Chapter 1 Lao Li, believe it or not, I can kill the devil with my pants

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"Fuck! What a place! Mosquitoes are bigger than grasshoppers! I'm about to suck up Lao Tzu's blood! ”

A rough man in his thirties, shirtless and wearing only one trouser, was lying in the grass, constantly scolding the ghost weather of the Savage Mountains in Myanmar and the big mosquitoes flying everywhere.

On the side was a young man about ten years younger than him, equally bare-chested, and wearing only pants. Compared with the former, the latter is much whiter and the skin is much tenderer. The young man was looking at the rough man with his eyes intended.

Although after a long period of wind and sun, the rough man's skin is rough and too dark, but this rough man can still be seen between his eyebrows and eyes.

The rough man also noticed the strange look of the kid next to him:

"You don't fucking like I, Lao Li, right? From the morning to now, you are almost looking at the flowers on Lao Tzu's face. What the hell are you looking at? ”

"Hee-hee."

The young man smirked twice:

"Lao Li, I look at you like a person."

"You don't look like a human!"

"Whew! I mean you look like a person! That person's name is Li Yunlong! ”

"Lao Tzu was originally called Li Yunlong!"

Seeing the rough man's emotional appearance, the young man hurriedly motioned to him to whisper:

"Don't make such a big noise, there are a lot of little devils nearby! Let's just have two pants, the devil is here, do you want to kill people with pants? ”

Hearing this, Li Yunlong had no choice but to lie back into the grass again......

This has no guns and no guns, and no matter how clever a daughter-in-law is, she can't cook without rice!

The young man on the side thought that he had been lying on his stomach for too long, and his back hurt, so he softened the grass under his stomach, turned around and lay there, facing the sky, and muttered:

"You are Li Yunlong, my name is Li Longcheng! We all bring a dragon word, or our family, rounding off is also a relative! ”

Li Yunlong ignored him and continued to observe the movements around him.

Li Longcheng slowly closed his eyes, seemingly relaxed and comfortable, his mind was already a mess at the moment, and he was frantically sorting out his thoughts.

What's the situation now?

Through?

Or travel to Bright Sword?

Wrong! There is no matter of Myanmar in the bright sword.

But he is now in the Savage Mountain of Myanmar, but he is Li Yunlong by his side, what kind of match is this?

Think carefully about what lies ahead.

At that time, he was still a young man in the new era who soaked in the dormitory while playing chicken games and watching TV dramas.

A young man in the new era who can't do anything, and can't achieve anything.

The time spent on weekdays is to watch all kinds of dramas, two-dimensional, action, and anti-Japanese war dramas, and he is willing to watch them.

Of course, games are also indispensable. King, Genshin Impact, Eat Chicken......

When it comes to eating chicken, he personally thinks that his skills are still quite good. If it weren't for the fact that he was over twenty-six years old, he was disgusted by the teams and refused to be recruited into the team because he was too old. He could probably become a well-known pro.

As a result, it can only be in the high-end bureau in the eyes of ordinary people, and there are all kinds of abuse in the low-end bureau in his eyes.

Because I think it's very boring to just eat chicken!

While eating chicken, while watching the anti-Japanese war film, all the opponents in the game are automatically imagined as Oriental devils, and the Chinese bloodline is instantly awakened, and it is easy to kill twenty times in a row, which is a trivial matter!

Of course!

By the way, if you live in the world of anti-Japanese war movies like "Bright Sword" or "My Captain, My Regiment", and then have the amazing marksmanship in the game, of course, if your skills are a little better.

Li Yunlong and Long Wenwen, these two heads of the regiment still have to think about the law to tie myself up!

Follow the routine of online novels.

Often, at times like this, it's time for an unexpected idea.

He just ate chicken here, and an episode of the TV series just ended, and then he crossed over.

When I opened my eyes again, he was already on the transport plane bound for Myanmar.

Where can this be called a transport plane!

There wasn't even a seat, and there were a group of rough men wearing only pants and speaking the dialects of the north and the south.

It's like a hodgepodge of dialects.

His white and pure body is quite out of place in it.

After squatting at the front for a long time, next to the cockpit, he heard from the pilot's English conversation that he was going to take this group of hillbilly-born expeditionary force soldiers to Burma to help the British troops stationed in Burma deal with little Japan.

Fortunately, I passed level 4 in English, and I passed level 6 by two points.

Wrong.

Now the focus is not on the English language.

What is the point of flying to the country of Myanmar? What helped the British army against Little Japan?

The next moment, Li Longcheng's brain began to buzz.

Until the plane was forced to land in a wilderness due to air currents, and the pilot was unfortunately killed on the way to land.

And when the shirtless men in the transport plane smashed open the windows of the plane and fled in all directions, Li Longcheng's mind was also buzzing.

Fortunately, a big brother kindly pulled him, dragged him into the grass, pressed his head, and told him to hide it quickly.

He tried to stop the almost suicidal, blind running of the rest of his shirtless comrades.

But in the end, they are all walking corpses who rely on their escape instincts to move and escape, looking for their souls left in the country everywhere.

"Such a big movement will definitely attract the attention of the little devil!"

He complained, and reluctantly hid in the grass.

Sure enough, not far away, gunshots rang out one after another, and screams came one after another.

Li Longcheng and this big brother hid in the grass and luckily escaped the search of more than a dozen soldiers of the Japanese army!

It wasn't until the weather was cold at night that a gust of cold wind made Li Longcheng shiver that he reacted......

Most of them have traveled to the period when the Chinese Expeditionary Force fought the Oriental devils in Myanmar as told in "My Regiment Leader, My Regiment".

That's a big joke!

Li Yunlong was still scolding: "What the hell is going on here?" What about Lao Tzu's Italian cannon? ”

"Lao Li, do you know what it means to cross over?"

Li Longcheng's words made Li Yunlong a little confused.

Li Longcheng briefly popularized the basic setting of the crossing to Li Yunlong, and then asked Li Yunlong what stage he was in before the crossing by the way.

"I know that before I crossed over, I was fighting Chu Yunfei in Zhaozhuang! And then I got hurt....."

Zhao Zhuang?

Oh, that should be the Battle of Huaihai, the Battle of Xu Bang.

Li Yunlong and Chu Yunfei, as generals of two different camps, cherished each other and finally met in Zhaozhuang on the Xu Beng battlefield and had an ultimate decisive battle. In the end, both were injured, Li Yunlong and Chu Yunfei were both seriously injured and almost couldn't be saved.

And after Li Yunlong was seriously injured and recuperated, the war immediately entered the final stage, so that this old general who had been fighting all his life had not many battles to fight.

.......

Li Longcheng did not tell Li Yunlong what would happen to him in the future.

He felt that it was the most important thing to take care of the present, so he thought about it and gave Lao Li such an explanation.

"Presumably, the anti-Japanese battlefield in this world is in trouble, so strong foreign aid is needed, and then heroes like you and me are summoned."

Heroes?

Li Yunlong glanced at the white and pure Li Longcheng.

The expression seemed to say: You, a white-faced boy, also deserve to call yourself a hero? Didn't I see this?

Not only that, Li Longcheng also called himself an old traverser.

The sudden age change in them right now is the biggest proof of this.

Li Yunlong is directly thirty years younger, and he is several years younger than before.

Then he popularized the rules that he must abide by as a traverser, the first one is not to reveal his identity as a traverser.

As soon as I heard it, Lao Li, who had a little devil to do, didn't care about those trivialities.

"It just so happens that Lao Tzu didn't beat the little devil enough back then!"

Lao Li looked at the Savage Mountain in front of him with an expectant expression.

Smack.

The palm of his hand was a puddle of blood and a large mosquito that had been flattened.

"Damn, there are so many fucking mosquitoes here! What are you doing biting me Lao Li? Have the ability to bite the little devil! What are you doing here! ”

Seeing Li Yunlong quickly enter the role, Li Longcheng also breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.

The only pity is ......

If only I had a system.

It's not easy to be able to do a little devil, so if you don't abuse it, don't be reckless, how can you relieve your anger!

【......】

[Successfully persuaded Li Yunlong to accept the identity of the traverser. 】

【System Activation......】

[Kill any little devil directly or indirectly to complete the first kill.] The airdrop system of the chicken battlefield will be officially opened...... and get an initial gift package]

Ha ha.

Really...... What do you want, you want to breastfeed, your mother is here, you miss your mother's family, your uncle is here......

Li Longcheng couldn't stop laughing, and Li Yunlong's big-footed girl on the side kicked him directly in the face.

"You kid give me some cats, there's a little devil over there!"

Little devils?

Where?

Isn't this just the first kill for Lao Tzu?

Li Longcheng quickly climbed to Li Yunlong's side, looked in the direction he pointed, and saw a suspected lonely devil urinating under a tree not far away!

"Alone?"

Li Longcheng asked Li Yunlong, this kind of thing, Captain Li is obviously more experienced.

"Let's see, if he is alone, our brothers will outflank him left and right and unload his gun! Strip him of his clothes. ”

"Forget the pants......"

Li Longcheng shook his head: "The crotch of the little devil is shallow, and the pocket is too tight!" ”

"Hehe, you kid doesn't seem to be wearing less, you're quite experienced!"

Li Yunlong turned his head and confirmed the situation around the little devil again:

"This little devil's companion should be nearby, but far away...... We brothers have to hurry up and don't let him run. ”

As he spoke, Li Yunlong began to look around for stones or sticks that could be used as weapons.

At this time, he noticed that Li Longcheng on the side actually took off the only pants on his body at this time.

"What are you doing kid? Do you want to show streaking for little devils? ”

"Lao Li ....."

Li Longcheng shook the pants in his hand: "Do you believe that I can kill the little devil with this pants......"

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