When he got up in the morning, Yun Chu deliberately sniffed his armpits, which was very good, and there was no strange smell.

Although I don't understand what the human taste in Di Renjie's mouth is, presumably that taste will not be annoying.

In the world before Yunchu, the bottom line of the government was not to starve people to death, but later felt that this bottom line was set too low, so he raised it a little and turned it into a dignified life.

Of course, this dignity does not mean that everyone is equal, but that you have a house to shelter from the wind and rain, you have a few clothes to shelter from the cold and shame, you have a pot to cook, and you have the minimum safety to avoid being harmed by others at will.

However, in the Tang Dynasty, even in the prosperous era of Zhenguan, which has been boasted by people for more than a thousand years, the people of the capital never want to live such a life, let alone the huge number of Qiantou leaders.

In addition to boasting about the exploits of the emperors and generals in "On the Passage of Qin", Jia Yi clearly pointed out that the words of a hundred schools of thought should be burned to fool the head.

Generally speaking, fooling the heads of Qian, the people, is the most important thing that the emperors and generals do.

Shangyuan Festival is the most important festival of the year in Chang'an City, and it is also a festival where the ladies and ladies of Chang'an can shine, and it is also an important festival where the heads of the general Qiantou can enjoy the best side of the ladies and gentlemen at close range.

The servants of the house got up early, worked as hard as crazy, and at noon, they finished all the work they needed to do all day, and then they looked at Cui Shi with a blank eye.

"One by one, they only know how to eat, they only know how to reach out and ask for money, and they live like pigs. Lang Jun still wants to send money! Cui scolded and threw down the embroidery work in his hand and took out a full money box from the house.

The embroidery girl has two fat, the cook has three fat, four fat, five, six, and seven fats for sewing quilts, plus eight fats for heavy work, nine fats for driving carriages and raising horses, and ten fats for guarding the door, each of them has a reward of 100 yuan, and the rest of the new servants have a reward of 50 yuan each.

When the money was put into the money bag and tied to the waist by the servants, and when they ran all over the yard, Cui Shi took out a large handful of copper hairpins from the house with a gloomy face, and gave one to each of the servants, and as for the three men, they also had one each, and kept it for their future wives.

The brass hairpin was bright and shaking, and it looked similar to a golden hairpin, but the servants were as happy as if they had received a golden hairpin.

The hairpin on Cui's head is not brass, it is a real golden hairpin, which Yun Chu specially bought back and gave to Cui's.

Seeing that the servants couldn't wait to stick the copper hairpin on their heads, Cui Shi gritted his teeth and said: "Lang Jun said, except for Fat Eight, Fat Nine, and Fat Ten to stay at the gate, the rest can go to Fangshizi to go to Lang."

Knowing that you are about to go crazy in the Yeting Palace, I am very sympathetic to you, you must go home before the fourth watch, if you haven't come back on the fourth watch, you don't have to come back.

If there is someone who can't hold back and find a wild man, it's best to eat it and wipe it clean, if you leave the hand and tail unclear, you know the consequences, don't blame my subordinates for being ruthless if you dare to come back with your body and ruin the family style! ”

The servants agreed in unison, and left the Yun family in groups of three or five, and went to find their own fun according to the memories of the past.

Tonight, Jin Wu can't help it, you can dance all night long.

Yun Chu is very busy, just tonight, he wants to use a large number of lanterns to decorate Jinchangfang as a city that never sleeps, as early as when Zhang He and his family made giant Kong Ming lanterns, the rest of the lantern craftsmen have been busy for a long time, thousands of lanterns, will illuminate the streets of Jinchangfang.

In fact, Yun Chu wanted to go to the Qujiang Water and Land Festival presided over by Xuanzang, he really wanted to see what Naha's child was tortured by Xuanzang.

Unfortunately, the emperor and empress, the main venue of the Qujiang Water and Land Festival, will appear, and it is stipulated that officials and dogs below the seventh rank are not allowed to enter, and they can only kneel on the ground outside the festival and hold candles to pray for the dead.

The last conversation with the old monkey ended unhappily, and Yun Chu hadn't seen the old monkey since then.

Urge the people to hang lanterns everywhere, and when it gets dark, all these lamps will be lit to compete with the moon in the sky.

The Datang Si Tianjian predicted early on that there would be a strange scene of the sun and the moon competing for glory in this year's Shangyuan Festival, and it was also characterized as auspicious, proving that the real queen of the Tang Dynasty would appear.

During the Shangyuan Festival, the moon rises at more than four o'clock in the afternoon, and at this time, the sun has not yet set, and the scene of the sun and moon shining together appears, which is a very, very normal astronomical phenomenon.

I just don't know why Si Tianjian of the Tang Dynasty has to pull this celestial phenomenon with the queen, you know, Li Zhi's queen, Queen Wang is still alive and well, there is no sign of violent death, why do you say that the real queen will appear?

This matter is not only Yun Chu is puzzled, but even the ordinary people are also puzzled, only Di Renjie, who came to Jinchangfang to join in the fun, is not puzzled.

He thinks that this is a harbinger that Datang is going to change the empress, after all, a sensitive place like Si Tianjian has not received the emperor's will, and they will never dare to talk nonsense like this.

Yun Chu said that he didn't understand, so he sent Di Renjie to write riddles on some lanterns that could be taken away, and told him not to be jerky and difficult to understand, it was best that someone who could know a few words could even guess the lantern and take the lantern.

Di Renjie thinks that it is not possible, and feels that there is no style, and he should write some riddles that most people can't guess, it is best to have a hundred and ten lanterns, and no one can take one, so that Jinchangfang will be extraordinary.

"Idiots would do that!" Yun Chu began to curse angrily.

"What do you mean by being stupid?"

Yun Chu handed him a small bronze mirror.

Di Renjie looked at himself in the mirror and said, "Although I can't compare my appearance to Pan An, I can compare with Song Yu."

Hey? Seven or eight brothers, sitting around a pillar, once they want to split up, their clothes are all torn, this is also shooting?

Brother Yun, shoot and cover layer by layer, and only get the true face after peeling off the cocoon, so interesting, are you almost not covered, is this a scene where you are ready to give away a lantern for nothing? ”

Yun Chu looked at Di Renjie and said, "I only hope that all the people in Chang'an will come to Jinchangfang to shoot over, and I really hope that they can take all the lanterns with words written on them home." ”

Why? The lanterns in Jinchangfang are well made, and they can be hung on the gate to illuminate when they are taken back, and they should not be wasted like this. ”

Yun Chu gritted his teeth angrily, and after turning the lantern in his hand in a direction, he revealed five big black characters - Desheng Longjin Store, Di Renjie suddenly realized, and found that there were two lines of small characters under the five big characters, looked at it carefully, and whispered: "Full of red gold, Tong Su is not bullied?" ”

Immediately, Di Renjie threw the lantern aside and said angrily: "You sold the lantern of the Shangyuan Festival again?" ”

Yun Chu pointed to the dense lanterns in Jinchangfang and said, "This is all funded by Deshenglong, and it didn't cost me any money in Jinchangfang." ”

"But, it's a shame."

Yun Chu dragged Fang Zheng Liu Yi over, pointed to the lantern on the ground and said, "Is it embarrassing to write Deshenglong's name on it?" ”

Liu Yi shook his head like a rattle, and said continuously: "Why is it a shame, people Deshenglong spent money in our Jinchangfang to customize three thousand lanterns to give to us, don't want a penny, just ask to write a few words on it, this is a good deed, a few more words will not affect the use, besides, people also gave lamp oil and oil bowls." ”

Yun Chu smiled and said to Di Renjie: "They don't feel ashamed, and of course I don't feel ashamed, I just think it's a good deal." ”

"For the sake of money, you can ask Deshenglong to write the words on your back, right?"

Yun Chu thought about the appearance of athletes dressed in advertising competitions in the past, and remembered the appearance of his own district bigwig wearing a photo studio advertising vest with a beautiful head printed on it and singing all over the world, so he nodded heavily and said: "As long as the price is right, there is nothing that is not okay." ”

Di Renjie was stunned and said, "You can't be a soldier without Hongyi!" ”

Yun Chu didn't have time to chew words with him, so he picked up the brush and quickly wrote on another lantern - the little white flower, flying all over the sky, falling to the ground like a white face, falling into the water and not visible......

Di Renjie hugged his head and wailed, like a wounded donkey running away.

Yun Chu understood Di Renjie very well at this time, although this guy was full of sympathy for the people and was willing to help them improve their lives, but it was okay to help, he didn't think that these Qianshou could be compared with a talented man like him.

Not to mention running around the world with advertisements behind his back, which is not in line with his worldview, and even completely subverts his outlook on life.

If Liu Yi answers like this, Di Renjie will not feel unacceptable, but will only find it interesting.

Yun Chu was willing to run around with an advertising shirt on his back, which he couldn't accept at all, because Yun Chu, like him, was a proud and promising student.

How can this world be without dignity and humility? It is estimated that this idea caused Di Renjie to go crazy.

Liu Yi didn't have Yun Chu's ability to write such a wonderful shooting, so he could only look at the pen with reverence and reverence.

At about four o'clock in the afternoon, a faint moon rose from the north-east position, and Yun Chu just finished writing the last riddle - wearing a red pen stand, wearing colorful clothes, singing a song loudly, the red sun rises in the east! Beat a poultry.

Listening to Fang Zheng chanting this riddle, Erniu, who finally took the initiative to leave the bathhouse, suddenly lit up with a blurred gaze, and immediately shouted at Yun Chu: "The chief is a rooster, the chief is a rooster!" ”

After Erniu shouted this sentence, the onlookers seemed to wake up all of a sudden, and shouted at Yun Chu - the captain is a rooster!

Yun Chu looked at Erniu and said, "If you can recite the riddle, this lamp will belong to you." ”

Erniu said without thinking: "Wearing a red pen stand, wearing colorful clothes, singing a song loudly, the red sun rises in the east!"

The inside is a rooster! ”

Yun Chu pouted and kicked Er Niu's ass and said, "The lieutenant is not a rooster, the mystery is a rooster!" ”

After laughing and scolding, in the envious eyes of a large group of children, he handed over the red lantern full of advertisements to Erniu.

He believes that Erniu will probably never forget this scene until he dies, and he will not forget that he used his wisdom to obtain a red lantern for the first time in his life.