The flowers fade and the red green apricots are small.

When the swallows fly, the green water is around. There are few willows blowing on the branches, and there is no grass at the end of the world.

The swing in the wall, the road outside the wall, the pedestrians outside the wall, the beautiful woman in the wall laughs, the laughter gradually disappears, and the affection is ruthlessly annoyed.

When Su Shi wrote this poem, the woman must not let him see it, and wanted to hold his heart, so she specially swung the swing in the wall, and the most terrible thing was that the swing did not swing high, leaving only laughter, let Su Shi think about it himself.

However, this is not the point, the point is that Su Shi is a famous fat man who can't climb the high walls of other people's houses. The fat man looks ugly when he climbs the wall, twisting left and arching right, poor waist is weak, his butt is too heavy, and he can't climb up.

Yun Chu didn't have this kind of trouble, he was very satisfied with his current body, he could run a few steps on the wall, and then reach the top of the wall with his hand, and with a stretch of his arm, he would lift his body up the high wall, and the process would only take a few seconds.

Of course, he can also wrap his whip around something high and then pull the whip to send himself up the high wall. The most convenient thing is to have the help of the jujube red horse, he can step on the horse's back and easily climb the high wall. In short, there are a hundred ways to climb the wall at the beginning of the clouds.

However, seeing the old monkey climbing the wall, Yun Chu had nothing to say, because the high wall is flat ground for the old monkey.

Moreover, after this old monkey climbed over the high wall of the Yun family, he would directly drill into Naha's boudoir, which Yun Chu had said many times, and the old monkey still refused to change his teachings. He likes to play chess with Naha.

This excuse is really bad, but Yun Chu can't bear to expose it, only when he is with Naha, the old monkey is like a living monkey, and on weekdays, he is a dead monkey. I really don't know why the old monkey came to Chang'an. This is not a place where he can be happy

The Western Regions is his world, where he can play with the lords, the kings, the khans, and even change the fate of a city-state, a tribe.

It can't be done in Datang, the people here are too stable, they like peaceful days too much, and they hate the turmoil that the people of the Western Regions like, he is like an old monkey who only falls into the swamp, unable to move, unable to struggle, and can only wait for death. Therefore, Xuanzang said that he threw himself into the net.

Originally, there was no pilaf in the Western Regions, but since there was Yunchu, there has been pilaf in the Western Regions.

Chang'an also didn't have pilaf, since the old monkey got onions and yellow radish, there were large pieces of mutton pilaf.

Early in the morning, Yun Chu killed a sheep with his own hands, this is a sheep with a pair of big watery eyes, its black eye sockets are very beautiful, and the fur is also cleaned and neat by the shepherd, even if it is pressed down by Yun Chu, the sheep still does not struggle, and does not even call.

It wasn't until Yun Chu stabbed the knife more than a foot long into its heart that it stretched out its pink tongue and wanted to scream, but unfortunately, there was no sound Cui Shi glanced at it and ran away, only Naha jumped there, asking her brother to leave her four complete "Gala Khan"

Yun Chu chopped off the sheep's head with a sharp axe, and at this time, the tears in those big watery eyes had dried up, and the head was on the ground. After rolling it up twice, it is stained with a thin layer of dust.

When the sheepskin was peeled very completely, Fat Ten planned to use this sheepskin to make a small mattress, so he used a few bamboo sticks to prop up the sheepskin and put it in a cool place to dry a large string of sheep internal organs when it rolled off the body cavity of the sheep, he loaded most of the basket and was taken away by the fat nine, he placed a small stove in the gatehouse, and at the same time as watching the door, stewed haggis soup and drank it.

Yun Chu carefully cut the leg joints of the sheep and made four white "Gala Khan" for Naha to play with, and after Naha got the "Gala Khan", she asked Sanfei to boil her baby in boiling water - all over to remove the smell

After cooking, you have to put on the fragrant osmanthus oil, and when the bones are shiny, it is a good thing for girls.

Yun Chu chopped the whole sheep into fist-sized pieces and put them on a sieve to dry to let the mutton's moisture dissipate, so that when the mutton was stir-fried, it would not crackle and splash oil, and the meat would become firm and chewy. There are a lot of guests who came to eat today.

There are Pei Xingjian and Gongsun, He Yizheng and Sun Hucao of Wannian County, and Di Renjie for a long time.

The old monkey is not a guest, he never thinks of himself as a guest, at least half of the money in this family has something to do with him, he always thinks that he should be the master, not to mention, Yun Chu also asked him for a good little mare

A little mare born in Khotan can be obtained with a meal, not to mention that the onions and yellow radishes for this meal are all brought by him, but he still agreed, and after chatting with Yu Xiurong for a while, he had to admit that this woman was a good match for Yun Chu: "My poor Naha, how can I become a family with someone like you?" Whoever deals with your family will lose his life. The old monkey squatted on a hitched stake when he said this, and from a distance it really looked like a monkey.

Yun Chu used his hands to break open a yellow and clear pear and give it to the old monkey in half, this thing was brought by Gongsun, and you can still eat juicy pears in April, which is too rare.

The old monkey took a bite of the pear and said, "I want to live a few more years, and I'm ready to see how many more babies you and that mother-in-law can have." Then don't run to Changle Fang all day long, and contribute the little bit of energy that is not much to the singer, it's not cost-effective."

"There's nothing inappropriate, when you look at it one day, you can notice the cuteness of those singers, people are some good women who pursue a better life, why do you look down on people

"I didn't look down on others, I looked down on you, I could be the king of the Western Regions, but I came to Chang'an to be a monkey, and I didn't lose it

The old monkey shook his head and said, "No loss, as long as I can see the mystery and hear his voice, I won't lose "You are sick"

"If a disease makes you happy, you can cure it or not

Yun Chu raised his head and recalled that the dancing woman who was sent to the mental hospital by himself felt that the old monkey's words were not wrong, and instead of sobering up and accepting the bad news of the death of her husband and daughter, it was better to immerse herself in the world of dance, and dance in the mental hospital forever and forever until death fell

9

Seeing that the sun was rising, Yun Chu spit out the licorice dregs in his mouth, and after washing his hands, he came to a big iron pot in the yard, and after the fat eight lit the firewood, he poured sesame oil into the cauldron with a diameter of more than one meter.

The iron pot is cast by the blacksmith of Jinchangfang, the craftsmanship is very good, the thick bottom and thin wall are black and shiny, and when the black sesame oil that can make a dragon groan sound when it is knocked on the iron pot, Fei Ba and Yun Chu poured the cleaned mutton into the big iron pot and stir-fried Di Renjie was the first to arrive, watching Yun Chu busy on the edge of the big iron pot, he came over and took a look and said, "Cooking skills again." Yun Chu said angrily: "The reason why Datang doesn't have any high-end delicious food is completely up to you!" Di Renjie said suspiciously: "It's my business."

Yun Chu said, "It's because you smart people don't want to study the dishes well, but all of them go to become officials, which makes Datang's cuisine not an inch in countless years.

Think about it, if everyone is good at cooking, how many delicious dishes will there be in my Datang, and there will not be so many stupid officials in this world!

Obviously, they are all good cooks, and they are all going to be officials, can they be good?

"This sentence won my heart!" Pei Xingjian's voice came from the atrium, and then, I saw Pei Xingjian, Gongsun, a pair of thieves, turning around from the flower hall. I thought that Di Renjie would run away, but I didn't expect that people were standing beside Yun Chu with a smile, waiting for Yun Chu to introduce him to new friends. Di Renjie, the head of Liquanfang, is too student

"Pei Xingjian, General Pei, Gongsun, the first Gongsun lady in the sword dance world"

When Di Renjie heard this, he stepped over, and first bowed his hand to Pei Xingjian and said, "Feng'anfang has seen General Pei, and the heroic appearance of subduing the chaotic people alone is still unforgettable

After speaking, he arched his hand to Gongsun and said, "Yun Chu often said, there was a beautiful woman in the past, Gongsun's family, a sword dance, moving the Quartet, today I see the fruit and I don't deceive..."Pei Xingjian laughed and said, "Feng'anfang, Brother Di took the lead" Killing the dog official, a certain family is still in the ear. The two met and talked happily, but Gongsun asked suspiciously, "Have we ever met?" Di Renjie stroked the mustache on his lips and said, "I'm eager to see it."

At this time, except for the black spots, Di Renjie, who is also rich and handsome, is far from the image of the dog thief who looked naked and naked that night, and after a long time, Gongsun really can't remember the appearance of the dog thief

Yun Chu was busy frying mutton, Pei Xingjian and Di Renjie talked very happily, Gongsun went to find Yu Xiurong and Naha, for a while, it was also safe and quiet Pei Xingjian likes young talents the most, Di Renjie is not too learned straw bales, whether it is the art of war, or current affairs, arithmetic, or the sun, moon and stars, Di Renjie can answer fluently, and insightful, the two came to the flower hall unconsciously, and fought with the chess that Yun Chu made. He Yizheng came at the right time, brought Yun Chu a packet of white frost candy, and some medicinal herbs Seeing that Yun Chu had taken the white frost candy, he poured it into the oil pot, He Yizheng hurriedly said, "This thing is not eaten like this."

Yun Chu said with a smile: "Don't worry, compared to being Langzhong, I am more good at cooking.

"Oops, the official document has come down"

"Just came down yesterday, the ancestor is better than anything else, the above asked who can fill the vacancy of a certain family, and you have been reported, for the sake of you being praised by the ancestor, what was originally not done has become a sure thing." In this way, we rejoice and rejoice. "Be quiet, don't be quiet, the paperwork can be done accurately" The two looked at each other hehe-laugh,-cut all without saying a word.

Sun Hucao didn't know when he came, and after seeing Pei Xingjian and He Doctor's sentence, he wanted to leave immediately, and after thinking for a while, he slipped through the wall and moved in.