Chapter 7 begins with fat as beauty

When a huge canteen covering an area of more than ten acres appeared in front of Yun Chu and Di Renjie, they didn't have any excessive expressions.

It's obviously past dinner time, but it's still crowded and noisy.

The women working in the canteen were visibly tired, and at the urging of the diners, they had to barely keep up the pace at which they were served.

"Don't shake, just the big one, shake, shake, you can only eat beans if you fucking shake again."

"Baby, I'm staring, you go to fill the soup, don't shake your hands, take your time, be thick and not thin......"

"Don't fucking drink mash, it's a ploy of the canteen, the mash is too much to drink, we can't eat the rice, we take the bamboo chips for fifty cents, eat more meat, eat less worthless things, take it, and eat a duck leg ......"

Even Di Renjie, who had long been accustomed to eating food in the canteen, still had the urge to drool when he saw the browned meatballs that were fried with grease.

A hand had involuntarily reached over and retrieved the shallow-bottomed pottery bowl containing four meatballs.

Under the sweep of his gaze, he found that the place where the meat was originally placed was empty, so he sighed and said to Yun Chu: "There should be no limit to this kind of thing. ”

Yun Chu shook his head and said: "No way, no matter how much you cook, you can't eat enough, do you know, the pigs around Chang'an have been eaten by the men, especially those pigs who have been castrated and grown up eating clean food, and it's almost hard to find a fucking pig." ”

"Are the people in Qujiang helping you raise pigs now?"

Yun Chu sighed and said: "This thing is easy to suffer from plague if you raise too much, and it is not cost-effective to raise less, in the past, rice bran and bran were all eaten by people, and now it is not enough to feed all pigs."

I had a lot of beans bought, and after squeezing the oil, I made bean cakes to feed the pigs, and I was warned by the imperial history wandering in the countryside that if it weren't for the fact that my pork was really delicious, I would even be guilty of it. ”

Di Renjie brought himself a bowl of rice, poured the meatball soup on the rice, looked at Yun Chu who was sitting opposite him and said: "It is rare for people to eat beans, you take beans to feed the pigs, I am the imperial history, and I will impeach you." ”

Yun Chu waited for Di Renjie to eat a bowl of rice and four egg-sized meatballs and said, "You didn't have this amount of rice before, I remember, the first time you came to my house to eat, how many bowls of rice did you eat?" ”

Di Renjie knocked on the small bowl of rice in front of him and said, "Four bowls of rice twice as big as this." ”

"I remember you said you weren't full yet?"

"Yes, I haven't eaten enough, I'm still hungry, I just can't fit my stomach."

"You just ate a small bowl of rice, a bowl of vegetables, and you seem to have eaten enough."

Di Renjie frowned and said, "The amount of food is getting smaller and smaller, but people are getting fatter and fatter. ”

Yun Chu smiled, the most important role of canteen dishes is actually to promote fattening, I think back then, he ate in the school cafeteria for four years, and he also gained a lot of weight, not to say how delicious the canteen dishes are, mainly because the oil and water are too big, just like his meal in the morning, lard and cabbage stuffed buns, he can eat twenty in one go.

"Do you know how many ducks these people ate last year alone?"

Di Renjie looked at the mountains of braised duck meat in a large basket, and said with a mental calculation: "100,000? ”

Yun Chu said with a smile: "You also underestimate the appetite of the people of Chang'an, just this canteen will kill five hundred ducks in one day." ”

Di Renjie said in surprise: "In a year, 200,000 ducks? ”

Yun Chu said: "200,000 ducks are only a few, now, if you go to Qujiang Pond again, you will find that the ducks have almost covered Qujiang Pond, and now, as long as there is a pond, there will be ducks." ”

Di Renjie said strangely: "Why don't you use chicken, I always think chicken is better than duck." ”

"If the duck meat is ready, it is also a top-notch delicacy, but now there is no need to deal with those bells and whistles, just dealing with these middlemen who are not the heads of the Qian, and are not the scholars, they are too busy.

Ducks have abundant bait, and they can find food in the wild by themselves without feeding food, supplemented by a small amount of feed, and they can be served on the table in half a year.

Chickens don't work, they take too long to raise, and they cost food. ”

Di Renjie thought for a while and said: "Last winter, someone was selling a padded jacket filled with duck feathers, and after wearing it, it looked bloated, but it was very light and warm, and the price of five yuan a piece was really unacceptable.

However, this thing is very popular in Pingkangfang, but all prostitutes seem to wear one, enter the workshop of the earthly dragon, take off the bloated duck feather clothes, and wear a light gauze dress inside...... Tsk, this business can't be yours, right? ”

Yun Chu nodded and said, "In this world, only my family has so many duck feathers, and the business is naturally mine." ”

"The first person wearing a duck sweater can't be Gongsun, right?"

"Of course, it's Gongsun, who has been doing business with my family for the past two years, has accumulated a lot of money, and is ready to open a "sword house" by himself.

Naha wanted to go, but I beat her up, and these days I'm looking at me unpleasantly, and you're being affected. ”

Di Renjie shook his head and said, "Naha is no different from my sister-in-law, this is nothing, and it is not rude."

It's strange to me now, when you do things, you often just make a start, and then a whole bunch of industries will naturally spawn out.

Open a canteen, and then there will be growing vegetables, raising pigs, raising ducks, and then making duck feather clothes, what will appear in the future? ”

Watching the servants in the canteen take away the plates, at the beginning of Yunchu, Di Renjie got up and left the canteen, and slowly walked into the small alley lined with bamboo.

When passing by the copper plate house, Yun Chu pointed to the copper plate house with the door closed and said to Di Renjie: "Do you remember the copper plate?" ”

Di Renjie nodded and said, "How can you not remember?" ”

Yun Chu took out a book from his sleeve and handed it to Di Renjie.

Di Renjie looked through the book and found that it was a copy of the Analects, and saw that the handwriting on the book was clear, there was no adhesion, no ink leakage, and the gap between the words was of the right size, so he couldn't help asking: "This is the movable type linked by the copper plate and their household seals, and the books that come out now can reach this point?"

Although it is not as good as the engraving of the yang carving, it is still better than the book carved out of the yin. ”

"People are now studying the lead type, and when the lead type comes out, Jinchangfang will dedicate this craft to Guozijian, and then get permission to print books from Guozijian, Jinchangfang can open a very large, very large book printing workshop, if you write a book in the future, you can use it here to print, believe me, it is cheap and fast."

"Why is it Jinchangfang and not other people's copper plates?"

Yun Chu looked at Di Renjie and laughed: "Because I tied the seals together for laziness, I found that I could make up a sentence, and then, there was a copper plate that wanted to engrave all the words into seals, and then arrange them according to the needs, and then the books could be printed." ”

"You never seem to care about the secret recipe."

"Do you make money with secret recipes? Isn't my money enough? Change of position? I don't plan to be a high-ranking official in my life, I just want to be a real petty official, since my ability can get that position, why should I use such a helpless way to exchange? ”

"Being a petty official?"

"That's right, if I'm the county lieutenant of Wannian County, then is all the security in Wannian County under my control?"

"Yes, it's up to you."

"Since it's under my control, nothing should happen to Wannian County."

"You mean anything unlawful?"

"That's right."

"Doesn't include the lawlessness you're going to do?"

"That's nature! I'm going to use the least amount of power to the maximum. ”

"In the past, Jinchangfang was a dish on your table, and later Qujiangli also became a dish on your table, and now, are you ready to serve the entire Wannian County to your table?"

Yun Chu laughed and said, "My appetite is relatively big. ”

Chatting with friends you haven't seen for a long time is the most enjoyable, whether it is depression in life, troubles at work, or ambitions hidden in your heart, you can take it to the sun.

After talking to Di Renjie for an afternoon, Yun Chu felt that his mood was much broader, anyway, all the garbage was dumped to Di Renjie, and he ended up relaxed.

The Yun family has become less like a home, how to put it, more like a factory and dormitory.

The former exquisite Yun family is now full of goods, some of which are even piled up to the height of the roof.

If it weren't for the fact that there were three nests of swallows under the eaves, Cui's would probably not let go of that eaves.

Yun Chu prides himself on being clean and tidy, which is basically not seen in the Yun family, even if the duck feathers are cleaned, there is always some unique taste of ducks.

"Our family should build a bigger mansion, and after Langjun High School, let's start immediately, I asked the leaders of the craftsmen, and they said that as long as the materials are prepared, there will be six construction teams to work together, and two months is enough to build our house."

Every time Yun Chu was dissatisfied with his family, Cui would immediately come over to comfort him.

Yun Chu looked at the chubby Cui Shi who was urged by power and money and said, "Don't ruin our family for money." ”

Cui Shi shook his small fan and cooed: "Look at what Lang Jun said, who would be afraid of less money?" ”

Yun Chu pinched Cui's third layer of fat chin and said, "Before, I was always worried that you were too thin, but now, I am beginning to worry that you will definitely die of fat one day." ”

Cui Shi patted Yun Chu's hand and said, "A woman has to be fat to look good." Look at the second fat, the third fat, the fourth fat, the fifth fat, and the sixth fat, which one is not good-looking. ”

Yun Chu looked around and saw the yard full of fat women like balls walking around the yard.

It is not only the first ten people in the family who bought it to get fat, but even the women who bought it later except for a few who were born fat, and the rest are developing horizontally like crazy.

Yun Chu knew that this was all the result of eating and drinking, these people who had been plagued by hunger for decades, had no resistance in front of food, and spent more than two years unknowingly making themselves a fat man.

(End of chapter)