Chapter 54: The World's First Food Meeting (2)
A tour group of 17,623 people was trapped in the carnival for a full twelve hours. This is the effect that Yun Chu wanted in Jinchangfang.
Only carnival can make people forget the long time, and only carnival will make these people who live a frugal life on weekdays a rare generosity, because happiness is priceless. However, all the people who enter Jinchangfang, no matter how beautiful the beauties on the stage are, how enchanting the dances are, and how happy they are, unless they have finished eating because they came early, their first choice will always be the big canteen.
September is the most abundant time for food in Datang society, at this time, the autumn grain has been in the bag, the reserve of food has been stored, and in the past spring and summer, Chang'an has been in good weather, so there are still many people who are willing to spend an extra two hundred dollars to open their eyes in Puchangfang.
These people had never seen the so-called beautiful women before, and now there were beautiful women dressed in few, thin clothes, singing, dancing, and dancing on the stage, and some of the soft-boned beauties could even rest their heads on their buttocks and put themselves in a bucket.
There was a fat orchid who could dance on a small table, with a spinning body and jumping like a mad lamb, but such a fat lamb, no matter how fierce the breasts jumped, always stood firmly on the table and did not fall.
Watching Hu people dance, everyone actually can't understand it, especially those people in Jinchangfang who have just gotten rid of basic poverty, they just want to see when Hu Mei, who is wearing a big skirt but has bare legs, falls off the table so that more thighs are exposed.
Every time people almost fell into it, people would exclaim, and when they didn't fall in the end, everyone regretted it in unison.
However, this orchid finally fell off as everyone wished, but did not show her legs, but showed a white and greasy piece on her chest, which was dazzling.
That's it, after finally getting up, he covered his buttocks, which seemed to be in pain, and told all the audience in stammering Tang dialect that the reason why he fell was completely because of the restraint of clothes, and next time, he was going to wear less clothes and continue to jump for everyone to see.
If you fall down again at that time, please cover your eyes and don't look at her embarrassed appearance.
The woman swinging the swing is neatly dressed, but people soon notice the difference, after every few swings high, the body of the beauty will molt, and as the swing swings high, there will always be a thin garment as a cicada's wings falling from the sky.
Curious people tilted their heads and stared at the bewitching dancer without blinking, for fear of missing some details. As a result, when one of the dancers' shirts fell, the dancer's two bare arms leaked out, and just as people continued to expect her clothes to continue to fall off, the swing frame slowly stopped. However, a little girl standing on the edge of the swing rack secretly said to the audience in front of her: "Tomorrow, the clothes prepared by her lady will be gone." At the beginning of Yunchu, Di Renjie watched the two performances with great interest, and they both felt very good, both of them were glamorous but not vulgar, vulgar but not flattering.
Too good dances such as "Cai Wei" and "South Wind", don't play for a long time, it's cold when you move, it's not good-looking, not to mention, even the music next to it is not good, and it only takes a long time to sound. Such a good thing is not suitable for this kind of national carnival occasion, what the people like to see is the real good show. They like to watch the beauty turn their belly button at every turn, or they can see the small half of the jade bowl with pimples through the wide sleeves of the beauty's robe. Qiu Niang obviously knows what it means to be the master of the spirit of public entertainment, so today, she ordered a black mole the size of a soybean at the corner of her mouth.
It's very strange that after she clicked on this black mole, her voice became slightly hoarse, and she pointed out to Yun Chu with professionalism the shortcomings of the performances of the two beauties just now
"Orchid is too dependent, Seventeen Niang is too smart, Orchid's Hu Xuan dance is very good, everyone knows that today, it doesn't matter whether she dances well or not, the important thing is to make others willing to put bamboo chips into her bamboo basket.
"The Evil God"
This is a real money transaction, not a jump to take the money.
Orchid has big breasts, so she wants to show some of them, and even if she shows one when she falls, she stupidly wraps herself tightly, and wastes a good opportunity for hundreds of onlookers to watch in vain, and she is angry. When he returned, he whipped her.
Seventeen Niang has no breasts, she has to show her back, what kind of temptation is it to pull clothes one by one? The people who are watching here are not those sons and brothers in the workshop, they still have to pretend to be elegant, and the laymen love to watch vulgar things, and they have already seduced the people here and worked dryly, and in the end they will show people a shoulder and it will be over? Go back and pump her. ”
The red lips kept rolling, and there was a black mole on the side that was trembling brightly, this dead woman, just by saying a word, made Yun Chu and Di Renjie bend over and run.
"Tsk, that's the real profession." Di Zhuangrenjie finally straightened his waist and sighed sincerely.
"It's a pity, Brother Gentle is not here, if he is here, he should regret taking his wife to Jinchangfang to play."
Yun Chu was also very emotional, Datang's Qinglou teaching workshop business started from Guan Zhong, until now, it has been more than 1,300 years, after countless generations of beauty lovers continue to develop, it has long surpassed the era of the club that Yun Chu has seen more than 1,300 years after Datang. "Brother, I'm !! Xi'an" As soon as he opened his mouth, he lost his interest.
Yun Chu looked at Di Renjie and said, "Hey, I'm going to get married tomorrow, it's normal to endure it, why do you have to work so hard" "It's better to be fair about this kind of thing, and a letter from the hometown of Bingzhou said that her mother was suffering from typhoid fever, and the little lady of the Wang family waited for two months without clothes, and she was a really good girl." People are good girls, and I have to be a good fucking man. Yun Chu nodded, it seems that the pursuit of fairness is what this guy has always pursued, and it is not strange to do this kind of thing. Jinchangfang is overcrowded, crowded everywhere, and the polo field is even more thunderous. After the two hurried over, they found that it was a group of women from the Workshop Division playing polo.
Yun Chu glanced at it, and dragged Naha, who was standing on the sidelines and shouting hard, away!!!! These dead women relied on their horsemanship, and one by one they refused to put their butts on the saddle properly, but pouted their butts one by one, which had become very big because of the long time they had been riding, and as long as they looked at the hoarse people who watched the polo in the audience, they knew that except for Naha, who was a serious polo watcher, the rest were all to see other people's butts.
"I'm going to play polo like this in the future!" Passing by a stall selling sugar gourds, Naha casually plucked three from the straw bales and gave one to Yun Chu and Qiu Renjie.
Yun Chu stared at the sugar gourd for a moment, then grabbed Naha's collar and lifted her up and roared, "You entered my study again?"
Naha bit the red fruit sugar gourd without fear, and said to Yun Chu: "Twenty-eight Niang, her father broke his leg when he was working at the Guangfufang construction site, and her brother went to the Guangfufang construction site to move bricks, but her brother injured his hand again and couldn't move the bricks. Don't let Sanfei teach her to make sugar gourds to sell, what do you let her family eat?"
Yun Chu said angrily: "Except for your brother and me, the world is full of poor people, right?" I'm not sorry, am I?"
Naha bit another sugar gourd and said, "You are drunk, and you are still yelling in our yard, what will I be born every day, I will be useful, and my daughter will come back when you are gone!" I'm so generous to learn from you. Yun Chu was speechless, and stuffed Naha into Di Renjie's arms and said, "Here you go." “
Di Renjie hugged Naha in surprise and laughed, "What you said is true, so, this girl will become my sister." “
Naha kicked her legs, got out of Di Renjie's arms, walked a few steps quickly and grabbed Yun Chu's hand and said, "My brother is not short of money, and he can earn it back if he is short of money." Seeing her sister-in-law's big eyes blinking, although she was telling the truth, Yun Chu still wanted to know who gave her the confidence to say this. When they returned to the door, the brother and sister found that there was an extra door god holding a halberd in front of the house. Yun Chu stepped forward and said, "Brother Shou Yue, don't go to see the singing and dancing that you are accumulating, why did you come to my house to guard the door?"
Pei Xingjian pulled a donkey face and said, "Don't talk nonsense, let's fight, the winner will hold a food party next year, and the loser will challenge the winner next year and bet on the location of the next food party." Yun Chu smiled bitterly, "That's unreasonable."
Pei Xingjian's reasoning is left to the literati to speak, you and I are both fierce generals on the battlefield, it is better to speak with a sword, win the dignity and integrity, and lose brightly, this is what a manly man does. Yun Chu carefully pushed away the halberd that had almost reached his face with his hand, and said bitterly: "Brother Shou Covenant, you really can't do it anymore
Following Liang Gongxue, we are different from them, both of us are from Jinshi, and belong to the new generation of Mengjiang who are both civil and military, and there is a world of difference from their reckless people. You can't always take advantage of a rudeness and use it to death. “
Pei Xingjian sneered and said, "Okay, let's be reasonable, you first tell me about peeling off Gongsun's robe with a whip in front of me." After speaking, without waiting for Yun Chu to answer, he pointed at Di Renjie and said, "When I finish the battle with Yun Chu, I will fight to the death with you, a shameless dog thief!" Unlike Yun Chu, who faced Pei Xingjian's challenge, there was still a bit of a sense of resistance, where did Di Renjie, who had already made a fortune, dare to fight with Pei Xingjian, this was purely looking for death. However, he also knew very well that this was Pei Xingjian's plan for this dog's day, and he didn't want to give Yun Chu a reason to refuse.
Yun Chu sighed and said: Even if you are asked to get it and organize, do you know how to organize, how to arrange, how to publicize, and how to distribute profits? Pei Xingjian laughed and said, "If you win the battle, you will naturally understand everything."