The emperor was seduced by Li Ji, and it has nothing to do with Li Shen, the king of Ji!

This was the news that made Li Shen the happiest after learning that the emperor was coming, not to mention, he personally watched the emperor enter Jinchangfang surrounded by a large group of generals.

And he, Li Shen, didn't know anything, he was here to be the guest of honor for Yun Chu today, and he could also let the guests see him Li Shen was at the Yun family, not to see the excitement.

When returning to the Yun family, the bride has already stepped over the brazier, across the saddle, worshiped heaven and earth, and then worshiped heaven and earth, and finally the husband and wife worshipped each other, and the bride cut a lock of hair from the groom and the bride's head, mixed and braided into two small braids, and gave them to the groom and the bride, whose name is called - knotted hair.

The bride has been carried to the new house by a group of women to sit on the bed, while the groom needs to stay and feast with the guests.

Li Shen, who was far more lively than usual, jumped on a table, held up the wine bowl and said: "The family is also virtuous, the joy is open to the door, the double bi is praised and the beauty is praised, and the six jia should be a good match; The woman is like a colorful cloud, Lang is a gentleman, and he is afraid of being congratulated first, and the poem is about next year.

Come, gentlemen, drink to win! ”

Although the status of the guests from the Yun family is very low, which is completely inconsistent with the identity of Prince Li Shen, however, less than a mile away from the Yun family, there is a group of people who are most honorable in the world.

Although these people are not here for the wedding, they are most in line with Li Shen's mind at this time, the emperor is playing, he is the guest of honor, although they are not together, but Li Shen's heart is extremely satisfied.

The laughter of everyone finally woke up Pei Xingjian, and when he opened his eyes slowly, he couldn't help but hug his head that seemed to be cracking in pain.

After moaning a few times, he saw Gongsun coming over with a kettle, pinching his mouth, and pouring water into his mouth like watering flowers, Pei Xingjian was so thirsty at this time that he couldn't care about anything else, and drank a pot of water in one go, before he said to Gongsun: "Why are you?" ”

Gongsun gave Pei Xingjian a dignified salute and said: "Yes, yes, the little woman is just a singer, and she is not worthy of serving Pei County's order, so she will retire." ”

Pei Xingjian hugged his head and said, "You know I don't mean to dislike you." ”

Gongsun said with a smile: "On the bed, the concubine body really can't feel Pei Langjun's disdain, but after the wind and rain stop, Pei Langjun always has a little dissatisfaction in his heart, and the concubine knows this." ”

Pei Xingjian frowned and said, "If you were the daughter of a good family, I would have married you a long time ago." ”

Gongsun laughed miserably, and saluted Pei Xingjian: "The concubine retires." ”

After that, she left with the teapot, she felt that this was the last time she would meet Pei Xingjian.

Just last night, I threw myself on him crying, scolding, and beating, and fantasized that this negative man could treat her better, but now it seems that it is completely my own fantasy.

Pei Xingjian shook his head vigorously, pondered for a while, and realized that he had fallen for Yun Chu's trick.

I wanted to turn over from the bed, but I felt that there was no pain in my body, even the meridians seemed to be rusted, and the movement was a little bigger, so I felt pain all over my body.

As an expert, Pei Xingjian knows that at this time, he should walk slowly and wait for the meridians to open before he can return to his original state.

A few calls were made to the name of the person, but no one answered.

Pei Xingjian struggled out of bed, found a urinal and solved it happily, endured the sharp pain in the back of his head, moved to the door step by step, glanced at it when he passed by the bronze mirror, and was immediately startled by his tragic situation at this time, his eye sockets were deep, his face was blue, and his eyes were yellow.

Struggling to the edge of the well, he drew a bucket of water from the well, poured it whole into a large wooden basin, and then stuck his head in it.

The well water in September was cold and biting, Pei Xingjian soaked his head in the water, and only after his mind gradually cleared up, did he raise his head and shake off the water droplets in his hair, Pei Xingjian shouted: "Yunchu dog thief——"

Seeing the plump orchid fall off the low table, and tear off his shirt, revealing a snow-white bear, Li Zhi was dumbfounded, until the orchid hurriedly fled with the bear in his arms, Li Zhi said to Li Yifu: "This country folk dance is quite interesting. ”

Li Yifu said with a smile: "What Your Majesty said is very true, when the egg is broken, the yolk will always flow out." ”

"Hahaha" Li Yifu's answer made Li Zhilong's face happy.

This scene fell in the eyes of Li Ji and others, and they all gritted their teeth, this kind of thing that doesn't even want to slap a horse, Li Ji, Su Dingfang, Zheng Rentai They can't do it, but Liang Jianfang, who can do it, is a bastard, except for saying that this woman is really stupid, she doesn't have the ability to turn decay into magic at all.

Let him say it again, this old bastard is going to beat the drum for the emperor and present a song "Men's Walk".

If this continues, the efforts of his own group of people will become a foil for this traitor.

And, not far away, there were more Wenchen still eyeing it there, especially Yuan Tiancheng, the left attendant of the household department, holding a huge bamboo basket in his arms, waiting for the emperor's call at any time.

"Give the old man Yun Chu, Di Renjie, find out."

Li Ji sat on a stool, and because of his identity, he could not communicate with the young man of the emperor.

I think back then, when Emperor Taizong was still there, a group of old brothers drank and sang, and the Panhengqinglou Teaching Workshop was not nothing, Emperor Taizong was an unobstructed hero, opening his clothes to reveal his black chest hair, hugging the singer left and right, eating meat, drinking in a big bowl, and dancing under the embrace of this group of beasts.

Looking back on the past, Li Ji couldn't help but feel sad, but as long as Taizong was there, he wouldn't be so bothered, he just needed to go into battle to kill the enemy, and he didn't have to pay attention to his back, let alone those gossips.

"Go and bring Yun Chu to the old man, even if he has already entered the cave room, pull it out for Lao Tzu."

This was the second time in a quarter of an hour that Li Ji had asked to summon Yun Chu to come out.

It didn't take much effort, Yun Chu, Di Renjie, and Gentle came together, Li Ji pulled Yun Chu over, pointed to Li Yifu who was whispering to the emperor, and said, "Drive that nasty ghost away." ”

Yun Chu is angry when he looks at Li Yifu now, it is this bastard, after he sold the white bones to the Imperial Doctor's Office, he played in the court, saying that he wanted to make bones from corrupt officials all over the world and sell them to the Imperial Doctor's Office, or the medical hall.

is also the right performance, harming himself in the Tang Dynasty officialdom, completely becoming an existence that is hated by gods and ghosts, and is also called a cool official by people with a heart.

Since he was unkind, Yun Chu naturally wouldn't let him take all the good things.

Under the anxious gaze of Liang Jianfang and others, Yun Chu came to Wu Mei, who came out with the curtain fence, and Shi Li asked, "Is Zhaoyi in good health?" ”

Wu Mei looked at Yun Chu through the curtain fence and said: "Don't beat your ghost thoughts, those old generals are like resentful women, those who are far away are inferior and those who are close are resentful, you don't want me to help you." ”

Yun Chu shook his head and said: "Your Majesty has just not seen Prince Hong for a long time, and I miss it a little, and I don't want to get close to Your Majesty, and Your Majesty doesn't seem to like Your Majesty, and every time we meet, I am reprimanded." ”

Wu Mei snorted twice and said, "How many people can be reprimanded by His Majesty and can retreat with their whole body?"

This is your blessing, not a reason for resentment against your Majesty. ”

Yun Chu frowned and said: "Your Majesty also understands that Your Majesty scolds Your Majesty, and he is full of love, but wouldn't it be better to do more things to make Your Majesty happy and suffer less scolding?" ”

Just when the generals hated Yun Chu for not going to show off his talents in front of His Majesty, and drawing His Majesty's attention to them, it was really rude to go to talk to His Majesty's palace concubine at the risk of disapproval.

Only Li Ji and Su Dingfang set their eyes on Wu Mei's body for the first time, and they showed contemplation.

Soon, Li Zhi's eyes began to drift towards Yun Chu and Wu Mei, especially when he saw that Wu Mei and Yun Chu seemed to have a pleasant conversation, so he walked over and looked at Yun Chu and said, "No need to be polite, I am visiting the White Dragon Fish Suit this time." ”

Yun Chu looked left and right, and found that there was a full ten zhang radius around Li Zhi, and there was not a single person in sight, even those people who were ten zhang away, no matter how they looked like ordinary people.

Li Zhi saw Yun Chu looking left and right, so he smiled and said, "Don't spoil your business, keep singing, keep dancing, I still want to see it." ”

Yun Chu said with a smile: "In another hour, the best song and dance will begin, at that time, thousands of people, tens of thousands of people will sing together, which can be called earth-shattering, Your Majesty can be interested in dancing in the crowd?" ”

Li Zhi nodded and said, "It's good, I'm afraid that the ministers won't agree." ”

Yun Chu said with a smile: "Duke Ying is on the left, the Duke of Yanmen County is on the right, Weichen is in front, Your Majesty is in the middle, and then Gong Zheng is the queen of Your Majesty, they are all heroes who have been in the army for many years, with our protection, Your Majesty can have a good experience of the carnival of the common people." ”

Without waiting for Yun Chu to finish speaking, Liang Jianfang said disdainfully: "You are telling the truth when you say that Ying Gong, Zheng Gong, and the old man are heroes who have been in the army for many years, but you don't want to add it to this truth, just like a disgusting person like rat feces suddenly appeared in a good white rice."

When the old man was outside Qiuzi City, he didn't see you galloping through the Turkic army, but he saw that you were chased by the Turks and had no way to go to the sky, no way to enter the ground, and you were shot like a hedgehog with a bow and arrow from others.

If the old man hadn't sent someone to make a move, you would have died a long time ago, and it would be your turn to speak out here. ”

Yun Chuba smacked his mouth silently, and he secretly swore in his heart that if he helped this fool again in the future, he would be killed by a headlong crash.

Obviously, if you are carrying people in a sedan chair, Ying Gong and Zheng Gong have not galloped in the army, they are all commanders, and they are not on the front line, only you, an old killer, because you can't command the army, you were put into the death squad to fight for your life in the chaos.

Li Zhi was obviously about to die of laughter, if it weren't for Wu Mei supporting him by his side, he would be ready to roll on the ground.

Li Ji was very satisfied with Yun Chu's shot, and moved his eyes slightly, those veterans who were extremely familiar with the arrangement of troops also changed their positions casually, and when Li Yifu understood, he found that he was already outside the crowd, even so, there were more people coming in front of him.

That is, in an instant, Li Yifu was already ten zhang away from the emperor, standing with those Jin Wuwei and Wuwei's minions.

The swing frame went up to the sky with a whoosh in front of the emperor's eyes, everyone looked up in unison, a flesh light was fleeting, Wu Mei lowered her head and snorted, but it made Li Zhi laugh even louder.

Qiu Niang, who had already found that the scene was wrong, decisively ripped off the profane pants of the swinging Seventeen Niang, leaving only the crotch cloth, if it wasn't for the desperate protection of Seventeen Niang, she wouldn't even be able to keep this cloth.

That's it, Qiu Niang chased out and shouted anxiously.

"Take it off, take it off, take it off this time, and you will have to take it off countless times less in the future, why don't you understand this dead girl...... Take it off. ”

Maybe Qiu Niang's words played a role, Seventeen Niang swinged the swing almost as flat as the crossbar, at this time, it was not so much swinging as the little woman was already desperate.

The colorful clothes on the body fell off one by one, and finally, the heart was horizontal, and even the obscene clothes were torn off, naked, when the swing reached the highest point, he jumped down with open arms, and then rolled in the air, and finally, like a mermaid, plunged into a deep-water barrel with a diameter of only two meters, without splashing much.

"Good! Reward! Li Zhi applauded loudly, it was the first time he had seen such a wild and beautiful juggling.

The left waiter of the household department hurriedly came over with a basket full of bamboo chips, Li Zhi didn't look at it, even the basket took it together, raised his hand and threw it into the basket specially given to Seventeen Niang, and with a bang, countless bamboo chips were immediately covered with the basket.

When Li Zhi's group left, Qiu Niang jumped to the big bucket, climbed the wall of the tube and looked at the pale-faced Seventeen Niang and said: "It's gone, it's gone, your jump is worth thousands of dollars, and the rewards are innumerable, and then come twice, this time the Oiran head card belongs to you." ”

Seventeen Niang stretched out her trembling hand, grabbed Qiu Niang's shirt and said, "I hit the bucket, my leg may be broken......"

P.S.: The next chapter will be released at eight o'clock in the afternoon on the 15th, you read it first, I will continue to write, the starting point of this book is the starting point, welcome everyone to read it on the starting point app——

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