Twenty-seven times I can't help but wear it

The loud noise had already alarmed the Tang Mansion, and when Li Yuan arrived in the back garden. The scene was a mess, simply put, a tree fell, a landslide, a wall overturned, Li Yuanba fell to the ground on his knees, Ziyang Zhenren pressed his left palm on the top of his head, and asked in a low voice. From a distance, the Taoist priest seemed to be saying, "Can you quit?" Li Yuanba replied loudly: "Can you quit!"

Li Yuan breathed a sigh of relief, no matter how unfilial Xiao Si is, he is also his own flesh and blood, when he saw the "big scene" in the back garden, he thought that Xiao Si was hanging!

Suddenly, Li Yuanba received the thirty-three precepts of Laojun, which is the strictest precept in Taoism. Ziyang Zhenren is beaten and then received this ring, today he beat someone and forced people to take the ring, the mood is particularly cool, and suddenly thought, whether those old immortals were also beaten by others, and then retaliated against him, the difference is why Poor Dao was beaten by more than 100 groups!!!

Li Yuanba finished apprenticeship in the snow, and Ziyang Zhenren helped him up with both hands. Alas, this is the great disciple of the poor road, and after he got the true transmission of the poor road or something, it all depends on this kid to carry it forward, it's not good, deceive an emperor Lao Tzu or something, get a Dan to eat, and return to heaven immediately, wahahaha、、、、、、 if you don't do the emperor's business, you still have to do it yourself, this is also the old guy's wish. It's been a few years, and Daomen can't find the royal family as a backer, and his status is really a little marginal, so this kid is left to deceive the emperor's grandson.

Li Yuan approached and said: Immortal Chief, the dog will please.

said that he looked at Li Yuanba, and Li Yuanba also looked at him, father and son looked at each other. Li Yuanba suddenly knelt down and said: Dad, the child is wrong!

Li Yuan had a little liquid in his eyes, and he was embarrassed to flow out in front of Ziyang, but his heart was sore, so he took off the fur on his body and put it on Li Yuanba. Li Yuanba smirked. He's not too cold at all! This kid is as strong as a calf.

Reborn, it is simply a rebirth! This Wang Taoist priest has only been on the thatched house, and Xiao Si's full of anger has actually dissipated most of it! Could it be that Wang Daoist is really an immortal!

Li Yuan's heart sank, even if he was not an immortal, he was a talent that was unique in ten thousand! Yang Su! No matter how talented you got it! No wonder the emperor was so jealous.

Ziyang Immortal was really happy, and immediately led Li Yuanba to say goodbye. Li Yuan sent the big box to someone, but Ziyang Zhenren had already received the magic weapon, and the yellow and white things were forgotten. Nonsense, can he take away such a few thousand taels Li Yuan was very on the road, and hurriedly said that the immortal chief could come and take it whenever it was convenient. In the end, it was agreed to build a Taoist temple outside the city, and next year to invite Wang Xianchang to open the light abbot.

Ziyang pulled Li Yuanba directly through the ruins and onto the street.

It was late at night, and there was no one on the street. Ziyang Zhenren asked: "Apprentice, what kind of restaurant is there around here?"

Li Yuanba thought for a while and said: There is only one in Bingzhou that is not closed now, called Octagonal Inn.

Ziyang Zhenren was clever and ordered the front to lead the way. Li Yuanba waited for this sound, and flew out.

His master had no choice but to run behind, secretly scolding that he would let the child run away if he saw the child on the first day, right? With only a few sips of tea, Li Yuanba ran across two streets and stood in front of the octagonal tower.

Ziyang stopped his steps, he didn't arrive later than him, Li Yuanba still seemed to be a little unconvinced! No, at least in terms of running away, this Taoist master was not faster than him. He had forgotten that the teacher was carrying a big knife and was full of magic weapons!

This octagonal building is open all night, and Xiao Er has already come out to say hello. "The guest officer is ~~~~~~ inside", please didn't say a word, and crawled into the store as if he had seen a ghost. Ziyang Zhenren's heart: Could it be that the professional smile of the poor road has such a great lethality?

(The author finally appeared again, showing a smile no less than that of a pig's feet: Ladies and gentlemen, the smile of the pig's horn certainly does not make people crawl, but faints within ten steps, vomits up and down, and dies of exhaustion!) Due to long-term deception, the nerve endings are slightly paralyzed, the facial muscles are used to twitching, the nose hair is long, the eye feces is leaking, and the canine teeth are turned out.)

Author: Yuan Ba, this kid killed your second master of black and white, and wait for the Sprinkle family to avenge your grievances!

Li Yuanba: Do you still dare to come out? Kind of! Since I crossed over, I have been locked in the back garden like a dog, and today I have received the ordination, I can't beat you or scold you, Master, what should I do?

Pig Horn smiled sinisterly: I seem to have seen a public toilet in the east just now, so lock it inside, Lao Jun's thirty-three precepts, as far as the teacher knows, there is no prohibition on locking people in the public toilet.

Author: The pig's horns are big, why do you have to go to what kind of place, I am a famous poet inside and outside the capital, often hold a poetry meeting, learn a wolf from a wolf friend in the middle of the night or something, you always see if you can change places?

Li Yuanba: Master, I'll do it. Dare to treat the traverser like this, you know that you are afraid, right?

Author: Yuanba Dada, it's not me who locks you, it's all done by the seniors!

Li Yuanba: Perverted shut up! Do you want Lao Tzu to go to other people's books to beat people, your brain is broken, and you are the one who did it! Yes, if you don't want to go there, just lock you on the edge of the pit behind you, men and women can eat it, and there will be "poetry" all day long.

Author: Facial nerve endings are slightly paralyzed, and the whole body has convulsions in the middle ~~~~~~~)

Ziyang Zhenren looked back at Li Yuanba, it turned out that it was the kid who scared people. The store is also quiet, hehe, there were really few people who clubbed in the middle of the night. Ziyang Zhenren shouted a few times for Xiao Er's tea, and then a voice that was whirling in a dream responded: Wait a minute, the little woman will be delivered.

Ziyang Zhenren smiled slightly and said to Li Yuanba: Meet the master in vain!

So Li Yuanba kowtowed three times to the purple clothes who delivered the tea, and called him a teacher. Ziyi hurriedly pulled him up and shouted: It's so dirty, sit down. Wait and wash it with hot water, it's really pitiful, a baby with a father and a mother, how did it get like this?

After saying that, he flew upstairs, and before leaving, he didn't forget to twist Ziyang Zhenren to repay the "master". After a while, a shout came from upstairs, "Sister Qing, you are playing tricks again! Hurry up and hand over the finger winding sword, the child will be brought back in less than two hours, and you still say that you have to go out early." "Seventh sister, the one who lost was you, I said that it was impossible for him to bring the child back tomorrow morning, and sure enough, the child came back before the time came, and he clearly didn't bring it back tomorrow morning!"

Ziyang Zhenren sweated for their sisters. Taking out the gossip distraction mirror, Li Yuanba took the self-photo, and suddenly a dirty, childish face appeared: Master, is that really me in it? I haven't seen what I look like for a few years, and I'm about to forget it.

Ziyang Zhenren nodded and said: Yes, it is rare for me to see myself once, but everyone is a mirror, and there will be your shadow in their eyes

You are beautiful or ugly

It's good or bad

True or false

True or false

Is it good or evil

It's love or hate

Is it perseverance or cowardice

Whether it is joy or sorrow

Is it noble or depraved

Is it an angel or a demon

It's all in the eyes and in the heart

(Pig horn: Stop! Poor Dao is afraid that you will not succeed, just lock it behind the public toilet, and hold a poetry meeting for me.) Isn't it just a mirror? Look, it's down!

Author: Ah! Pee! You flew down 3,000 feet, and it is suspected that you have found that the number has fallen for nine days!

You come up from the sky like the water of the Yellow River, rushing to the sea and never returning!

Pig horn: wife, hit 120)

Li Yuanba looked in the mirror in a trance, and Ziyang Zhenren took out a word to open the sky. With a few strokes of his fingers, the two scissors went down, and the "Bird's Nest" stadium above Yuanba's head was gone. The small head is also spiritual. Then Xiao Er was terrified and brought hot water, and Yuan Ba changed his mind and finally became a Taoist boy!

Looking at the gossip mirror again, sure enough, the violent atmosphere between the eyebrows was completely collected, and the eyes were crystal clear.

Li Yuanba put down the mirror and said: Master, the apprentice understands, the person in the mirror is me and not me, and there is me without me. The world doesn't understand me, only the master knows that the apprentice is from time travel, and he is not a person from this plane, so is the master also wearing

Ziyang Zhenren has a big head, if nothing else, is there any other traverser besides Erhu? This big disciple in front of him is also this? Because there's a fight upstairs!!!!!!!

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