Chapter Twenty-Seven: I'm Stupid

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Yi County.

Red Romance Room 444.

"Buzz~~Buzz~~Buzz~~"

With a burst of alarm bells, a woman in a tight short skirt straightened her waist and wiped her mouth, and said charmingly to the man lying on the bed: "Sir, it's time, do you still want to add the clock?" ”

Zhang Wei, who was lying on the bed, was already like a withered skin and bones, and Zhang Wei, who was originally lying on the bed with blank eyes, heard the technician's words, his godless eyes appeared, and a strange flush appeared on his pale face.

"Plus! Add! Add! ”

Zhang Wei stared at the technician in front of him, his eyes were full of greed and possession, as if the woman in front of him was the most precious treasure in the world.

When the technician heard this, a smile appeared on his beautiful face, and his head slowly lowered again.

"Hum ~~"

Zhang Wei closed his eyes and let out a heavy but cheerful muffled grunt, but what he didn't notice was that his face was even paler than before.

"Buzz~~Buzz~~Buzz~~"

"Sir, it's time, do you want to add the bell?"

The alarm went off with the technician's repeated words.

It's just that this time Zhang Wei waved his hand and said weakly: "Don't add it, don't add it."

The technician was obviously stunned when he heard this, and then gently wiped off the filth for Zhang Wei, and held his head in his arms to coax him to sleep.

Zhang Wei gradually fell asleep under the gentle service of the technician, but a tear fell from the corner of his eye at the moment before he fell asleep.

……

Chu Yu sat under the big locust tree, took a sip of coffee and closed his eyes: "Petite, gentle and delicate, with a unique lemon, floral and honey-like sweet aroma, as well as soft fruit acid and citrus flavors, the taste is clear and bright and has a rich texture."

"It's delicious."

In this situation, Chu Yu has the style of a coffee tasting master.

The second dream sat on the recliner and asked, "Can you drink such a rich taste of coffee for two yuan?" ”。

"What do you know about the Warring States Period?"

"Coffee? Do you know coffee? ”

"Just hard clouds?"

Chu Yu was anxious with a white face, and the woman in front of him was a little arrogant.

The second dream said lazily: "You forgot that I can dream? ”。

"Although I have been awake for a short time, it has been three or five years, and I have dreamed of the world in the past few years, so I know no less than you, and maybe more?"

After finishing speaking, he winked at Chu Yu and said, "Your evaluation just now is that Yirgacheffe coffee, the representative of floral fruit coffee."

Chu Yu quietly took out his mobile phone, and after some searching, his face turned black as if he was at the bottom of a pot: "You don't understand, I'm using inferior materials to enrich my spirit."

The second dream didn't speak, just pursed his lips and smiled, and his big eyes were bent and looked very good.

It's just that Chu Yu has no intention of appreciating this kind of beauty, and keeps muttering strange things like "coffee is coffee", "inferior coffee is also coffee", "coffee is spirit, not price".

The vast end of the world is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green hills~~

Suddenly, Chu Yu's mobile phone rang, and Chu Yu hurriedly ran outside the gate to pick up the mobile phone, but in the eyes of the second dream, he was quite a bit of a desert and fled.

"Hey, Viagra?"

"Eh, Chu Yu, are you still in Shanghai?"

"Well, I'm back, is there anything wrong?"

"It's okay, it's you... Available? Come back for a get-together in the past two days? ”

Chu Yu took the phone away from his ear and looked at it, it was Zhang Wei That's right, I took the wrong medicine today and asked to take the initiative to get together? This doesn't look like this kid's style.

"Hey, is the sun coming out in the west today, or are you hitting a ghost?"

"Roll the calves, when are you free?"

"Shall I go back tonight?"

"Okay, call me when you're back, wait for you!".

Medium.

Chu Yu hung up the phone with a smile on his face.

Zhang Wei is from Yi County around Luoyang, and is a classmate of Chu Yu who went to boarding school in Yi County when he was a child.

It's just that Zhang Wei usually doesn't take the initiative to ask people to get together, which is usually said by Chu Yu, or mentioned by other friends.

Therefore, Zhang Wei took the initiative to propose a get-together, and it is estimated that something is wrong.

"This grandson isn't going to get married, is he?" , Chu Yu exclaimed, Zhang Wei, this kid, showed off in their group two months ago that he had found a girlfriend again, and the thief looked good.

"This sea king shouldn't be the belly of an adult's family, and then he wants to marry his son."

Chu Yu couldn't help but think of Zhang Wei, the sea king, as a father in his mind.

"Huh~provoke~"

As soon as he thought of that picture, Chu Yu couldn't help but shudder, the picture was too beautiful to bear.

Back in the courtyard, Chu Yu said to the vicious woman lying on the chaise longe:

"I have something to go back to Yi County, and I guess I will stay in Yi County for two days, and you have to take care of your home at home in these two days."

The second dream waved his hand weakly, signaling that he knew.

The woman was hopeless, she had been sealed by the recliner, Chu Yu shook her head helplessly and went to pack her things.

Two days after going back, I had to take my ID card, wallet, charger and everything, and after putting my belongings in the small satchel, Chu Yu set off on his back.

When he walked to the gate, he couldn't help but instruct: "Taiyi God, don't forget the three pillars of incense in the morning and evening."

"Got it, it's not annoying", the lazy voice revealed a sense of impatience.

Chu Yu rolled his eyes helplessly, took a step and walked down the mountain, his cultivation of the double building was in his body, and after a while, he went down Cuiyun Peak and came to the side of the road.

After calling a taxi on my mobile phone, I set off for Yi County.

Looking at the scenery along the way, Chu Yu was a little homesick in his heart, his elementary school, junior high school and high school were all in this small county, and he would only go home on weekends and holidays, so he was very familiar with this small county.

Recalling a few sworn friends and the stupid things he had done, Chu Yu smiled at the car window.

It's been a long time since I've been back.

I got off the train and stood at the station in Yixian, when the last afterglow of the sunset had disappeared, and the neon lights on the street were shining colorfully.

Bite~~

"Old place".

Chu Yu saw that the mobile phone was a message from Zhang Wei, and then took a taxi and went to the old place.

The so-called old place is a barbecue stall on Fengshan Mountain in Yi County, they used to like to go to the mountains to eat barbecue in summer when they were still in school, there are many trees on the mountain, and the night is also cool, just a little remote.

The taxi went all the way up the mountain, and it took about half an hour or so to get to their old place on Fengshan.

After arriving, Chu Yu looked around, because it was already autumn, so there were not so many people eating barbecue, and Chu Yu quickly found Zhang Wei's place.

A small square table, four plastic chairs, two plates of cold dishes on the table, and two cases of beer under the table.

"Just the two of us? Didn't call them? Chu Yu walked over and sat directly opposite Zhang Wei.

"Damn, what's wrong with you, brother? Too much punching in the Japanese word? ”。

The moment he saw Zhang Wei's face, Chu Yu was directly dumbfounded, was the lewd man in front of him who was pale and withered still his high-spirited viagra?