Chapter 2: I'm going to beat you
When Naha got up to leave, Xiao Yuhua had already finished eating the eldest piece of cured mutton, he licked the oil stains on his fingers, and finally looked at himself in the waterhole, he felt that he should take a good bath as the girl named Naha said.
In fact, after a man takes a bath, he will always become more handsome, and Xiao Yuhua is naturally no exception after taking a bath.
However, he felt that he was not handsome enough compared to the beautiful girl, so he rubbed his whole body up and down with sand, and finally jumped into the pool and washed again......
In fact, he took a bath all night, and even if the waterhole at night was bitterly cold, his chest was hot.
Fat corpses can be ignited, this is common sense, Xiao Yuhua still knows, as long as you cut a cross on the belly of the two corpses, and then put a red-hot charcoal on it, wait for the grease to soak the charcoal, and then put the charcoal into the fire to light it, and put it back into the crossing, you can get two stable and continuous light sources.
At dawn, the birdsong in the red willow forest was very noisy, Xiao Yuhua looked at his wrinkled hands soaked in water and the two candles that had been burned and there was not much left, and decided to go to the camp on the edge of the red willow forest to find the beautiful girl.
Although it was possible to be beaten by that group of bald heads, at this time, Xiao Yuhua still felt that it was more important to see that girl.
He put on the boots left over by the two candles, and although the boots were large, they were still boots, much more beautiful than a piece of cowhide on his feet.
The red willow forest stretches for twenty or thirty miles.
After passing through the woods, you will see a large camp.
There were lots of goods in that camp, lots and lots of cattle and sheep.
There are many, many camels and war horses, and if anyone can grab these things, he will become the richest person within a radius of 1,000 miles.
The Red Willow Forest is the last sanctuary on the Gobi Desert that protects those who no one wants.
The rich people lived in the forts, the richer people lived in the cities, the people with the fields lived in the big courtyards surrounded by fences, and only those who had no money, no land, and no livestock lived in the red willow forest.
And Xiao Yuhua is the king of this red willow forest.
The reason why he was called king by the rest of the beggars was simply because he was the best at fighting, as long as everyone called him a king, and when he was bullied by those vole people, he could rightly call their king to help them.
Xiao Yuhua, who took a night bath, walked in the red willow forest for a while, because of his youth, the skin that had been hatched by the blisters slowly regained its firmness, and under the light of the Gobi sun, it shone brightly.
Under an old red willow tree that I don't know how many years it has grown, there is a small sheepskin tent, and a dishwashy head pokes out of the tent and looks at Xiao Yuhua, who is striding meteors, and says, "Don't mess with them, they will die, my king."
Xiao Yuhua pressed the head into the tent with one foot, ignoring his warning, at this time, he just wanted to look at the beautiful girl again and smell the good smell on her body.
"Don't listen to the old man, you'll suffer in front of you—my king," the old beggar's voice came from behind him.
Hearing this, Xiao Yuhua stopped, walked backwards to the old beggar's shack and said, "Hey, old fellow, did you see that beautiful little lady yesterday?"
The old beggar retracted his head back to the shack and said, "Then it's not an orchid, it should be a princess of high status, a princess of the desert."
Xiao Yuhua nodded happily and said, "That's the truth."
That's the reason, she should be a noble princess, what do you think I should marry her back?"
The old beggar poked his head out of the shack and laughed, "My king, this is impossible, the princess will not marry a poor king like you."
Xiao Yuhua was a little angry, so he took the old beggar out of the shack and was about to beat him up and stuff it back, so he heard the old beggar continue, "Your martial arts are very powerful, you can mix with that beautiful princess to be a guard, and then you use all your means to seduce her, and finally take her to escape from that team, so that she will have to marry you and have children for you in this mangrove forest."
And behold, what is the idea of thy humble courtier?"
"You say, I have to get around her?"
"Yes, yes, those monks are very powerful, and they are wearing golden armor, they must be the most powerful among the monks, my king, you can't beat them."
Xiao Yuhua scratched his head vigorously, although he had just taken a night of bathing, his dandruff still fell like snowflakes.
It's really a headache, Avanti didn't say it wrong, he really can't beat those monks.
However, Xiao Yuhua was a very simple person, and he immediately decided to mix with the princess first, just like Avanti said.
Maybe the princess really liked herself, otherwise why would she bathe in her own pool?
Looking at Avanti's triangular face, Xiao Yuhua decided to take him with him, and when the time came, he could help himself come up with ideas, this guy is almost the smartest guy on the Gobi Desert.
Although Avanti was pulled by his neck and hurriedly walked forward, this guy's gray eyes were full of triumph in the success of the plan.
Seeing that the weather is about to get cold, if you continue to stay in the red willow forest and follow this stupid king, you may be frozen to death.
The more you go outward.
The more people in the red willow forest, these people still have some sheep in their hands, but there are not many of them, and each one is more precious to them than their lives.
Xiao Yuhua had never robbed their sheep, and even fought with the vole people countless times for their sheep.
However, when Xiao Yuhua passed by, the owner of the sheep still hugged their sheep in horror, for fear that he would snatch it away.
Avanti babbled on the side, "My king, I told you a long time ago, you should let them hand over the sheep to you for protection, so that they can herd the sheep for you with peace of mind, and no longer worry that you will snatch their sheep."
Xiao Yuhua pinched Avanti's neck and said, "Shut up, don't scare them, I don't want their sheep, I can hunt."
"However, you are the king of our Red Willow Kingdom, which king does not have as many cattle and sheep as the clouds, and which king does not have many beautiful women around him to bear children for him, you are a king for nothing."
"You are the only one in the Red Willow Forest who calls me king every time......
"Because I am your humble prime minister......
"Shut your mouth and get around that beautiful princess first."
"You're not going to abandon me, are you...... My King"
"If you receive as much as a mountain, can you give a portion to your loyal prime minister?"
"Shut up—"
Xiao Yuhua roared angrily, and the few remaining birds in the red willow forest flew into the sky in fright, and the owners of those sheep trembled and hugged their sheep tighter.
They knew that this king of the red willow forest never took anything that had a master.
Yun Chu's finger kept sliding on the map, and finally stopped his finger at the location of the red willow forest, and his finger tapped a few times and said, "There is a huge piece of Gobi, only there is enough shelter in it to allow the bandits who burned the clouds to hide."
Gentle and a little irritable, he said, "Grain, grain, the focus is on grain, the scout said that thirty miles away, there is a large area of barley land that has just been harvested, according to the cultivated area, there are at least 10,000 quintals of grain, and only when we find grain can we have enough confidence to leave Yumen Pass and enter the vast desert."
At this time, you still have the heart to suppress the bandits and seize the wealth?"
Yun Chu smiled at Gentle.
Pushing the teacup in front of him, he said, "Drink some water, be quiet, I suddenly think that the owners of those barley fields are the gang of Huoyaoyun."
Gently nodded and said, "What you said is very reasonable, after leaving Zhangye, although Jiuquan County is also my Tang Dynasty's territory, but most of the Tang people in Jiuquan make a living from business, so most of them live in the city, in the castle and in the post castle, and the vast land outside the castle still belongs to those displaced people, so I think that such a large piece of fertile land actually belongs to the displaced people, or those displaced people are slaves who farm the land, although Huo Yaoyun is a well-known bandit in this area of Jiuquan County."
However, we came all the way, sent out so many scouts, and used the dark line of the Ying Gong's family here, and as a result, we haven't caught a single person who burns the clouds, which is abnormal, and I also think their names are very strange, what is the name of the cloud is not good, why is it called the fire cloud? Are they going to burn you?"
Yun Chu smiled when he heard this, patted his gentle shoulder and said, "I'm sloppy, if I don't have you to pick up the gaps, I'm likely to miss a lot of details."
Wen Wen saw that Yun Chu understood, so he continued: "The people living in the Red Willow Forest are all homeless people, I have sent people to touch the bottom in the past few days, and those people have very little food, which is consistent with my initial judgment, we people are too conspicuous to enter the Red Willow Forest, unless we use force, we can't ask anything, so let the masters of the Shaolin Temple accompany Naha in, don't say it, you have come up with a lot of useful things, among them, the most important point is that everyone here says - the food is in the hands of the vole, so, who is this vole?"
Yun Chu laughed when he heard this, "Xu Jingye, this bastard, if you dare to plot against me, I will definitely make it difficult for him to sleep and eat for the rest of his life, since you already have an idea, let's focus on exploring this red willow forest, 10,000 loads of grain is huge, and there will always be clues."
Just when Yun Chu and Wen Rou reached an agreement, Xiao Yuhua dragged Avanti to the outside of Yun Chu's camp.
Ignoring the disdainful glances of the people in the camp, the two of them went straight to a very ugly strong man who was checking his harness, patted the man on the back, and said, "Are you the guard of the beautiful princess?"
Zhong Kui, who cultivated a good-tempered cultivation in Zhongnan Mountain, turned around and found that it was a young man in tattered clothes, so he nodded and said, "That's right!"
Avanti smiled and walked around Zhong Kui for a while, and then said to Xiao Yuhua, "His horse is good, he should be a guard with a high status, looking at his cyan cotton clothes, it means that his status is not high, and he is so ugly, he must not be liked by that beautiful princess, as long as you defeat him, you will definitely be able to replace him and become a guard here who can ride a BMW."
Xiao Yuhua looked at Zhong Kui's ugly face and felt that what Avanti said was right, so he pointed his finger at Zhong Kui's chest and said, "I want to defeat you!"