Chapter Eighty-Four: The Man Who Comes Closest to the Truth

The dumplings with leek filling are indeed very fresh, but this is nothing to Li Zhi and his wife.

Yu Xiurong was very smart, so he sent thirty-six dumplings, just enough for two adults to eat.

As a result, Yun Jin ate four, Li Si ate two, and Li Hong ate ten after eating, and was driven away by Li Zhi.

The order in which you eat dumplings is important.

Li Hong swallowed one first, then fed Yun Jin one, Li Si one, and saw that the two had not moved, so they continued, until there were twenty dumplings left, Li Zhi and Wu Mei did not start to move.

After eating the dumplings, Li Zhi and Wu Mei continued to watch the newly rehearsed song and dance of the Taile Department - Yang Liuzhi.

Li Si got a jade exquisite, whether the jade is good or not is meaningless to the Yun family, there are many more in Naha's house, but the carving is the best.

Yun Jin got a gold Ruyi, this thing is heavy on the hand, Yun Jin doesn't like it, and wants the knife in Li Hong's hand.

Li Hong smiled and took the two of them out of Hanyuan Palace, and after seeing that the person who sent them out was Aunt Chun, he lifted one with one hand, and strode towards the outside of Taiji Palace, saying as he walked: "Two fools, go to Hanyuan Palace, why don't you know how to turn a corner and come to the East Palace, I'll take you there?" ”

Li Si screamed: "If you call me a fool again, I will tell Aunt Naha and ask you to pay back." ”

Hearing Li Si talk about Naha, Li Hong felt a faint pain in his heart, put the two small ones on the ground and said: "In the future, I will send things to the palace, especially food, let me send them, and don't come in if you are fine." ”

Li Si pursed his lips and said, "I didn't want to come." ”

Li Hongcai was about to speak, so he heard Aunt Chun say faintly: "I can still breathe, don't you treat me as a dead person, okay?" ”

Yun Jin patted Aunt Chun's fat hand and said, "The housekeeper bought sixty donkeys, you come tomorrow, and we will gnaw on the donkey steak together." ”

Aunt Chun looked at her little belly, sighed with her round thighs, and said, "The queen let me be a vegetarian for a year, and I am not allowed to show my obese appearance." ”

Yun Jin said disdainfully: "The pigs in Qujiangfang are vegetarian all day long, and each one is fatter than the other. ”

Aunt Chun said angrily: "Who said that? ”

Yun Jin said: "When A-Niang knocked off the braised pork on my sister's chopsticks, Mr. Cui said it. ”

Aunt Chun looked at Li Sidao enviously: "If you can eat meat, just eat more, I can't eat it." ”

Li Si looked at Aunt Chun's round and rumbling appearance, and shuddered: "Don't dare to eat, you won't be able to dance if you eat again." ”

Li Hong refused to speak after being warned by Aunt Chun, and when he saw that what these three people were talking about was out of line, he couldn't help but say: "If you want to lose weight, it's simple, just let Li Si go and ask Sun Shenxian for a prescription."

As long as you lose weight, the queen mother will not restrict you from eating meat. ”

Yun Jin said happily: "Okay, good, you can eat meat while drinking medicine!" ”

Although Yun Jin's idea was unreliable, Aunt Chun was still happy and happily sent the three out of the palace.

As soon as the three of them left, the heavy palace gate was locked one after another, and the three of them were locked out.

Li Hong looked back at the closed palace gates, and was about to comfort Li Si, but found that his sister-in-law had already carried Yun Jin into the carriage, and he jumped into the carriage with him, urging the groom to hurry up and leave this disliked place quickly.

Seeing that the carriage left under the escort of the general, Li Hong wanted to follow, and finally took the eunuch with his hands to brush his hair, and the guards turned back to the East Palace.

After Li Si, Yun Jin, and Li Hong left, the emperor and queen seemed to have no interest in watching music and dancing, one went back to the Liangyi Hall to sleep, and the other continued to stay in Hanyuan Hall in a daze.

When Aunt Chun returned to Hanyuan Palace, the queen had already taken off her coat and was lying on the bed in the palace.

Aunt Chun looked at the queen's undulating body with envy, and felt that it was a pity that the emperor returned to the Liangyi Palace.

tiptoeing with a thin blanket to cover the queen, he heard the queen say: "Get out, it's very dry." ”

Aunt Chun asked tentatively, "Do you want the slave maid to send a bowl of soup to Your Majesty?" ”

Wu Mei turned over and looked at Aunt Chun and said, "Are they talking about mine?" ”

Aunt Chun said: "No one dares to say that the queen is not." ”

Wu Mei sighed and said: "The prince is smart, with him, naturally there is nothing wrong."

However, stability is afraid of me, this is a real thing. ”

Aunt Chun said: "Otherwise, take Anding back, and after getting along with you for a long time, there will be no separation." ”

Wu Mei said quietly: "I don't know how to get along with An Ding alone, no matter what, this is her life, whether it is good or bad depends on herself."

Prepare the water, I'm going to bathe...... Ice water! ”

When Li Si and Yun Jin came back, Yu Xiurong was bathing Yun San, and a fat child was sitting in the basin and playing happily.

Li Si and Yun Jin walked through the two-layer brocade tent before arriving at the place where Yun San took a bath, which was very stuffy.

Li Si reached out to grab Yun San's little finch like a silkworm chrysalis, but was caught by Cui's hand, fortunately Yu Xiurong turned around and didn't see the towel, otherwise it would be another good fight.

Yun San saw that his sister and brother were back, and happily sat together in the basin, making the bath water everywhere.

This child is one year old and six months old, and until now he still can't call Grandpa, Grandpa, which makes Yu Xiurong very worried.

Li Si will only shout after he is two years old, Yun Jin is the earliest, he will call people at ten months, and Yun Jin will also start shouting people when he is one year old and two months old.

Every time Li Si came back from the palace, he would deliberately find something to beg for a beating, and he was not beaten today, and this kid was a little disappointed.

Yu Xiurong fished Yun San out of the water, wiped it dry, and poured incense powder on the folds under his crotch, buttocks, arms, legs, and neck, and then wrapped Yun San with a small quilt and handed it to Cui's.

When Cui Shi went out with Yun San in his arms, Yu Xiurong wiped the sweat on his forehead and said, "Is it smooth?" ”

Li Si nodded and said, "It's going well, my father and mother like it very much, and they ate ten dumplings by themselves." ”

Yu Xiurong said: "Who ate the rest, or was it poured out?" ”

"It was eaten by the prince's brother, me, and Yun Jin."

"Did you eat first, or did the emperor and queen eat first?"

"It was the prince's brother who ate first, followed by Yun Jin, me, my father, and my mother."

Yu Xiurong smiled and touched Li Si's face and said, "Wash your feet and sleep, you sleep next to A-Niang tonight." ”

Li Si immediately shouted happily, and jumped out, seeing that Yun Jin didn't come out, he jumped back and pulled Yun Jin to wash his feet together.

The maids poured out Yun San's bath water, Yu Xiurong came to Cui Yao's room, and when she saw her breastfeeding her son shirtless, she couldn't help but say, "Can't you cover it up?" ”

Cui Yao snorted disdainfully: "In this inner house, there is only a six-year-old man and two nursing babies, where are there still men?" ”

Yu Xiurong said: "Don't think I don't know that you often climb the wall in the middle of the night to go out to find men. ”

Cui Yao laughed and said: "Men and women who eat and drink, the great desire of people is to survive, and it is better to be sparse than blocked." ”

Yu Xiurong said angrily: "With such a numb face, you can also get your mouth down." ”

Cui Yao said: "Your man is white, but unfortunately, thousands of miles away, if you want to see him, it is not a ladder that can solve it." ”

Quarreling with Cui Yao, Yu Xiurong is always not an opponent, the main reason is that Cui Yao is not like a woman and more like a man.

After the fight, Yu Xiurong told Li Si and the others about the process of sending dumplings to the emperor and empress today.

Cui Yao said: "Your Yun family's holy family is not declining, the emperor, the queen can eat the dumplings you sent immediately when it is not the main meal, and the face is very sufficient."

Don't worry, there's nothing going on at home.

As for the prince to eat first, this is to help you prove that the Yun family, good luck, good luck, you said that the Cui family is full of smart people, why can't they get such a favor from the emperor and the queen?

The crown princess is going to come out of Wenxi Pei's family, and there are no people from the Cui family among the prince's teachers, so it seems that the Cui family will endure for another fifty years. ”

Yu Xiurong sighed and said: "It's good that my husband is back, I have really been terrified these days when he is away." ”

Cui Yao said: "Di Renjie is a person with great wisdom, when everyone is jealous of your husband and everyone wants to pick the big peach of Wannian County, he took refuge in the prince openly, and finally helped your family stabilize the scene, this is a big favor, you have to remember."

Speaking of a good official, he suddenly became a minister, and he didn't have enough friendship, so he couldn't do this kind of thing. ”

Yu Xiurong said indifferently: "Yun Di is one, I can't say who is grateful to whom, if you insist on taking Di Renjie's behavior as a favor, then it is too much to underestimate Di Renjie."

My husband has long said that Di Renjie has the talent to assist him. Therefore, whether it is a cadre or a minister, it will not affect him. ”

Cui Yao said with a smile: "It's a pity that Yun Chu, Di Renjie, the gentle three were born in this glorious and prosperous era, and they were bound by the law of reason, if they were born in a troubled world, the achievements of these three people would be greater." ”

Yu Xiurong looked at Cui Yao and said, "What about you?" ”

Cui Yao smiled bitterly and said, "You and I are both daughters, what can we do and what we can't do, do you still want me to say it?" ”

Yu Xiurong was silent for a long time, and finally said: "I still like this prosperous world more, people can live like a person." ”

Cui Yao sneered, pointed at Yu Xiurong and said, "It's your husband's rhetoric about the troubled world and the Taiping Dog?"

I sometimes can't figure it out, obviously for him, a martial artist, lifting a three-foot sword and building immortal feats is his highest pursuit, but his idea is different, and he has to regard the people's mouths as more important than making meritorious contributions.

I really don't know who he learned this from.

I sometimes think that your husband is not a serious Tang man, because what Tang people pursue is not rare at all. ”

Yu Xiurong said angrily: "My husband is a Tang person, although he grew up in the Western Regions, he is a real Tang person. ”

Cui Yao sneered: "Is there still a lack of beard in this Chang'an?" They are more savage than the Tang people, and they believe in the sword in their hands more.

Your husband grew up in the Western Regions, and returning to Chang'an will only be more wild and untamable, instead of taking classes for a few days, he will give you a ninth-place jinshi back. ”

Yu Xiurong sneered: "What if my husband is really the son of Master Xuanzang? ”

Cui Yao scratched her ears angrily and said, "Could it be that those monks really have a method that is not well known?"

Contouring, you say, should I find a monk to combine and have a child to try? ”

Yu Xiurong's eyes widened like copper bells, and he pointed at Cui Yao and said, "You...... You...... You...... How can you be so deviant? ”

See you tomorrow

(End of chapter)