Lin Beichen hugged his mobile phone and laughed for a while, weighing the trade-off between 'replying to messages' and 'continuing to play dead'.

In the end, the former was chosen.

Although he was also worried that Jian Xue's nameless dog goddess would continue to commit telecom fraud, he was still moved by the more than 500 messages.

Continue to pretend to be dead, what if this dog goddess really has a lower body?

The reason why the gods chose the gods, instead of rolling up their sleeves and fighting in the Nether Realm, is because the price of the Nether is very high.

Sometimes, it's easier to come down than harder to go back.

Like the bed of many beautiful women, it may not be difficult to climb up, but if you want to get down, you will die.

"I'm fine, something happened a little bit ago, so I can't contact you. ”

Lin Beichen's reply to the message was concise and to the point.

Almost the moment the message was sent, Jian Xue replied in seconds.

Lin Beichen even instantly appeared in his mind, a girl was grief-stricken, holding her mobile phone, her eyes widened, and she was overjoyed when she saw the news, and replied to the message in seconds. JPG's GIF emoji.

And the content of Jian Xue's nameless reply to the message is-

"You bastard......"

Lin Beichen looked at the phone screen and entered a state of silence.

Then, a request for a video call came over without warning.

Lin Beichen didn't think about it, so he hung up directly.

He instinctively rejects video calls.

What's more, he is soaking in the hot springs at this moment, almost half-naked.

Clothes......

He looked left and right and found that the clothes he had taken off just now had also been taken away by Qianqian and Qianqian.

"Connect the video connection, fast. ”

Jian Xue sent a message namelessly, in a resolute tone.

Then the video call request popped up again.

Lin Beichen hung up speechlessly, and replied: "Isn't text communication good?"

Jian Xue snorted namelessly and said, "Who knows if the person who is communicating with me now is Lin Beichen, the human-faced beast heart, or another demon murderer who killed him?" I must confirm with my own eyes, otherwise, I will immediately go to the lower realm, stir up the wind and rain, shatter the mountains and rivers, and destroy the lives ......"

"It's really me. ”

Lin Beichen said: "If you don't believe it, you can take a test." ”

"I don't take the test. ”

Jian Xue Nameless was unusually cautious and wise, and said, "What if you kill Lin Beichen and fuse his memory?"

the groove.

At this time, she was getting smarter.

The video call request popped up for the third time.

Alas.

It's really a dog goddess with a brain.

Lin Beichen hesitated for a moment, and finally connected.

The phone screen paused slightly, and then the other party's screen appeared.

Is it a sunny blue sky, you can faintly hear the sound of surging waves, and what appears in the shot is a piece of white and greasy snow skin and a bottomless 'ditch'?

Well?

Lin Beichen was stunned.

When his nosebleed was not shed, the other party's camera moved up, and then slowly shifted into a dog's head?

Lin Beichen's nosebleed, which was almost about to spurt out, immediately flowed back.

Then the opposite camera moves up again.

This time, on the beautiful neck that was as beautiful as a swan's neck, I finally saw the face of the dog goddess of Jianxue Nameless.

Although Lin Beichen had already seen it once, at this moment, he still had a sense of amazement like electricity.

The peerless beauty that combines purity and charm into one, and turns all beings upside down at a glance, makes Lin Beichen even have the illusion that his brain is as blank as lack of oxygen.

Before he could speak, he saw Jian Xue's nameless face on the mobile phone screen stunned, and then as if he had seen a ghost, he screamed and turned off the video call directly.

Lin Beichen: ∑(O_O;) ?

What's the situation?

Why are you fat, little old girl?

Did you want the video, and then hung up after you connected it?

Are you kidding me?

"Ahhh......h Ahh ”

Jian Xue sent angry news without a name.

Lin Beichen: ???

Fog grass.

I forgot to put on my clothes just now.

But......

When I was in the first video, you dog goddess was also naked, what kind of innocent little fox are you pretending to be now?

Lin Beichen was not convinced.

"That's what fairness is called. ”

He replied to the message, saying: "The last time I was in the video, you also used this method to pollute my eyes. ”

"Pollution?"

Jian Xue replied to the message in a nameless rage, and said, "You call it pollution? You are a lewd with a beast's heart, obviously you are taking advantage of me, hmph, I will ignore you." ”

After that, there was no more movement.

Lin Beichen smiled.

He seemed to be able to imagine the appearance of Jian Xue's nameless grabbing rage.

At this moment, it can be regarded as a real honest relationship.

There are back and forth, it is called fairness.

However, this dog goddess seems to be on vacation at the beach just now, wearing a swimsuit and holding a pet dog, obviously not worried about my life or death at all, it seems that I was really amorous before.

......

......

A certain realm.

The territory of the Great Wilderness Clan.

Sunny 'Sky Beach'.

The 'Space Vortex Portal' leading to different realms is thousands of kilometers away from the coastline.

This is a naturally formed narrow space passage, and after the acquired transformation, the gods can be transported to different realms.

These natural seawater whirlpools have been discovered, occupied, transformed, and profited several times by the Great Wilderness Clan.

Every time you use it, it's expensive.

Ordinary little gods, who may have worked hard to harvest a lifetime of faith contribution points, can't afford the price of a space trip.

But even so, there are still many small gods and clan warriors who are flocking to this year.

After all, the farther the world, the stronger the heaven and the earth, the more sect strength, the more lush divine herb elixir, the stronger the exercises, and ...... More opportunities.

On the beach, creatures of different shapes and identities, holding numbered plates, lined up in four long columns, waiting to enter the teleportation vortex door in turn.

"Phew, scum, pervert, nasty. ”

Jian Xue was nameless in the third column, scolding with a red face.

Although she is deceived and abducted, although she occupies other people's gods, although she has cats and dogs, although she likes to be naked, although she often drinks and gets drunk, although she is lazy and lazy...... But she knew that she was a good girl who was as pure as jade.

It was the first time she had seen a naked person of the opposite sex.

It's so spicy to the eyes.

Sword Snow Nameless cursed as she slowly withdrew from the queue.

"What's going on with you?"

A goddess warrior of the Great Desolate Clan, who maintained order, walked over and said, "If you quit now, it will be regarded as an automatic abandonment, even if you enter the realm portal, we will not refund you." ”

Jian Xue's nameless heart is dripping blood.

She said with a sad face: "I have an urgent matter temporarily...... This sister, I know Elder Hao of your Great Desolate God Sect, she introduced me, can you be accommodating and refund some expenses?"

"Elder Hao?"

The face of the goddess warrior changed.

Elder Hao's status is not low.

In the clan, there is the title of 'Elder Ritian'.

Grumpy, unreasonable, and three points of trouble.

It's better not to provoke.

After making sure again, the goddess warrior hesitated and said, "That's it, you can only retreat half, this is the rule." ”

"Good. ”

Jian Xue accepted it namelessly.

A moment later, through the Qilin 8th generation superconducting system, some of the faith points were directly returned to her account.

The dog goddess breathed a sigh of relief.

This time it's a blood loss.

In order to be able to safely go to the lower realm to save Lin Beichen, she really broke the kettle and made a bloody investment, not only put on all the 'dowry books' she had worked so hard to accumulate, but also used the temple manor as collateral to borrow the usury of the God of Wealth Temple, and she never returned, but also wanted to avenge Lin Beichen.

Who knows......

Dog scumbag, I am in debt.

Thinking about the heavy loan shark, Jian Xue's nameless eyes turned black, and he almost vomited blood.

What a miserable peerless goddess.

The home is gone, the money is gone, and a lot of debts have been signed.

Now she is accompanied by only a dog, a cat and three birds.

She wondered in her heart, should she think of a way, report herself, and receive the most expensive reward in the history of the Great Wilderness Clan.

After all, the person who stole the [Five Qi Dynasty Yuan Jue] was herself.

"Sister, the shameless thief who stole the nobleman's [Five Qi Dynasty Yuan Jue], have you caught it?"

She spoke to the goddess warrior.

The goddess warrior glanced at her and said, "No, but, sooner or later, catch this damn thief, the bounty has been updated, adding 200,000 direct faith points, 5,000 divine stones, and various industries and resources...... When he is caught, he will be cramped and skinned, his bones will be crushed and ashes will be scattered, his soul will be imprisoned, and he will be refined into the eighth generation. ”

Jian Xue's nameless big chest trembled, and he raised his arms and said, "That's right, I'm inseparable from the thief." ”

Damn it.

So ruthless.

Then I can't report myself.

As......

Blame Lin Beichen.

Sell this old ruffian brother.

No way.

He'll confess to me.

It's better to think of a way to unite with this old ruffian brother and make a big vote, and do a big desolate clan.

Well.

That's it.

After all, this old ruffian brother is actually in really good shape, with smooth muscle lines, very white skin, and that handsome and dead face......

Jian Xue Wuming thought about it, and couldn't help but wipe her saliva.

In her heart, she began to plan.

......

......

Still pretending to be innocent with me?

Lin Beichen smiled, and secretly thought in his heart that at this time, the dog goddess was probably fantasizing about the flesh of this beautiful man drooling.

He checked the other apps on his phone.

After entering the realm of heaven and man, most of the practice apps have little effect.

The [Sword Seventeen] APP is incomplete, and others such as [Basic Swordsmanship Close Body Triple Connection], [Advanced Xuanqi Condensation Technique], [Eagle Swallow Double Flying], etc., have lost their meaning to Lin Beichen today.

Aside from the [Five Qi Dynasty Yuan Jue], he now lacked a true celestial-level cultivation technique.

[Sword Seventeen] can be used, but it is broken.

Lin Beichen thought about it, probably only to go to the Celestial Association, certify his own title, and then receive the appropriate martial arts and combat skills from the Celestial Association.

This matter has to be put on the agenda.

However, other functional APPs, such as [Baidu Netdisk], [Baidu Map], [keep], [Magic Camera], [Zhenai.com], etc., have been upgraded and their functions have been enhanced a lot, and they still have great auxiliary significance.

Lin Beichen used [Baidu Map] to try to navigate the earth, but failed.

And in [Zhenai.com], Poseidon really sent a lot of private messages, but most of them asked for beautiful photos of Xiao Er, Xiao San and Xiao Tiger, and also gave some gifts such as dried fish and brown crabs, and later saw that he ignored her, so he stopped contacting her.

The intimacy between the two is almost below the lower limit.

Lin Beichen was about to reply to Poseidon to explain the reason for his recent disappearance......

At this time—

"Young master, young master, it's a big deal......

The old housekeeper Wang Zhonghuo hurriedly ran over, stumbling as if he had been stabbed by something in the back of his buttocks

Lin Beichen suddenly became angry.

(#→⌒→)！

You dog, can you change a line every time you enter the venue?

It's like a funeral every time.

If I were an online writer, you would have died 10,000 times.

"What's the matter?"

Lin Beichen said angrily.

"Father-in-law is looking for you. ”

Wang Zhongdao.

Lin Beichen said angrily: "Who is Gong Gong? Huh? This name is very familiar...... Ah, it's Uncle Mediterranean, my own man, is it a big deal that he's looking for me? Believe it or not, I'm going to kill you startled dog. ”

"It's not Gong Gong, it's my father-in-law. ”

Wang Zhong patted his thigh, his eyes were anxious, and said: "A father-in-law from the palace, with several imposing officials, wants to find you by name...... His Royal Highness the Seventh Prince asked me to report to you in advance, the matter is not easy to handle, it is related to the lively things you went to see today, it is said that His Majesty the Emperor is angry......"

Oh?

It turned out to be someone from the palace.

Is it because he killed a few insignificant Aurora people?

Interesting.

I want to see the attitude of the imperial family towards this matter.

Lin Beichen walked out of the hot spring.

Wang Zhong wanted to serve Lin Dashao to change his clothes, but he was directly kicked on the butt of this dog by Lin Dashao, and said disgustedly: "Let Qianqian and Qianqian ......"

Qianqian Qianqian waited for Lin Beichen to change into a bathrobe, dry her hair and leave together.

Wang Zhong stood in place, touching his buttocks, where there were footprints that had been kicked by the young master,

He sighed contentedly and said, "Ah, the young master has grown up again......"

A moment later.

Shang Humble Garden, front yard, flower viewing hall.

Lin Beichen wore a bathrobe and walked in with a big thorn, his eyes swept away.

Just look at how many dead eunuchs there are in the hall.

The first one is wearing a crimson gilt official robe, and at a glance he knows that his status is extremely high, his beard and hair are gray, but his facial features are white and clean, and he looks handsome, which gives people a gentle and elegant feeling, and if he sticks to his beard, he is definitely a merry old scholar.

In addition, there are several officials in purple robes, young and different, all of them have heavy breaths, solemn faces, and a faint aura of superiors naturally exudes, and at a glance they know that they are powerful figures who have been in control of life and death for a long time.

These people are all martial arts powerhouses, and their energy fluctuations are not low.

Especially the dead eunuch in the crimson gilt official robe, his cultivation is unfathomable, like an abyss without a bottom.

"You're looking for me?"

Lin Beichen walked over, sat on the main seat, picked up a cup of tea, took a sip, and said, "What is the matter?" ”

The expressions of several people were different.

"Are you Lin Beichen? Do you know that you have caused a catastrophe this time......

A purple-robed official with a thin face and a thin face, with an angry look on his face, opened his mouth to scold.

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