Chapter 121 The Oldest Tradition

A long time ago, Yun Chu's teacher told him that there are basically only three ways for a person to have enough wealth.

The first type is born.

The second is to steal.

The third is to grab it.

Regardless of the first kind, the second kind of stealing is not stealing in the literal sense, the so-called stealing is the rapid completion of primitive accumulation in the field that others have not yet discovered, it can also be said that this kind of stealing is creation, which is a way to obtain wealth that Yun Chu is willing to believe.

The third way, to rob, is literally, the wealth of the world is there, and if you don't have a positive attitude to rob, wealth will not automatically come to you.

And snatching, there are many explanations......

Thieves, robbers, and prostitutes are ancient occupations that have arisen since the wealth of mankind left collective ownership and became private ownership.

Before that, these professions did not exist, and everyone was restraining their desires, because if they did not restrain themselves, one person would take too much, and some people would starve to death, and if there were more people who starved to death, the tribe would perish.

Since I learned how to grow, there is more food, and there is a mess, thieves, robbers, and prostitutes.

In fact, until now, this situation has not changed, except for the subdivision of these three professions, there is really no change.

On the way from the Imperial City to the Imperial Palace, Yun Chu had been studying this question in his mind.

Therefore, when you think about what your mind thinks, when you see all kinds of characters in the imperial city and the palace, you will inevitably use the three identities of thieves, robbers, and prostitutes to trap these people.

Yun Chu now holds the title of Marquis of Lantian, and he is more or less a high-ranking official of the Tang Dynasty, and he is treated like a fourth-grade official in terms of respect, so the vast majority of people he met in the imperial city had to salute him and say hello.

When Li Yifu walked out of the palace in a purple robe, Yun Chu naturally wanted to salute others, although this person was wearing a purple robe and was magnificent, he only thought that this person was a prostitute.

"The extradition of Hu Shang to Chang'an has been done well, we must guard against arrogance and rashness, and we must not be arrogant."

Listening to the words that came out of Li Yifu's cherry mouth, Yun Chu bowed down and said, "Obey the teachings of the master." ”

Li Yifu nodded with satisfaction and said: "You still need a solution to the dispute between you and the household department this time, you can't blindly rely on Your Majesty's favor and ignore the others, otherwise, it will sow disaster." ”

Yun Chu said with a smile: "It is an errand arranged by His Majesty, and the proceeds will naturally be handed over to His Majesty, as for how to distribute it, it depends on His Majesty's intentions, and where do students have the qualifications to share His Majesty's things." ”

Li Yifu looked at Yun Chu and saw that he didn't plan to share the benefits brought by Hu Shang to him, and his voice was obviously gloomy.

"Do you want to stay in Chang'an?"

Yun Chu bowed down and said: "Exactly, the disciple is dull, and he can't do big things, so he can only give full play to the ability of a stupid person, and take the foolish style to bring Chang'an together, and it will not be in vain." ”

Li Yifu shook his head and said, "It's a pity......"

Yun Chu didn't enter the oil and salt, let alone the temptation of him, at this time, Yun Chu was a miser who was rich but reluctant to spend money on him in the eyes of Li Yifu, so naturally he didn't speculate for more than half a sentence, sighed and left with a haughty attitude of hating iron and steel.

If Yun Chu's memory hadn't made much difference, Li Yifu wouldn't have been able to jump for a few years, but at this time, it was precisely when people were most arrogant, and he had already made it clear that he wouldn't treat him as a teacher, but he didn't expect that when I saw him today, he would come out again as a teacher.

It seems that this is the characteristic of a prostitute, as long as he has money, he will take the initiative to come closer to him.

When entering the palace city from the imperial city, Yun Chu was blocked by a carriage in the cave of the city gate.

Nowadays, among the courtiers who enter the palace in a carriage, Li Ji is the only one, and Xu Jingzong is so old, and he only gets preferential treatment.

Naturally, the carriage entering the palace city could not have a lid, so Li Jiming, who was sitting in the carriage, was like a god.

The old guy has been a soldier all his life, has fought a lifetime of war, and the most important etiquette in the army, even if he sits in the carriage, he keeps his back straight, and looks at Yun Chu's eyes like looking at a fat sheep, which is a standard robber's eyes, full of aggression.

"Do you want to put Xu Jingye to death in Hexi?"

Yun Chu was surprised and said, "Isn't he even dead?" I watched him fall off a cliff. ”

Li Ji's pupils contracted significantly, and he looked at Yun Chu and said, "Children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, and the old man has already let him go." ”

Yun Chu said: "When I asked him to go to Tuyuhun, I wanted him to constantly harass Tubo, not to let him run from Qinghai to Hexi to plague the Tang Dynasty, if he dares to leave Qinghai again, next time, if I don't cut off his head, I won't give up." ”

Li Ji stared at Yun Chu's eyes and said, "The old man also thinks like this, why, do you have a plan to leave Chang'an and go to Hexi to work?"

If there is, tell the old man as soon as possible, and recommend you in front of His Majesty. ”

Yun Chu didn't hear this, and said to Li Ji indifferently: "Yinggong, after the completion of the eastern capital Luoyang, all places east of Chang'an will have to support the eastern capital Luoyang, I'm afraid it will be difficult to support Chang'an."

In this case, Hexi and the Western Regions are life and death for Chang'an, as long as there is any disturbance on this road, don't blame me for asking Your Majesty to personally go down to Hexi to rectify local security. ”

Li Ji said with a smile: "The generals also value Hexi and the Western Regions, and if you do this, you are the enemy of the Jiangmen." ”

Yun Chu shook his head and said: "We are both courtiers of the Tang Dynasty, we are actually all people from the same mountain, why did Ying Gong say the word enemy?" ”

Li Jidao: "A country is a country, a home is a home, and only a family can have a country." ”

Yun Chu sneered and said, "It's best for Ying Gong to say this in front of His Majesty and see how His Majesty answers." ”

Li Ji waved the sleeves of his robe and shouted angrily: "The kid is rude! ”

Yun Chu said: "Chang'an is the hope of a certain family's life, and a certain family has no intention of doing anything else in this life, so he wants to renovate Chang'an into the first city in the world, whoever harms Chang'an is an enemy of a certain family, and he will die without a place to bury." ”

Li Ji didn't answer, just glanced at Yun Chu deeply, and asked the groom to drive away.

Yun Chu stood in the cave of the city gate and watched the old robber go away, sighed softly and was about to enter the palace, but was dragged in by a hand that poked out of the hole in the city gate.

Lao Huang handed Yun Chu a cup of tea and said: "Wipe the white foam on the corner of your mouth, one is an invincible commander, and the other is a Lantian Marquis who can not be able to do anything, is it ashamed to act in front of me, the director of the palace gate bureau?" ”

Yun Chu took a sip of tea and said: "I didn't make a show, I thought about it, and I just said what I wanted." ”

Lao Huang laughed in a high-pitched voice and said, "Forget it, save some saliva, keep these words to coax Your Majesty, don't say them in front of me." ”

Yun Chu was shocked: "How dare you deceive Your Majesty." ”

Lao Huang said with a smile: "Have you been deceived, Your Majesty has his own opinions, I want to know now that the colored stones brought by the Hu people, do you still have them there, go back and send a bowl to my house, and add a few kinds of noodles to the women." ”

Yun Chu was surprised: "Haven't you always lived in the imperial city?" Why did you suddenly have a family member who needed a face? ”

Lao Huang's face was slightly red by Yun Chu's words, and he said with a dry smile: "I slept with two women, and as a result, I became pregnant, so I pushed the boat down the river." ”

Yun Chu's disdainful look could no longer be concealed......

Lao Huang said embarrassedly: "You are full of children and grandchildren, do you want me to be lonely and old?" ”

Yun Chu frowned and said, "Old brother has one in sixty this year, right?" ”

Lao Huang nodded and said, "It's only past the year of the sixtieth year." ”

Yun Chu said: "Have you checked the pulse of Lao He?" ”

Lao Huang said vigilantly: "What do you say? ”

Yun Chu said: "There was once a blind old man who went hunting, at this time a row of geese flew in the sky, the blind old man opened his bow and set up arrows, only to listen to a whoosh, there were two wild geese in the arrow, fell from the sky, may I ask, why?" ”

Lao Huang frowned and said: "Could it be that this blind old man is a master of the world who has the ability to listen to the wind and argue?" ”

Yun Chu put down the teacup and said as he walked out: "It's because there are two strong ...... on the other side."

While Lao Huang was thinking, Yun Chu quickly stepped into the palace city, and after walking a hundred and ten steps, he heard Lao Huang's foul language coming from behind him.

Yun Chu was very sure that Lao Huang, who was damaged in his waist and kidneys in his early years, was not a thief, nor a robber, nor a prostitute, he should have been stolen by a thief.

After entering the palace, Yun Chu couldn't run around, and needed to be taken to the Taiji Hall by the Yellow Gate.

In the large square in front of the Taiji Palace, except for a giant bear who was spreading flatbread, there was not even a single tree.

The sun shines so unscrupulously on the green glazed tiles of the Taiji Palace, and the green is very beautiful.

In the frightened eyes of the Yellow Gate, Yun Chu stepped on the giant bear spreading the flatbread with one foot, and the sleeping giant bear was suddenly awakened, screaming angrily and looking around for the bastard who trampled on it.

When its gaze finally sparked on Yun Chu, its small dark eyes were full of horror.

Then, without looking back, he flew out in the direction of Taiji Palace with his four feet flying to the ground, this guy ran very fast, a healthy hair shining in the sun, because he ran quickly, the subcutaneous fat ripples generally scurried back and forth.

Li Zhi, who was discussing the military affairs of the Western Regions with Su Dingfang, suddenly found that the giant bear rushed in in horror, and immediately hid behind him, and shrunk his fat body into a small one, as if he had encountered a natural enemy.

Li Zhi snorted coldly and said to Su Dingfang: "Su Qing, Yunchu's two hundred and five are here." ”

Su Dingfang hugged the wat board and said indifferently: "I haven't seen you for a few years, and this person is becoming more and more arrogant." ”

Li Zhi hid his hand in his sleeve and said with a smile: "The reason why Longyou Dao was able to be tax-exempt for three years is because of this person, and tolerate him a little, and after a few years, I will clean him up again." ”

Su Dingfang saw that the emperor had no sincerity in punishing Yun Chu at all, so he continued the previous topic and said: "Increasing the Anxi army, the old minister thinks it is imperative. ”

Li Zhi said with a smile: "Xue Rengui, Pei Xingjian and the two Aiqing think that Ashina Duzhi, Li Shaluan's rebellion is just a disease of scabies, and there is no need for the imperial court to send troops, as long as I levy and send Uighurs to them, and the troops of all departments in the river can remove this fang for me." ”

Su Dingfang hurriedly said: "Don't underestimate the enemy, Ashina Duzhi, Li Shalu and the two of them are indeed scabies, however, the Tubo in the back should not be underestimated." ”

Chapter II

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