Chapter 161 The Most Shameless Man in the World
Li Ji is indeed not very proficient in human affairs, but when it comes to the art of war, no one in Datang can beat it. Wattle
On the whole, the art of war is similar to the sophistication of human feelings, and the enemy is lenient, which is a point that every general must do, and similarly, not underestimating the opponent is also a concept that every columnist must adhere to.
The lion and the rabbit need to go all out, not to mention how to exert their strength when facing the fierce tiger of Yun Chu.
The Maison is a concept!
Cui's may be an old wealthy family, so Li Ji is a wealthy family that has just been born.
In general, as long as it is a wealthy family, their interests are basically common, and they may fight for power and profit on weekdays, and when they reach the critical juncture, they will naturally report to the group for warmth.
Since the fifth year of Yonghui, Li Zhi canceled the thing of recommending people to enter the office, Li Ji has sensitively found that Li Zhi's next step must be to weaken the power of the wealthy family and implement centralized politics.
Qin Shi Huang did this, Liu Bang did it, Liu Xiu did it, Cao Cao did it, Sima Brothers did it, and Emperor Wen of Sui did it like Yang Jian. Wattle
It's just that some people succeeded, some people failed, and some people, such as Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty, killed themselves in order to do this.
Now, Li Zhi wants to continue to do this on the basis of his father Li Shimin......
Li Ji is a master of the art of war, after looking at the chips in his own hands, and then looking at the chips in Li Zhi's hands, before Li Zhi started this matter, he removed his grandson from the family tree and let him mess around in Tugu, this is the reason.
Li Ji originally expected that his grandson could shine like Yun Chu, Pei Xingjian, and Xue Rengui, but unfortunately, it didn't work, his grandson was obviously not on the same level as these three people, and he was beaten very badly by Yun Chu.
This time, Yun Chu's behavior in Chang'an was almost perverse, poisoning the world, not only did Luoyang have no restraints, but seeing Yun Chu behaving indiscriminately in Chang'an, this was very wrong.
Li Ji has a deep understanding of Yun Chu, he knows that Yun Chu is not two hundred and five, and the things he did before that are similar to two hundred and five turned out to be the product of whimsical ideas and careful layout.
Yun Chu perverse? Wattle
Inexistent.
Even if someone is doing something perverse, it must be the emperor who is doing something perverse, and it is definitely not Yun Chu who is doing something wrong.
Therefore, when Li Ji looked at Yun Chu, he always felt that that face should be replaced by Li Zhi's face to fit the current situation.
The emperor hated his ministers, and he didn't hide it......
Leaving behind the sword that had subdued Chu Suiliang and their ancestors, Li Ji was like unloading a thousand catties of burden.
Yun Chu's little bastard still wanted to trap him once, hoping that he would secretly run away from the back door of Wannian County......
This is naturally not going to be Li Ji, so a white-haired veteran wearing a shabby armor walked out of the front door of Wannian County Yaqian in front of all the wealthy families and even the nobles, which was the last thing he Li Ji could do for the emperor. Wattle
Therefore, when the gate of the Wannian County Ya opened, under the flattering guidance of Master Liu, Li Ji left the Wannian County Ya with the same complexion, but many sharp-eyed people found that the sword that had been regarded as a treasure by Li Ji was missing......
Things are getting very wrong.
After seeing Li Ji leave, Lu Ting pointed to the sky with grief and indignation, not knowing what to say, and did not say the last word, so he left the Wannian County Government with the support of his grandson Lu Zhaolin.
Just like Yun Chu said, he had already spent a lot of money to buy a house, and the surplus copper coins of the Lu family had been consumed, so there was no need to wade into troubled waters.
In the same way, six or seven families who had bought houses on Suzaku Street also quietly left, and they no longer thought about whether it was worth it to buy a house after spending so much money at this time.
Just like Yun Chu said, the real value of the house is less than 20% of the real value of the house.
Just when a dark cloud suddenly appeared in the west of Chang'an City, two miscellaneous servants walked out of the county office carrying a table, and two small officials were holding pen, ink, paper, and inkstone
A stack of blank paperwork with a lambskin cover, and another clerk hung a signboard with the words "Sales Office" on the wall of the notice at the door. Wattle
Master Liu put the heavy backrest chair in his hand behind the table, took out a master book seal from his arms and put it on the table, scanned the crowd in front of him with his eyes, made a square gesture, sat quietly on the chair, looked up at the dark clouds inlaid with gold edges in the sky, and was silent.
The handymen were very diligent, and they ran back to bring a lot of things, and soon set up a pergola, and at the same time a little boy came out with a small stove, gathered the fire, and squatted on the ground to cook tea for Master Liu.
This may be the strangest sales office in the world, and there is no one who has come to buy a house in front of Master Liu's desk, but there are countless pairs of eyes looking at him.
No one on Master Liu's side stepped forward to shout, and it seemed that whether the house could be sold or not had nothing to do with him.
At this time, the dark clouds had not yet covered the sun, and there was no wind in the city, and even the pigeons that liked to fly around the Big Wild Goose Pagoda were gone.
Wannian County Ya is located in the East Market, but the prices have risen recently, and there are few people doing business, even the most beautiful orchids and the most handsome guys are not willing to come to the street to be embarrassed.
As a result, the tavern's liquor guise hung weakly, and the restaurant sign became a place for flies to settle down. Wattle
A large green-headed fly landed on the tip of Cui Zhuan's nose and was swept away by Cui Mian waving his badly injured hand.
After the corpse was exposed to the sun for a long time, it gradually tasted, attracting more green-headed flies, flying up and down around Cui Mian.
However, as much as he came, he was driven away by Cui Mian.
When the clouds topped, the sun was gone.
"Selling Hu Biscuits, Selling Hu Biscuits, Twenty-five dollars a piece, cheap......
A young man carrying a basket and selling Hu cakes saw that there were many people at the gate of the county ya, so he turned around.
When he found that the atmosphere here was not right, he quickly shut up and trotted away from the county office. Wattle
A little official who had been dozing off for a long time said to Master Liu; "Master, or go back, it looks like it's raining heavily."
Master Liu shook his head and said, "I can't say that there will be guests coming to the door next moment."
After that, he continued to straighten his back and waited for the guests to come to the door energetically.
When a thunderclap exploded above everyone's heads, it seemed to wake up the sluggish crowd at once, and then a strong wind blew in the dust on the construction site.
Master Liu, the little officials hurriedly pressed the pen, ink, paper, inkstone and room book on the table with their bodies, turned their backs to the wind, and waited for the wind to pass.
After this cool breeze passed, Master Liu found that there were fewer people looking at him on the other side, and he couldn't say who was missing, but it didn't matter, it would rain after a while, or when it got dark, they would come back.
Just when the rain was crackling, an old man holding an umbrella came to Master Liu's book with the support of a boy. Wattle
Although the rain was heavy and interfered with the vision, the person on the other side still saw the face of the old man who went to inquire about the house price.
It's Lu Ting.
The rain was loud, and I couldn't hear what Lu Ting said to Master Liu clearly, but when I saw Master Liu smiling and using a seal letter on a delicate room book, and handing it to Lu Ting, some people in the crowd who were protecting Cui Mian from the rain ran away.
In fact, the house that Lu Ting bought was not one, and after a while, Lu Zhaolin walked away with a stack of house books made of lambskin.
Cui Mian stroked his rain-soaked hair and said to the people guarding him, "Go back, it's enough for me to stay here."
The heavy rain was pouring down, and Master Liu sat in the shed and quietly looked at Cui Mian who was lying in the heavy rain, as for Cui Zhuan's body, it was tied by Cui Mian with a belt, so it was not washed away by the rain that was collected.
The summer rainstorm came quickly and went quickly, and when the sun showed his head again, Cui Mian was still sitting quietly this time, there were not many people around him, but there were still some people who were willing to help him carry the flail and let his body send faster. Wattle
After the rainstorm, Chang'an City became a muddy quagmire because there were too many construction sites, and the rainwater mixed with mud rushed down Suzaku Street all the way, and finally merged into the moat.
When Yun Chu's time to get off work came, when he left the county office on a jujube red horse, he didn't look at Cui Mian, but just said hello to Master Liu, who still wanted to stay in place and wait for the buyer to appear.
As for the group of people who originally stayed in the county office to watch the situation, they left from the back door of the county office early, making the whole thing look like a confrontation between Yun Chu and Cui Mian.
After a short rainstorm, Chang'an not only did not become cooler, but became like a steamer because of the geothermal heat that had not had time to be relieved.
The next day, when Yun Chu went to work, Cui Zhuan's body had completely turned black, and the whole person had become a lot bigger, especially the belly bulging like a frog.
Cui Mian still tied Cui Zhuan's hand with a ribbon, just like they used to chase and play in the peach blossom forest with a ribbon.
Master Liu was in that shed all night last night, except for the red envelopes on his face and hands with a lot of mosquito bites, his spirit was still strong. Wattle
When Yun Chu came, he greeted him happily and whispered to the county to report the sale of the house, judging from the few remaining house books on his table, the sales situation was still very good.
Yun Chu came to Cui Mian's side and said, "Do you want me to leave you a set?"
Cui Mian raised his head and said with a smile: "Six thousand guan, no two prices."
Yun Chu put a piece of licorice in his mouth, chewed it slowly, and after a while, he said to Cui Mian, "Are you still unwilling to take out the grain to stabilize prices?"
Cui Mian looked at the smelly Cui Zhuan beside him and smiled, "I've become like this, do you think I'll surrender to you?"
Yun Chu nodded and said, "It's okay, it's the same with other people in your Cui clan."
Cui Mian said: "It's better not to do this, I put a lot of food soaked in arsenic water in the grain, except for me, no one knows that the poisonous food is there, you got the food through other people in the Cui family, if it poisons people on a large scale, it's none of my business." Wattle
Yun Chu smiled: "It's okay, get a little bit out of every grain pocket to feed the pigs and chickens, and this problem will be solved."
Cui Mian shook his head and said, "I know you will do this, I grabbed two handfuls of poisonous grain in a grain pocket, what if your chickens and pigs don't eat poisonous food?"
You can't take all the food and feed it to the chickens and the pigs, after all, feeding people is the most important thing right now."
Yun Chu thought for a moment and said, "Okay, the house sold to you only costs six thousand yuan, can you find out the poison in the grain?"
Cui Mian's eyes lit up, and he laughed, "You surrendered?"
Yun Chu sighed and said, "You're amazing. I surrendered."
Cui Mian said, "I want you to kowtow to me to make amends." Wattle
Yun Chu said, "Yes, no problem, as long as you pick out the poisonous food, I will kowtow to you to make amends."
Cui Mian's laughter was even more proud, pointing to Cui Mian, who had already appeared in the state of giant viewing, and said, "I also want you to kiss his ass."
Yun Chu glanced at the dark and chubby Cui Zhuan, licked his lips and said, "You often use his ass, otherwise will you change it?"
Cui Mian looked at Yun Chu, who had no bottom line at all, and said dreamily, "You are so shameless and shameless, without the dignity of a person!"
Yun Chu shook his head and said, "You don't understand correctly, I am an official, as long as I can solve big problems at the lowest cost, my shamelessness will be far beyond your expectations."