He was dressed ordinary, with the top of his hair curled, and a hosta in his body—five big and three thick, like a piece of material that could work, and he knelt down in public and shouted: "Your Majesty, the palace needs a large number of people, and more than a thousand of us are here to survive." ”

I put on a wide posture, before I could speak, kneeling on the white clouds in the front row, the show girl called: "Your Majesty, there are no men in the palace, there are many jobs that only men can do, for example, heavy physical ......"

"What do you say? I understand! There are so many show girls around, what if you steal something?"

The men cowered when they heard this, and none of them dared to squeak......

I didn't understand why, so I had to look at the show girls and ask, "Who will tell me?"

The show girl kneeling in the middle of the front row thought about it, and couldn't help but look back; there were many people who raised their hands......

I was condescending, my eyes were empty, and I pointed my finger at the show girl on the right: "You say!"

She looked everywhere, there were many people, and she didn't care about anything, just to show herself, and deliberately shouted: "Your Majesty, what is the root of the man's bane?

I thought about it for a moment and pointed my finger at a commando in front of me: "Tell me what you think!"

She looked very excited, knocked her head more than ten times on the white cloud, and shouted: "Your Majesty, women can't do without men!"

This sentence made me ponder for a long time before staring at the show girl kneeling in the middle of the front row and ordered: "It's your turn!"

She thought about it for a long time, and waited impatiently for others, so she combined the two opinions and shouted: Your Majesty, the slave thinks that in order to deal with this matter, she must be castrated to be retained!"

The two leaders knew better than anyone else that they were terribly scared, and they shouted in a panic: "No, don't!"

If I want to stop these two madmen, I must open my voice and shout: "Come on!

The show girls all covered their mouths and smiled, and their voices came out of their fingers, which was better than singing.

I like to listen to the voices of beautiful women, and I can't wait to accompany one or two hundred people a night, and I don't think about women anymore......

Suddenly, a dense palace guard flashed out, surrounding all the men, and a leading general shouted: "Since you are here, don't think about running away, just castrate, and don't want your life." ”

Who listens to this? The panicked men fled faster than the other......

The leading general was forced to be helpless and shouted: "Escape from the battle, shoot on the spot!"

The men were forced to beat the palace guards to pieces with their five big and three thick bodies......

I had to order: "Hit, beat hard! Kill it! If you live, you must castrate!"

The leading general wanted to show off in front of me, personally holding the star gun, shooting at the fleeing man, and the "sudden" red light, flashed, drilled into their bodies, and bloomed with a "boom", and even the corpses could not be found.

The casualties were very large, less than a third were captured, and it was useless to say anything, so I had to give the order to castrate!

The show girls panicked for a while, and finally couldn't help laughing, and some even appreciated: "You have to do this to men; otherwise, what should I do if I get involved with the palace maid?"

"Look at what a good thing you say! It is exactly what I want!" "Both men and women eat royal food; where will my face be put if there is an affair?" and loudly proclaimed: "All the men who come in the future will be castrated!"

Some show girls didn't understand, and asked vaguely: "Isn't this eunuch B?"

I want to dispel my doubts and make it clear: "Eunuchs are eunuchs, and castrated men may not be able to become eunuchs, it depends on their own ability?"

There was a show girl who seemed to be smarter than others, and for fear that people would not hear her, she made a loud noise: "Your Majesty, let them work hard! Maybe they will have an affair with the palace maid!"

I want to reprimand you for that...... Kissing incidents are not uncommon, all the time, open one eye, close one eye, now it seems that the problem is very serious, staring at her and asking: "Do you have any good solutions?"

There was a show girl who wanted to steal the limelight, like a three-eight woman, wanting everyone to know about her, and she also came up with a bad idea: "Your Majesty, let them shut up!"

I thought about it for a moment, frowned and asked, "How to close?"

Three show girls popped up at once, all trying to show off their talents in front of me, each with different opinions, some thought that they would use needles, some said they would smash their mouths, and some were even more cruel to cut their tongues.

Through this, how wolf poisonous are these show girls? I haven't figured it out yet, they have all thought of it, aren't they trying to force me to give orders?

"If you find a kissing incident, you will smash your mouth and make you ugly, and you will not be liked. ”

The show girls jumped up with joy, and said that they should be cruel to men, otherwise, the rape is very cruel, and pigs and dogs are not as good as them, and they can't wait to dig out their hearts and break their corpses!

I coaxed and ordered loudly: "Okay, go back to the palace! Clean up well, tonight I want to take a good look at the sketch portrait, the two selected palace maids, 10,000 flowers, 1,000 silk horses, and be named concubines." ”

The show girls showed surprised eyes, and their laughter became more beautiful than the other, flashed, and disappeared without a trace.

Sister Huang bounced violently on the ground, like a demon, and fell in love to the extreme......

This action dragged me back from my dream, and I couldn't see her sweating profusely or her excited expression, but there was a strong breath that infected the air......

"Damn it, it's been dark like this, how long has it been? Why won't it be bright?"

Sister Huang seemed to have never seen a man for decades, intoxicated with happiness, and hummed: "What can I do at dawn?

The voice of the old patriarch came from afar: "Clan Emperor, please! I can't stand the cold!"

Sister Huang was burdened with a heavy responsibility, she couldn't sleep peacefully, she opened the door in a panic, it was dark below, she couldn't see anything, and shouted at her with fairy eyes: "Will this kind of weather be cold?"

The voice from below said, "Don't blame the sky, blame us for not having meat;

I don't know anything else, it seems that being an empress is not so simple, and I have to think about the food, clothing, housing and transportation of so many people......

I'm going to say what I want to say about this: "What you get is a mess, and if it's a piece of fat, it's not about getting oil and water out of you, it's about skinning them." ”

Sister Huang's awakening is faster than mine, and there are a lot of theories: "Ten thousand bitter and sweet, when they are fat and can support themselves, it's time for me to choose!"

"I'm so annoyed! What do you choose? When you get fattened, you become a lazy person, waiting for pie in the sky all the time, who will think about working?"

Sister Huang asked me what tricks I have, can you say that I will study them?

She exalted me too much, what do you know about a great illiterate man who came out of a volcano?

Sister Huang really has a lot of eyes! It makes me think about it: "As a husband, at the critical moment, you must be able to afford to put it down, and it will be of great use to stay by your side." ”

I was very sweet with her, and it was better to be married after a long absence, otherwise I would consider staying, and there was no good way, only an old saying: "Whatever it is, there must be a rule." ”

This is a very important remark, she thought about it again and again, and especially appreciated: "The husband is really amazing! ”

Actually, I can only say, I don't know what it really means, and I don't really understand what rules are.

Sister Huang wants to teach: "The so-called rule is a compass, the moment is a curved ruler, it is a drawing tool, and the things drawn through it are very standard." ”

I vaguely understood the meaning of that sentence, and I still didn't understand it that deeply.

Sister Huang didn't want to say any more, she didn't want to play the piano to the cow, it depended on her own creation.

There were many voices from below: "Master, please!

I'm very depressed, one will be the emperor, one will be the master, what is it?

Sister Huang didn't want to listen, and she was not afraid of hitting a sharp rock.

I looked down in a panic, the fiery eyes narrowed the distance, and Sister Huang landed lightly among them, like a flock of chickens......

The dwarfs, no taller than her thighs, were waiting to speak......

The old man with a scarlet bone seemed to have not slept all night, trembling all over, knelt at the feet of Sister Huang, and shouted: "Emperor, give me clothes!"

I saw it from afar, and I couldn't help at all, and I really wanted to see how Sister Huang made clothes.

There is no action performance, and there is no pretending to be a ghost, a knife is pulled out of the air, and when everyone throws it in front of them, it is gone. It was dark, my fiery eye could see, the dwarfs were not necessarily, there was no loud noise, anyway......

My eyes were fixed on the knife, and I found that it flew into the deep forest, turning into thousands of knives, and making a strange "sigh" sound at a kind of silk cotton tree.