Chapter 11: Yang Dingtian's Little Adventure
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Chapter 11: Yang Dingtian's Little Adventure (I)
"So...... I'm going to have to fucking find your brother's body in this kung fu movie world? Fuck you, why don't you look for it yourself? God knows how many years you've been looking here and you haven't found it, so how can I find it?"
Yang Dingtian was really so angry that he wanted to laugh, but it was not a happy laugh, it was a laugh that wanted to kill, he never was soft when he killed, whether you were a man or a woman, old or young, but if he didn't win the phantom in front of him, then he would definitely just pick up the gun without saying a word, so since he couldn't win, he could only scold a few words and express his dissatisfaction in this way. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Nuwa smiled very happily, as if she was a cat who stole the fish, coupled with her stunning and almost demonic appearance, such a smile was enough to make a sixty-year-old man die of myocardial infarction, or a seventy-year-old man with myocardial infarction to be resurrected, until Yang Dingtian finished scolding, she smiled and said: "Whatever you scold, anyway, I'm not in a hurry, as long as you can wait for hundreds, thousands, or even tens of thousands of years in this world, then I actually don't care, the arrangement of 'fate' is not only one." As she spoke, she turned around and was about to leave.
Yang Dingtian scolded and scolded, but where could he really let this phantom leave? In this way, wouldn't the information he had said before be in vain? So he could only say immediately: "Okay! Find it, find it! But I alone can't find it anyway, you have to help me! And listen to your meaning, you must also want to find the body of the emperor, right? I'm anxious, I guess you won't be easy!"
Nuwa stopped her movements, just turned her head and smiled lightly, then sighed and said: "You will thank others if you are sold like this, I really don't know what my brother's situation is now, there is a partner like you...... I don't know if it's his luck or misfortune, okay, then let's find the location of the human emperor's body, first of all, you said you know this world, is it called kung fu?"
Yang Dingtian heard the first half of Nuwa's sentence, and he said angrily: "What does it matter? I just want to find the location of the human emperor's body, and I am not interested in the little dragon girl, Yang Guo, and the fire cloud evil god and the like." ”
"But you have to be interested. Nuwa chuckled and said: "'Fate' is not accidental, this sentence is only followed by the sentence that 'fate' is an author, there is no so-called accident in anything, you came here, met me who happened to wake up, and then knew that this world is a movie you have watched, called Kung Fu, all this is not accidental, all this can be said to be the arrangement of 'fate', since' Fate has arranged for you to come here, then you will inevitably be able to find the body of the human emperor, and this is the result, so let's tell me in detail what you know about the movie called kung fu, and I will analyze it. ”
Hearing the word analysis, Yang Dingtian didn't say anything, he knew what he was not good at, and he also knew what Valkyrie was good at, since the phantom in front of him, who claimed to be Nuwa, looked so much like Valkyrie, and also claimed to be the three corpses of Valkyrie's previous life or something, although it was very different from the Valkyrie's personality language that Yang Dingtian knew, he was still willing to believe that this Nuwa had superhuman wisdom, at least he had no other way than to believe.
"Kung Fu...... This is a hilarious movie, the time takes place in the twenties and thirties of the twentieth century, it is the story of the old Shanghai period, about the ......"
Yang Dingtian was very, very helpless, he could only slowly tell Nuwa about the content of this movie called Kung Fu, which was one of the few movies that he was forcibly pulled by his sister when he was alive, this is really an accident, the world he came over this time is such a movie world, if he hadn't seen this movie, it might really be terrible.
“...... Then, they went to that community, and they met three martial arts masters there, and I don't know how many were killed, which was not carefully mentioned in the movie, but in short, this group of people was beaten away......"
"Wait......" Nuwa suddenly asked with a look full of interest, "You just said that there were one or two hundred members of the Axe Gang who went to besiege that impoverished community, but they were beaten away by three people?"
Yang Dingtian was slightly stunned, and said with a little annoyance: "I was beaten away by three martial arts masters! If you want to listen, don't interrupt me." ”
Nuwa ignored him, just grinned, and said to herself: "Martial arts masters are also human beings, logically speaking, it is impossible for anyone to unlock the genetic lock in the branch world that exists in the main space of the Tower of Babel, and it is impossible for a strong person to exist in the cultivation system, in other words, what ordinary humans are like, what the humans in the Tower of Babel should be like, and this is not the 'main god space', so these so-called martial arts masters are definitely not normal...... You go ahead. ”
Yang Dingtian muttered a few words about martial arts, martial arts, and the like, and continued very dissatisfied: "After that, the people of the Axe Gang will definitely not stop, and they dare not face those three martial arts masters again, so they hired two killers at a high price and sent these two killers to kill the three martial arts masters, until this time......"
"Two killers killed enough to knock down three strong men for one or two hundred people?" Nuwa asked again with a slight shock.
Yang Dingtian finally couldn't help it, he said loudly: "What's so surprising about this? In the world of martial arts, a powerful person is enough to fight hundreds of people, and there are quite a few such people, what's so surprising about this?"
Nuwa didn't get angry, but said calmly: "Yes, you said it yourself, in the world of 'martial arts', but the key thing is that this is in the Tower of Babel, and it is impossible for the world of 'martial arts' to exist!
Yang Dingtian opened his mouth, but in the end, he still shook his head and said, "It's not normal......"
"yes. Nuwa stretched out her finger and nodded her forehead, and then she said, "Then go on......
Yang Dingtian was also very helpless, when he met an annoying guy who couldn't win, or even couldn't fight, the anger in his heart had been forcibly backlogged, but in order to leave this world, he finally continued to speak.
“...... In this way, the reclusive little dragon girl and Yang Guo came out, and at this time, the protagonist also opened the locked door from the ground floor room of the psychiatric hospital and invited out the strongest person on the killer list, the Huoyun Evil God, and then ......"
"Wait. Nuwa interrupted Yang Dingtian's words again, and this time Yang Dingtian finally couldn't help but stand up, and patted the soil on his body at the same time: "Since you don't want to, then I won't say it at all, and come to me when you want to hear it." As he spoke, he jumped out of thin air and was about to fly away.
But he didn't want Nuwa to stretch out his hand directly, and the void was a little, and he froze him in mid-air, and he suddenly fell into a situation where he couldn't move, and he couldn't even speak, and Nuwa walked directly in front of him, and grinned: "Are you really going to go?" I already know where the human emperor's body is, if you plan to go, then I won't stop you......" As she spoke, she stretched out her hand a little more, and suddenly Yang Dingtian fell straight down from mid-air.
In another way, now Yang Dingtian is on a tall building, from here straight to the ground, suddenly there was a bang, and the ground fell out of a deep pit of more than one meter, of course, if it is an ordinary person, it is definitely the body to fall to the ground, and the ground is fine, but it is a pity that Yang Dingtian is not an ordinary person, so the result is that the ground is rotten, and he is fine, after standing up, he directly scolded loudly.
Nuwa was not angry, but floated in front of him with a smile, and just whispered: "Do you still want to leave this world?" immediately made Yang Dingtian lose his temper at all, and could only look directly at Nuwa with a gaze that seemed to kill people, and Nuwa turned around very chic and signaled him to follow quickly, neither of them cared about the chaos on the entire street, a large number of people were pointing at each other, they just turned around and left the spot.
“...... I've already said it before, right? 'Fate' doesn't give you chances, and the series of seemingly unrelated things you experience are actually carefully planned by 'fate' and then let you carry them out step by step. ”
"For example, when you arrive here, you must know that the Tower of Babel is a great weapon, although it is only a prototype, but do you think that every living being can see it, can you enter? It can be said that in the world outside the Tower of Babel, the most likely and most likely to see the Tower of Babel, and enter here, there may only be four people, or five people, one is my brother who has the great luck of the human emperor, which is his reincarnation, because of the great karma and great chance when he was the emperor of the human emperor at the beginning, he has the greatest possibility to enter here, and there is still his body here......”
"It's just a pity that now he is snatching the son of mankind, the person of the protagonist of the era, so he is not available, and second, he has no reason to come to this Babel Tower, after all, he probably has no memory of being my brother at this moment, so aside from him, the second person in the list may be me...... It's not the consciousness I am talking about now, but the real me, the same reincarnated me, Nuwa, although I don't have the atmospheric luck of being the emperor, but after all, I am also the mother of men, and the human race can be said to be created by me in disguise, so the second possibility is me. ”
"But according to what you said, the real me estimates that I have completed the layout of the god list, and at this moment, I can't help myself, and the possibility of being able to come here is also very small, so I ruled out the two most likely, as for the old Dan who also came to this universe, primitive, and Tongtian, this angry and funny trio...... They estimate that they are also half-dead now, exclude, strictly exclude!"
Nuwa drifted forward as she spoke, but the tone and demeanor of her speech were completely different from the Valkyrie that Yang Dingtian knew, she spoke not only with emotion, but also with a kind of girlish delicateness, as if it was the whisper of the girl next door, it sounded really soft and glutinous, and it sounded very good.
"So, there aren't many candidates left, to be precise, there should be only two possibilities, one is the male protagonist, the other is the female protagonist, just these two, but the heroine, if it is' Under fate', this plan to seal the gods can really be implemented smoothly, so according to where it comes from and where it is, the heroine of this era should be inherited by the three-eyed clan, and according to the character and layout ability of the three angry young people in Sanqing, it is absolutely impossible for them to let the alien race get such great luck, at least not so early, so there is actually only one answer left...... That's the hero, you!"
Nuwa looked at Yang Dingtian and said: "As I said before, if it is according to normal development, the real protagonist of this era, the son of mankind, should actually be obtained by you, but for various reasons, coupled with my brother's imperial luck, as well as the great vow of 'human beings should be the eternal protagonist', and the efforts of several epochs, my brother should have snatched the protagonist of this era, so, after this series of arrangements, it will be up to you, the original protagonist, to complete another important task......"
"In addition to the battle for the first fortune to be the protagonist, the second most important task is ...... Start the battle of the protagonist's atmospheric luck! ”
Yang Dingtian walked behind Nuwa, but he walked very silently, not even saying a word along the way, no matter how Nuwa spoke, he didn't say a word.
Nuwa looked at him and asked strangely, "Don't you feel sorry or angry when you say that?
Yang Dingtian glanced at her and said, "Don't hurt my partner's feelings there...... I'm not interested in the protagonist personality or anything, I just want to protect my sister, and I want to fight side by side with Pei Jiao, he gave me a chance to continue to protect my sister, and he fought side by side with me along the way, do you think I will break my brother's feelings and trust for the sake of that virtual protagonist person? If you have this plan, I advise you to give up. ”
Nuwa praised: "Good character, good trust...... Although the strength is not very good, but after all, it is my brother's partner, but you don't need to feel any upset in your heart, but you don't know how much my brother sacrificed for the sake of the human race and for us humans...... The main character? He doesn't care about the main character! What he really wants is for us humans to be the eternal protagonists!"
"When he was in the Central Flood Continent, the people of our human race honored him as the Emperor of the Central Wutu Houde, which was not given to him by himself, but the name imposed on him by hundreds of millions of sentient beings who were grateful for his kindness, his virtue, and his sacrifice, and the name that was imposed on his head, Houde......"
When Nuwa said this, she said solemnly: "Okay, then let's get down to business!" My brother is probably waiting outside at the moment to meet the protagonist's personality dispute, and the reason why you came here when you were looking for your sister is to open the sleeping body of the human emperor, so that my brother who is in the outside world, let him because of the influence of the human emperor's body, and step into the beginning of the protagonist's luck dispute, so all this will be so accidental, you are looking for your sister, and my sister is in the Tower of Babel, and after entering the Tower of Babel, I met me again, and I found the body of the human emperor through the analysis of the world you are familiar with. That's how 'fate' is arranged......"
Yang Dingtian finally roared impatiently: "Say! Where is that human emperor's body? I finally know why your brother Fuxi ran away from you in myths and legends, and he won't marry you when he dies! It's because you have too long a tongue! And you're a poisonous tongue! Even Lao Tzu has to run, no matter how beautiful you look, you definitely have to run!"
Nuwa glanced at him again, and then said: "Allah Allah, don't say anything there, my brother and I are high-level saints and innate saints, and our deeds have naturally spread throughout the entire multiverse, which is nothing strange, and human-to-human, in the end, it can only be misinformation, I have long been too lazy to say anything, let's analyze it from the most fundamental first, where is the body of the human emperor...... Do you remember what I mentioned earlier, what are the characteristics of my brother's body?"
Yang Dingtian roared almost from his throat: "What are the characteristics? male? Could it be that there is a long snake under the body?"
Nuwa waved her hand and said, "Where is it, we are human saints, not demon saints...... It's an energy suppression field! My brother is in charge of the four elephants and five elements of the gossip, and can suppress all the energy in the world, so he can't sense where his body is, and he can't break free from his body, according to this inference, this position must be able to suppress the strong!"
Yang Dingtian finally heard the topic, and he hurriedly asked, "Where is it? I haven't heard of the place you are talking about, is it on the earth?"
Nuwa had a defeated expression, she shook her head and said, "Think about it carefully with your brain, please don't do it, the conditions are already so obvious! It's in the underground of that mental hospital! A place that can block a fourth-order powerhouse like the Fire Cloud Evil God, and why can there be those so-called martial arts masters in this world in the Tower of Babel, the reason can only be one ...... My brother's human emperor body is in China! And it's around here! That's why those masters will subconsciously, almost instinctively, gather here, whether they are in seclusion or suppressed, just because they want to get close to my brother's human emperor body!"
"So, do you want to go to where my brother's body is? No problem, go and defeat the fire cloud evil god! Go and take the mental hospital, oh hehe......"