"Why did you go back to Chang'an? Where's your wife? ”

"You, why do you greet other people's wives as soon as you meet, what do you think of her?"

Yun Chu shook his head and said: "That's your forbidden body, I don't dare to have any ideas, the main thing is that you are a Tubo who went with your relatives, and now that you have run out, you naturally have to ask the hostess's opinion." ”

Helan Minzhi smiled: "She's coming soon, mainly because a subordinate has made a mistake, she is cleaning up, and she should come over to make amends after a while, I hope you can spare this favorite slave." ”

Yun Chu smiled heartily: "A small thing, a small thing, who can not make some mistakes, just change it." ”

After that, he warmly invited Helan Minzhi to enter the official party for tea.

After entering the official house, Helan Minzhi looked left and right, and said with emotion: "When we parted, this was like this, and now, when I return, there is still no change here, but this pot of old plums on the window seems to be more and more vigorous......"

Yun Chu put a piece of rock sugar in Helan Minzhi's teacup, patiently roasted the dates, and when the tea in the small teapot was ready, he poured the strong tea into the teacup, and saw that the tea was just over the rock sugar, so he raised his glass and invited him to drink.

"When I was in the Western Regions, I heard that you entered the Western Regions from the Kunlun Mountain Confucius, and I thought that I could reunite with old friends and drink a cup of tea, but as a result, you turned around and went to Xiao Bolu, and you missed it."

Helan Minzhi is very good at drinking this kind of canned tea given by Yun Chu, taking a sip of tea in his mouth, so that the bitterness of the tea, the sweetness of the rock sugar and the burnt aroma of the dried fruit are fully integrated in the mouth before swallowing.

"When I was in Chang'an, I thought that the whole world should be Chang'an, but later I was reprimanded to Lingnan, and I felt that the whole world should be Lingnan, until I went to Tubo Yangtong and found that Chang'an is Chang'an, which is very different."

Yun Chu refilled the tea for Helan Minzhi, and said softly: "If you don't leave Chang'an, how can you know the size of the world, how can you know the vastness of the sea if you don't go to Lingnan, don't go to Yangtong, I don't know how high the sky is, then, after you went to Xiaobolu, did you feel that the land was good, but it was encroached upon by the generations of local chickens and dogs, so that there was no place for heroes and heroes such as us?" ”

Helan Minzhi nodded and said: "That's it, I have been fighting all the way from north to south since I was a child, and I didn't even meet the enemy of Yihe, my children took what they wanted, although they killed people in the city, Xiao Bolu praised my wisdom everywhere, and countless people were willing to follow me to fight and fight."

Yu Chu, since you also feel the same way, why don't you go to Yangtong with me, you and my brothers join forces, even if it is the position of Tubo Zampu, our brothers can also ask about the importance. ”

Yun Chu took a sip of tea and said: "I hate savages, I hate lice all over my body, I hate sleeping in a tent like a pig, and I hate those rough and dirty food, even the beauties there even break their legs and wait for me, it makes me have no interest."

So, Helan, that's your world, although Tubo has a vast territory, it's still too crowded to put two heroes. ”

Helan Minzhi shook his head and said, "What about the ambition of the eldest husband? There is a high sky, Yu Chu can soar, there is a wide land, Yu Chu can take off thousands of miles, and the heroes in the chest are satisfied, as for the children of jade silk beauties, it is just an ordinary thing. ”

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "I can still clearly distinguish between three years of heroism and thirty years of peaceful life. ”

Helan Min said with disdain: "For a moment, such time is better than a hundred years of mediocrity. ”

Yun Chu laughed and said: "That's because you lived your mediocre life like hell, naturally there is nothing to be nostalgic about."

I am different from you, my wife is virtuous, my children are well-behaved, my friends are loyal, and my neighbors are friendly, I will not have too many days like this for another hundred years, who has the time to accompany you to the plague, death, and dirty Tibet.

Okay, don't persuade me. ”

Yun Chu was already trying his best to talk to this guy in a way that was in line with the mental patient, but the mentally ill person in front of him brought himself into Cao Mengde's character and couldn't extricate himself.

If these words are continued, if they are heard by Li Zhi'an's spies in the county government, they will inevitably be in trouble.

Helan Minzhi sighed and said, "I've not had a good time in Yangtong recently.

I originally wanted to spend ten years to stabilize my roots in Yangtong, but as a result, Dunzhu didn't have the patience, and poisoned his two high-ranking uncles, poisoning them to death, and several of her cousins came to her trouble, and she pretended to say that she didn't do it, and as a result, people got witnesses.

I had no choice but to help Donzhu kill her six cousins, and her father was angry and wanted to expel the couple from the sheep, and then Dunzhu stabbed her father to death.

Not counting the stabbing of her own father, Dunzhu also sent someone to kill her brothers and sisters, and finally gouged out her mother's eyes, locked her in a pigsty, and threw a few filthy slaves in...... (Taken from the year of Zhangxiong)

After learning about this, the Qinling led the army from Luo to Yangtong, but I had no choice but to leave Yangtong with the six tribes that obeyed me.

In the end, Dunzhu is too impatient, she should continue to be patient, and it will be appropriate for me to do so after I win over more tribes. ”

Yun Chu realized that he was a person who had seen the world, and after listening to Helan Minzhi's narration at this time, he still felt that his brain was buzzing.

However, he soon came to his senses, and the one in front of him was not a good stubble, and when he left Chang'an, he also basically killed all his relatives except Wu Mei......

Working with such a couple, Yun Chu felt that it was far from enough to just open one eye when sleeping, he should be covered with armor all over his body, swords, guns, crossbows, arrows, gunpowder bullets and other things should be held in his arms, and he must also hold an antidote bottle with the stopper on his mouth, so as to ensure his own life.

"Where are all your armies now?"

"In Little Boru."

"Both of you are gone, who will help you take command of the army? Aren't you afraid that they mutiny? ”

"They won't mutiny, Dunzhu said, those people are very afraid of us, even if we are not there, they will be obedient, they will not dare to mutiny, and they will not dare to run away."

"I think they've mutined now, or run away."

"It's impossible, they're too scared of Dunzhu."

Yun Chu was speechless, he felt that he was a very confident and enlightened person, but compared to Helan and Dunzhu, it was far from enough, he really didn't know where the self-confidence of these two people came from, but considering that these two people were crazy, he figured it out.

Because, for crazy people, there is no right or wrong, they just need to have an idea, and they will carry it out consistently.

"When we left, we told the tribesmen that they should do whatever they wanted in Little Boru, and that it was best to kill all the people in Little Boru, so that the land, pastures, orchards, and houses of Little Bolu would become their belongings, and if a slave killed enough of the little Boru, we also intended to free them from slavery and become a glorious warrior......"

Continuing to listen to Helan Minzhi's explanation, Yun Chu began to believe that their subordinates might not defect, because they were the only ones who would give the Tibetan slaves a chance to change their fate.

If you don't talk about state affairs and serious things, the conversation with Helan Minzhi is a very pleasing thing to the eye.

He told Yun Chu the interesting story of his visit to Yangtong, and told Yun Chu about the beautiful scenery of Yangtong, the cattle and sheep, and the grand ceremony of worshipping the heavens held by the Yongzhong Sect there.

Especially when Helan Minzhi began to sing the ballad of sheep with his deep voice, Yun Chu fell into it for a while and couldn't extricate himself.

Seeing that noon was coming, Yun Chu was going to set up a banquet at the county government to entertain Helan Minzhi, after all, he was a friend from afar, and the etiquette that should be had was indispensable.

When Dunzhu arrived, it was welcomed by the whole Wannian County, mainly the woman who was still wearing fur in Chang'an in June, and there was only one Dunzhu.

This, combined with the fact that the woman was six months pregnant, caused her to look like a ball.

Yun Chu turned his head to Helan Minzhi and said, "Congratulations." ”

Helan Minzhi looked at Dunzhu happily and said to Yun Chu: "This is the third child, I hope to be born safely." ”

Yun Chu said: "You should take Dunzhu to the Imperial Medical Department to check it out." ”

Helan Minzhi shook his head and said: "Dunzhu said that the first two children did not stand, it was Xinrao Zhuoma (Wisdom Mother Goddess) who was punishing her, this time she sacrificed enough slaves, enough barley, enough cattle and sheep, Xinrao Zhuoma will be satisfied." The child will also be born safely. ”

Yun Chu listened to Helan Minzhi's words and looked at this guy deeply, and now, he couldn't tell whether this guy was really crazy or not.

The water spilled by the married daughter, and the married son is basically the same reason, he wants to do things in Yangtong, which is in line with the interests of Datang, but Datang's support for him is limited to this, as for Datang to send troops to help him, from the perspective of Li Zhi's personality, it is absolutely impossible before there is no major good news or situation.

Therefore, Helan Minzhi came to Datang for help, it was a trip in vain, in this case, why did he still come, for now, he really loves Dunzhu, a crazy woman, and brought her to Datang to give birth.

"There is currently a stable woman in the Datang Imperial Medical Department, named ......"

"Zhang Sanniang!"

It was not Helan Minzhi who answered Yun Chu, but Dunzhu who smiled like a flower.

I don't know how this woman grows, Helan Minzhi was made a rough man by ultraviolet rays on the Tubo Plateau, but Dunzhu is different, her face is still red, if you don't think about her killing her family, this is undoubtedly a Gesang flower stained with plateau sunshine and rain and dew.

"I have a slave here, a native of Wannian County, who just came back from the Western Regions, and heard that his father was killed, so this guy killed more than a dozen people on the other side in the dark, and he is a big hero."

Dunzhu pulled out a man in Tibetan robes from his ranks, and if this person did not speak, there was basically no trace of the Tang people.

Yun Chu smiled and said: "Yes, yes, it doesn't matter if you make a mistake, you will still be a good man in the future." ”

Dunzhu said with a smile: "That's it, that's it, there are not many of you Tang people like this, only those who have drunk the Tubo snow landscape have such ambition." ”

As he spoke, he stepped forward to praise this man for a few words, but he was gently pulled aside by Helan Minzhi and whispered something, which made Dunzhu laugh.

"Why kill people?" Yun Chu smiled kindly.

The Tang people who looked like Tibetans said: "They killed me Aya." ”

"You Aya participated in the fight, and it doesn't matter if you die, not to mention that the paper workshop also lost a cow to your family."

"I don't care, they killed me Aye."

"Your patriarch, your mother, your brother, and your brothers are not pursuing this matter, why do you still go to the paper workshop to kill people?"

"They killed me, Ayer."

Yun Chu glanced at the companion behind this person and said, "They are also involved, right?" ”

"Well, they only helped me control the wind, and I killed those people with my own hands."

Yun Chu said with a smile: "Killing people indiscriminately in Chang'an is to pay for your life. ”

"I don't care, who let them kill me."

Yun Chu looked up at the noon sun in the sky, at this time, the sun was fierce, and it was a good time for execution.

(End of chapter)