Chapter 52 The old immortal itself is a big pill that cures all diseases
The contradictions in the emperor's family were finally calmed down because of Sun Simiao's cowpox technique, and at the same time, Li Zhi also forbade Wu Mei from wanting to sacrifice at the Fengzen Taishan Conference through cowpox.
Li Hong felt that he could further become the son of heaven, but as a result, the emperor and the queen of heaven did not allow it, so he could only be the crown prince at present.
For the three of them, this incident was just a small turmoil, and for Zhong Kui, it was a catastrophe.
Of course, for those corpses that were buried or discarded by the emperor's personal guards, their deaths seemed worthless.
Fortunately, God loved Zhong Kui, and gave him the mind of a wise man, and also gave him a beast-like body.
Although he was scarred, he still walked back to Zhongnan Mountain from Luoyang. He didn't dare to walk during the day, because passers-by would always think that he was a mandrill, so he could only rush at night, even so, on the way from Luoyang to Chang'an, there were still rumors of drought rays, which were spread by people who saw Zhong Kui hurrying at night.
During the day, Zhong Kui could only curl up in the grave, feeding himself with a few offerings, and at night, if he encountered a beast, Zhong Kui would catch it and drink blood.
When he reached Zhongnan Mountain, even he didn't feel like a person anymore, more like a ghost.
When Yun Chu and Wen Rou saw Zhong Kui, he was eating meat in a big gulp, the meat was pork, but the pork he ate was extremely sloppy, that is, after killing the pig and disemboweling it, he threw the hair into the fire and burned it, and after the pig skin was burnt black, he could eat it with a knife.
The pork skin is charred black, and the inside is bewitching pink, and after a while, Yun Chu and Wen Wen saw that he had eaten more than two catties.
When Yun Chu came, he brought a lot of delicious food, but unfortunately, Zhong Kui didn't look at it, after this incident, Zhong Kui's appetite changed a lot.
Ghosts should eat blood food, and only people eat those exquisite foods brought by Yun Chu. What happened to Zhong Kui, Yin Erhu said clearly in the report, but the two of them didn't see Zhong Kui in the corpse pit, thinking that Zhong Kui was dead.
In the battle of Qixiaguan, in the Daomen, only Zhong Kui really participated in the battle, and the object of his battle was the queen's Qianniuwei.
Fighting, fighting, another group of people came, obviously Hualang disciples, after they came, they killed a lot of Taoist priests without saying a word, even if there were many Taoist priests who had dropped their swords and surrendered, they still killed very energetically.
Until finally a group of men in black came and carried out an indiscriminate massacre of them with crossbow arrows. He saw that Ye Fashan was captured, Zhang Guo was captured, and Li Chunfeng was captured, he fought hard and wanted to rescue them, but the few remaining armor soldiers took the opportunity to create a lot of wounds for him, and he fell to the ground from exhaustion.
Until he was thrown into the corpse pit, Zhong Kui didn't understand who Daomen had provoked, and he would be hunted down by such a powerful group of warriors.
It can be said that if Zhong Kui is a ghost now, he is also a lake ghost.
"What will I do in the future?" Wen Rou was obviously seduced by Zhong Kui's greedy eating, and grabbed a chicken from the food box brought by Yun Chu and started gnawing on it.
He felt that Zhong Kui's eating appearance was full of wild beauty, so his appearance of nibbling on roast chicken was also extraordinarily rough.
"Let's figure out if I'm a human or a ghost first." Zhong Kui felt guilty about the two of them, so he ate a lot of food.
In the face of people like Zhong Kui, Yun Chu naturally wouldn't complain about why he didn't consult them before going to Luoyang.
After all, Zhong Kui is a completely free person, and people also have their own ideas and goals, and it is normal to talk about it or not, discuss it or not.
"Don't eat it, if you eat it again, you'll die." Yun Chu saw that Zhong Kui was still eating, so he handed over a wine jug.
Zhong Kui took the wine jug and took a big sip and said to Yun Chu: "In the future, don't rely on your high martial arts skills, you will be paralyzed and careless, when a group of armor soldiers rushed over, there was no blade in hand, and individuals couldn't stop it at all." I was able to escape death this time, it is likely that someone deliberately let me go, you have to be careful in the future. "Yun Chu Dao;
"The armor who injured you was Qianniuwei, and the person who killed those Taoist priests was Hualang disciples, and the last person who killed Qianniuwei with Hualang disciples and Taoist priests was the emperor's personal guard, led by Zuo Chun, a dead eunuch. Also, Zhang Guo was cut by the emperor with a thousand cow knife, Luo Gongyuan was also cut open by a thousand cow knife, Ye Fashan committed suicide by poisoning in order to leave a whole corpse, but it was still cut by the order of the furious emperor, I heard that the bodies of these three people are still placed by the emperor in the Luoyang Imperial Medical Office, and the medical workers have hollowed out their internal organs and stuffed with incense, the emperor hopes that the three of them can be resurrected and go to him for trouble, Zhong Kui, do you think there is such a possibility? Zhong Kui shook his head and said, "No." Gently spit out a chicken bone and said with a smile: "Li Chunfeng said that those three people are already in the immortal class and will not come back." Yun Chu said: "Do you hate the emperor?" Zhong Kui shook his head and said: "The people sent by the emperor are not to kill me, at the beginning I even had a chance to run, but I didn't run myself, I had to fight with the people in the view, but in the end I found out that I was the only one who really wanted to fight." The emperor even spared my life when I was seriously injured and fell to the ground, you say, where do I have reason to hate the emperor? Gently glanced at Yun Chu and said, "This person's brain is already broken." Zhong Kui finally stopped eating pink pork, patted his head and said, "It's not that my brain is broken, it's that this world is broken." When I tried my best to help the Daomen reach a new level, they thought I was a good fool. When I defended the gate with my life, they surrendered on their knees, and watched me fight alone, and finally I was thrown into the pit like carrion. When I felt that I had died a well-deserved death, I was lucky enough to come back to life only to find that my personal immortality did not help the outcome in any way. Back then, the emperor humiliated me in every way because of my ugliness, which made me lose confidence in the world, so I devoted myself to the Tao. Now, the Tao has made me bruised all over my body, and no one cares, Yun Chu, you will treat me as a powerful ghost in the future, a powerful ghost who can eat ghosts. "When a weak woman bursts into tears, it will always make people feel a little pity, and when a scholar with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes bursts into tears, it will make people feel pitiful...... Normally, when a bearded man bursts into tears and lets the tears drip down his steel needle-like beard, people's first reaction is to laugh.
However, Yun Chu and Wen Rou not only can't laugh now, but also have the urge to cry with Zhong Kui.
Zhong Kui cried with great sincerity, he did not hide his sadness, let the tears flow freely, and helplessly stretched out his hand towards Yun Chu, hoping that Yun Chu could save him again.
Yun Chu grabbed Zhong Kui's hand, sniffled and said, "Change your clothes, tidy up your hair, and I'll take you to see what the real Tao is." With a gentle smile, he took out an extremely sharp dagger from his sleeve, and shook the dagger and said to Zhong Kui: "For so many years, I have always wanted to clean up the messy beard on your face and the grass-like hair on your head, and now, I finally have the opportunity." So, under a slim soaphorn tree, Zhong Kui lay naked on a bamboo chair, his whole head was exposed outside the recliner, gently washed Zhong Kui's hair with warm water, and proudly knifed Zhong Kui's head.
The dagger made of Uzi steel lived up to its name, and the blade fell everywhere. Gently pick up the dagger, put it in front of your mouth and blow gently, and the stubble on the blade, the hair slag will naturally slip off.
"Real hair-picking breakage! It's still the beard of a real man like Zhong Fool. Yun Chu looked at Zhong Kui's hairless head and face and nodded: "After removing the beard, Zhong Fool looks just ordinary ugly, and the reason why he used to look ugly is that his messy hair and beard on his face will bear sixty percent of the responsibility." Zhong Kui naturally doesn't care about the of his parents, at this time, the people who can make him really trust are Yun Chu, Gentle, Di Renjie, if these three people betray him again, he will definitely have no motivation to continue to live.
Therefore, as a top martial artist, when the sharp dagger in Gentle's hand slashed across his head, throat, eyes and other parts with a chill, Zhong Kui didn't even blink his eyes.
When Wen Rou began to clean Zhong Kui's egg head with warm water, he couldn't help but sigh and said: "Such a fool, if you don't bully, I'm really sorry for Lao Tzu's ideal of always being quite a bad guy." Zhong Kui rubbed his bald head with his big hand full of scars and smiled: "It's so cool." Yun Chu, gentle laughed together, not because of what Zhong Kui said, but laughing at his weird egg head, Yun Chu's shaved head would be a braised egg, and gently shaved his head would not be considered a little nun, only Zhong Kui's bald head was in a weird mountain shape, which was very individual.
However, it also made Zhong Kui's ugliness become eccentric and funny. Therefore, when the three of them walked into Chang'an City, Zhong Kui attracted a lot of attention and was pointed at.
Just this change made Zhong Kui happy, because no one dared to look at him more before, and there was no child who didn't cry when he saw him.
It's good now, a beautiful girl in a pink gauze dress was lying in her father's arms, pointing at Zhong Kui's head and not knowing what to say, causing their father and daughter to coo and laugh together.
Zhong Kui made a grimace at the little girl, but the little girl still didn't cry, but laughed louder.
Speaking of which, the huge Chang'an City has finally accepted Zhong Kui's ugliness, which is the manifestation of the bearing of a top big city.
A person as smart as Zhong Kui immediately understood that what Yun Chu said was actually these, he had hoped to integrate into the big group all his life, and now, he had done at least half of it, and he would no longer scare crying children...... Although the weather was hot, there were a lot of children on the street, and their goal was basically the same, to go to the hospital.
The old fairy spent all his personal savings, and even packaged and sold the house he lived in, just to cultivate cowpox.
Cowpox is only found in cows' milkhouses, and for this reason, the old fairy got more than 100 cows, just to cultivate cowpox.
Chang'an Left-behind Mansion is very rich, ten thousand years, Chang'an and two counties are also very rich, it stands to reason that it is not impossible to give the old fairy some money to buy cows.
Unfortunately, the government's credibility is not enough for the people to allow them to plant pox on their children. The credit of the old fairy can be ...... The old immortal was also unwilling to transfer the crisis of failure to the government, everything was done by himself, his own money was not enough, so he sold Lao He's house, and Lao He's was not enough, so he sold the houses and family property of the rest of the medical officers of the Imperial Medical Department.
No one complained, no one showed any dissatisfaction, and there were even people vying for the opportunity to sell their property.
When Yun Chu, Zhong Kui, and Gentle arrived at the Tai Hospital, the old fairy in a pure white robe was flicking his tongue and making a strange sound, the purpose was to attract the attention of the child in front of him, and his left hand, holding a small needle knife, dipped it in a white jade bottle, and quickly stabbed into the child's arm, and before the child felt the pain, the pox had ended.
The old fairy took out a piece of yellow rock candy from the plate next to him and stuffed it into the child's mouth, which had begun to deflat, and casually threw the used needle knife into the anti-poison that had opened a small mouth next to it.
After the child's parents thanked him for their kindness, the old fairy raised his head and said to the family of six waiting at the door: "Next." ”