Chapter 61 frees up the battlefield for Li Hong
After Wen Rou heard that his aunt and Zhong Kui got along very well, she set up a whole floor in the best flower house in Pingkangfang, and invited Yun Chu, Di Renjie, Zhong Kui, Lao He of the Imperial Medical Department, and Lao Huang of the Gongmen Bureau to find a rough reason to conduct a small-scale internal gathering.
The reason is to give Zhong Kui, a man who insulates women, a premarital education.
Yun Chu didn't believe in this reason for being rotten, he was more inclined to be gentle and wanted to go, but he just pulled his own group to cover it up for him.
It's very suspicious to go to Hua's house alone, and if a group of people go, it's slightly better, whether it's Yushi's side or his wife's side, it's easy to explain.
Naturally, it is interesting to go to Pingkangfang after dark.
Therefore, Yun Chu changed his clothes in the evening under the nagging sound of Yu Xiurong.
"What can't be discussed at home, in the official office, but you have to go to Hua's house? The concubine body heard from Gongsun that there was no good woman there. ”
Yun Chu put on a soft wing webbed head, but was replaced by Yu Xiurong and replaced it with a soft wing webbed head inlaid with a piece of white jade.
Yun Chu put on the green shirt, and Yu Xiurong took off the leather belt and replaced it with a jade belt.
Yun Chu hung a fragrant wood pendant on his belt, and was replaced by Yu Xiurong with a jade pendant of mutton fat and white jade.
As for the boots on his feet, Yun Chu didn't plan to wear them by himself, because they would definitely be replaced by Yu Xiurong.
Sure enough, Yu Xiurong put on the black leather six-fold boots that Yun Chu only wore when he went to court, and the main feature of this kind of boots is a noble and generous, which is made of seven pieces of leather and only six seams.
Others wear light soft boots in the summer as long as they don't appear on important occasions, and some people there will wear these long leather boots.
Looking at Yu Xiurong, who was squatting on the ground to help him put on his boots, Yun Chu said helplessly: "Are you worried that I won't be able to get athlete's foot?" ”
Yu Xiurong didn't answer, pulled Yun Chu up from the chair, looked up and down, left and right, and thoughtfully dipped a handkerchief in some water to tidy up the two mustaches on Yun Chu's upper lips, and then said with satisfaction: "That's good." ”
Yun Chu looked at his bright dress and said incomprehensibly: "I'm going to the Qinglou for a banquet tonight, if you dress me up like this, you're not afraid of being caught by the goblins in the Hua family?" ”
Yu Xiurong looked at his work with satisfaction and said: "The people in the Qinglou are a group of very sensible women.
I like to be a wealthy businessman with a lot of money, and as for a person like my husband, who is a noble person at first glance, I will only serve carefully, and I will never get entangled. ”
Yun Chu glanced at his still handsome face in the bronze mirror and said, "Why, is it that I am not liked by others." ”
Yu Xiurong hugged Yun Chu's waist, put his head on his neck and said intoxicatedly: "They know that everyone likes a beautiful man like Fujun, but it's not something they can like."
Under normal circumstances, a beautiful man like Fujun has a jealous tigress behind him, and once they are targeted by an unreasonable rich tigress, they will never end well.
Those women who are in the twilight of Qin are smart. ”
Yun Chu smiled: "I remember that in Qinglou, your husband still has some reputation, and everyone likes to ask me to compose poems." ”
Yu Xiurong pouted and said: "That was when the husband had not yet been crowned, and now, the concubine dares to bet that absolutely no Qinglou woman dares to find her husband to write poems." ”
Yun Chu laughed, patted Yu Xiurong's little face and said, "I want to see it tonight." ”
Yu Xiurong's face changed, and he immediately shouted outside: "Liufei, you follow Master Hou tonight." ”
Yun Chu watched the bloated Liufei appear at the door and couldn't help but say, "Shouldn't it be Fat Jiu who followed?" ”
Yu Xiurong gritted his thin teeth and stuffed Yun Chu's horizontal knife into Liufei's arms, and said, "Just go to Liufei, Feijiu can't be trusted." ”
"Whose man goes to the Qinglou with a servant woman...... Or such a fat servant woman...... I'm going to be laughed at......"
Yun Chu muttered and left the house, and Liufei followed tightly with the horizontal knife, it seemed that she was going to stay an inch tonight.
Before leaving the house, Li Hong, who had changed into clothes, suddenly appeared, followed by Xiao Siye, who was more than two meters tall, and another sturdy man in black.
"Master, I'll go too." Li Hong flicked the tail of the ponytail behind his head and followed.
"Go, go, that's not the place for kids, and how do you know?"
"Today, I watched Zhong Kui teach Li Si to play with a stick, and I heard from him that he is different from the master, he is an honest gentleman.
Also, master, I've grown up. ”
Yun Chu shook his head and said: "If you go, you are just making trouble for everyone, and then you will be happy, our group of people are all scared, and we can't play, so if you want to watch singing and dancing, let's watch it in the East Palace." ”
"It's boring in the palace."
"Xu Jingzong's house has a scene like a naked woman riding a donkey across the overpass all the year round, you might as well go and see it."
"I'm not going, I want to see singing and dancing, not naked women."
"Look, let's say you haven't grown up, you still don't believe it, whose man goes to the Qinglou to watch singing and dancing, we all go to see the beauty."
Li Hong was a little disappointed, although he was the crown prince, his freedom was restricted, if Yun Chu dared to take him to the Qinglou today, within three days, Yun Chu's reputation would definitely stink, and it was the kind that had been stinky for thousands of years.
I had no choice but to disappoint Li Hong.
Pingkangfang is actually on the edge of Dongshi, if Yun Chu is willing to make the county government of Wannian County a little higher and stay on the second floor, he can see those bewitching women in Pingkangfang.
Gentle was the first to come as the master, and when Yun Chu arrived with Liufei, Gentle had been lying on the slender legs of a singer for a long time.
When he saw Yun Chu coming in, he waved his hand casually, even if he said hello, but when he saw the six fatties behind Yun Chu, his eyes became strange.
Clapping his hands, a young bustard came out behind the curtain, and after the old bustard met Yun Chu, he affectionately took Liufei's hand and said: "My sister looks really rich, tell my sister, how can I eat like you, now, Chang'an has begun to become popular with fat beauties......"
Don't look at the old bustard as a lowly person, when it comes to the ability to climb close, it is not comparable to people like Liufei who have been in the kitchen for a long time.
Just a few words, Liu Fei talked very warmly with the old bustard, but what they said, Yun Chu didn't hear it.
The wide hall was covered with a thick wool carpet, the kind that could sink half of the foot when stepping on it, and a circle of two-foot-high slides was laid on the carpet, and with a gentle wave of his hand, a pot of wine slid down the slide rails to the front of Liufei and the old bustard.
"Thank you for the wine." The old bustard got up and bowed, and the beautiful, smooth back was exposed from the wide collar, so to speak, since entering this room, there are attractions everywhere.
When Di Renjie came, he was carried in by two beautiful singers, and when he saw Liufei there, he immediately took his hand off the singer's shoulder, and then looked at Yun Chu's eyes and became sharp.
The old bustard naturally saw Di Renjie's unhappiness, picked up a huge wine bottle and said to Liufei: "The first time I saw my sister, let's have a drink." ”
Liufei was about to get up to say hello to Di Renjie, but when he saw Di Renjie sitting beside Wen Wen, he ignored her, and drank the wine bottle.
The old bustard quickly filled the wine bottle again, Liufei had never drunk such a delicious sweet wine on weekdays, and he drank it all again.
Gently glanced at Liufei's already red face, picked up the wine glass and said to Di Renjie: "How late it is." ”
Di Renjie said: "It's even more disappointing to come early. ”
Yun Chu smiled: "I don't blame me, it's arranged by cosmetic care, I promised her before, and family affairs are under her control, including me." ”
Di Renjie disdained Yun Chu's explanation, and said to Wen Wen: "Gu wine invites, what is the matter?" ”
Gently laughed and said: "Brother Zhong Kui's good things are coming, lest he follow in the footsteps of Xue Wanche, so the banquet will open his eyes." ”
Di Renjie nodded and said: "Yes, back then, Xue Wanche and Princess Danyang got married, and they didn't sit at the same table for a few months, crying to Emperor Taizong, only to know that although this person is brave and champions of the three armies, he doesn't understand the affairs of men and women, you have this worry, of course." ”
Yun Chu sneered and said: "Nonsense, Xue Wanche is the son of Xue Shixiong, the former general of the Sui Left Imperial Guard, since he was a child, the servants and maids in the family are like clouds, and there must be no shortage of teachers and masters, how can he not understand the affairs of men and women?"
Also, Zhong Kui is probably the one who reads the most among our group, and he is not a fool, how can he not know? ”
Although Yun Chu's analysis was very reasonable and gentle, Di Renjie and the two of them couldn't hear it, so they heard Di Renjie say: "I just don't know if the woman here will accept Brother Zhong Kui." ”
Gently raised his glass and laughed: "Even if the women all over the world dislike Brother Zhong Kui, here, Brother Zhong Kui will definitely get the best comfort, because I gave a lot of money tonight." ”
Just as the three men were interacting obscenely, Liufei made a coo and fell headlong on the low table, while the old bustard put away the drunkenness he had performed and regained his flower-like smile.
Clapping his hands gently, two women who were stronger than Liufei came out, carrying the drunk Liufei and placing it behind Yun Chu.
"Anti-poison with a hundred flowers of nectar, the big bull also fell back." Raise your glass gently and proudly.
Yun Chu stroked the horizontal knife in his hand and said, "What are you going to do tonight?" ”
Gently sighed and said: "There are some strange people here, they are ready to fight each other, I think after thinking for a long time, I feel that I can't stop them, I need to let them do their own thing, so I will gather all the big guys together, so as to give them a chance to launch." ”
At the beginning of Yun, Di Renjie knew that all the strange people who came out of his gentle mouth were either the emperor's people, the queen's people, or the crown prince Li Hong's people.
The reason why they are strange is that these people can do anything in the open, but they have to cover their faces and do some unsightly things.
Li Hongren is in the Yun Clan, which is a safer place than the East Palace, so Yun Chu doesn't care about those strange people.
Clapping hands gently, a group of musicians and singers with various instruments came out from behind the curtain.
As soon as the timbre got up, Yun Chu whispered to the gentle: "Do you have to disgust Master Xuanzang and me here?" ”
Laughing softly and silently, a gentle female voice sounded in the hall.
"Mandarin ducks and amphibious butterflies fly together, the garden is full of spring and makes people drunk, and quietly asks the holy monk, is her daughter beautiful......"
(End of chapter)