Chapter 130 is dirty, and the Tang Dynasty is worthy of its name

There are many ways to prove that a person is smart, but it is very difficult to prove that a person is stupid, because there is a limit to being smart, and there is no lower limit to being stupid.

There are endless examples of smart people pretending to be stupid in the history books, and most of them are successful, and stupid people pretending to be stupid are simply performing in their true colors, who can tell the difference.

Zhou Xing hated to torture people, but in the face of Yun Chu's request, he did not refuse, after Yun Chu left, he found Li Yifu, who made him lose face, and ordered someone to insert a funnel into the valley road of Li Yifu, and poured ice water with ice ballast into it.

Two hours later, Yun Chu knew everything he wanted to know.

Huang Tong is a Bashu Daba Mountain people, because the ancestors are operating cinnabar mines, it is inevitable to deal with the associated natural mercury of cinnabar mines, after a long time, the family began to have a scene of poor heirs, to Huang Tong's generation, still fertile men, only Huang Tong is left.

Seeing that the Huang family was about to become an heir, he happened to meet Li Chunfeng, who was observing the mountains and water in Shuzhong, Li Chunfeng said that this was their family's mining for several generations, which led to the death and injury of the miners and countless ghosts, which led to the Huang family's heir, and the life of the Huang family's heir has been formed, and it is difficult to change it.

Under the bitter pleading of the frightened Huang family, Li Chunfeng told them that the reason why this matter is difficult is that it is difficult to ascend to the sky, who can be called heaven in the Tang Dynasty?

Li Zhi is the only one!

Since Li Zhi is heaven, who would dare to climb on his head?

Don't worry, there is another solution to this matter - that is, to find a woman who Li Zhi once slept with, this woman may have ascended to the sky when he was upside down with Li Zhi, if the Huang family can find a way to get such a woman and let Huang Tong marry her, in this way, he can borrow the emperor's Tianwei to steal a glimmer of life for the Huang family.

Things have come to this point, and it is still a fantasy, because the women who have slept with Li Zhi are now in the palace, and other palace ladies may be released from the palace when they reach their age, and women who have had physical contact with Li Zhi can only die of old age in the palace.

Fortunately, the Huang family has been mining cinnabar for many generations, not to mention the great business of the family, and it is also very prestigious in the Daba Mountain area, knowing that this matter is extremely difficult, the Huang family still did 100% of the effort, and under the continuous entrustment, this matter finally came to the desk of Li Yifu.

At that time, Li Yi's mansion was monstrous, and Li Zhi slept with countless unfavored palace women, plus the Huang family was willing to supply all the cinnabar and mercury needed for the Qianling Tomb that Li Zhi was building for free.

After reporting to Wu Mei, with the acquiescence of Li Zhi, Huang Tong handed over his charming wife to Li Yifu and sent it to the palace to replace the palace maid, and then handed over the palace maid to Huang Tong, which was so successful.

It may be that Li Yifu also felt that this advantage was a bit big and guilty, so he gave Huang the title of a miscellaneous scholar......

After listening to Zhou Xing's introduction, Yun Chu swallowed a big mouthful of saliva, looked at Zhou Xing and said, "You deal with this kind of secret all day long, aren't you afraid of a short life?" ”

Zhou Xing said with a smile: "There is not much difference between living for 80 years and living for 8 years, the former is like grass and trees, and the latter is as brilliant as a meteor, and a certain family still likes the latter." ”

Yun Chu said: "I want to know now, did that palace girl give birth to a son to Huang Tong?" ”

Zhou Xingdao: "The effect is excellent, I gave birth to a son and a daughter in four years, which just makes up a good word." ”

Yun Chu swallowed a big mouthful of saliva again and said: "I have to admire Li Yifu, I have accepted money from others, that is really able to do things." ”

Zhou Xing smiled and said, "The prince doesn't know ......"

Without waiting for Zhou Xing to tell the pickled matter, Yun Chu quickly stopped: "The Huang family has a big business, and it is not easy to have an heir, so don't spread some bad rumors." ”

Zhou Xing laughed, stroked his short hair and said: "Compared with the people of Chang'an, there are so many stupid people in this world, and how ugly the truth is, Junhou, if you want to be a clean person, you should go back to Chang'an, this pool of muddy waters, leave it to people like me to go." ”

Yun Chu sent Zhou Xing away, this guy has lived in Chang'an for a long time, and he has seen Chang'an change from a dark color to a brilliant appearance today, plus he is a native of Chang'an, and when Chang'an's economy was thriving, he naturally had a strong tolerance for the bad side of Chang'an hidden in the dark.

After he left the relatively fair and prosperous city of Chang'an, it was really unpleasant to look at, and it was not suitable to look anywhere, just like a civilized person stepping into the wilderness.

Therefore, Zhou Xing loves Chang'an and is proud of it.

Gentle, Di Renjie listened to Yun Chu's relay, the two of them were immediately stunned, and only came back to their senses after a long time, and said softly: "Your Majesty's woman can also exchange it for money?" ”

Di Renjie's face was the most ugly, and it took a long time to catch his breath, patted his chest and said, "It's so boring." ”

Yun Chu smiled, patted the shoulders of the two lost companions and said: "Actually, it's good, this is called asset replacement in business, and what you don't need is a treasure in the hands of the person who needs it." ”

Gently shook his head and shook off some bad thoughts in his head, and said to Yun Chu: "Since this Huang Tong's stupidity was connived at by others, Zhao Chengtian went to arrest Huang Tong, how should we deal with it?" ”

Yun Chu came to the table, picked up a pen and wrote a line on a fold and showed it to Wen Rou and them.

Gently and softly recited: "Your Majesty, Chen Yun Chu said: Yanshi County is extremely stupid, I am afraid that it will be a big thing for Your Majesty, and I ask Your Majesty to change another talent." ”

Wen Wen thought for a while and wrote on the fold: "Chen Wen Wen said: Yanshi County is Luoyang, the place where Bianzhou is to be rushed, even if you can't send a tiger to defend it, you need to send a fierce dog to guard the door, and you can't send a pig to ...... anyway."

Yun Chu saw that Di Renjie also had the intention of complaining, so he hurriedly stopped him and said: "Chang'an can't do without us, even if Your Majesty is angry when you see this secret letter, at most you will scold us, you are different, if you really anger Your Majesty, it will not be good to send you to Yazhou to investigate the case." ”

Di Renjie dropped the brush and said: "If this absurdity continues, the country will not be a country." ”

Yun Chu said with a smile: "So, many times, it is up to the people to get some ideas for themselves." ”

Di Renjie frowned and said, "Your cooperative can really do this?" ”

Yun Chu pressed his hand on the table and whispered: "Twenty years of forbearance and silence, twenty years of watching the miracle." ”

Nodding gently, he felt that what Yun Chu said was very right, the political layout is definitely not an overnight thing, it needs to be slowly laid as an adult, and now the seeds are planted and harvested in twenty years, which is already considered fast.

Zhao Chengday, the exposed commander of the hundred cavalry, moved very quickly, before dark, Huang Tong had already been arrested, and Huang Tong's family members were also arrested, but the family members did not come quickly, they were guarded by the soldiers, and they came slowly in a carriage, and it is estimated that it will arrive at noon tomorrow.

Yun Chu was also the first time he had seen this Huang Tong, just by taking a look, Yun Chu saw the symptoms of heavy metal poisoning from his bulging two eyeballs and slightly trembling hands.

This kind of performance looks very similar to hyperthyroidism, but in fact it is not, the reason why Yun Chu said that he had symptoms of heavy metal poisoning was entirely because he was still two meters away from this guy, and he smelled his strong bad breath, and if Yun Chu broke his mouth at this time, he would see serious oral erosions in his mouth.

Yun Chu's understanding of work-related injuries is still relatively profound, and before he became the director of the sub-district office, he was mainly responsible for the declaration of work-related injuries for a long time.

For a person who could pollute the entire tent with one mouth, Yun Chu immediately lost interest in talking to him, and waved his hand to signal Zhao Chengtian to take him away as soon as possible.

In fact, the big things have nothing to do with Huang Tong's client......

After Zhao Chengtian took Huang Tong away, he came back quickly, and when he came in without speaking, he accompanied the smiling face and kept interfering with Yun Chu.

Think about it, I was a good soldier in the barracks, and suddenly one day I was called into the tent by the commander and revealed his identity as a secret spy, which was a great failure for the secret spy.

The reason why the secret spy is important is that others don't know your identity, his main job as a military Sima and secret spy is to monitor the boss, now, now the boss knows it, and he still spies on a fart, he now only begs his superiors in Gubaidu to help him hide a thing or two, and he also hopes that the prince can pretend that he doesn't know anything.

Yun Chu said solemnly: "Continue to do your thing, how to do it before, and how to do it in the future, you are the secret spy of the Hundred Cavalry Division, and you are part of the law of the imperial court. ”

Zhao Chengtian whispered: "The last general arrested people this time, using the name of the military Sima, and I also ask the general to forgive him." ”

Yun Chu sighed and said: "Okay, the matter has come to this, that's it, you will send Huang Tong's family to the Bianzhou Chinese army camp in my name." Don't let anyone know. ”

When Zhao Chengtian heard this, he was like being amnestied, and repeatedly promised that Huang Tong's family would be sent to Bianzhou safely.

Huang Tong's matter came to an end, Yun Chu, Gentle, and Di Renjie were not in a very good mood.

The emperor had a rare boost this time, and wanted to calm down the biggest hidden danger of the Tang Dynasty since the founding of the People's Republic of China in one go, but he didn't expect that in terms of high-level aspects, the emperor thought very well, although the means were a little more poisonous, on the whole, the benefits outweighed the disadvantages.

However, in terms of lower-level execution, the start was so bad, which was completely unexpected by Yun Chu, just like Wen Wen said, Yanshi County was the first place to be opened during the emperor's eastern tour, in order to have a good start, the first stop is not too much to put an important minister like Li Jingxuan in Yanshi County for two years, who would have thought that the tiger of the Manchu Dynasty, the vicious dog, did not send a pig.

(End of chapter)