Chapter 141 The cow does not drink water and presses its head
Taking advantage of the fact that the mother and daughter looked at each other, Mama Chun hurriedly ran away.
She knew very well that even if the important things Li Si said were very important to the queen, looking back, there was still no way for her to escape the queen's punishment, because she brought someone into the queen's bedroom without permission.
can only hide away for the time being, and when the queen is not so angry, maybe she can be whipped less, or she will not be whipped at all.
In the past, the work that Mama Chun most hoped to do was to go to the East Palace to be a personal mother for the prince, taking care of the prince's diet and daily life, the prince has a good temperament, he will not scold her at every turn, will not beat her, and will not deduct her food because her body is fat.
Now, when Li Si has grown up, Mama Chun feels that it would be good if she could be a personal grandmother for Princess Anding, it must be a job with little to do, leisure, more money, and abundant food.
Anyway, whether it is a personal mother for the prince or a personal mother for Li Si, it is 10,000 times stronger than being a personal mother for the queen.
Sometimes the queen would pinch her when she was angry, and sometimes she would fall asleep beating her legs, and she would prick her with a hairpin and scratch her nostrils with peacock feathers...... When the sneezing saliva hits the queen, the queen will be angry again...... Mama Chun felt that she might be the most beaten mama in the entire queen's palace.
Anding is destined to be the eldest lady of the Yun family, when the time comes, she will definitely live in the Yun family, not any princess's mansion, all these years with the queen, what kind of palace has Chun Mama not lived, in his opinion, what kind of palace is not as good as the big courtyard of the Yun family, as long as you push open the corner door on the side, you can see dozens of cauldrons cooking all kinds of meat...... Not to mention the smell of meat, there is meat as high as a mountain in the basket next to it.
Thinking of this, Mama Chun couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, and when she saw that the queen's female official was anxiously walking around the door of the dormitory, Mama Chun went over and said to the female official: "You guys retreat." ”
The female officer wanted to ask, but when she saw Mama Chun's fat face drooping, she retreated.
Mama Chun is afraid of the queen, but she is not afraid of the rest of the people in the palace.
When the female officials left, Mama Chun regretted it again, because she didn't guard the door for the queen, she wanted to run again...... After thinking about it, she decided not to run away and to keep the door for the queen.
Therefore, she sat on the threshold of the gate of the dormitory, there was a fire dragon in the palace, and there was a cool breeze outside the palace, cool, and it was just right for the gate to be lukewarm or hot.
It's the itchy scalp of the wind.
She likes the bald appearance when she is in the Ganye Temple, not to mention cool, but also easy to wash, every morning when washing her face, a handful of water by the way and the head is washed together, can be refreshing all day, unlike now, long hair piled up, three or two days without washing it is greasy, but if you wash it every day, it is too troublesome, and you don't do it for half a day, and it is easy to catch a cold.
The scenery outside the Bianzhou Palace is excellent, even in the cold winter season, there are still two long-necked cranes with their feet tied to each other outside the palace and shivering, looking not like cranes, more like two chickens.
Seeing that the crane was frozen like a chicken, Mama Chun felt sad, a long time ago, when she guarded the door for the queen and the emperor in Ganye Temple, she didn't have such a good threshold to sit on now.
Most of the time, she looked more like the two cranes that were frozen like chickens.
But the emperor is greedy and happy, and he always doesn't leave when he comes......
"Bang"
Mama Chun was thinking about it when she was excited, fart. Someone kicked him in the thigh.
Turning to look, I heard the queen scolding: "What are you thinking about? ”
Although fart. was kicked and scolded by the queen, even if she couldn't see the queen's face on the ground, just listening to the voice, she knew that the queen was in a good mood, so Mama Chun got up with a smile and saluted the queen: "Congratulations to the queen, congratulations to the queen." ”
Wu Mei said strangely: "What is there to congratulate?" ”
Mama Chun smiled like a flower and said, "The queen hasn't been so happy for a long time, so naturally she should be congratulated." ”
Wu Mei may be really happy, and she plucked a hairpin from her head to reward it to Mama Chun, but she felt that it was inappropriate to stretch out her hand halfway, and said to Mama Chun: "I will go to the treasury to pick a hairpin in a while." ”
Mama Chun really doesn't care much about hairpins or something, she has a small box containing 100 hairpins of various precious materials, all of which are given by the queen.
"I want it too!"
Without waiting for Mama Chun to thank her, Li Si came out from behind Wu Mei and asked the queen for a reward, so the hairpin that the queen had just plucked from her head changed hands and went to Li Si.
Wu Mei saw that the hall was empty, so she said to Li Si: "You said that your master Yun Chu, just relying on a small Yellow River-like thing, speculated that someone wanted to use Ling Xun on the Yellow River to harm Your Majesty?" ”
Li Si lowered his head and played with the hairpin and said: "Yes, yes, the master said, this is just a simple example of the impermanence of the gods, although it is just a peep in the tube, but as long as the time, place, people and various factors are taken into account, even the peep leopard in the tube can at least know a rough idea, and finally, combined with various news, after integrating it, a big difference will be obtained."
Ying Gong said that this is the temple calculation, I am impatient to learn this, it is too troublesome. ”
Wu Mei's face twitched and asked, "So, your prince's brother went to your master and learned this thing?" ”
Li Si shook his head and said: "It shouldn't be, my master is worried that the prince's brother has suffered an unjustified disaster, and wants him to go to Zhengzhou to avoid trouble, and what to learn is secondary." ”
Wu Mei sighed and said, "What a group of loyal ministers and filial sons. ”
Li Si looked at Wu Mei and whispered: "Didn't the kid come, he still came on a horse, a bumpy fart along the way. Pain. ”
"You came to tell the queen mother about these things, does your master know?"
Li Si shook his head and said: "I don't know, when I went to the master's military tent, I saw the secret recital he wrote to my father, and I thought that the queen mother might not know that there was such a thing, and I was worried that the queen mother was in danger, so I copied a copy and showed it to the queen mother." ”
Wu Mei sighed and said: "The big tent of the Chinese army is where you can enter if you want to, and the reason why you can see it should be what your master is willing to let you see."
This matter is really not good to say in the recital, I can only inform Your Majesty that there is danger in the form of a secret recital, and ask Your Majesty to leave the dangerous place of Bianzhou as soon as possible.
Perhaps, this time the queen mother will lead you to the love of master and apprentice.
However, your master is a strange man, and there is an endless stream of new knowledge in him, so you should try your best to learn, and once you succeed, it will definitely be of great benefit to you in the future. ”
"Where did I learn - just the current nine homework has exhausted me, besides, my interest is in making money, and I am not interested in those who have no messy knowledge, who loves to learn, I don't learn."
Wu Mei couldn't help but clench her fists, raised her hand and smashed her fist on Mama Chun's bun, smashed her bun off, and said to Li Si: "Good royal princess, you don't learn so much useful knowledge, but what kind of businessman do you want to learn, what do you think?" ”
Li Si helped Mama Chun straighten her wig, and said with a pout: "I'm learning arithmetic, physics, geometry, biology, and geography, if I can't learn these things, it's useless to learn anything else, and I can't learn it." ”
"Let me ask you, what kind of knowledge do you give to Xian'er, Dan'er's wooden ox and flowing horse?"
"Physics and geometry."
"Not agency news?"
Li Si shook his head and said: "No, the child is the princess of the Tang Dynasty, and if she doesn't learn to dig pits and frame people, according to the master's words, it's too low-level." ”
Wu Mei glanced at Li Si and said, "In that case, you said that a high-level one came out to the queen mother." ”
Li Si said with a smile: "Master said that the essence of physics lies in "observing things and understanding reason, from things to reason", and also said that the essence of the application method of physics is: using models to describe nature; Expressing the model mathematically; Experiment to test the model.
Then, to achieve the goal of one reason, all reason, and then, when looking down on all things, there is a certain method and path, not to confuse people, not to make people deviate from the avenue, can let people go directly to the essence of things.
My master also said that the model was too crude and the data was incomplete, which led to a large deviation in the results of the deduction. ”
Wu Mei muttered for a while after hearing this; "Does your master still accept apprentices?"
Li Si glanced at Wu Mei and shook his head and said: "No, the master said that there are too many disciples, and he can't teach them, once there is a fallacy in the process of teaching, it will harm the eternal and poisonous." ”
Wu Mei sneered and said: "Yun Chu himself is not a person with a saint's heart, let alone taking care of the eternal future, he doesn't accept apprentices, I'm afraid he doesn't accept royal apprentices, right?" ”
Li Sidao: "There are two royal apprentices now. ”
Wu Mei said disdainfully: "The prince is Yun Chu's disciple, you gave it away." ”
Li Si said indifferently: "In the future, it will be my knowledge." ”
"Can you fight for Yu contouring?"
"Don't fight, sooner or later it's all mine."
Wu Mei sighed and said: "When it comes to temperament, you are the most worthy of me, as long as it is good, I want anything." ”
Li Si shook his head and said: "There is still a difference, Master said, whether it is power, money, or materials, it only makes sense if you start using it, and it makes no sense if you don't use it."
In general, power, money, and materials are all good things, as long as they are used well, they can effectively promote the improvement of people's living standards, and can make people improve from the life of beasts to a real life belonging to people as soon as possible.
Master also said that being well fed and clothed is just the minimum requirement for human survival, and that there are countless levels to climb on top of this, and when we solve the problem of being fed and clothed, we can move forward to the goal of being a higher, faster, and stronger person.
Master also said that if power is only used to control, oppress, drive, and plunder others, the essence of this power is black, and sooner or later it will encounter people like Chen Sheng and Wu Guang, and finally be overthrown. ”
Wu Mei frowned and asked, "Did your master ask you to tell these words to the palace?" ”
Li Si shook his head and said: "No, the master said that you are the wife of your father and the mother of the prince, no matter what you do, it is the responsibility of your father and the prince, it is a royal family affair, and it has nothing to do with him." ”