Chapter 163 The Ambition of Mama Chun
After Yun Chu finished eating the venison, he took out a crystal clear gourd-shaped medicine bottle from his arms, poured out four soybean-sized pills with a strong medicinal fragrance from it, and swallowed them with water.
Mama Chun looked at the medicine bottle in Yun Chu's hand with an anxious gaze, and almost did not hesitate to reach out and ask for it.
Yun Chu was not stingy, poured four into her hand, and Mama Chun swallowed the pill with lightning in her mouth.
After swallowing it, seeing Yun Chu leaning lazily on the back of the chair and seeming to regain her breath, Mama Chun also found a small soft couch to sit on, and stuck out her tongue like a puppy and gasped.
"Since you know that this venison is inappropriate, why do you still eat it secretly?" Yun Chu asked lazily.
Mama Chun said: "If the venison is fine, I will earn it by stealing it, if there is something wrong with the venison, if you eat it and die, I won't be able to live, so it's better to eat it together." ”
Yun Chu said: "I mean, before you sent the venison over, you ate it secretly. ”
Mama Chun said: "If there is anything wrong, whether you eat it or not, I will definitely die, if I die, whether it is the queen or you, what else can I do?" You can't cook me in a big pot and eat it, you know, I'm poisoned. ”
Yun Chu picked his thumb and said, "You don't want to say that you don't want to poison me to death, right?" ”
Mama Chun smiled: "You are a strange person, it's a pity to die." ”
Yun Chu got up and hugged Mama Chun, he could obviously feel that the body of this ordinary-looking and somewhat fat middle-aged palace maid was a little stiff, and after letting go of her, Mama Chun was still standing there stiffly.
Yun Chu smiled, put the beautiful jade gourd medicine bottle in Mama Chun's hand and said, "In the future, take two pills before meals." ”
Mama Chun's face was red and about to smoke, and she muttered, "Antidote?" ”
Yun Chu said with a smile: "The person who knows the most about poison in this world is Sun Shenxian, and under Sun Shenxian is me, for me, the so-called Heding Red is red arsenic, the so-called broken intestine is the hook kiss, and the so-called pulling medicine is Nux Nux, as for the poison, the old fairy said that it is a non-existent thing, most of them are adding some aconitum juice to the wine, and it is regarded as poison."
Therefore, the highly toxic substances that can be added to food are nothing more than plant toxins and mineral toxins, and independent biological toxins are generally difficult to preserve and do not have much use effect, unless they are bitten by live poisons.
Whether it is Hedinghong, or Broken Gut San, or Traction Medicine, it is a standing medicine in Chang'an's big pharmacy, and I can tell it from the taste even if I close my eyes, so it is not easy to poison me with poison.
However, I have recently had some old research, and found that after mixing mineral toxins with plant toxins, a new mixed toxin can appear, which has the advantages of minerals and plant toxins, shortens the poison time, and if necessary, it can also control the poison time through the mixing ratio of the two toxins, and even control the pain that people endure, such as prolonging the time of spasms, the time of convulsions, or the pain of feeling like a flame for a long time, which is very magical.
If you are short of poison in the future, just ask Princess Anding for it, she has more poison in her hand than I have, and it is more complete. ”
No one had ever said such terrifying words to Mama Chun, and the special stimulation that Yun Chu had just brought to her after being hugged by Yun Chu quickly subsided from her body, and she covered her mouth with her hands and said, "I just want to know if the venison we ate just now is safe?" ”
Yun Chu shook his head and said, "It's not safe." ”
When Mama Chun heard this, her face was like earth.
Yun Chu continued: "Venison has a bad taste, so when stewing venison, you must add chicken broth, soy sauce, pepper water, cooking wine, refined salt, sugar, and it is best to add some sea vegetables, and then add venison, simmer for an hour and a half after boiling, and then boil it with a fire when the venison is cooked...... In this way, the stewed venison will be delicate and timeless.
The venison that the queen asked you to bring was obviously inappropriate, not to mention the firewood, the taste had not yet entered, and the most important thing was that the deer tendons were not cooked and stuffed. ”
Mama Chun grew up and looked at Yun Chu in a daze.
On the way back, Mama Chun held the gourd-shaped medicine bottle that Yun Chu gave her, her face was red, since there was no danger, the feeling of Yun Chu hugging her appeared again.
The night breeze was very cool, but Mama Chun felt hot, her face was flushed, her legs were a little weak, and her feet seemed to be stepping into the clouds.
Put the medicine bottle on your nose and smell it, Yun Chu left a faint pear smell on the medicine bottle and even overpowered the taste of the pills, thinking of this, Mama Chun poured out a pill, chewed it slowly, the pills were not bitter at all, and a lot of bee candy was added to them.
Mama Chun didn't know how she got back to the queen's bedroom, and when she went in, the queen hadn't slept yet, so she looked up at Mama Chun and said, "Yun Chu thinks very highly of himself, why did he sleep with you?" ”
Mama Chun hurriedly shook her head and said, "No." ”
Wu Mei got up slowly, raised her hand and stroked it with her fingers on Mama Chun's eyebrows, and saw that Mama Chun's eyebrows were not messy at all, so she nodded and said, "I knew that I should send a beauty to go, since it is not chaotic, who is your youthful appearance for?" ”
Mama Chun hurriedly said: "When the slave maid went in, the prince had just finished washing. ”
Wu Mei nodded understandingly: "Oh, that's right, as long as it's a woman, there is no one who doesn't like a man like Yun Chu, let alone a woman like you who doesn't even know what a man is."
It's a pity, you're old, and you're ugly, giving you to someone like Yun Chu is not a reward, but an insult, otherwise, I really want to fulfill your little thoughts. ”
Mama Chun said: "The slave maid just wants to accompany the queen, and she doesn't want to go anywhere." ”
Wu Mei nodded and said: "Also, with your temperament, if you leave me, you will be bullied there, it is better to keep it and let me bully it yourself, so that you can live better."
What's the matter, Yun Chu ate the venison? ”
Mama Chun nodded again and again: "I ate it, that is, the venison is too firewood to be delicious, and I stuffed my teeth, and jokingly said that the queen should cook the cook." ”
Wu Mei said with a smile: "Yunchu is a good delicacy, he has the name of Yiya, his advice should be listened to, come and beat the cook who boiled venison to death!" ”
Immediately, a palace man took the order and left, and Mama Chun hurriedly said, "The prince is joking." ”
Wu Mei smiled: "When you laugh, you are telling the truth." ”
Seeing that Mama Chun was still worried about the fate of the cook, Wu Mei said again: "Did Yun Chu hesitate to eat venison?" ”
Mama Chun said: "No, sit down, pick it up and gnaw it, but after eating the venison, I drank a few pills." ”
Wu Mei sighed and said, "He believes that Bengong doesn't have the intention of killing him, but he's not sure that Bengong won't harm him, so he swallowed some antidotes, right?" ”
Without waiting for Wu Mei to ask, Mama Chun took out the bottle of medicine and showed it to Wu Mei.
Wu Mei did not take the medicine, but instructed the palace people to take the medicine bottle and go to the imperial doctor to distinguish it.
After a while, the palace people replied: "Imperial Doctor Liu said that this thing is a big hawthorn pill, which specializes in treating symptoms such as loss of appetite, indigestion, and abdominal distension caused by food accumulation. ”
Wu Mei took the medicine bottle and pulled out the stopper to sniff it, and sure enough, there was a smell of hawthorn, so she threw the medicine bottle to Mama Chun and said, "It's very suitable for you to take, you didn't ask Yun Chu, aren't you afraid of the poison in this venison?" ”
As soon as the words came out, he saw Mama Chun's two eyes glaring at the boss, so she waved her hand and said, "I know that I sent the wrong person, but if I send someone else, Yun Chu will not allow them to go in late at night." ”
Mama Chun's eyes widened and said, "The slave didn't report it, and no one stopped her, so she went in directly." ”
Wu Mei nodded with satisfaction and said, "That's because Yun Chu is defenseless against you, you can change someone and try it directly." ”
Mama Chun lowered her eyes and said, "Is it true that the slave is so ugly that others can not care about the defense of men and women?" ”
Wu Mei touched Mama Chun's round chin and said, "It's just Yunchu and them, next to me, I can't wait to marry you and go home." ”
Mama Chun couldn't help but smile a little.
Wu Mei said angrily: "It looks like I still want to get married." ”
Sleeping in the barracks is the most boring way to sleep in the world, even for a minister of the guard like Yun Chu, the bed he slept on was only two feet wide, and the military tent was cold and messy because of the ban on fire.
Yun Chu got up at dawn, and after washing with the cold river water, he began a new round of morning inspections.
Under the bright sun, any kind of scenery will become more beautiful.
When he got up, the soldiers in the barracks had already started their morning exercises, and the content of their morning exercises was very simple, that is, a simple queue to run, and then they were to nail wooden stakes into the ground with wooden mallets, running to improve endurance, and smashing wooden stakes to exercise strength.
When tens of thousands of people ran naked, shouting trumpets, it was naturally dusty.
When the sun rose a foot high, the internal guards opened the most central walled city of the military wall, and the officials who stayed in this humble palace city last night came out slowly with a yawn, and only Yun Chu walked inside.
After greeting some familiar officials, Yun Chu came to the side hall of the Beast Skin Hall where Li Zhi lived.
Just after breakfast, Li Zhi, who was walking with the giant bear, saw Yun Chu coming, so he beckoned to the past, the giant bear didn't like Yun Chu very much, turned his head and wanted to leave, and after being kicked by Li Zhi, he obediently squatted on the ground.
"You killed someone last night?"
Li Zhi asked with interest.
"I violated the fire ban and didn't listen to the advice."
Li Zhi looked at Yun Chu and said, "Why don't you kill Gongsun Changli Liwei?" ”
Yun Chu said: "Sin does not lead to death. ”
Li Zhi shook his head and said: "The next time I have such an opportunity, I will kill him, early this morning, you were the first to enter the inner city, and the people impeached you for your flying and domineering performance entered my palace last night." ”