Chapter 355: Hei Hanhan Wants to Be Loyal
"What's not a daddy?" Chu Cheng looked at this big and stupid guy and couldn't help but be speechless for a while, "Don't you have a father yourself?" ”
According to human language habits, this should belong to the family ancestral greetings, once the exit is a light lip and sword keyboard output, and the heavy is the street pk real Kombat. In short, most of the expressions are hostile, not very polite.
As a result, I didn't expect this product not only not to be angry, but actually said happily: "Yes, yes, there was no one before." But from today onwards, there will be again. ”
Chu Cheng: "......"
And that's not all. I saw this simple big guy shaking his head, and continued: "Actually, there were before, and I naturally had a father when I was born."
But then I got stronger and stronger, and one day he couldn't beat me. Do you think I can make someone weaker than me be Lao Tzu? Naturally not, right?
So from then on, we swapped each other, and I came to be a father and he was a son. ”
Chu Cheng: "............"
Ah......h Suddenly I don't know what to say.
It stands to reason that people are foreigners, this is what people have been like since ancient times, and outsiders are not qualified to intervene in anything. But to say that, it still feels unusually raw......
No, it doesn't matter.
Chu Cheng realized that he had missed the point, and promptly pulled the topic back, saying, "What were you doing there just now?" How did you find this place? ”
"I don't make it."
Hei Hanhan picked his head: "Some people in the clan say that the Astral Void is going to hold a Raush sub-conference, which must be very lively." My dad ...... Oh no, my son told me that if we could be the first to enter the temple, our whole clan would take off just around the corner.
I am born with divine powers, and I rarely suffer when I fight with people. In addition, I am a well-known Zhiduoxing in our clan, known as Wisdom and Bravery, if I go out, I will have a good chance of winning this reward, so I came to ......"
Chu Cheng was silent.
Both brave and resourceful...... Is it?
It's just brave, after all, I just found that this brute force is really strong. With the new all-alien armor, he can't bear the power of the Mark series, and if he doesn't transform into an anti-Hulk, he really can't fight head-on.
But if this is what their whole clan has the best brains for, then this kind of clan strength talent must be full. Otherwise, Chu Cheng couldn't imagine how such a whole clan of reckless people could get mixed up to this day.
"Oh yes, it's far worse than you." The Levy Giant shook his head, "Rao is my scheming and supernatural power, but my intelligence and strength are still too much worse than yours. In the past, I didn't believe my son talking about like there is a sky outside the sky, but now I believe it, so now you are a father and I am a son. ”
As he spoke, he showed a smile that was somewhere between innocent and innocent.
"With your father, as a son, naturally I don't want to fight the idea of the Rausch Temple. But if you have anything to do with your son next, just ask me!
When I went back, I told the clansmen that although I didn't get to the temple this time, I recognized a new father, and everyone must have been very happy. Hahaha......"
Chu Cheng: "............"
At first, he wondered for a while that this thing could be a wise and foolish thing, deliberately pretending to be crazy and stupid to fool his subordinates into showing mercy, but then he remembered that our armor has a lie detector?
But if this person's mouth and father call are half false, the new all-different battle armor's sensitive lie detector black technology will inevitably have a response.
However, when a lie detector was conducted on "whether it is true" for each of his words, the response given by the Warframe was invariably, "yes", "yes", "yes......
Tie Hanhan, the identification is complete.
"You still haven't said how to find this place...... Chu Cheng is already a little weak, "It's not about this planet, it's about this camp." ”
"Ahh
The Levi giant was stunned, and his eyes began to wander: "Hmm...... Oh, yes. It's been after I came to this planet, uh...... Suddenly, I had a flash of inspiration, keenly noticed the clues, reasoned carefully with clues, shrewdly followed the vine, and used all my ingenuity and insight, and finally found the villain......"
For the first time, the polygraph began to pop out of the "no", "no", "no" prompts.
However, there was not even a need for instruments, as could be seen from the flickering eyes and tone of the thing. It can be seen that this black Hanhan IQ is really not good at lying, so he almost slapped the word "falsehood" in the face.
This was the Levier giant's first lie so far, and it was in the part of how he had come to the camp. Maybe it means that he has someone else behind him, or maybe he has something to do with the commander of the legion.
In short, it's greasy.
"Looks like someone wants to fire a recoil gun again."
Iron Man's five fingers opened, and the palm that was almost attached to the opponent's head began to accumulate. And this is not a bluff, Chu Cheng knows that this black Hanhan has a hard enough brain and can't die if he eats a shot, if the other party is grinding and doesn't plan to confess, he doesn't mind giving him a few shots to appetize first.
"Oh no, don't be angry, Dad, I say!" Hei Hanhan had just realized the power of the recoil cannon, and said with a sad face: "Actually...... Actually, I just forgot the place after landing.
Every road in this hellish place looks similar, and I lost my direction after three or two turns, and when I came back to my senses, I somehow saw a camp here.
When I looked up, I found that it happened to be these crumbs called Canter. I think of my dad...... Ah no, my son said that there was a wanted man in the Cantel crumb, and he said he was ...... Anyway, it looks like something has been done. If you can catch him, it will be very beneficial, anyway, let me come out and pay attention. I didn't expect to run into ......"
Chu Cheng pondered for two seconds and asked, "So, it means that you are lost...... Got lost here? ”
Hei Hanhan nodded like a chicken pecking rice. 、
"So what did you just lie to me about?"
"Because...... Because I'm afraid that if I get lost, my father will think that I am not smart. He shook his head, "Eh, it's actually that I'm not in a good state today, and then this broken road is already difficult to walk......"
Chu Cheng was silent.
What do you say......
It's like believing your pig brain if you don't get lost.
Then enter the Iron Man helmet with a built-in first-person view, polygraph interface. I saw that the lock frame was locked on this black Hanhan's body, and lines of "yesyesyesyes" were constantly brushed out next to him.
Suddenly, I felt like a lie detector was mocking the intelligence of this thing.
I asked a few more questions about the assembly of this temple, rumors, etc., but all came to nothing. But Chu Cheng was not surprised, he didn't expect this Han Han to know anything. The reason why this question is completely routine is as if an ARPG player always has to talk to each NPC at least once when they get a new map, which is purely a player's self-cultivation.
When this Hei Hanhan so willingly recognized his father and shouted for allegiance, Chu Cheng once had the idea of sending him a cane.
After all, Hei Hanhan can indeed fight, not to mention anything else. Although there are no fancy abilities, it's not bad as a pure warrior, and it's not bad to have a powerful fighter with an uncertain future.
But when I thought about it, it was really hard to have no brains. Considering the nature of the next operation, it may be inconvenient to move with such a large man, so I will give up for the time being.
Feeling that this guy didn't have anything to want, Chu Cheng didn't want to waste any more time. But as soon as Iron Man took off into the air, the black man was anxious and wanted to keep up, but although he had amazing brute strength, he couldn't fly, so he was so anxious that he yelled and begged his new father to bring him.
"Wait for my signal." Iron Man said as he lifted off, "I'll call you if there's a need." ”
Hei Hanhan was in a hurry, looked left and right, and his eyes quickly fell on the corpse of the legion commander who was thrown aside, and his heart moved, shouting: "Bounty!" Your bounty! ”
"Oh that, it doesn't matter."
Iron Man rose in the air and said casually.
"I've got you."
Anyway, Chu Cheng's purpose was just to kill the legion leader, and he wasn't interested in any wanted bounty. He then had to go to the temple to have a look, so naturally it was inconvenient for Iron Man to run around on his shoulders.
"Huh? Send me? ”
Hei Hanhan watched Iron Man disappear into the sky, looked at the black dots on the horizon, and then looked at the corpse at his feet, and opened his mouth.
This new daddy...... It's too good for me, right?