Chapter 32: Killing Yourself
Yun Chu felt that Mama Chun's appearance of rolling her eyes was actually quite good-looking, but Wen Rou and Di Renjie wanted to vomit.
In any case, as a man, being unreciprocated by a fairly beautiful woman can be regarded as a kind of success.
The appearance of the twenty-eight-year-old Chun Mama is better than that of a twenty-eight-year-old woman who is more than ninety or nine years old in the Tang Dynasty.
It's just because she follows Wu Mei all day long, and she always looks very obscene, so others think she doesn't look good.
Such a misunderstanding, even God can't stand it.
Just after Mama Chun left, the heavy rain suddenly stopped.
To be precise, a gust of wind blew in the heavy rain, so much so that the wedges of the tent that had been nailed to the crack in the stone were pulled off, and the tent was swept away by the wind for nine days.
At the same time, there were many tents swept away by the strong wind, and while everyone was waiting in the rain for bad luck, it stopped raining in the sky, and first the thick dark clouds were torn open a gap, and then a round of red sun jumped out of the sea of clouds.
Then, Lu Dunxin, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites who was poured into soup chicken by the rain, knelt on his knees, put his hands to the sky, and roared madly: "God bless the Tang Dynasty, the sky is as people wish, Your Majesty, longevity is boundless, longevity is boundless."
Soon, everyone knelt in the rain and shouted along with Lu Dunxin.
Seeing that the emperor was about to come out, there was only Yun Chu outside, gentle, Di Renjie and the three of them were standing, and Di Renjie was the first to kneel. At the same time, Yun Chu was gently dragged to his knees.
"God bless the Tang Dynasty, Your Majesty has no borders······ Do you two fools kneel down and don't want to live anymore?"
"God bless the Tang Dynasty······ I'm looking for a mat, and I'm getting wet."
"I'm ····· in a puddle."
When Li Zhi, who was wearing a crown of heaven, came out of the palace, a rainbow appeared behind him, making this guy look like a fairy.
Li Zhi looked up at the sun, saluted the Eastern Emperor, then turned around, let the rainbow hang behind his head, waved his sleeves and said, "Zhongqing is flat."
Lu Dunxin, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites who was like a soup chicken, immediately straightened his chest, grabbed the white jade belt with both hands and said loudly, "The ceremony is over!"
When the rainbow came out, it wouldn't go down for a while, and Li Zhi didn't want the rainbow to leave him, so he stood under the rainbow and bent down to face the sun again: "Worship the Eastern Emperor Taiyi again."
Lu Dunxin immediately shouted at the top of his throat, "Worship the Eastern Emperor Taiyi again."
After that, he knelt down first······
Gently glancing at the puddle under his feet, he whispered, "This dog thief."
Then put a pair of knees into the puddle.
Yun Chu was the same, but when he got up just now, his feet were so hard that he had already shaken out the water in the small puddle, although there was still a little water here, so it wouldn't wet his underwear.
I thought that there would be three bows when worshipping the Eastern Emperor Taiyi, but as a result, Li Zhi did not give the Eastern Emperor Taiyi this glory, he bent down twice, and the courtiers bowed twice, which was already considered to have given the Eastern Emperor Taiyi face.
It is, of course, rude to do so.
When the first emperor was still the king of Qin, they worshipped the Eastern Emperor Taiyi, since the first emperor became the emperor, the sun has been reduced from the altar of China to the second rate, and the emperor worships mainly the sky.
Heaven is the embodiment of all mysteries.
The sky can blow wind and rain, thunderbolts and lightning, and the earth can shake the mountains; There is not only the sun in the sky, but also stars, moons, rainbows, and comets. The sky is too mysterious.
The First Emperor dressed himself as a son of heaven. Since he is the son of heaven, he must sacrifice to heaven.
As for why Mount Tai is to be enshrined, it is entirely because Mount Tai was the largest mountain that people can understand during the Shang and Zhou dynasties. There are many reasons why Li Zhi doesn't care about Taishan, among them, the most important one is that Taishan is really not very big in his territory······ The political reasons for the enclosure of Mount Tai far exceed the sacrifice itself.
The sun came out, the sky cleared, and after the officials of the Si Tianjian died in vain, the sound of drums resounded throughout Mount Tai.
The Ministry of Rites Shangshu led in the front, and the emperor held a stick of incense in the back
Step by step, behind him, there was a ceremonial music procession composed of eighty-one beautiful palace ladies.
Behind the ceremonial procession was the crown prince Li Hong, who was also wearing a crown of heaven, but there was no tassel, and he was also holding a stick of incense, following the singing and dancing procession, and walked towards the altar step by step.
Behind Li Hong are twelve pairs of gold-armored warriors holding various honor guards, all of them are fat and strong, either leopard eyes and whiskers, or lion-nosed tiger eyes, they are not easy to mess with at first glance, in short, as long as they have hideous faces, they don't want to look good.
Behind the guard of honor, it was Shangguan Yi, the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty who was the three dedications, who also followed the team step by step with a stick of incense in his hand.
Behind him were eight eunuchs with dust on their arms and high black gauze hats, they walked very well, not saying a word at a time, and twisting their waists, quite a bit of wind swinging willows.
Immediately followed by the various princes of the Tang Dynasty, the prime minister of Sanpin.
Following the prince of the country and the prime minister of the third grade, are the five heroes that the emperor will focus on rewarding this time.
Yun Chu's face is like a crown of jade, that is, he has one eye black, his gentle face is picturesque, but his chin is dark and blue, only Di Renjie looks dignified, that is, his posture of walking is similar to that of the eunuch in front of him.
Wu Chenghei and Wu Sansi brothers have scary black eye sockets, stumbling when they walk, and they can only support each other so as not to fall because they can't see the road clearly.
It was also because of the poor appearance and untidy appearance that Chen Jin, the waiter of the Ministry of Rites, constantly put the five of them in the back row, lest the appearance of the five of them be disliked by the emperor, and then affect the ceremony of sealing Zen.
However, no matter how they are arranged, the five of them are all existences that affect the overall effect, so, unconsciously, they were actually made to the last row.
Behind it, there is a mighty army of women.
This army is naturally led by Wu Mei.
Wu Chengsi and Wu Sansi were in a row with Yun Chu, but they hid far away until they saw Wu Mei twenty steps behind them, and then they approached Yun Chu and them, making this row of teams more tidy.
Originally, the team led by Wu Mei should be on a par with the prince, but unfortunately, Taishan Tianjie is so wide and a little road, once the queen wants to make better arrangements, she needs some people to be able to ride the clouds.
The open space on the top of the Jade Emperor is even narrower, and it is estimated that the women dolls under the leadership of the Queen have no place to stand, and they will not be able to reach the top of the Jade Emperor.
It's because Wu Mei is behind, and they don't even dare to fart Yun Chu, let alone harm the Wu brothers.
Sure enough, they stopped in the middle of the Heavenly Street, and the sacrifice in front seemed to have begun, awakening the trombone of heaven and earth, the drum began to call hard, and a thick smoke rose from the giant ding······ The roar of the Ministry of Rites sounded at the same time.
The people in front of them began to bow down, Yun Chu they followed to kneel, if they didn't kneel, if they stood, Wu Mei behind them was equivalent to worshiping them, although Wu Mei's knees did not fall to the ground, but people's meddling etiquette was extremely standard.
Yun Chu glanced at the Wu brothers, and the Wu brothers moved out three meters away with great interest.
Seeing this, Gentle took advantage of the kneeling and said, "Something is wrong."
Yun Chu said, "Just see it?"
Di Renjie said, "The emperor arranged it?"
"Probably not, the order is set by the Ministry of Rites." "Give Lu Dunxin ten dares, and don't dare to put the queen behind the hundred officials."
"I understand, it should have been done by Shangguan Yi, or by a group of their civil officials."
"It's not the way to find death."
"They may feel that the nobles are going to be unlucky, their good days have come, first of all, they want to suppress the queen first, and not allow the harem to interfere in politics."
"Idiot, do you really think that Your Majesty is only targeting Xungui this time, not them?"
"Tell me why Shangguan Yi is targeting this palace."
"Of course, to put an end to the chicken······ Ah, the queen forgives her sins."
I don't know when, Wu Mei actually broke away from the women
's brigade secretly came behind them at Yun Chu and listened to their gossip.
With Lu Dunxin's another "salute", Yun Chu and the three of them hurriedly knelt down, and Wu Mei also pretended to meddle in the salute, but her mouth threatened: "Tell me quickly, why would Shangguan Yi target this palace!"
Yun Chu said, "There is a huge power gap in the Tang Dynasty."
Wu Mei said, "What does it have to do with this palace?"
Gently, he said, "The martial brothers have all come in, and they are worried that the benefits they will receive will be reduced."
"Nonsense, this palace just can't bear to let them continue to suffer outside, even if their Aya is not in every way, now that they are dead, can't this palace promote a few family members?"
Yun Chu said with a smile: "I think this pair of I brothers have strange bones, it seems to be a character, the queen might as well send him to Chang'an as an official, I dare not guarantee anything else, it is no problem to get two or three thousand yuan to be a rich man in a year."
"Is the face of this palace worth two or three thousand?"
"No, the queen can't raise a tall building on the ground, you know, the martial brothers are still in the pit at this time, and the cost of filling the pit must also be counted, so the price spent on them is definitely more than 10,000." qδ.net
"The face of this palace is worth 10,000?"
Yun Chu said with a smile; "When Li Yifu is here, 10,000 yuan, you can buy a thorn history, and the price is not low."
Wu Mei looked at Yun Chu and said, "In other words, you don't like the Wu brothers, and you don't like this palace, but you won't be an enemy of this palace, right?"
Yun Chu Dao; "The three ministers are on the prince, and you are the mother of His Royal Highness the Prince, what are the ministers trying to do? What's more, the prince has always been benevolent and filial, if the prince and the queen get along, how can we deal with ourselves?
Wu Mei sneered and said, "This palace believes it, since you have seen through it, then don't say it, just stand aside and watch the excitement, and after the conflict between this palace and the crown prince, we will have a long time."
Seeing Wu Mei slowly retreat to her original position, she immediately said, "What is the queen going to do?"
Yun Chu said indifferently, "Shangguan Yi, this big fish is going to die."
"Ah, when will you die?"
Yun Chu said, "I don't know, I'm going to die anyway."