Yun Chu always thought that he was the craziest one in the entire Tang Dynasty, but after getting along with each other for so many years, he finally saw clearly that gentleness was the most perverted person.

The main thing is that he doesn't like anything.

Yun Chu at least likes the sky of Datang and the simple people of Datang, gentleness and even he Aya can't look at it, if it weren't for his wife giving birth to three children that satisfied him, God knows what this person would become.

Di Renjie always said that gentleness was ten times more terrible than Li Yifu.

In fact, Yun Chu also thinks so.

Rebellion is not Yun Chu's future option at all, he feels that people like him come to the Datang world by chance just to be an emperor, which is too cheap.

What can you do as an emperor?

Can sleep many, many women, including daughters-in-law and even their own mothers?

Yun Chu felt that he was not a stallion, and he did not want to break through the taboo of human reproduction.

Or can you order the world to satisfy your own desire for power?

After being in the court for a long time, Yun Chu knew very well that the court reprimanded Fang Xuan and commanded the suave emperor, and what he said was generally the result of the courtiers' suggestions, and he was just a human-shaped starter.

Since it was not easy to come to the Tang Dynasty, who has the time to spend too much time on the flies and dogs, bring a piece of beauty to the world, and finally wave their sleeves and bury them in the soil without taking anything away?

Wouldn't this be more in line with one's original meaning?

"Don't think about bringing pain to the world, we came to this world to make this world better, not worse, isn't this the content of the first lesson we listened to in the country?"

Gentle's eyes widened and said, "Do you believe this?" ”

Yun Chu pressed his gentle face with one hand, pressed his head against the wall and said angrily: "It's because others don't believe that heroes like us have to believe it, which is why we are one level higher than them in terms of personality."

They ran wildly on the road they were familiar with, and Lao Tzu walked in the thorn forest that only Lao Tzu could walk.

They are all bastards, and they are very proud, and Lao Tzu is stabbed and covered in blood when he walks in the thorn forest, so what?

It's hard to buy money and I'm willing. ”

"Just talk as you fucking speak, don't get more excited the more you talk, and if you press it again, Lao Tzu's head will be crushed by you." Wen Rou felt that her eyes were about to fly out of Yun Chu's fingers, and hurriedly spoke.

Yun Chu hurriedly let go of his hand when he heard this, and saw a red handprint appear on Gentle's face, and wanted to help him rub it, but was pushed away by Gentle and angry: "As long as you are excited, you will forget that you have a lot of strength, right?" ”

Yun Chu glanced at you softly and said, "I can't see that you don't look angry, do you really want to be the emperor?" ”

said gently: "You should be, I will be the prime minister." ”

Yun Chu said: "You continue to be your prime minister, anyway, I am not the emperor." ”

Said gently: "You look down on being the emperor? ”

Yun Chu smiled and said gently, "Can you afford it?" ”

Said gently: "The emperor is all bastards. ”

Yun Chu smiled and said, "In that case, why do you have to let me be a bastard?" ”

"I just want to see you in that position wearing a dragon robe and sitting like a dog."

"You don't have to see it with your own eyes, I'll tell you what it feels like now, Lao Tzu must sit on it and scold all the bastards standing below, so as not to be scolded by you below in vain."

"Hahaha, yes, yes, I'll definitely think so......"

The two of them got carried away and forgot about the temple here, although the rest of the monks would not come to the Zen courtyard where they lived at all, for Master Xuanzang, they could naturally come at any time.

What he said just now, was standing in the corner of the room Xuanzang listened to a real one, he did not make a sound, twisting a pair of Buddha beads given to him by Naha in his hand, but the speed was getting faster and faster, and when his thumb twisted to the last Buddha bead, Master Xuanzang looked at Yun Chu and gentleness who left the Zen temple with his shoulders on his back, and looked up at the blue sky with a smile and recited: "There is no Amitabha Buddha...... Good, good! ”

The red maple forest outside Guangfu Temple is an excellent place to practice, there are seven or eight wooden houses standing here, at this time, it is the season of red maple leaves, and the scorched red maple leaves fall on those wooden houses, which is very charming.

Jin Yuanru, who has white hair, a red jacket and a green skirt, stands in the fallen leaves in the sky to welcome the arrival of Yunchu.

Looking at Jin Yuanru's bulging chest again, Yun Chu said: "Dare to say a lie, Lao Tzu will beat you to death." ”

Jin Yuanru rolled her eyes and said, "I've been beaten by you in this life." ”

Yun Chu said: "Where is Guo to be sealed, I will go and chase and kill." ”

Jin Yuanru said: "If I were you, I would wait for Guo Zhifeng to run to the Xi people, after the Khitan people converged, first look at the situation in the world, and then decide your own behavior, I have to say, you are in a very good position now, you can attack, retreat can make everyone envious." ”

Yun Chu looked at it and said gently: "Look, I'll just say, there is no shortage of bastards in this world." ”

With a red palm mark on his face, he looked at Jin Feiru gently, and said, "Look at it, it's all." ”

Jin Yuanru smiled: "I'm just a weak woman. ”

Gentle and didn't give a little affection: "That's a mother bastard, where did you deceive Di Renjie?" ”

Jin Yuanru said: "The last place where Guo Zhifeng appeared was in Gaotang Prefecture, I really don't know where he went, but I know one thing. ”

Seeing that Jin Yuanru was appetizing, Gentle said to Yun Chu: "Give you half an hour, can you make this woman tell the truth?" ”

Yun Chu said: "I don't like white-haired ones, but my fists may like it." ”

Jin Yuanru saw that Yun Chu began to clench her fists, so she said loudly: "Don't be ashamed, be rude to me as a weak woman, the news is what we have worked so hard to hear, and it is not possible to hear it in vain." ”

Gentle and irritable: "I'll go away, you hurry up and do something, this woman will be hungry for your body." ”

Yun Chu looked at Jin Yuanru and said, "Don't go too far." ”

Jin Yuanru said: "Are those potatoes and corn really important to you?" ”

Yun Chu listened to Jin Yuanru's words, his expression immediately froze, and he slowly released his clenched fists, and said to Jin Yuanru: "If you want my people, then, give me potatoes and corn, and you will succeed." ”

Jin Yuanru said: "I want 10,000 gunpowder bullets and 20,000 catties of gunpowder." ”

Gentleness was about to be angry, but Yun Chu pulled him aside and said, "Do you really have the kind of potatoes and corn I want?" ”

Jin Yuanru said: "You drew a picture at the beginning, and the appearance is the same as what you painted, but it is not as big as you painted." ”

Yun Chu said in the gentlest tone: "Can you take it out and let me take a look?" ”

Jin Yuanru was about to speak, when she suddenly saw Yun Chu's slightly red eyes, and immediately said, "You want to kill me." ”

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "I won't kill you." ”

Having said that, Yun Chu's body involuntarily approached Jin Yuanru, and the gentleness standing behind him could see it very clearly, the blood vessels on Yun Chu's bald head burst out at this moment, and the hairs on the back of his neck stood upside down, and even the originally loose monk's robe was windless at this moment.

Jin Feiru took out the knife and blocked it in front of her, but when she saw Yun Chu, who was like a tiger at this moment, she suddenly sighed and threw the knife on the ground, raised her snow-white chin, exposed her slender neck, closed her eyes and said, "You kill me." ”

"Give me potatoes and corn—" Yun Chu's voice became hoarse, his eyes were bloodshot, and his hands were constantly changing shapes, even under his feet, there were clear footprints one step at a time.

"Give me gunpowder bullets, give me gunpowder!" Jin Yuru was terrified to the extreme, tears flowed, and she crawled backwards with her hands and feet, but even so, she still did not flinch.

"Potatoes, is corn important, what is it?"

Gentleness called out from behind, he really wanted to wake up Yun Chu, who was fascinated by materialism.

Yun Chu turned his head with difficulty and gave Wen Rou a weird smile, and then said, "It's a vegetable, a kind of grain." ”

"Is it delicious?"

Yun Chu swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "Peerless delicious." ”

Gentle immediately said to Jin Yuanru: "Okay, let's change." ”

"A gentleman's word!" Jin Yongru almost shouted.

"Whip it up." Without waiting for Yun Chu to speak, Wen Rou agreed first.

"Tomorrow, I'll bring it to you personally."

"I don't want ripe, I want seeds, seeds that can be planted."

"Know you want seeds."

"I also want charts."

"There were no charts, twenty-six ships, 1,300 people, one island, one island and one island, for four years, and when they came back, there were only three ships left, one hundred and seven people, and they found the potatoes and corn you mentioned on a large island far away, but they didn't go specifically to find potatoes and corn for you, they had no food, and they planted potatoes and corn on the boats, and they barely came back."

At this time, Yun Chu gradually regained his clarity, nodded and said, "Yes, I'm already very lucky." ”

After that, he said to Jin Yuanru: "Hurry up and bring me the things." ”

Jin Feiru said strangely: "That thing is not delicious, not to mention, the output is also very small, not as expensive as you said." ”

Yun Chu nodded and said, "You're right, this time you took a big advantage, who wants me to take this bite." ”

Jin Yuanru said again: "We really don't know where Guo Beifeng is, but we know that Guo Beifeng still has to wait for his family to meet in Fanyang, and after the convergence, I heard that he is going to enter the Rao Le Du Hufu from Beikou and make a detour back to Yingzhou.

If you're going to kill him, you'd better leave now, you won't be able to catch up if it's too late. ”

Yun Chu smiled: "It's okay, he is actually not important, after you give me the potatoes and corn, it will not be too late for me to hunt him down." ”

Jin Yuanru glanced at Yun Chu carefully and said, "I'll rush back tonight and bring it to you, where do I get the thunder bombs and gunpowder I want?" ”

Yun Chu thought about it for a moment and said, "I'll find someone to help you send it to Baekje." ”

Jin Feiru was surprised: "So good? ”

Yun Chu said with a smile: "All the businessmen who deal with us say that doing business with us is a pleasure. ”

(End of chapter)