Li Ji was lying on a thick felt mat, bored and biting on a steamed carrot, he had recently lost two more teeth, and he could only eat this thing for now.

Su Dingfang was lying on another felt mat and drinking.

As for Cheng Biting Jin, he kept swearing at the sky. Shangguan Yi that grows in his eyes.

This was the most embarrassing escape for the three of them, even more embarrassed than when they lost the battle and were pursued by the enemy.

Lost the battle, great turn to kill back, maybe there is a possibility of turning defeat into victory, this time escape from Chang'an, but if they dare to turn their heads back, they have to relive the life of the king of the mountain in the old Wagangzhai.

"Yun Chu is also an incompetent rat, doesn't he stop Chang'an on weekdays, and when he encounters something, he can't use it, and it looks like he is just a trickster.

Known as the fierce general of the world, I bah - is there a fierce general in this world who was forced by a group of scholars to jump out of the window and jump off the wall, and still ride on the wall and beg the scholars to return to the academy? ”

Su Dingfang said depressedly: "Didn't we also run away and throw away our armor?" ”

Cheng Yanjin said angrily: "We are different, we don't want to be coerced by those brainless scholars." ”

Su Dingfang said: "What we are afraid of, do you think Yun Chu is not afraid?" ”

Li Ji shook the carrot in his hand and said, "Don't be stupid, Yun Chu is taking the opportunity to carry out his plan to vacate the cage and change the bird." ”

Cheng Yanjin said: "Who is the bird?"

You're saying we're birds?

Yun Chu wants to drive us old birds out of Chang'an City and replace them with a new batch of birds?

Why is he? ”

Su Dingfang took a sip of wine, changed to a comfortable posture and basked in the sun and said, "We birds, haven't we already run out by ourselves?" ”

Cheng Biting Jin said: "Lao Tzu's bird can be taken back when it is taken out and revealed!" ”

Li Ji sighed and said: "Don't forget that Zhou Xing, he is very powerful now, there is a rebellion of the scholars, he has a lot of reasons to arrest people now."

Moreover, as long as you ask for the guilt, it is a fucking rebellion!

This time he fell for Yun Chu's plan, he had a purpose and a plan to drive out the people in Chang'an City. ”

Cheng Yanjin was silent for a moment and suddenly roared: "If Emperor Taizong is here, he dares!" ”

Su Dingfang said: "Actually, it's not bad to end up like this, in the final analysis, Yun Chu is still merciful to us people, and he didn't want to force us to death."

Lao Cheng, since His Majesty ascended the throne, our old ministers have lost their momentum, you look at these years, basically every year there are Zhenguan old ministers who are unlucky, even if you don't count the eldest grandson Wuji, you can count the few who have a good end.

A few days ago, my wife went to the orphanage outside the city to give alms, and saw Chu Suiliang, the old guy has nothing now, but seems to have come back to life, in the orphanage is to grow vegetables, and to teach orphans, in my free time I heard that he can also make baskets.

The whole person is tanned, and he doesn't look like an old man in his seventies when he walks up.

My wife went over to see him, and he didn't have any extra reaction, and thanked my wife for the rice and grain she sent. ”

Cheng Biting Jin said: "If the old man falls to his fate, it is better to die." ”

Li Ji put the last bite of carrot in his mouth, took out a handkerchief and wiped his hands, and said: "It's not bad to stay in this Lishan courtyard, Chang'an is too noisy." ”

Su Dingfang said: "Also, always retreat step by step, inch by inch, it is better to give in directly to the end, if you are not satisfied, then there is only one way to rebel." ”

Li Ji said with a smile: "Gathering in Chang'an, a place like Luoyang is too eye-catching, it is better to scatter all parties to farm." ”

Su Dingfang said with a smile: "Then we have to wait for the children who went to the Wa Kingdom to come back, and I don't know how many slaves they can get." ”

Cheng Yanjin heard Su Dingfang talk about this matter, and couldn't help but say proudly: "I heard from the person who came back over there that he still needed to be arrested at the beginning, but later he heard that he could come to Datang, so many people took the initiative to come over and be arrested."

The first batch of slaves loaded more than 300 ships, which were already being transported to Baekje, and when those people got off the ships, they would walk for another ten months, and they would arrive in Chang'an. ”

Su Dingfang said: "The emperor did not move the land rewarded by the first emperor, although the land was fertile, the quantity was not enough, the old man felt that it was better to talk to His Majesty about replacing those lands."

The old man estimated that one acre of land near Chang'an was not too much to replace one hundred acres of wasteland in the distance, right? ”

Li Ji said with a smile: "The old man also means this, the children and grandchildren have no talents, and they can't mix with the treacherous court now, if they don't get it right, they will put the lives of the whole family on the line, and it's actually good to plant some land......"

Cheng Yanjin listened to what these two people said, and a nameless sadness rose from the soles of his feet, and he looked at the two of them and said, "Is it really only possible to farm?" ”

Su Dingfang rolled his eyes and said: "The dignified Zaifu, just at the gate of the imperial city, was beheaded by a eunuch with a knife, but no one shouted for him, in comparison, it is better to farm." ”

Cheng Yanjin roared angrily: "Farming? Isn't Lao Tzu a fool in vain in this life? ”

Li Ji ignored Lao Cheng, who was screaming, and pulled two carrots from the side of the stove, handed one to Su Dingfang, and ate it without a bite in the sun.

In the past, they were all tigers and leopards who ate meat, but now, they have to chew carrots to satisfy their hunger.

In the end, the angry old Cheng also quieted down and began to learn to eat carrots.

"I'm Aya and I'm starting to hang me up, and I'm breaking free and running."

"Then, my Aya grabbed me again, and said: Be obedient, it won't hurt if it hurts, I think he was lying to me, and I ran away again."

"Later, I'm Aya tied my hands and hung me back up, saying it was for my own good......"

"I just swing and swing desperately, and I can always reach the mouth of the copper bull with my feet, so that I can catch my breath......"

"However, later, I got tired, and several times I couldn't reach the mouth of the copper bull, and I felt sleepy......"

"I didn't dare to sleep, my aunt just dozed off, and finally fell asleep."

"You saved me, I'll be your daughter, okay? I'm filial......"

"In the past, there were always many people who were willing to let me be their daughter, but I always refused, because he didn't let me be someone else's daughter, he wanted to hang me...... I'll be your daughter in the future, as long as you don't hang me. ”

Yun Chu began to regret it after saving Shangguan Wan'er for an hour, he had never seen a little woman in the world who talked so much nonsense.

Not only does she talk a lot of nonsense, but she also buries a lot of buttons in the nonsense, not only using nonsense to prove to you that she is a little girl worthy of your adoption, but also vaguely expressing that she doesn't like her parents anymore.

Yun Chu felt that if he had such a daughter, he would probably live a few years less.

Such a little girl should be hung on the horn of the ox, so that she may not harm others in the future.

"You have to remember that your Aya really feels sorry for you, so he will hang you on the horns." Yun Chu was really out of temper when he was tossed by this little girl, so he started to speak.

With a word, she was blocked from gushing her mouth, and immediately, the two round apricot kernels quickly filled with mist, and the mist soon turned into tears, and finally turned into a waterfall gushing out.

"Wow-"

Yun Chu plucked out his ears and had to admit that this little woman's voice was really loud enough.

Before, while pretending to be an adult, the trembling hands and feet looked clear at the beginning, it was too difficult to do that for this child, obviously scared to the extreme, but he had to say that disaster in loose words, what is this for.

Children should cry when they are scared, laugh when they are happy, and pretend that they don't care about anything when they are afraid.

Yun Chu lent a leg to the poor child as an object of emotional catharsis, and gently soothed the child's thin back with one hand, so as to give the child a false safe space.

How to give children the greatest sense of security, Yun Chu learned a long time ago, and if he doesn't learn, he can't do it, because there is a small orphanage on the street under his management that needs to be taken care of, most of the children there are sick children, and a few are children whose parents are gone, or who are in prison and have no one to take care of them.

They are inferior and sensitive, but they are as stubborn as calves, and they can't enter their hearts, and Yun Chu is not a qualified social worker.

Shangguan Wan'er cried for a while, then she stopped crying very restrainedly, raised her little face covered with tears and snot, looked at Yun Chu and said, "You are my Azu's friend?" ”

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "No, your Azu has also cheated me." ”

Shangguan Wan'er said again: "Since he was cheated by my Azu, it can't be my Aye's friend!" ”

Yun Chu thought for a moment and said, "That's the case, under normal circumstances, you Aya would make a big salute when you see me." ”

Shangguan Wan'er said again: "In this case, why do you want to save me, I secretly saw it, that eunuch wanted to kill me, you protected me, he didn't seem to dare to provoke you." ”

Yun Chu took out a handkerchief and threw it to Shangguan Wan'er and said, "Quickly wipe your nose clean, it's disgusting." ”

Shangguan Wan'er caught the handkerchief and blew her nose loudly, then put the handkerchief in her sleeve and continued: "Why do you want to save me? ”

Yun Chu said angrily: "It's because you are good-looking, and when you grow up, you can sell it for a good price." ”

Shangguan Wan'er seemed to be very confident in her appearance, and said to Yun Chu seriously: "You must raise it well, raise it well, you work me, I will sneak back again, you sell it again, and you can make a lot of money by selling it a few more times." ”

Yun Chu roared: "God damn you will raise you to sell money and harm people, from today on, after you come to my house, you will eat if you have food, sleep when you have a bed, wear clothes if you have clothes, eat yourself as an adult as soon as possible, and when you have the ability to stand on your own, get out of here." ”

Shangguan Wan'er smiled, and she could see that she was really laughing this time, and when this child laughed, her round eyes were really good-looking.

"Can I call you Aya?"

"No, I have three children."

"Can I call you Uncle then?"

"No, I'm not as old as your father."

"Okay, I'll call you Uncle in the future."

"Whatever you want."

"Uncle, you can call me a ......"