"Why is it gone?"

Li Zhi listened to Wu Mei reciting the poem that Yun Chu left in the Hot Spring Palace, and when he was listening to it happily, Wu Mei's side stopped abruptly.

"That's all he wrote."

Wu Mei said after putting down the Six Hundred Miles Secret Music with a blank face.

Li Zhi said: "It's very well written, tell him not to write again next time." ”

Wu Mei frowned and said, "Isn't Your Majesty angry?" ”

Li Zhi spread his hands and said: "The Han Emperor is heavy on the country, and Yuyu has been unable to ask for it for many years, I said this sentence to him when he looked at cotton in the cotton field, but I said cotton, this two hundred and five understand wrong." ”

Wu Mei said suspiciously: "Really? ”

Li Zhi smiled: "The white, soft, and cotton in the back are all talking about cotton." ”

Wu Mei said: "There are women in the martial family who have just grown up, and they are raised in the deep boudoir and are unknown. It is difficult to give up the natural beauty, and once chose the king's side. What do you mean by these two sentences? ”

Li Zhi said: "What about you, have you ever said nonsense? ”

Wu Mei said: "That's not true. ”

Li Zhi said again: "Looking back and smiling, there is no color in the six palaces, there is such a sentence, even if there is something wrong, you shouldn't be angry, others will only say that you are vicious and scheming, is there anything wrong with Yun Chu boasting about her beauty?"

Besides, wouldn't it be better for me to indulge in your beauty than for people to say that I was held hostage by you? ”

Wu Mei said angrily: "What about the back? ”

Li Zhi smiled: "A big man is bathing in your bathtub, you don't let him think about this, what do you think?" I have you, and he can only be jealous and salivate......"

"How can Your Majesty be so filthy!" Wu Mei, who couldn't bear it anymore, was furious.

Li Zhi shook his head and said, "Yun Chu wants to make a bet with the Wu brothers, why is there no bet content behind it?" ”

Wu Mei was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly checked the secret music of the Wu brothers, and there was indeed only a bet on it, but there was no riddle.

Li Zhi said again: "According to the Wu brothers, Yun Chu rushed down from Li Mountain, his clothes were in tatters, he was in a hurry like a lost dog, and the guards around him were all gone, passing by the Hot Spring Palace, not doing anything else, jumping into the soup pool to take a bath as soon as possible, why?" ”

Wu Mei pondered for a moment and said: "There is a change in the British business. ”

Li Zhi said again: "Yun Chu probably relied on what he discovered, so he went to the hot spring palace to take a bath regardless of it, and firmly thought that you would definitely not blame him for this trivial matter."

Moreover, he also firmly believes that you will never use the hot spring pool he used again, even if you covet the water of the hot spring palace, you will definitely renovate it, so the question is, why does he think that this hot spring pool will definitely be abandoned? ”

Now, tell me what riddle Yun Chu has for you to guess? ”

Wu Mei gritted her teeth and said, "The Wu brothers don't dare to take Yun Chu's riddle!" ”

Li Zhi nodded, and said to Wu Mei again: "So, that guy was just defeated by Yinggong, I don't know why he had to take a bath, and he washed for more than half an hour, and the Wu brothers didn't dare to take the plan to get out, so they had to write a poem that can anger you and not make you too angry to remind you that Yinggong's business has changed." ”

Wu Mei frowned and said, "Can't you say it clearly?" ”

Li Zhi put his hands in his sleeves and said: "The monarch and the minister get along, just like the friendship between Zhong Ziqi and Yu Boya, and the meaning is all outside the strings. ”

Wu Mei said: "In this way, the fault of the Hot Spring Palace ......"

Li Zhi smiled: "It's all in the Wu brothers." ”

Wu Mei looked at Li Zhi and said: "Where Yun Chu can escape from the wilderness, the rest of the people will wait for ......"

Li Zhi said: "The tiger is not dead, and I am uneasy. ”

The emperor and the empress look at things from a different angle than others, and in the eyes of the Wu brothers, something that is absolutely unbearable is nothing at all in the eyes of Li Zhi and Wu Mei.

Of course, Yun Chu knew that Wu Mei wouldn't care, so he did this, thinking that back then, in order to learn how to scold elegantly in college, he specially read Luo Bingwang's "Seeking Wu Xuanwen".

Among them, Yun Chu has already memorized this paragraph.

"The pseudo-Linchao Wu clan is not harmonious, and the earth is cold and cold.

In the past, Taizong was under Chen, and he once served with a change of clothes.

In the late season, the spring palace is filthy. Hidden in the privacy of the first emperor, the concubine of the back room.

The entrance is jealous, and the moth eyebrows refuse to let people; Cover up the sleeves and slander, and the fox can confuse the master.

After practicing the Yuan, he was in Hui Zhai, and he trapped my monarch in Juqi.

With the lizard as the heart, the jackal is a wolf, close to the wicked, cruel and good, killing the sister and brother, and killing the king and the mother.

What man and god are jealous of, heaven and earth do not tolerate.

It's still hiding evil intentions and stealing artifacts.

The beloved son of the king, secluded in another palace; The clan alliance of thieves is entrusted with a heavy task.

Alack! Huo Zimengzhi did not do it, and Zhu Xuhou was dead. Yan pecked the emperor's grandson, knowing that Han Zuo was about to end; After Emperor Longluan, he knew the decline of the summer court. ”

Wu Mei was not annoyed when she saw this "Essay on Wu Xuan", and said that it was a dereliction of duty for the prime minister to let the person who wrote such strange essays fail to enter the court as an official.

Compared with King Luo Bin, Yun Chu only copied half of "Song of Long Hatred", which is really nothing, and if you want to really make Wu Mei angry, you must add the second half.

Judging from the current situation, Li Ji in a rage is really much more terrifying than jumping into the martial arts bathhouse.

If anyone said that he could control the epidemic, Yun Chu would definitely smack him in the face, even if the old immortal said so, although typhoid fever was not a strong epidemic.

However, as long as you look at Zhang Zhongjing, who wrote "Treatise on Typhoid Fever and Miscellaneous Diseases", he is revered as a saint to know how terrible this epidemic was during Zhang Zhongjing's time.

So, after Yun Chu fled back to Chang'an, he immediately issued an order to blockade Lishan, and the Lintong magistrate immediately took action, grabbed the Minzhuang who had reached the end of the summer harvest from the field, and began to blockade Lishan.

Fortunately, Lishan is not big, it stretches for 50 miles from east to west, and is about 27 miles wide from north to south.

Not only that, Yun Chu also dispatched more than sixty percent of the doctors from Tai Hospital, carrying various anti-virus substances, and training them into the Minzhuang team.

For this reason, Yun Chu also issued a strict order, no one is allowed to drink the water of Lishan, and no one is allowed to eat the edible things of Lishan, even if the drinking water and food brought from outside the mountain must be steamed before eating.

If any character who came out of Lishan did not listen to the dissuasion to go to the assembly place, Yun Chu allowed the people to be killed on the spot.

Once Yun Chu used the power of the government, even Cheng Biting Jin and Su Dingfang could only retreat and dare not compete with Yun Chu.

Listening to Yun Chu's story gently, he was fascinated, his mouth was chattering with fried gourd seeds, and the skin of melon seeds was all over his clothes, and he didn't notice it.

"Do you mean to say that Ying Gong has turned himself into a poisonous source, and is itself a warning to those who are looking forward to his death and waiting to claim his inheritance?"

"Yes, the old guy is really ruthless enough, the scheme is on the surface, whoever goes up to find him is looking for death."

"And then, a lot of people don't care, do they?"

"Yes, the emperor, the empress, the crown prince, and all the princes in the army don't seem to care, they all think that Ying Gong is intimidating them, and they don't use their own fart. Think about it, Ying Gong is the kind of soft-hearted person? ”

"You mean Your Majesty, the Empress, and the Crown Prince have all sent people over?"

"That's right, this means that this Datang has already seen a scene of separation of powers."

"You don't seem to have the intention of helping the prince this time."

"Why do you want to help, I told the prince to send Xiao Siye away a long time ago, but he didn't listen, and turned this person from light to dark, since this is the case, why should I help the prince?"

"No, you seem to be hiding your other purpose."

"Nope!"

Gently stood up and shook the melon seed skin on his robe and said, "Why do I think you seem to be deliberately maintaining this situation of separation of powers?" ”

Yun Chu shook his head resolutely and said, "No! ”

Wen Rou didn't care what Yun Chu was talking about, and said while pacing: "The emperor's power is in the army, so you never touch the military power." The power of the prince lies in politics, so you will try your best to lay the foundation for the prince to enter politics.

As for the queen, her power is in the law, so even if it is a disgusting cool official like Zhou Xing, you still maintain a very good relationship with him.

Therefore, you are dividing power, dividing the power of the emperor. ”

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "Don't talk nonsense, who can share the emperor's power." ”

Wen Rou didn't care what Yun Chu said at all, and said to himself: "Back then, Lao Tzu gasified the three Qings, that is, the so-called three talents, geniuses, talents, and local talents, they are the configuration combination of Tiange, personality, and earthly mathematics, reflecting the comprehensive internal fortune.

With the foundation of the three talents, heaven and earth can run smoothly.

When Lao Tzu gasified the three Qings, the three Qings are the three mountains, so the three saints came out, Lao Tzu came out of the South Mountain in the middle of the sky, the Bears Ears Mountain in the West came out of Rulai, and the Taihang Mountain in the East came out of Confucius.

With the existence of the three realms, Datang's beliefs will not be chaotic.

The same is true of your relationship with the three schools of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism, you are born in Confucianism, so you learn Confucianism, you Aya is a monk, so you are pro-Buddha, and you are a disciple of the old immortals, so you respect the Tao.

I've heard from my son that you've told them more than once that the triangle is the most stable form in the world.

Coupled with the current situation of three powers in the court, you have given birth to three babies, and now you lack two wives, you have truly built your world.

Tell me, do you want Gongsun and Mama Chun? ”

Yun Chu said expressionlessly: "Nonsense. ”

Gentleness continued: "No wonder you like the old woman, it turns out that what you want is not the pleasure of the boudoir, but stability, the old woman is fat, it is indeed stable, the little brother has to say admiration here." ”

Yun Chu said: "Nonsense. ”

sighed gently, and really saluted towards Yun Chu seriously: "Control the army with politics, control the government with law, and force the law with the army, it is amazing, gently admire, admire." ”

Yun Chu said: "What you said makes sense, in the future, let's do it!" ”

Gently looked at Yun Chu's eyes and said: "I can't say it, it's the sin of the Nine Clans, you can't look at my family, you can see that there are many people in the Nine Clans, and when you can see the Nine Clans, you can look at it happily, just put me in front." ”

Yun Chu smiled: "So, why are you so smart? ”

Gently nodded and said: "I always thought I was the smartest of the three of us, but now it seems that Lao Tzu is the stupidest one."

It's easy to do, let's just do it and don't say yes, right? ”

Yun Chu said: "So, we must eliminate the most unstable link in the army, so that the army can truly become the army of the country." ”

"You mean Li Ji, Cheng Biting Jin, and Su Dingfang?"

"Yes, the most annoying thing in the army is to order multiple doors."

(End of chapter)