Chapter 143: Everyone is taking their own humiliation
Seeing that Shen Ru ran back to write the secret music like a frightened donkey, Yun Chu pouted and said, "It's embarrassing enough to be a secret agent like this." ”
Suo Yuanli confessed, Yun Chu didn't believe a word.
To say that Li Lingkui embezzled some money in presiding over the construction of the imperial mausoleum, Yun Chu believed it, and to say that Li Lingkui was going to wait for Li Zhi to be buried in the mausoleum after his death, and then drag the body out and throw it away, and put his own body in, Yun Chu did not believe it.
I have to say that Suo Yuanli is in a hurry, even if he fabricates a crime, he can make up a top-level crime, not to mention, and he doesn't give Li Lingkui a chance to live.
It's true or not, whether it's true or not, Suo Yuanli's side has confessed, so it doesn't matter, not only can't this kind of thing be done, even if he thinks about it, Li Zhi will destroy his ten clans, and he will definitely kill his entire family, and the dogs he raises will not be given a way to live.
As for Suo Yuanli's fate...... Don't talk about it.
Chang'an is very good now, Yun Chu doesn't like to have cool officials running to plague Chang'an at every turn.
The cool official is a tool, the emperor and the queen can use it, Yun Chu feels that he can also use it, Zhou Xing is very easy to use, even if Suo Yuanli is used, it is easy to go to the hell of Zhong Kui's family if he uses it too much.
Going to hell is actually nothing, and it's good to have Zhong Kui to walk around hell and see the exotic scenery.
Thinking that Zhong Kui was now digging salt on the plateau, Yun Chu felt sorry for this honest big brother, and when he thought that Wen Rou was tricking an ignorant young man to succeed Zhong Kui to start accumulating capital from the salt trade road and then developing the Yellow River line, Yun Chu was happy for Zhong Kui again.
Therefore, when he entered the bathhouse to take a bath today because he had been surrounded by blood for a long time, he saw Li Shen, the king of Ji.
Li Shen looked like a good white flesh, lying on the jade platform where he was rubbing, like a big white sheep.
Seeing that it was a woman with no clothes on her who was rubbing the bath, Yun Chu turned around and came out, he felt that if he went in so majestically, Li Shen, who was like a big white sheep, might be ashamed of himself.
"Why did Yuchu leave?" Li Shen's lazy voice came from inside.
Yun Chu said angrily: "Can you still take a clean bath now?" ”
Li Shen smiled: "What's not clean?" ”
Yun Chu snorted and went into another room.
Lying comfortably in the bathhouse, Li Shen came wrapped in a towel, put the towel on the back of his head and lay beside Yun Chu and said, "I heard that you took a bath in the queen's bathtub?" ”
Yun Chu said: "There is nothing to say except for comfort. ”
Li Shen whispered: "Why didn't you kill you?" ”
Yun Chu said: "Looking at your appearance, it seems that I really want me to have something with the queen, right?" ”
Li Shen said: "That's not it, I just want to know, what's wrong with Lishan, you still let Minzhuang seal the mountain?" ”
Yun Chu looked at Li Shen and said, "No matter what you've been doing lately, I hope you stop immediately, continue to be your carver, and it's best to carve out some fine products and give them to your sister-in-law, lest she want to kill you again." ”
Li Shen said: "The royal family has been dealt with almost now, right?" ”
Yun Chu sighed and said, "Li Lingkui is finished. ”
Li Shen didn't seem surprised, and said indifferently: "Embezzling tens of thousands of dollars is a matter of scolding." ”
Yun Chu said: "What I heard is not the same as what you said, do you want to listen?" ”
Li Shen shook his head and said, "It must be something harmful to me, but I still don't listen to it." ”
Yun Chu got up from the pool, wrapped himself in a towel, and said indifferently: "You have served the old immortal well, maybe you can really live to be eighty years old." ”
Li Shen took a handful of water to wash his face and said, "What do you know?" ”
Yun Chu left the pool and said: "All the imperial families together can't beat one finger of the emperor, don't underestimate the emperor, he is just sick." ”
Li Shen said: "The reality we see is that Wu Mei is taking power, and the prince is taking power...... Even you are stabilizing Chang'an. ”
Yun Chu said: "That was what the emperor agreed to give." ”
Li Shen said: "The power belongs to the royal family. ”
Yun Chu sneered and said, "The power belongs to the emperor." ”
"If, I mean what if......"
"Don't talk about those who don't, if you do that, I'll kill you before everyone else, lest you suffer a greater sin."
"I don't like carving jade now."
"I advise you to continue to like it, and to be more obsessed with carving."
When Li Shen wanted to say something, his personal eunuch hurriedly walked in and whispered a few words in Li Shen's ear, Li Shen's face changed greatly, and he looked at Yun Chu and said: "The Hundred Cavalry Division captured Li Lingkui, the king of Lu, but Li Lingkui did not obey and led his troops to resist, and now he is fighting." ”
Yun Chu said while rubbing the bath: "The calculation time should be about the same." ”
Li Shen said hesitantly: "It's just that I'm greedy for some money, why don't you meet each other?" ”
Yun Chu looked at Li Shenguang's slippery fart. Stock said: "Don't rush to go, put your own fart first. Wash the shares and then talk about it. ”
Li Shen said: "What do you know? ”
Yun Chu sneered and said, "I don't know anything, especially about you, as for talking so much nonsense to you, I just don't want you to die inexplicably, which will make the old fairy sad."
His old man lived to this age, in fact, what he lived was a breath, once this breath was gone, it was really said that death would die, I don't want the old fairy to have something, and I don't want you to have anything.
Over the years, you always feel that you have the blessing of the old gods, so you have some messy thoughts that should not be raised.
The old fairy can guarantee that you live, provided that you have no ambition, you want to live the life of idle clouds and wild cranes, and now that you even have a son, you feel that you are a real man?
Just thinking about what to fight for your son, what to win, what is the best one, right?
Let me tell you, your son is not rare at all, he just wants to eat and wait for death to gather all the wool that the royal family can get, and then see if his grandson has the opportunity to continue to gather the wool of the Tang Dynasty. ”
Li Lingkui only has 800 guards, these 800 people are nothing in Chang'an, and they don't even have the ability to stick to a city.
Don't worry, when you finish taking a shower, Li Lingkui may already be caught. ”
Li Shen hurriedly put on his clothes and said, "No, I'm going to take a look." ”
Yun Chu said: "Don't look at it, honestly come with me to visit King Cao and the Wu brothers in Tai Hospital." ”
Li Shen was like an ant on a hot pot, but he didn't dare to leave Yun Chu's side.
finally waited for Yun Chu to wash up, and Yun Chu took Li Shen'an to the Chaotai Hospital.
The Tai Hospital in Jinchangfang, ordinary people are not qualified to live in, and the people of Chang'an generally see a doctor in the Tai Hospital in Anhuafang.
Naturally, you can't go empty-handed to see a patient, so Yun Chu packed two food boxes in the big canteen as a souvenir for visiting the patient.
King Cao was lying on a huge hospital bed, and when he saw Yun Chu coming, tears flowed out all of a sudden, and a pair of greasy fat hands took Yun Chu's hand and said, "If it weren't for Yu Chu that day, my life would be over." ”
For this kind of person who goes on the pole to send life-saving grace, Yun Chu is generally very polite, and said with a smile: "It is all Cao Wang's profound fortune, this can turn danger into relief, and now that the disaster is gone, it will be a good life in the future." ”
Li Shen looked at King Cao and said, "Uncle Lu doesn't know what mistakes he has made, and now he is fighting with the Hundred Cavalry Division in Chang'an City." ”
Cao Wang's small eyes, which were about to be covered by fat, suddenly froze, and the sound in his throat kept rattling, it seemed that he was stuck in his throat by phlegm, Yun Chu immediately pulled the rope on the head of the bed, and soon a doctor walked in with two bearded girls.
Hu Nu looked well-trained, as soon as she came in, she immediately knew what to do, opened a bloody mouth and wrapped Cao Wang's mouth, and then sucked hard, Cao Wang's red neck was suffocated, and the redness immediately receded.
And the bearded girl opened her mouth and spit out half a bowl of blue-green thick phlegm.
Yun Chu is a doctor, so he didn't feel sick when he watched this scene, but Li Shen didn't, holding another clean spittoon, and vomited.
Yun Chu said to the doctor: "Didn't you say that someone got a phlegm suction device?" ”
The doctor said while touching King Cao's pulse: "It's not as good as a person." ”
King Cao, who finally recovered his breath, took Yun Chu's hand and said: "Yu Chu can testify for this king, this king was injured and has been recuperating in the Tai Hospital, no one has seen him, and he has not done anything." ”
Yun Chu said: "This is nature, this is nature. ”
Cao Wangming, who had been guaranteed by Yun Chu, seemed to be relieved, and asked the personal eunuch to open the food box brought by Yun Chu, and when he saw that it contained all kinds of meat, he grabbed an elbow and took a bite of it, and gave Yun Chu a thumbs up and said, "It's still Yu Chu who knows the thoughts of a certain family." ”
From beginning to end, Cao Wangming didn't pay much attention to Ji Wang Shen.
Leaving Cao Wangming's ward, Yun Chu found that Li Shen seemed to have settled down, and he was not in a hurry to see the fate of Li Lingkui, the king of Lu.
The peonies outside the ward were bright, red, and pink all over the yard, and Yun Chu picked some of them and made them into a bunch.
The Wu brothers' ward is not as big as Cao Wangming's ward, and the furnishings inside are far inferior.
Fortunately, Yun Chu didn't hurt his muscles and bones, but his mouth looked wrong, and he was still skimming outward, and his saliva was ticking.
It was not only saliva that was ticking, but also a reed pipe from Wu Sansi's crotch. Xia Yan came out, and he was also ticking the liquid, it seems that this guy has been relying on catheterization these days to not be suffocated by urine.
Yun Chu passed by the window with a bouquet of flowers, and the two brothers could see it clearly, Wu Chengsi shook his fat lips and whined, and Wu Sansi, who was originally just a reed pipe with urine, suddenly shot out a blood-colored column of water.
Li Shen looked at these two extremely miserable humanitarians: "Who can beat these two people so miserably? Is there still a royal law for this? ”
Yun Chu emptied the water in Wu Chengsi's kettle, poured some raw water into the kettle, and inserted the collected peony into it, which was originally depressed, and the gloomy room suddenly had a bunch of bright colors.
"I did it."
Li Shen nodded and said, "That's more than innocent." ”
Yun Chu looked at Wu Chengsi and Wu Sansi and said: "No matter what, it's not right to beat people, I came this time, one is to apologize to your brother, and the other is to tell your brother a word, don't toss your old servant, the queen said four words about me beating your brother." ”
Wu Chengsi said with difficulty: "What did you say?" ”
Yun Chu said: "Self-inflicted humiliation." ”
(End of chapter)