Listening to Di Guangsi, the two of them talked about Chang'an.

Even Wen Huan, who had no heart and lungs, was a little stunned.

Although he has only been away from Chang'an for seven months, for some reason, it seems like he has been away for a long, long time.

After all, this place is different from Chang'an......

Li Chengxiu was the first to wake up from his nostalgia, pointed to the Barbarian Dragon Cave and said to Yun Jin: "Shi Bao has broken through the Manlong Cave, should we go in and have a look?" Master said that the scenery of many water caves here in the southwest is rare to see, and since there is water in the Manlong Cave, it must be a water cave. ”

Yun Jin shook his head and said, "Even if there is a good view, it is also Yama Hell at this moment, so don't look at it." ”

Li Chengxiu said: "What, when you think of Chang'an people, you become gentle?" ”

Yun Jin looked at Li Chengxiu and said: "Aya said that you must follow the path of a soldier in this life, life and death battles, and places where corpses are everywhere can polish your heart."

The three of us are different, Aya only asks us to see the various states of life, since I came to the southwest, there are swords and soldiers everywhere, and the smoke is everywhere, I just want to arrive at Cangshan and Erhai as soon as possible, and after pacifying the Shengluopi Rebellion, I will return to Chang'an. ”

Li Chengxiu said: "Actually, I think you take the road of the soldier's house is not bad, if you return to Chang'an, you will inevitably return to the ordinary, when an ordinary county prince, step by step with Sisi to marry, as an official, think about it is boring, the husband should be the commander of 100,000 iron horses, chasing wolf smoke, vertical and horizontal Yu can be regarded as worthy of this life." ”

Yun Jin looked at Li Chengxiu and said: "Aya said that we live on a ball, standing in the universe and looking at it, it is just a small blue ball, if you stand farther away, this small ball is as imperceptible as mud and sand.

If you look at the 100,000 iron horsemen you value from a distance, how is it different from the ant colony on the ground?

Cao A, the sage of your soldiers, said that if you have the opportunity to contain the universe and swallow the heavens and the earth, you will be the best for people.

If you can't jump out of the flesh and blood fight, for the rest of your life, it is just a situation where two groups of ants fight, seriously, watching two groups of ants fight, can you really give birth to the feeling of the world and the world, and the feeling of happy life? ”

Li Chengxiu intervened when he heard the words and deeds: "What Senior Brother said is true. ”

Yun Jin sighed and said, "Jump out, jump out of low-level fun, and become a family of your own." ”

Li Chengxiu was a little ashamed, he just watched 100,000 barbarians sweep through the Barbarian Dragon Cave like locusts today, and felt extremely enjoyable, but he accidentally exposed his weakness and was caught by the second senior brother.

Recalling the first time he entered the lintel of the Yun Clan, the master once jokingly told him that in a lifetime, you must be cautious, never dare to make a mistake, as long as you don't let the people of the world discover that your essence is stupid, it will be a great victory.

Therefore, the children of the Yun family are generally very capable of pretending, and they are generally careful to hide their shortcomings and not let others find out, just like the master said, as long as others can't find out, then there are no shortcomings.

I was a little too proud today, so I was caught by my senior brother and pretended to be again.

As a senior brother, Mei reprimanded Li Chengxiu, Yun Jin's mood immediately improved, after all, this kind of opportunity is very rare, and the paragraph he just said must be written into the "Yun Clan's Teaching Record" for later Yun disciples to study.

Many times the reason why a person is slapped in the face is because he sent it up and beat him......

Wen Huan screamed again and jumped onto Li Chengxiu's back.

Yun Jin turned his head, only to find that Wen Huan, the bastard, had untied the quiver, and a large centipede with a black head and green back the thickness of a child's arm was probing his head through the mouth of the quiver.

Yun Jin pushed the centipede back into the quiver with the shaft of the arrow, looked at Wen Huan and said, "Since you are so afraid of this thing, why do you want to provoke it?" ”

Wen Huan, who was holding Li Chengxiu's neck and was reluctant to go to the ground, said: "I want to watch it because I'm afraid, maybe I won't be afraid if I look at it." ”

Yun Jin said angrily: "Where did the bullshit come from? ”

Wen Huan pointed to Di Guangsi next to him and said: "Guangsi summed it up, he said that as long as he finds a chance to kiss Ah Guo a few more times and is poisoned by Huang Girl a few more times, his body will adapt to Huang Girl's toxin, and no matter how he kisses in the future, he will not be poisoned, and maybe he can develop the second- and third-level usage of Huang Girl's toxin." ”

Yun Jin was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then said to Li Chengxiu: "In the future, you have to worry more about the war, Ah Huan, Guang Si, the two stupid people are about to collapse, and it is too cruel for them to participate in it anymore." ”

Li Chengxiu shook Wen Huan off his back and said, "Are you saying that Guangji will take the initiative to find some beautiful and happy things to do because he can't get used to our current methods, such as liking Ziqi Aguo?" ”

Yun Jin nodded and said: "The most wooden among us was originally Guangsi, and when I was in Chang'an, I didn't even have the heart to look at the beauty, you look at him now, it's like a stallion in estrus, and he uses all means to think about how to kiss Ziqi Aguo."

Look at Ah Huan again, he is afraid of centipedes and hides when he sees grasshoppers, but now he takes the initiative to provoke such a big centipede, isn't this uncomfortable for himself?

This shows that both of them are consciously or unconsciously distracting themselves, which is not a good phenomenon. ”

After listening to Yun Jin's explanation, Li Chengxiu pointed to his chest and said, "The reason why I showed my weakness just now seems to be because of my lack of determination. ”

Yun Jin sighed and said, "The four of us are like this, what do you think these seven hundred gentlemen under our command look like now?" ”

Li Chengxiu said: "It's time to rectify military discipline. ”

Yun Jin shook his head and said, "No, we need them to become more crazy now, only by continuing to be crazy can we do even more crazy things, and what we have to do now is to make everyone fall into complete madness."

The southwest is a feast that Ayah has prepared for us, and this feast is too rich to exceed our appetites, and only the crazy can eat this feast!

Of course, we must be sober, otherwise there will be a catastrophe. ”

Li Chengxiu said in surprise: "You mean you don't want military discipline?" ”

Yun Jin said coldly: "We don't have any military discipline to speak of. ”

Li Chengxiu gasped and pointed at Yun Jin and said, "You are the craziest one." ”

Yun Jin smiled when she heard this, and her handsome and delicate face seemed to have a peach blossom wind.

The old witch awoke, and when she awoke she found herself tied to a wooden shelf, and there was a groan of pain in her ears, and she turned her head to see the stripped naked dragon being nailed to the wooden shelf in a strange position.

"Kill me......" the dragon whispered to the old witch.

The old witch said, "My hands and feet are tied, and I can't help you." ”

The brute dragon said: "Didn't you say that anyone who is within a hundred steps of you, you can kill anyone as long as you move your mind?" ”

The old witch said, "Now, I won't lie to you, that's what I said to scare." ”

The brute dragon said anxiously: "I ...... with my own eyes"

The old witch said, "The one who died was my disciple, didn't I resurrect him later?" ”

"Where's your poisonous dragon?"

"Caught by the young barbarian."

"Didn't you say that your two poisonous dragons could fly to the sky and kill people invisibly?"

"Poisonous dragons can kill, but they've been caught."

"You still say that you have a way to kill each other after the 100,000 barbarians are poisoned? It's because you said that I led people into battle......"

The old witch laughed dryly and said, "I said that I had to go to the miasma valley at night to cast spells, who knew that you would be so brave." ”

The brute dragon said angrily: "I know that I am brave, and I also know that if I can kill it, I can come back." ”

"But you've been caught."

"You said it would summon a thick fog ......"

"The weather is not right, what can I do if I can't get the fog......"

"Liar......" the brute dragon said through gritted teeth.

The old witch shook her gray hair like grass and said faintly: "You believe everything I say, why didn't you listen to me when I advised you not to make enemies with the Tang people?"

I even advised you that this would bring ruin to the Brute Dragon Cave, did you listen to me? Sheng Luopi said a few words of compliment to you, and you took the man in the cave to send Jiangchuan, and so many clansmen died, and finally got a hundred pairs of armor.

If you didn't provoke the Tang people in the first place, this time when the Tang people were looking for Sheng Luopi to settle accounts, would you come to such a remote place as the Barbarian Dragon Cave?

When the Tang people pack up Sheng Luopi and return to their Tang Dynasty, with our tens of thousands of warriors in the Barbarian Dragon Cave, plus my Dragon Po to help you, you will have a chance to become a barbarian king, but you don't listen.

The lost soldiers got back a few Tang slaves, a hundred pairs of tattered armor, and complained that I didn't help you, and even reduced the blood food offered to me by half, and even the candle fish was not supplied.

Barbarian Dragon, you are what I grew up watching, I can't bear to leave you, and now, dying with you is worthy of the twenty years of worship in the Barbarian Dragon Cave. ”

"Liar—" The brute dragon gritted its teeth.

"I didn't instigate you to kill the Tang people, nor did I participate in your killing of the Tang people, didn't I even participate in the fact that you killed those Tang prisoners?"

"You didn't participate, but you didn't eat less of the food I got from the Tang people."

Long Po said with a smile: "Brother Tang in the back, you can hear clearly, this war has nothing to do with my old wife, and besides, you can catch the brute dragon and my old wife's share of the credit, can you let the old woman go, I remember that you Tang people have always had clear grievances." ”

The brute dragon froze for a moment, and turned his head to look behind him, only to see that not far from the shelf where he was staying, several young men dressed as black barbarians were roasting cassava there......

Di Guangsi brushed the thinly sliced cassava with oil, inserted it on a bamboo skewer and roasted it over the fire, and said to Ziqi Aguo: "See, this dragon woman has squeezed out the last bit of use value from the brute dragon." ”

Long Po said unimpressedly: "Young man, you must soak the cassava overnight before you roast it, otherwise you will be poisoned." ”

Di Guangsi pointed to Long Po and said to Ziqi Ah Guo: "This is the second Tang person I have seen among the barbarians, and besides, they all look authentic, even more authentic than many authentic Tang people!" ”

(End of chapter)