Chapter Eighty-Three: Drowning a Mouse
Yun Chu put He Jingxiong, who had been unconscious, headfirst down on a stone downstream of the creek to control the water.
He Jingxiong drank a lot of water, mud and sand, and even a few small fish flowing out of his mouth, but the vitality of the small fish was very strong, and he swam away with a panicked tail wagging.
Yun Chu continued to lie in the pool, looking like the old one enjoying the coolness brought by the stream.
The turbid water of the pool has long been clear, but Yun Chu's mood can no longer be calmed.
He knew that the people in the officialdom were disgusting, and he also knew that not every official wanted his country to prosper, he used to think that these people were making money and doing evil, at least he hoped that Datang could prosper forever, so that their good life could continue forever.
Now, it seems, this is not the case.
They are like rats living on a wooden boat, whether the ship is sailing between the stormy waves or not, they just want to expand their nest, so they keep gnawing on the wooden boat, even if the wooden ship is already full of holes, they still refuse to keep their mouths shut.
If the wooden boat sailing in the stormy waves fell apart, Yun Chu didn't believe that those rats could escape alive.
Until now, Yun Chu couldn't figure out the intention of their extremely selfish and only concerned about their immediate interests.
When Yun Chu was reciting history books, he had a very bad impression of Huang Chao, and felt that he had ended the Tang Dynasty.
Now it seems that it is not, the reason why Huang Chao appeared is completely the retribution of these rats.
"Every family is bleeding like a spring, and grievances are stirring everywhere. Maiko singers donate all their secrets, and babies and girls are all abandoned......"
"There are Jurchen fairies in the west, and an inch of horizontal waves cut autumn water. Makeup is only in the mirror in the spring, young and don't know what to do outside the door. Kazuo jumped up the golden steps, slanting half of his shoulders and wanting to be ashamed. The clothes refused to go out of the Zhu Gate, and the red pink balsam knife died. β
"There is a woman in the south who does not remember her surname, and yesterday the good media hired her. The glass steps are not heard, and the jade curtains are empty. Suddenly saw the sound of the blade in the court, and his body was fragmented. Raising his face to the sky and crying, the female brothers and sisters entered the well together. β
"Shang let the kitchen eat wood veneer, and the yellow nest machine will eat human flesh."
"The six armies leaned on zombies outside the gate, and the seven battalions were filled with starvation ......"
"The inner library is burned into splendid ashes, and the heavenly street is full of public bones!"
Yun Chu couldn't recite Wei Zhuang's "Qin Women's Yin", not because he didn't want to recite it, nor because his memory was bad, but as an old Qin man, he wanted to recite it several times, and put it down several times, and the hatred in his heart filled his chest and he couldn't help himself.
Thinking of this, seeing that He Jingxiong had woken up, he grabbed him again and pressed him into the water.
For a whole afternoon, Yun Chu didn't do anything else, just kept pressing He Jingxiong into the water, and when he was full of water, he controlled the water out, and then continued to drink.
Seeing that the sun was about to set, He Jingxiong didn't feel anything about Yun Chu who came over again, his eyes were full of begging for a quick death, but unfortunately Yun Chu didn't look at his eyes, and pressed him into the water again, this time He Jingxiong couldn't drink much water, and there were a few bubbles on the calm water.
Yun Chu's hand grabbed He Jingxiong's neck until he couldn't detect his pulse, and waited for a while, then he pulled He Jingxiong's body up, and threw it to Yin Erhu who was guarding the shore and said, "He Shilang is drowning, hurry up and find a military doctor for treatment, otherwise he will die." β
Yin Erhu watched Junhou torture this squire for an afternoon, he thought that this person was going to die, but now when he heard Junhou say this, he carried He Shilang and quickly went to find a military doctor.
The flames were blazing on the side of Mido Castle......
Yun Chu's face was dark with his back to the firelight, and others couldn't see Dashuai's face clearly, but they felt that Dashuai was like a violent tiger at this time, and he had to choose someone to devour anytime and anywhere.
"Commander Qiqi, Midu City has been burned to the ground."
Yun Chu glanced at Li Yuance, who was trembling, and said, "Very good, after the fire, demolish Midu City." β
Li Yuance hurriedly said, "Huh." β
"Qiqi Marshal, Xiangyunchuan has been cleaned up......"
"Qiqi Dashuai, the cave of Weishan has been broken and is being cleaned up......"
"Qi Yu Dashuai, Yunping has broken some of the grinding, and it is being cleaned up......"
"Qiqi Marshal, the deputy marshal striker has arrived in Erhai and is advancing towards the Cangshan barbarian attack......"
Yun Chu listened to the report of the meteor, and every time he heard the report, he took a pen and ticked out a line from the book, at this time, Yun Chu was like a hell judge in Li Yuance's eyes.
No less than 50,000 people in the city of Midu were burned by him......
Xiangyunchuan is a place where the white barbarians gather, and he was flattened, the so-called flat, which literally means, to give a height, and then the soldiers will swing their knives according to this height......
Cangshan Man - Sheng Luopi's hometown...... It is estimated that it is a key place for the army to take care of, and it is impossible to say that the height should be lowered, and then the sword will be leveled......
"Qi Yu is handsome, He Jingxiong, the servant of the ministry, drowned, and now he is being rescued." Yin Erhu hurried to report.
Yun Chu, who was scribbling on the book, stopped the pen in his hand and asked, "Why did you drown?" β
"Marshal Qiyu, He Shilang couldn't see the tragic situation of the battlefield, so he went to the waterhole near the Chinese army camp to bathe......"
Yun Chu asked expressionlessly, "What about his attendant?" β
Yin Erhu said: "At that time, He Shilang repelled the attendants. β
Yun Chu said coldly: "Neglect your duties, cut!" β
Yin Erhu hugged his fists and agreed, and went in a hurry.
Li Yuance frowned and said, "Drowning? β
Yun Chu said: "Take a bath before the two armies, He Shilang's Yaxing is good." β
"Are you still alive?" Li Yuance asked cautiously.
Yun Chu said: "You can go and see it." β
Li Yuance, as the marching commander, is now drowning in the imperial court's envoy, which has a lot to do with him, and then hurriedly went to the Chinese army camp.
When he arrived at the Chinese army camp, it was already dark, and he hurried to the wounded barracks, only to see the military doctor, so he said loudly: "How is He Shilang?" β
A military doctor spread his hands and said, "If you save people, you have become a fool." β
Li Yuance said: "Fool? β
The military doctor smiled: "No way, delirious, only say that the tiger wants to kill him." β
Li Yuance looked at the military doctor suspiciously and said, "In that case, what are you happy about?" β
The military doctor said: "In the wounded barracks, if I pull a face, some brothers who can live will also be scared to death by my stinky face." β
Li Yuance entered the tent where He Jingxiong was housed, and found He Jingxiong lying on the bed and trembling with a blanket wrapped in him.
"Why did Brother He drown?"
He Jingxiong fell out of bed as if he was greatly frightened, held his head in a blanket and shrank under the bed, and shouted as he crawled - the tiger wants to eat me, the tiger wants to eat me. β
Li Yuance was helpless, dragged He Jingxiong out and placed him on the bed, pressed He Jingxiong's shoulders with both hands and said seriously: "Who wants to kill you?" β
He Jingxiong's eyes were scattered, he first looked at Li Yuance sluggishly, and after a while, he pulled the blanket over, covered himself seriously, and said to Li Yuance: "The tiger eats meβ"
Seeing that he couldn't get useful information from He Jingxiong, Li Yuance hurriedly went to He Jingxiong's camp, and when he entered the camp, he saw Yin Erhu wiping the blood stains on the horizontal knife on a corpse.
"Kill them all?" Li Yuance's voice trembled.
Yin Erhu said: "Naturally, only He Shilang's subordinates were killed, and other officials naturally couldn't be affected. β
Li Yuance was not at ease, and when he saw with his own eyes that the hundred or so officials brought by He Jingxiong were all fine, he breathed a sigh of relief, as long as the marshal did not kill all the supervision officials, he would be able to explain the past to the imperial court.
The officials brought by He Jingxiong were angry one by one, but they didn't seem to hate Yun Chu, the handsome.
Li Yuance asked an entourage official: "Why did He Shilang drown?" β
The official said coldly: "The scourge that comes out of the bath." β
Li Yuance looked at this official suspiciously.
When this official saw Li Yuance looking at him like this, he said impatiently: "He Shilang likes to bathe, and everyone knows it, but I don't know that he can still have the mind to bathe when the two armies are fighting." β
Li Yuance said: "Are you saying that he came back from the place where he watched the battle, just to bathe?" β
The official said disdainfully: "Maybe he couldn't stand the tragedy of the battlefield, so he took us back, he didn't want to see how my Tang Erlang fought bravely to kill the enemy, and the lower officer still wanted to see it, even if he couldn't go up to help, it was good to watch the enemy in the rear, so he just wanted to take a bath." β
Seeing that He Jingxiong's entourage was not sympathetic to his Shangguan accident at all, Li Yuance's mind was also confused, could it be that He Jingxiong really just had a problem with the bath?
Yun Chu originally had no intention of killing He Jingxiong, he felt that he had no handle for the prison army in the battle of the southwest, and He Jingxiong was a decent person on weekdays, so he didn't mean to come to the southwest this time, so he wanted to deal with the errand in harmony.
I never thought that this dog thief invited him to bathe, and deliberately sent his subordinates away, wanting to say something secret, such as opening his mouth to ask for money.
The military supervisor asks the chief officer of the army for money, which is a natural and righteous behavior in the army of the Tang Dynasty, the general gives money, and the military supervisor goes back to report the good news and not the bad news, and the military merits of the soldiers under the general's command can be rated higher.
It's a great thing for all.
Who knows, this bastard doesn't want money, and what he said made Yun Chu disgusted, and in a fit of rage, Yun Chu drowned this guy into a brain injury through a whole afternoon of experiments.
It's not that he can't be killed, since this is a rat that likes to gnaw on big boats, Yun Chu still feels that drowning is the most in line with his identity, and then he drowns and thinks that it is too cheap to kill him.
decided to drown him half to death and leave him in the world to be embarrassed.
When drowning, Yun Chu's methods were very careful and scientific, first calculated how long He Jingxiong could hold his breath, once must be inaccurate, this had to be experimented several times, and when it was finally determined, he took the time to drown He Jingxiong, so that it belonged to the category of science.
And the most important feature of science is accuracy.
Now it seems that science is really good, and it can completely drown some of He Jingxiong's brain cells without harming his life.
And since then, there has been one less mouse in this world who likes to gnaw on big boats, and Yun Chu feels that he has done a good job.
(End of chapter)