The emperor's family has many scumbags, many scumbags, and many scumbags.

And it has been like this since ancient times.

Affection for the emperor's family is a genetic defect, the kind of malignant gene that needs to be eliminated.

Therefore, being emotionally hurt by the people of the emperor's family is purely deserved.

Don't you deserve to have what they don't have?

When Wu Mei left, the giant bear came to Li Zhi's side, opened his mouth to ask for lychees, and Li Zhi gave them, so the giant bear ate the lychees on a whole tree.

The lychee trees sent by Yun Chu are actually not big, mainly for the convenience of transportation, and the root system is not too developed, so there will not be too many fruits on the trees.

After Li Zhi made people weigh the price of transporting lychees from Shu to Luoyang, they were ready to eat this season's lychees, and they would not eat them in the future, which was too amazing.

This time, Yun Chu sent the people of Shu back to Chang'an in advance, so he had to have such abundant manpower to do this, if he really did it just to eat a mouthful of lychees, although the lychees were delicious, Li Zhi couldn't get this mouthful.

It's that Yun Chu sent a little less, which is what Li Zhi criticized.

You don't have to think about it to know that the remaining three hundred lychee trees went there.

Yun Chu's monk father must send a hundred trees, this emperor is not careful, he is just Yun Chu's emperor, although the emperor is the father of the world, he is not a father after all.

Yun Chu's Taoist master must send a hundred trees, and this emperor can also understand it, after all, competing with the old gods for lychee trees may be scolded by the world.

The matter of sending a hundred lychee trees to his wife, Li Zhi felt that there was a lot of room for discussion in this matter, but who called him the king of the prosperous world, there was still some elegance in accommodating people.

One hundred for the emperor, one hundred for the queen, and one hundred for the crown prince, it is not fair to say, however, Yun Chu said in the letter that his body is somewhat restrained from lychees, and it is not good to eat more.

Thinking of this, Li Zhiba clicked his mouth and said to Ruichun: "Who did the prince invite to the lychee banquet?" ”

Ruichun immediately said: "Almost all the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty have been invited. ”

Li Zhi said strangely: "Almost, then, who didn't invite?" ”

Ruichun said: "The Wu brothers and many North Gate Scholars. ”

Li Zhi thought for a moment and said, "Then send another fifty lychee trees to the East Palace." ”

When Ruichun was ordered to leave, Li Zhi said again: "Send thirty more to the queen, so that the lychees at her lychee banquet will not be enough." ”

Ruichun looked up at the emperor and saw that he had no other orders, so he left Ziwei Palace backwards, and then left in a hurry.

Li Zhi didn't keep the rest of the lychees, and the concubines in the harem were divided one by one, and many people didn't get them.

After distributing the lychees, Li Zhi felt relaxed, wiped his right eye with a handkerchief, sighed slightly, and led the giant bear to the depths of Ziwei Palace.

"God shouldn't treat me like this......" In the extremely deep platform, Li Zhi said to the giant bear.

The crown prince Li Hong was dismissive of lychees.

The crown princess Pei couldn't wait to hang herself on the lychee tree, but Li Hong didn't even have the interest to take a second look.

Therefore, when the crown princess became weak and pale because she ate too much lychee, Li Hong had no interest in even taking a second look, and said that it was not good to eat too much.

Xu Jingzong is getting older and more energetic, maybe after crossing the eighty-four hurdle, a lock of old guy's hair has magically turned black, everyone says that it is a sign of rejuvenation, Xu Jingzong thinks so.

No longer locks himself half-dead in the deep palace and does not see anyone, wanders around the East Palace all day long, and takes the initiative to participate in several court meetings, and his spirit looks very good.

The prince also secretly asked Tonaha for this matter to help him ask the old fairy if he was really rejuvenated, and the old fairy replied - he is dying.

Although he didn't know why the old immortal would answer like this, Li Hong still believed that no one had more say in longevity than the old immortal.

Xu Jingzong ate thirty lychees in one go, and then, the whole person sat on the dung bucket for a day, and after a day, he couldn't sit still anyway, so he gave up his dignity, slept there, pulled there, and three days later, when Li Hong went to see it again, he found that Xu Jingzong's black hair turned white, not to mention, the whole person was thin and human.

"Yun Chu misunderstood my avenue!"

Hearing Xu Jingzong say this, Li Hong could only sigh.

The old fairy got a hundred lychee trees, and he ate three or five, and the rest were cheaper for King Ji, Li Shen and Naha, as well as the doctors of the Tai Hospital.

Master Xuanzang got a hundred lychee trees, and when he heard about it, he ate three, and the rest were cheaper for the monks in the Great Ci'en Temple, as well as the good men and women who enshrined a lot of money, and the lychees on the tree that Master Xuanzang didn't eat all went into the mouths of Yunjin, Yunluan, and Yunqi.

Of the 100 lychee trees that the Yun family got, the Yun family ate the lychees from two trees, and the rest were delivered by the family, and the delivery was all over Chang'an.

Only Xu Jingzong ate thirty pills in one meal, and he ate all the signs of his rejuvenation, so he really couldn't complain about others.

Li Hong is a respectful teacher, although Xu Jingzong is now half-dead, he still comes to visit every day and serves the decoction medicine without stopping.

As for the people, everyone knows that lychees are delicious, but they don't know what they taste, only those officials and businessmen from Lingnan in Shuzhong have more conversations during the party.

Yun Chu continued to lead the army through the forest and mountains, in order to speed up the march, Yun Chu even left all the gunpowder carried by the army in Jianmen Pass and handed it over to Yao Hong, the guard here.

This is not a private gift, but the emperor's will has this article, the gunpowder of the Tang Dynasty is not very stable, it often explodes during transportation, and there are not a few people who are killed and injured every year for the transportation of gunpowder.

Even so, there are still only two gunpowder workshops in Datang, one in Chang'an and one in Luoyang.

The border generals more than once went to the emperor, hoping to establish gunpowder workshops in various parts of the Tang Dynasty, but the emperor did not agree, and issued an order to reprimand those border generals who wanted to build gunpowder workshops on their own territory, and also sent envoys to kill one of the most violent border generals.

Since then, no one has dared to say anything about the construction of gunpowder workshops in the rest of the country.

Not only was the gunpowder left to Yao Hong, the guard of the Sword Gate, but even the iron armor in the army was also left to Yao Hong with 2,000 pieces, and at the same time, he took away the 2,000 tattered iron armors that Yao Hong had retreated from here.

Yun Chu calculated that after passing the Jianmen Pass, he had nothing to do with Shuzhong, and when he entered the Jianmen Pass, it had nothing to do with the Guanzhong.

Therefore, Jianmen Pass is a real gate, a gate that can control the entry and exit of Guanzhong and Shuzhong.

If Yun Chu has two hearts, it is time to lay out the Sword Gate at this time, so as not to attack when the terrain here is dangerous.

After passing Lizhou, the road gradually became smoother, and Li Si rode his horse in front of Yun Chu constantly, sometimes even leaning down from the horse to grab the wild flowers on the ground.

Of course, Yun Chu knew what she meant, but he didn't want to ignore her at this time, and when he returned to Chang'an, Yu Xiurong was at that level, it was estimated that it would be difficult for Li Si to pass, and Yu Xiurong had the final say in the affairs of the inner house.

The statue of Wu Mei in the Lizhou Big Buddha Temple is now in tatters and left there, and it has not continued to be carved, and the Lizhou Baiqi Division heard that the Yunchu army was coming again, so they all went to the distant Bazhou on an errand, and it is estimated that they will not be able to come back within two or three months.

Tomorrow will start to cross the Qinling Mountains, Yun Chu plans to rest under the Qinling Mountains for five days.

After camping, Yun Chu and Jiang Xie went to see He Jingxiong and Li Yuance, and Jiang Xie saw He Jingxiong and told Li Yuance seriously, 'The tiger wants to eat him'.

And Li Yuance smiled and replied, "That's what I ate."

It felt very harmonious, and the faces of the two were full of sincerity, and it was difficult to say for a while whether these two people were crazy or not.

Yun Chu sighed and said to Jiang Xie: "Give Ben Shuai a face, you must not go crazy." ”

Jiang Xiedao: "Dashuai thinks these two people are pretending to be crazy? ”

Yun Chu looked at the cute He Jingxiong and Li Yuance and said: "What does it matter if it's true or not, people are clearly unwilling to talk to me well, people are crazy, I can't kill them, otherwise when I get to Luoyang, I'm afraid I won't be able to explain to Your Majesty." ”

Jiang Xie laughed and said: "In this way, once you violate military regulations, pretending to be crazy is really a good way." ”

Yun Chu said: "It's a pity that the merits of these two people who traveled thousands of miles southwest are gone, and I don't know why they are doing this." ”

Jiang Xie saw the helplessness on Yun Chu's face, so he said on the side: "Don't worry, the commander doesn't need to worry, in this battle in the southwest, the general didn't find anything wrong, we have completed all the military affairs assigned by His Majesty, and we have done everything to pacify the southwest that Your Majesty has not explained."

They don't want credit to be their business, I don't believe it, they can say anything in front of His Majesty. ”

Yun Chu shook his head and said: "The rewards for returning victoriously are naturally indispensable, the problem is that the attacks of the ministers will also follow one after another, and not all the generals who have returned to the court after victory can retreat with their whole body." ”

Jiang Xie said: "Isn't there still a general, Your Majesty will definitely not just listen to their side of the story." ”

Yun Chu nodded and said, "Okay, I'll ask you to help me say good things then." ”

Jiang Xie nodded as a matter of course: "This is natural. ”

Yun Chu looked up at the misty Qin Ling in front of him and said to himself, "Where is it natural that there are so many." ”

Li Si walked into Yun Chu's big tent again, carefully holding a red lacquered wooden plate, on which was a bowl of soup, steaming, and it looked like it had just come out of the pot.

"Aye, this is the chicken soup that the child has just boiled, to replenish Aye's body."

Yun Chu took the chicken soup and drank it, but he didn't say anything to Li Si, after drinking the soup in three or two sips, he picked up the chicken inside and ate it, threw the soup bowl on the wooden plate, and continued to be busy with his own affairs.

Li Si put away the soup bowl with tears in his eyes, and left the big tent silently, today, Aya was still reluctant to talk to her.