Chapter Ninety-Eight is a mess
The emperor and empress greeted the officer corps above the palace to welcome the class teacher back to the dynasty is also the etiquette of the Tang Dynasty.
It stands to reason that Yun Chu should lead a group of hundreds of officers dressed in armor to pass through the gate of the palace to be inspected by the emperor and the empress, and then enter the Ziwei Palace to accept everyone's congratulations.
It's a pity that because there are two fools in the officer corps led by Yun Chu, this makes Yun Chu's team look less neat.
Originally, the two fools could be classified as war damage, and they could not participate in this great ceremony, the emperor's will to say that all the meritorious ministers, speaking of which, He Jingxiong, the servant of the ministry, ran thousands of miles to the southwest to supervise the war, and it is inevitable that he will have meritorious service in supervising the war, although Li Yuance is a fool, but in the end he still participated in the southwest war from beginning to end, and there are also credits.
In this case, He Jingxiong and Li Yuance, two fools, stood at the forefront of the line, and their questions and answers complemented each other crookedly, so that the rest of the officers waiting for the emperor to meet were eager to throw them out.
The return of the Southwest War was almost the most important thing in the lives of the rest of the officers, related to their promotion, honor and disgrace, and even the family's plans, and if it were not for these two fools who ruined the perfect situation, this victory would have been almost flawless.
The Great War in the Southwest - and the loss of soldiers was no more than a thousand!
Among the 1,000 men, there were even six 25 shield soldiers who were tough with the takin.
A good victory, the existence of He Jingxiong and Li Yuance greatly reduced the victory, after all, a one-time loss of a high-ranking official at the level of a servant and a nobleman at the level of a county king, saying that Yun Chu led the troops to pacify the southwest and made a great contribution to the country, and there must be a suffix behind it - it is a pity that two generals were lost!
Yun Chu walked in the front, followed by Jiang Xie, a military horseman, and a foolish squire, a foolish county king, which made Jiang Xie, a normal person, look very lonely.
One hundred and ten Gong E's came to remove the armor for the general, He Jingxiong did not remove the armor, but reached out to grab Gong E's chest, which made Jiang Xie, the military Sima, shocked, and couldn't care about removing half of the armor, so he held He Jingxiong's hand first.
As for Li Yuance, since entering Ziwei Palace, the whole person is like a piece of wood, allowing Gong'e to help remove his armor and wear court clothes.
After Yun Chu finished removing his armor, he wore a three-beam purple gold crown, a purple robe and a white jade wat board, and a little mustache on his lips, and completed the transformation from a military general to a civil minister in an instant.
After taking care of Peiyu, Yun Chu glanced back at his subordinates, and said softly: "Your Majesty's judgment is your own decision, we don't need to be frustrated, and we don't need to worry, in this battle in the southwest, you will do your best, fight bravely to kill the enemy, and if you order to stop, you will stop, whether it is killing the enemy or soothing the people, you will perform well."
Therefore, if there is anything wrong in the battle of the southwest, the fault lies in Yunchu, and it has nothing to do with the generals.
When you meet Your Majesty, you should talk about things and don't say anything stupid about the unity of the southwest and the advance and retreat, do you understand? ”
Hearing the general say this, the generals still didn't understand that the marshal had to independently bear the cost of the two generals.
The generals bowed down one after another, and this was not the time for them to speak of their spirits.
When the celestial officials of the Ministry of Rites were singing praises outside the side hall, Yun Chu took a breath and took the lead in leaving the side hall, and under the guidance of the officials of the Ministry of Rites, he also entered the Ziwei Hall step by step.
The crape myrtle hall is very large, the doors and windows are wide open at this moment, the breeze makes people's minds clear, the emperor Li Zhi sits at the highest place, and two side seats are set up on both sides, on the left is the prince Li Hong, and on the right is the queen Wu Mei.
This pattern of going to the DPRK has been in place for three years.
Yun Chu came to the front, facing the emperor Li Zhi shook off the sleeves of the wide robe, the sleeves immediately flew like two giant butterflies, and at the same time, his hand also stirred the hem of the court clothes, and the hem of the splendid court clothes also flew upwards.
Every courtier of the Tang Dynasty has received strict training from the Ministry of Etiquette for the great etiquette worship of dancing and dancing, so one hundred and ten people danced together, and the scene was suddenly full of joy.
The emperor waved his hand, and the dancing stopped.
Just as Yun Chu was about to explain the process of the battle in the southwest to the emperor and courtiers, a terrible scream suddenly sounded in the huge palace.
"Your Majesty, help!"
The ministers looked at the place where the voice came from in surprise, and saw that Li Yuance, who was originally standing in the main hall like a wood, threw himself down in front of the emperor at this time, kowtowing like pounding garlic and begging the emperor to spare his life, where was there still a little crazy.
The generals glared at Li Yuance together, at this moment, they didn't know that Li Yuance pretended to be crazy and deceived the marshal.
Yun Chu looked back at the generals who were about to move, his eyes were half-closed, and he said to He Jingxiong behind him: "If He Shilang has any grievances, now that the Holy Son of Heaven is on the spot, please also avenge your majesty." ”
He Jingxiong's face was dull, and when he saw Yun Chu talking to him, he hurriedly said, "The tiger wants to eat my ......."
It seems that this person is really stupid.
It didn't take much effort for Li Zhi to listen to Li Yuance's crying, and then said to Yun Chu: "Does Aiqing have anything to defend?" ”
Yun Chu hugged the wat board and said: "Please be gracious and allow the Zhaojun Mansion to change to a family member, if you continue to let Li Yuance serve as the head of the Zhaojun Palace, the minister thinks that the first Zhao Junwang has fought hard all his life, and the little family business he has sought for his descendants will be in vain." ”
Li Zhi nodded, ignored Li Yuance, who was scolding Yunchu, and said that his eyes fell on the body of the military Sima Jiang Xie.
Jiang Xie came out of the squad and said: "Although His Majesty is a Sima in the army, however, he has heard of the dispute between Yun Shuai and the marching commander Shi, and just when His Majesty was about to intervene, the marching Sima had already gone crazy. ”
Hearing Jiang Xie say this, Yun Chu glanced at this person, he said that he would say it for himself in front of the emperor, but at this time, this person put himself out of the matter.
As Jiang Xie stayed out of the matter, Zuo Xiang Jiang Ke said coldly: "Please Your Majesty strictly investigate." ”
Yun Chu smiled and glanced at Pei Xingjian, the right minister who was as immobile as a mountain, and then arched his hand towards the emperor and said: "Some small things are not worth mentioning, and I also ask Your Majesty to reward the meritorious soldiers as soon as possible to calm the hearts of the army." ”
Li Zhi said: "In this way, are you not only justifying? ”
Yun Chu saluted again: "Your Majesty, please don't anger the generals and soldiers of the army, in this battle in the southwest, the soldiers are fighting bravely, and the fault is only one of the ministers." ”
Pei Xingjian saw that the people in the Yushitai seemed to be asleep, so he went out and said: "Your Majesty, the minister thinks that what Yun Chu said is very true, and the dispute between Yun Chu and King Zhao Jun is a matter between the two of them, and I also ask Your Majesty to reward the meritorious ministers of the Tang Dynasty according to the rules." ”
As Pei Xingzhen spoke, the people of Zhongshu and Yushitai came out one after another, hoping that the emperor would reward the meritorious soldiers as soon as possible, as for Yunchu, it was a reward and a punishment, and it would be discussed later.
Seeing that the master was standing alone at the forefront, Li Hong sighed and stood up and said, "Even according to the previous example, the general should be rewarded first, and then the others." ”
Wu Mei sat on the right side and looked at Yun Chu's calm face and frowned slightly, and then continued to sit there motionless.
Li Zhi sat at the top, patted the armrest of the dragon chair with his hand and chuckled: "I thought you had been an official for many years, and your popularity should be good, but I didn't expect that now when it comes to things, I find that you are nothing." ”
Yun Chu hugged the wat board and said: "There are herds of pigs and sheep, and tigers and leopards walk alone. ”
Li Zhi seemed to be not afraid of things and laughed: "You said that the people above this hall are a group of pigs and sheep? ”
Pei Xingjian looked at Yun Chu and said, "Is the old man also a pig and a sheep?" ”
Yun Chu looked at Pei Xingjian's big belly bound by the jade belt and sneered: "The tiger has become a pig, how different from a pig and a sheep, I don't know if you still have the capital to be as good as Ben Shuai?" ”
After that, Yun Chu turned around and looked at the Manchu Dynasty Wenwu and said: "Ben Shuai said that you are a group of pigs and sheep, you can have any objections, if there is, you might as well jump out today, Ben Shuai will follow up." ”
Pei Xingzhen said without anger: "The old man has not been on the horse for a long time, and his spleen and flesh are born early, and he is no longer able to compete with you in force, so are you satisfied?" ”
Yun Chu sneered, hugged the wat board and let those enraged courtiers shout and curse beside him......
The Wu brothers who watched this time were in an extremely excited mood, not only did the two of them not get close to Yun Chu and follow others to scold Yun Chu, but moved their bodies back, and Wu Chengsi also pulled over a fat head of the household to block in front of him, and then he smiled and watched Yun Chu being criticized by everyone.
Wu Sansi whispered to Wu Chenghe: "Yushitai Lao Zhang has already begun to say that his ancestors are eight generations, why hasn't he beaten people yet?" ”
Wu Chengsi grunted and said: "It's fast, it's fast, Yun Chu is the most unbearable, and the move is right in front of him." ”
Li Zhi looked at Yun Chuqing for a while, and his face was red for a while, and asked the eunuch to hold down Li Hong, who was thundering, while he himself stared at Yun Chu who was swimming on the edge of rage.
He also hoped that Yun Chu would make a move on the main hall and make the originally small disaster bigger.
Yun Chu stood on the spot, surrounded by bearded faces, all of which were unsurprisingly full of anger, foaming at the mouth and accusing Yun Chu of all kinds of mistakes.
It wasn't until Li Yuance saw that Yun Chu was criticized by the ministers, this guy, who was usually afraid of Yun Chu like a tiger, actually came to Yun Chu and pointed his finger at Yun Chu's nose and said: "Pickled chieftain slave, you dare to pretend to be my Tang Dynasty......"
Before he finished speaking, he felt that his belt was tight, and the whole person was actually in the air, only to find that he was actually lifted high by Yun Chu with one hand, and said in horror: "The prince spares his life." ”
Seeing that Li Yuance was held high by Yun Chu, the two Wu Chengsi brothers trembled with excitement, and they tore away the head of the household department who was in the way, and stood at the front, wanting to see clearly how Yun Chu beat others.
Li Zhi saw that Li Yuance was lifted up, and was about to shout to stop, when he found that the angry Yun Chu threw Li Yuance up hard, and then took the opportunity to insert the wat board into his waist, just when Li Yuance's body fell in the horrified eyes of everyone, Yun Chu's right leg was kicked out like lightning, and Li Yuance's body that had just fallen exploded with a loud noise, and he was kicked and flew up again.
Wu Chengsi couldn't hold back the excitement in his heart anymore and said loudly: "Okay! ”