The flower bear that has been raised by Li Zhi for more than ten years is bigger than all the flower bears that Yun Chu has ever seen, and it is much larger, and it is fully qualified to be called a giant bear.

Also, a flower bear with a body length of two meters and a weight of at least 500 catties can be ridden.

Li Zhi rode the giant bear straight to the front of Yun Chu's cell.

He looked down at Yun Chu, who was squatting on the ground and nibbling on peaches, beckoned, "Let's go." ”

Yun Chu immediately put the half-gnawed peach in his mouth in his mouth, and took two cleaned peaches from the basket, one into the giant bear's mouth, and the other handed to Li Zhi.

Li Zhi didn't dislike it, took it in his hand, patted the head of the giant bear who was busy gnawing peaches, and the giant bear turned around and chewed peaches in the cramped corridor and walked out.

The more they walked out, the fewer people followed, and when they left the prison and entered the palace, only Ruichun was left to serve them.

Li Zhi took a bite of a peach and said, "You haven't had a good time lately?" ”

Yun Chu said: "I was betrayed by my subordinates, my son is a bastard, and my apprentice is a stupid person who does stupid things, you say, how good can I be?" ”

Li Zhi casually threw away the peach pit and was caught in his hand by Ruichun volley.

Li Zhi said: "Let's make do with it, I can't get any better, my son wants to be the emperor as soon as possible, and the people all over the world arrange their own team, my wife is afraid that I will die, she will be bullied, and she has also made a bunch of people to seize power everywhere, every day when I am a dead person, come and see."

Hahaha, speaking of which, I come to ask for peace every day, saying that I care about my body, but in fact, I just came to see if I was dead, and they were so fighting. ”

Yun Chu smiled: "Then continue to live well, it is also a great pleasure to watch them hate you for not dying, and make you look helpless." ”

Li Zhi laughed and said: "There are few people in this world who want me to live well, you are one." ”

Yun Chu nodded and said, "That's true. ”

Li Zhi smiled: "You wish me to be healthy, and I naturally wish you peace, which is a heart-to-heart thing, but few people understand." ”

Yun Chu laughed and said: "Your Majesty is in the Divine Palace, there are many people in the world who wish you peace and health, but I am relatively close to the Divine Palace, and Your Majesty can see it." ”

Li Zhi nodded and said: "Today's Datang is not bad, there should be many people who read me well." ”

Yun Chu said with a smile: "For so many years, the taxes of the Ten Dao of the Tang Dynasty have been exempted by an average of one year and two months, and looking through the history books, only the period of Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty can be slightly compared. ”

Li Zhi smiled with satisfaction: "This is true, now, as long as the taxes of the dynasty are still enough, I really don't have any interest in collecting taxes from the people."

However, I was interested in collecting taxes from the rich.

If only the rich are taxed, and not the ordinary people are taxed, I am happy to see it, but unfortunately, the bulk of the tax will always come from the ordinary people, and thinking of this, people can't be happy. ”

Yun Chu said: "Your Majesty will wait a few more years, and when the imperial court taxes become a small part of the people's income, Your Majesty will not have to feel guilty." ”

Li Zhi looked at Yun Chu suspiciously: "When did I feel guilty because of taxes?" ”

Yun Chu spread his hands and said, "Your Majesty didn't say ...... just now"

Li Zhi waved his sleeves and said: "Joy or unhappiness has nothing to do with guilt, don't listen to the wind and rain in the future, I also found that you have been flattering recently, and you are about to become a sycophant." ”

Yun Chu stopped and said: "If Your Majesty gives a decree to marry now and allows An Ding to marry a dog, Your Majesty will immediately be able to see an upright Yun Chu." ”

Li Zhi slipped off the back of the giant bear, looked at Yun Chu helplessly, and said, "The skin has been peeled off, can you still put it back?" ”

Yun Chu said categorically: "Yes, it's just a special matter." ”

Li Zhi slapped the giant bear on the head, and after driving the giant bear away, he whispered: "Your son slept with my daughter, or if you don't get married, how can I be willing not to deal with that bastard son of yours?" ”

Yun Chu also lowered his voice and said, "Your Majesty's bastard son slept with my sister-in-law, and even had a child, doesn't Your Majesty think about my feelings?" ”

Li Zhi laughed dryly and said, "It's just love." ”

Yun Chu said: "The same is true for Yun Jin and Sisi. ”

"I gave Yun Na a vast Buddha kingdom in the Western Regions."

"The minister has also cultivated a stupid big man Li Si into the top talent in my Tang Dynasty, and there is not a single woman in the world who surpasses Li Si in both ways."

"Bastard, Li Si doesn't want to be your daughter-in-law, and what he has learned is not cheap for your Yun family."

"Your Majesty, this is unreasonable, a huge Western Regions Buddha Kingdom Guan Yun clan, your bastard prince sent nearly a thousand officials in one breath to help Yun Na manage the Western Regions Buddha Kingdom, whether the Western Regions Buddha Kingdom is surnamed Li or Yun at a glance.

Your Majesty must not get cheap and sell well, this will make Weichen despise. ”

Hearing that the emperor and Yun Chu began to scold, Ruichun took the giant bear and walked a few steps out.

Li Zhi smiled and said: "The stupid Yunna was raised by you, the bastard prince was born by me, but you taught, your bastard son was born by you and also taught by you, the stupid Li Si was born by me, but it was also raised by you, and it was taught by you."

Come on, let's have a good fight and see who is more wrong. ”

Hearing the emperor say this, Yun Chu had no choice but to sigh, there was really nothing to say, Li Zhi was right, in this pile of messy accounts, he Yun Chu was indeed mainly responsible.

Li Zhi took advantage of the victory and pursued: "Yo yo, I also heard that your family's etiquette teacher, the favorite thing to do is to climb the wall in the middle of the night to meet a lover privately, not to mention that this lover is still a criminal in the court."

Come on, Yun Chu, explain to me why your family's etiquette teacher climbs the wall, and why your family's groom is a key criminal in the imperial court.

Can such a teacher teach a good child?

The prince hooked up with your sister-in-law, and Yun Jin hooked up with my daughter, it's hard to say that it's not the teacher's fault. ”

Yun Chu said angrily: "Your Majesty keeps saying that our monarchs and ministers are compatible, why do I have so many hundred horsemen in my family, why do I have more spies in the Hundred Horsemen Division of Wannian County than officials, and most importantly, even if it is debunked by me, people are still ashamed to say that they are loyal to the court."

Your Majesty believes that the minister believes in the end, what is the reason for believing half of the defense and half of the defense? ”

Li Zhi looked at the angry Yun Chu with a smile, and said lightly: "Install the hundred horsemen to go to your house, the person who goes to your yamen is the queen, you don't buckle my head, I still trust you." ”

Yun Chu was speechless by the emperor's words about betraying his wife without any psychological barriers, and it took a long time to pick a thumbs up and say, "Your Majesty is clever." ”

Li Zhi gritted his teeth and smiled: "You can also push the responsibility on your wife Yu Xiurong." ”

Yun Chu sighed and said, "You can't do this kind of thing." ”

Li Zhi said in a didactic tone: "The mistress in the big family, that's not the wife, that's specially used to carry the pot, look at how many people in the court have thrown their wives out of the top tank over the years and escaped by themselves?"

embezzled, so he said that his wife collected it behind his back.

When there was a big scandal at home, he said that his wife had no way to take care of the house.

Tell you, there is only one head of the family in a family, as long as the head of the family is kept, there is still the possibility of a comeback in the future, and if you don't have a wife, you can marry a beautiful one and marry into the house.

You are the first generation in your family, and if you want to pass it on to all generations, you should learn this. ”

Yun Chu nodded and said, "In a few days, I will marry back tens of thousands of women in Xinna, southwest of the country, so that I can use them to take the blame." ”

When Li Zhi heard Yun Chu say this, a series of high-pitched laughter gushed out of his throat, and looking at the emperor who was out of breath with a smile, Yun Chu said: "It seems that Weichen doesn't need to check the source of this rumor, right?" ”

After a long time, Li Zhi stopped laughing, wiped the tears from laughter with his sleeve and said: "I see that you are building houses for those women, opening up acres, giving blankets, pots, and grain, and sending a large army to hunt wild boars for those women.

This is obviously what it looks like to live.

I thought that my general of the Tang Dynasty was going to take root in the southwest...... casually joked, but I didn't expect that after it was spread, it would become a big thing for you to be a hundred girls and a thousand girls at night...... Haha......

This is similar to you, General Yun, who was obviously shot into a hedgehog in the Western Regions and is fleeing in embarrassment, but it is rumored that you can kill seven in and seven out of a million army at the age of fourteen...... Hahaha......

Such a fierce general who does not look like a person, a heroic man who is sorry for not marrying tens of thousands of women, hahahaha......"

Yun Chu looked at Li Zhi, who was about to die with laughter, and knew that this was his revenge, he and Wen Rou, Di Renjie used to joke about the matter on the bed between the emperor and the queen, and thought that the emperor had forgotten about it a long time ago, but he didn't expect that people were still holding grudges.

I really couldn't help it at that time.

The emperor's spies are everywhere, you always have to let those spies find out some secret things that the emperor wants to hear, saying that the emperor is wrong in government, that is asking for trouble, and saying that he is laying out the whole Tang Dynasty, that is also a fatal thing.

I had no choice but to tell the emperor about the things on the bed between the emperor and the queen, so that the emperor could feel that he was aware of everything.

At the same time, Yun Chu was also keenly aware that when the emperor came to him today, he had no interest in talking about any national policy at all, let alone thinking about what to play correctly, and had only one purpose, that is, to see jokes.

Thinking about it, Li Zhi feels that he is already very powerful, and in the past few decades, he has expanded his territory more than ten times that of Emperor Taizong, and he has also driven all the threatening countries and tribes around the Tang Dynasty, and strangled them, and there is no rival in the world.

In terms of internal affairs, today's Tang Dynasty treasury is full, and the wealth of the people is far beyond the poor state during the Zhenguan period.

He is qualified not to be enterprising, to eat and wait for death.

Yun Chu naturally couldn't let himself become the source of the emperor's happiness.

When the emperor took a breath, he sighed and said, "Your Majesty, do you know the Ice Age?" ”