Chapter 126 The trouble brought by the round head
In the past, Yun Chu always felt that he was a man who grew up under the red flag, and the education he received since he was a child was to resist, and only those who dared to resist all injustices and dared to seek benefits for the public were great heroes.
In the face of the feudal dynasty, the back of the head is rebellious, eagle and wolf Gu is inevitable, and in the end either the emperor is beheaded and punished by the nine clans, or the emperor does not trend, praises and worships the nameless, goes to the palace with a sword, sleeps in the harem at night, and abolishes the emperor like a pig......
I thought that the only person who had this kind of thinking was himself, a person who was born against the bones, but I didn't expect that Pei Xingjian, Xue Rengui, and the words of the two of them also faintly revealed that they also wanted to enter the court, praise and worship, and go to the palace with a sword and wanted to be the father of the crown prince Li Hongya...... Taifu's meaning.
"So, you have to get closer to the prince as soon as possible so that you can deal with the twists and turns in the future."
Pei Xingjian, Xue Rengui did not hide his thoughts at all, and told Yun Chu all his thoughts bluntly.
"The daughter of the Pei family is the crown princess, and your Pei family's ship on the prince's ship is quite fair, but, Lao Xue, you are the person who Your Majesty has pulled up, is it too inappropriate to alienate Your Majesty and get close to the prince at this time?"
Yun Chu's words were ugly, Pei Xingzhen, Xue Rengui didn't mean anything angry, the purpose of the two of them seeing Yun Chu today was to tell some truths, and the truth was never very good.
Over the years, although the three of them have not dealt with each other, they all believe in each other's character, and there is naturally less concealment and detour when they speak.
"I'm about to lose ground."
Xue Rengui's answer was concise and to the point.
Pei Xingjian said: "Lao Xue is the person who His Majesty has single-handedly raised, and he trusts him a little more than others, His Majesty now ignores Lao Xue, obviously he has returned from a great victory, but he has been troubled everywhere by some ghosts, and his heart is inevitably uneven."
Hearing Pei Xingjian say this, Yun Chu felt that this guy was not well-intentioned.
Originally, the position of the crown prince Li Hong was as stable as Mount Tai, Li Zhi had nothing to say about his son, and when he was not in good health, he handed over part of the government affairs to Li Hong to deal with, and turned a blind eye to Li Hong's secret strengthening of his own strength.
At this time, if it is really for Li Hong's good, then the status quo should be maintained, instead of reaching out to the emperor's old team, which is not beneficial to the crown prince Li Hong.
"What are you worried about?"
Yun Chu frowned and asked Pei Xingjian.
"The daughter of the Pei family is the crown princess, and the son born to her is also the son of the world, Lao Pei, you still want to bring Lao Xue in at this time, do you want the prince to form a situation where flowers are brocade and fire is cooking?"
Pei Xingjian said, "I can't see Lao Xue angry."
Yun Chu looked at Xue Rengui again and said, "You can't stand it?"
Xue Rengui said, "My heart is empty."
Yun Chu said: "That's right, maybe this is Your Majesty testing you, speaking of which, I'm very strange, you two are both heroes in the world, can't you understand this thing?"
Pei Xingjian picked up the wine jar and took a heroic sip and said to Xue Rengui, "You see, people don't pay attention to the two of us at all."
Xue Rengui looked at Yun Chu and took a sip of wine and said, "As long as he is consistent with His Majesty, it's fine."
Yun Chu took a sip and said, "What is the reason?"
Xue Rengui looked at Yun Chu's face and said, "Some people say that you look at the wolf Gu with eagles."
Pei Xingjian came behind Yun Chu again, stroked the back of his head and said, "Some people say that you are naturally rebellious."
Yun Chu looked back at Pei Xingjian's flat head that had deliberately slept out of his official hat in order to make it easier to wear an official hat and said, "Just because my head is relatively round?"
Xue Rengui took off his hat and showed his flat head and said, "My head is also relatively flat, so you can't use your background to explain what happened in the back of your head."
Yun Chu said: "My adoptive mother's purpose for raising me is that I will become a hero on the grassland in the future, sleep with countless women, give birth to countless children, achieve a big tribe, and finally become a famous king on the grassland.
I didn't think about making me wear an official hat in the future, so I didn't sleep on my head like you are retarded, what, this
Have a problem?"
Pei Xingzhen smiled, "The two of us are here to test you, guess who sent our brother?"
Yun Chu smiled and raised the wine jar to take a sip of wine and said, "Naturally, it's ......."
Halfway through his words, the wine jar in Yun Chu's hand exploded and shattered on Pei Xingjian's flat head, although he was suddenly attacked, Pei Xingjian's fat body was driven by his warrior instinct, and quickly retreated, Yun Chu threw away the jar circle in his hand, hooked up the heavy flower stool with his foot and threw it at Pei Xingjian.
"You *** dare to me!"
Pei Xingjian slapped away the stool, and then retreated.
"You look like this, why doesn't Lao Tzu test you, even if you don't say a word, it is the right thing of the country to directly ask you for sin."
Xue Rengui knew that Pei Xingjian couldn't beat Yun Chu now, so he stood between the two and said to Yun Chu: "True gold is not afraid of fire refining, after this incident, no one should talk about your round head anymore."
Pei Xingjian continued: "The three of us are too deeply involved, and it seems that the three of us don't like each other, but everyone else thinks that the three of us are in a gang.
You don't want to marry a wife, and you don't tear up with other women, which shows that you are not lustful.
You can turn your hands into clouds, cover your hands for rain to get the money that splashes the sky, but you can scatter it in an instant, which shows that you are not a lover of money.
You yourself are obviously talented in poetry, half of the famous sentences of Tang Tai are from your hands, you just don't cherish it, the corpses that kill people on the battlefield are all over the field, there is the name of a butcher, others want to compliment you a few words, you can't open your mouth, which means that you are not famous.
You are proficient in all kinds of wine and wealth, but you don't cherish any of them, and a person has to have a pursuit after all, you are not lustful, do not seek wealth, do not want to be famous, then there is only one left, that is, you want to seize power with great ambitions.
If you don't figure out your mind as soon as possible, in case, you jump up and rebel, it will definitely affect our brothers.
Such a big thing, how can it be done if I don't figure it out?"
Yun Chu let go of his clenched fist when he heard this, and said to Xue Rengui, "You also see me like this?"
Xue Rengui said with blazing eyes: "From the day I met you, I thought you were a female minister, but after so many years, you are more like a loyal minister than me.
Don't say that you are only dedicated to the world, Lao Tzu is a farmer, and what he hates the most is those who are dedicated to the world, they say that they are for the world, but in fact, as long as they start to serve the world, the taxes on the farmer and the conscription will increase.
Just like the sergeants hate to fight with the generals who are dedicated to the country, damn, as long as the generals are dedicated to the country, the sergeants will suffer heavy casualties, so today, the three of us brothers will tell the truth, even if you say you want to rebel, Lao Tzu will never sue you for the black state.
It's amazing, in the future, you and I will fight to the death on the battlefield."
Yun Chu thought about it and finally sat down quietly, and a large group of people poured in, and quickly cleaned up the messy room.
Yun Chu took a sip of wine and said to Pei Xing, "When I said goodbye to Your Majesty the day before yesterday, Your Majesty told me that it was just a statement that benefited the world, and there was no way to make it."
Pei Xingzhen shook his painful left hand that was smashed by the stool and said, "It can't be implemented, if everyone in the Tang Dynasty is rich, how can they appear to be as rich as us?"
Unless there is a world of difference between the prosperity of the people and the prosperity of us, the people will have a relatively better life."
Yun Chu nodded and said, "I understand, I heard that the firewood burned by your Pei clan is carved with flowers?"
Pei Xingjian said: "There are too many talents in the Pei family, and some people who want to attract the attention of a certain family will carve flowers on the firewood all day long, and they will eventually be promoted by a certain family."
Yun Chu looked at Xue Rengui again and said, "I heard that there are paintings on the eggs you eat at home?"
Xue Rengui said: "You also know that my wife was born in poverty, and she entertained guests on weekdays, and she was despised by your wife's group of learned women.
My wife was forced to be in a hurry, and she likes to eat chicken on weekdays, so she came up with one
It's a great idea to paint on an egg and bring it to hospitality, what, is there a problem?"
Yun Chu sighed and said, "This is the reason why there is no way to benefit the world, your wife knows that she paints on eggs, and in the future, your family will not develop to wiping her farts with silk. shares, to the point of using a servant girl as a spittoon.
In order to show off your differences, you really do everything you can."
Pei Xingjian said: "Your family's luxury is different, but it is even more hateful."
Yun Chu spread his hands and said, "The Yun family's house is notoriously small in Chang'an, the Yun family's food is famous for the simplicity of Chang'an, and the Yun family's servants are notoriously kind in Chang'an, and they are not related to luxury."
Xue Rengui nodded and said: "A certain family really wants to see your family's worth a thousand years of spring flowers, and also want to see your family's wall worth a thousand gold, see the pharmacy placed by the old fairy for your family, see the original copy of the scriptures by the Yun family, wear the jade ornaments from the hands of the carving craftsmen of the Tang Dynasty, experience your family can make people like lying in bed in the clouds, and also want to taste your family's seemingly simple, but complicated ordinary food, if you want, our two families can exchange mansions, You go and live in my house, and I will live in your house."
Pei Xingjian sighed and said, "The old man wants to see your Yun family's learning, see the room that your Yun family has prepared for the female dependents in the family, and see the house where you can go to the toilet in the bedroom without any pickle...... Yun Chu, when it comes to extravagance, your Yun clan is the best in the world, and we are just a joke for people to carve firewood and paint eggs."
Yun Chu smiled when he heard this, and said to Pei Xingjian and Xue Rengui, "In that case, you two just accused me of being lustful and not loving money, I don't know if it's too much to enjoy it."
As far as you just said, it is enough to prove that my Yun family is the one who really wants to live a good life, and the reason why you think that I am weak in heart and bent on seeking power is entirely because your vision and experience are too poor, and you can't see through the rich life of the Yun family, and you just talk about some dreams indiscriminately.
Seriously, in the eyes of a certain family, you two are just two flies and dogs, and it is a compliment to say that you are the ambition of the bird.
You must know that Lao Tzu's heart is in Chang'an, and Lao Tzu wants to build Chang'an into a heavenly kingdom on earth.
I want to make the grassland people's longing for Chang'an real."