Chapter 57: The Theory of Sticks

After being on the line for a while, the seniors finally discovered that Wang Zixu was not a good stubble, and his combat effectiveness was not much weaker than the wheelchair man next door.

The main reason is that this rookie anchor has not exposed any black history for the time being, and the wheelchair man can still use the classic lines of the Void Kirby Beast to try to make him break the defense, Wang Zixu is really a little impeccable at present.

Handsome, with a good voice, his career can't be said to be like a soaring dragon, at least it's a promising future, LDL has a 100% win rate jungler, I heard that when he was still playing in KSG, he had a private contact with the LPL team, and next season is likely to go to the top professional league to make a name for himself.

After two days, Senior Xuan in Wang Zixu's live broadcast room basically didn't have a direct connection with him, but took out his housekeeping skills.

Wang Zixu replied to the barrage of senior Xuan, and the seniors said:

[Wuhu, the fish is hooked^]

Wang Zixu did not reply to Senior Xuan, Senior Xuan said:

[That's it?] Cowardly? Don't dare to align the line? 】

He replied earnestly and reasonably, Senior Xuan:

[In a hurry? I've got you covered! 】

He didn't reply after two sentences, Senior Xuan:

[yinliugou said that he just became a little dumb, Wu~]

The spiritual victory method can be regarded as a game for the Xuan seniors, and Wang Zixu is disgusted.

In terms of language logic, Wang Zixu originally thought that although he hadn't learned the true biography of the stick teacher, it was almost enough to use it to match the barrage, but now he found that he was still too young, and there were everyone on the Internet these days, and it was really not necessarily a person on the other side.

So Wang Zixu learned from the pain, and after a night of in-depth research, he finally delivered a major speech on "Why Electric Batons Are Better Than Xuandogs" the next day. (Note 1)

"First of all, the voice, the electric baton usually speaks uprightly, and when he argues with others, he is impassioned, and KTV singing is known as Anshan Eason Chan, not to mention how good his voice is, he is also a normal person;

But what about Xuangou, a eunuch voice, as if the basket had been slammed, what to say "aha", "provoke" is not burned 0 generally can't be made, probably a little mental problem. ”

"Secondly, in terms of games, the electric baton was once known as a genius boy, he won the TPA Grand Prix championship on his debut, and he was the heir personally selected by Mr. Liu for himself, abusing and killing the 34 blind monks of MLXG, and killing the gogoing Ruiz with a crocodile, which are all real achievements;

Xuangou,One can't touch the profession at all.,Every day he hangs his s6 on his lips.,Xuan's senior is even more self-hypnotic in the mirror is Xuangou doesn't like to play professionally.,It's definitely no worse than theshy to fight.,That's how to deceive yourself.。 ”

"Then there is the attitude of the game, the electric baton has never played a large number, almost no abuse of vegetables, even if the master is seven in and seven out, he does not say that he will go to the low-end bureau to make the effect, so Xuan Senior also said that the electric baton is rotten, which is extremely ridiculous;

Xuangou, you can't play in the high-end game, you can't win in the low-end game, all kinds of reasons are just for a withdrawal from the game, and drive the dogs under your command to learn to stink the national service environment, and I'm embarrassed to spray teammates. ”

"There is also the ability to create memes, the stalks used in the live broadcast of electric batons are all original stalks created by himself, his strong language logic coupled with a strong debating attitude has achieved countless popular classics, which are still praised today;

Xuan Dog,The terrier is either by stealing or by repeating it with one hand.,The stick shouts to send him, and he shouts to send.,Stick fans shout faker small otto.,Xuan senior has learned to touch porcelain ts、Niu Guli,A very boring thing to repeat a thousand times Xuan senior is next to the stalk good terrier.,The vocabulary is extremely poor.,To sum it up, it's nothing more than: anxious,^,Understand,Cans, etc.,In addition to these, you can only abuse.。 ”

"Finally, there are fans, there are many fans of electric batons, there are Ike in the recording and editing, there is a phantom father-in-law in three sentences, there is a green steel shadow in the charge, there is a may wind in rapping, the whole life is from Xiaofenger to Lux, and there is a K teacher in the yin music, and the entire live broadcast circle can be said to be unique;

What about Xuan Dog, a boring dog barking at the beginning of the film plus a punch man that is so bad that it can't be worse anymore has been put on for a few years, Senior Xuan still finds it very interesting, and the second creation is even a dazzling windmill at the end. If it's not my hand, I won't compare it with the whole Jiji country, just a messy little wind can overwhelm the entire Xuanjia army. ”

As soon as this article came out, the Xuanjia army suddenly collapsed, and the smoky fish bar instantly became much cleaner.

Wang Zixu put this article at the top of the fish bar, and no senior Xuan dared to come out to refute his theory, the reason is very simple, because the whole article is the truth.

Senior Xuan, who had a rhythm in the live broadcast room, also disappeared after this article came out, and occasionally a few hard-mouthed ones couldn't become a climate at all, and they were soon arranged by other normal people.

Although he won the war, Ji Jiguo also paid a great price, and under the influence of this incident, Mr. Stick did not have much of a double row with Wang Zixu.

It's not that the electric baton can't pull down this face, but the main thing is that there is a barrage that reminds him that JugKing is not as slow as you, and he has reached the top of the hanbok a few times earlier.

The electric baton didn't say it at the time, but after thinking about it in private, it seems to be the same situation, if there is a WEGAME label on the Hanbok side, four or five of his ten sets have to lie down to win and crush the game.

Considering that after the end of the World Championship, Wang Zixu will have to take advantage of the winter transfer period to find a job, and he really shouldn't continue to delay others so much.

A high Rank score does not mean that this person must be strong in his career, but the Rank score is a stepping stone to enter a professional team, and the first Hanbok is obviously the one with the highest gold content in the stepping stone.

And he is already struggling to play in this section of the grandmaster, instead of being a drag oil bottle with Wang Zixu in a double row, it is better to hone his skills in a single row and find out the state when he was the king of Hanbok last year.

After listening to Mr. Stick's idea, Wang Zixu also felt that what the other party said was very reasonable, so the two of them began to play single.

At the beginning, the single-row record of the electric baton was not ideal, seven or eight of the ten sets of records were green, and the KDA was basically the last one, falling all the way to the master 400 points.

After falling to the master, I don't know if I came to the segment that suited me, or if the feel and state came back, and the winning rate of the electric baton finally returned to four or six or even five or five.

At this time, the electric baton thought that his state had recovered, and he should not delay Ye Dad anymore, and was going to go to Wang Zixu to try it in the double row, but when he checked the other party's record, he found that everyone had already hit the eighth hanbok at this time.

Looking at the score that he was about to fall below the 100-point mark, the electric baton closed his eyes, spread it out in a wheelchair, and honestly went to a single row.

Send!

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Note 1: Original author: Miss Bella Moonlight coronation "20 Reasons Why Sticks Are Better Than Dazzle"

The author's classic masterpiece "Bath Towel"