708, abuse me thousands of times, treat you like your first love
After Yi Yun finished drinking, he suddenly saw a shadow on the city wall, and Qian Qianyi, a big official of the Donglin Party, actually appeared on the wall, and the dead old man smiled: "I knew that you group of villains who do not follow the rules of the country must pass through this place, so I rushed over first, Tongguan is the territory of our Donglin Party, and you will definitely not be able to pass!"
"I'll rub it!" said Evian. "
Think about it, one day you walked to a very majestic city gate and called the door, just screamed, and suddenly an old man came out of the city, the kind that looked stupid, but he was dressed like a dog, and deliberately posed, would you be startled?
Seeing Qian Qianqianyi appear, Liu Ru, who was following Yiyun's team, quietly shrank back, afraid of being recognized. But fortunately, she followed behind a group of beauties, and the light was completely obscured, so Qian Qianyi could not see her.
Yi Yun pointed to Qian Qianyi on the city wall and said angrily: "What is the situation of shrimp? Because such an important place as Mao Tongguan is under the control of the Donglin Party?
Dong Ying walked to Yi Yun's side in the rain, spread her hands and said: "This Tongguan is a checkpoint between the two mountains, one is no oasis, the second is no entrance, and the third is no minerals, what do you want, where the birds don't, how can it be possible to seal a prince here? Isn't that no different from exile? Our Emperor Taizu will not toss his children and grandchildren like this, so of course this broken place will be handed over to the officials to manage." ”
So that's the case, Yi Yun agreed with this explanation, and if he changed himself, he would not divide his children into places where there was nothing.
"Qian Qianyi, are you stupid? This prince said last time, you dare to come and talk to me crookedly, Lao Tzu will see you once and beat you once. Yi Yun couldn't help but point to the top of the city wall and curse.
Qian Qianyi snorted and said: "Don't be complacent! Don't think that you are the prince, you can insult the court officials at will, I believe that there is justice in this world, and if you do too much injustice, you will kill yourself, and the rich second generation cannot be a privileged class, our Donglin Party is to fight against you unhealthy tendencies." ”
"Bang bang bang!"
Applause rang out, and a group of onlookers shouted: "Qian Dajin said it well!"
"Qian Dajin is a Qing official!"
Okay, it's obviously a place where birds don't, why are there onlookers again? Yi Yun's eyes were sharp-eyed, and when he looked closely, it turned out that these onlookers who suddenly appeared were all extras invited by Qian Qianyi!
"I'll rub, you extras, how many Q coins did Qian Qianyi give you?" asked Yi Yun.
"Q coins, so we don't have high-end things, and the money is big enough to give us five cents." ”
"It turned out to be the Wumao Party!" Yi Yun was unhappy: "From now on, you work for me, and I will give you a fifty q coin." ”
"Wow, fifty q coins! Oh, in the next life, we are willing to turn into dogs and give you a care home. "A group of Maoists all knelt.
Yi Yun pointed to the city wall and scolded: "Qian Qianyi, you old horseman, you don't go against the Manchu Tartars, but you go against me all night and night, and hinder me from exterminating the bandits, you are a traitor." ”
"Wow, the old man is a traitor!" the Maoists immediately followed.
"I'm the king!"
"Old horseman, we misjudged you, and thought you were a clean official, but it turned out that you were a traitor!"
"Let's ban this in the future!"
"I ...... "Qian Qianyi was so angry that he vomited blood on the city wall, although he knew that these goods were Wumao Party, but the glass heart of the Donglin Party still couldn't stand the scolding, and he was so troubled by the Wumao Party, he actually surged blood and spurted blood. It can be seen that the most important quality of this thing is psychological endurance, you must not have a glass heart, you must grow a heart of diamond diamonds, such a thing as Wumao Dang, you can't pay attention to it at all!
For example, there was an author named Thirty-two Changes in later generations, and his concept was: "Readers scolded me thousands of times, and I was like my first love to readers", which is the style of cultivation, bearing, knowledge and general...... Ahem...... Syllable...... Bumper Bumper ...... Qian Qianyi vomited a few liters of blood, finally stabilized his emotions, and snorted angrily: "King Hu, don't be arrogant, now I'm on top, you are below, my Donglin Party's army is stationed in Tongguan, a wall more than ten meters high, hum hum, as long as I don't open the gate, you don't want to go over for the rest of your life." ”
As soon as he turned around, he ordered loudly: "Tongguan soldiers listen to me, the Huwang army under the city is a rebel army, they do not obey the emperor's orders, send troops privately, obviously to rebel, their purpose in Shaanxi is to join Li Zicheng's army of rebels, for the disaster of Dameng, all the soldiers of my Dameng country, they have the responsibility to regard them as enemies...... If they dare to force their way through, they will shoot arrows and roll logs and stones to wait. ”
This mouth's ability to talk nonsense is indeed a must, and the Donglin Party likes to engage in this kind of shameless rhetoric the most.
The soldiers in Tongguan didn't know if they had used their brains, anyway, Qian Qianyi was so inciting, they really listened, and they all lay on the city wall, pulled out their bows and arrows, lifted stones, and held things like fire bricks and fire pots, and there were actually several cannons lined up on the wall, pointing to the pass.
"I'll wipe it!" said Yiyun.
"Lord Wang, since the Donglin Party is going to mess around, we don't have to be polite, let's order the artillery to open fire, and blow this breakthrough to a pulp. Li Chengyu whispered in the back.
Chen Yuanyuan also said: "It makes sense, kill this stinky old man." ”
In fact, Yi Yun also had the same idea, but he was about to give the order, but his heart moved, no, it may be very pleasant and relieving to blow up Tongguan, but at the same time, it will also destroy the national property of the Dameng country! The ten-meter-high wall connects two mountains, how much money did the state spend to build it? How much financial expenditure does it have to use? If you bomb it to a pulp with a moment of relief, you will be too sorry for the tax income. And the soldiers in the pass are also the soldiers of the Great Meng Country, they are just deceived by the Donglin Party, if they kill them like this, it will be too pitiful...... These insects of the Donglin Party can come nonsense, but we can't come nonsense!
His raised hand hung down, reluctant to give the order.
Qian Qianyi on the city wall obviously guessed that Yi Yun was reluctant to do this, and he laughed proudly: "You can't get by, hahaha, you have the ability to take a detour...... Wowha......"
Go around a hairy road, if you want to enter Shaanxi, how can it be so easy, Shaanxi is mountainous, all directions are messy strange mountains long, ordinary into the insurmountable, to enter Shaanxi usually there are only three roads, one is from Sichuan to take Guangyuan, Mingyue Gorge into, but that side is also very steep, Shu Road is difficult, it is difficult to get on the Qingyao, if there is also a pass on the way to get stuck, the same can not enter. The second road is Tongguan, which is blocked by Qian Qianyi. The third road is Taiyuan westward...... It's too far away to walk.
Of course Qian Qianyi knew this, he was so embarrassed when he stood on the wall, wow, wow, wow, wow, as if Lao Tzu was the first, and an ugly old face was wrinkled together with a smile.
Yi Yun raised his middle finger at him: "You girl, wait and see, don't think that a small broken wall can stop this king." ”
"Come on, if you have the ability, come back to storm me?" Qian Qianyi danced on the city wall.
"Cut, small into the ambition, incoherent. Yi Yun suddenly reached out and pulled a rope in his hand, which was connected to a collar, and the country girl Yuchai Xiugu, who had been being led by him like a pet, obediently walked over: "What are the instructions for counting the gold (the master)?"
Yi Yun smiled and said, "Let the stinky old man on the wall take a look at your earth dragon attack!"
"Hey!"
"By the way, don't break the wall, just dig a tunnel and drill behind Tongguan. Yi Yun commanded: "This wall is the precious national property of my Dameng country, and if you break a corner, I will put you in a position like eighteen." ”
"Hey!" The country girl nodded obediently, and pouted again: "It's just a simple order, the front is all good, why do you want to threaten the family in the end? ”
"As a pet, you are not allowed to enter in question. Yi Yun snorted, "Happy thousand lives." ”
"Woo......" The country girl stood in front of the wall, the dark golden light on her body lit up, and she shouted softly: "The earth dragon attacks ......"
There was a loud bang, the earth shook slightly, and then the ground collapsed into a big hole, this big hole quickly drilled into the ground, digging and digging and digging forward, Yi Yun led the country girl and jumped into the hole, and then the rumbling sound extended forward.
Qian Qianyi on the city wall was stunned, didn't understand what was happening, and when he reacted, he exclaimed, "Oops...... This is digging tunnels at a rapid pace?"
I only heard the rumbling sound of digging the ground from under the wall, and after a while, a big hole suddenly appeared on the ground behind Tongguan, and in the dust, Yi Yun led the country girl out slowly, and said with a smile: "Tut......-tut!
Qian Qianyi: "......"
Yi Yun picked up a stone the size of a fingernail from the ground, glanced at the wall, and said with a smile: "Qian Dajin, I forgot to remind you, although the ten-meter city wall is very high, it is still easy to fly up with a hidden weapon or something, watch me kill you with a stone!"
"O?" Qian Qianyi was taken aback, turned around and ran...... didn't run a few steps, Yi Yun shook his hand, and the small stone in his hand came out, hitting Qian Qianyi's chrysanthemum.
"O!" Qian Qianyi knelt on the ground holding the chrysanthemum, and then exclaimed: "Oh, the stone ...... Got in...... It's miserable, who is coming, help me get the stones out......"
Yi Yun laughed and beckoned to the army outside the city: "Let's go, come through the tunnel...... We're in Shaanxi......"
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