Chapter 14 You Calculate the Parent-Child Relationship for Us
"How so? Therefore, how many years has it been passed down from generation to generation, how can it not work when a blood test is done? "The results of a hundred Xuanjia Army blood dripping experiments came to an end, and Lao Li Yuan couldn't accept it a little. The imperial doctors were also surprised, and it seemed that they were going to record the blood test in the medical book.
didn't get the answer he wanted, Li Yuan returned to his Taiji Hall in despair, and summoned a few henchmen to help come up with ideas.
Here, Zhai Changsun and Zhang Shigui breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that the so-called help was really help, so they put blood on each other to match each other.
"Hehe, Lao Zhang, I didn't expect your blood to melt into me. Are you short of a father? The blood test said that the two of us have a father-son relationship, I am older than you, or ......" Zhai Changsun unscrupulously quipped Zhang Shigui.
Roll ......
Lao Tzu has a father at home, and there are three fathers-in-law outside, and there is no shortage of fathers.
The result of the discussion among the ministers of the Taiji Palace, that is, there is nothing more accurate than a blood test, and in the end, it was the old minister Xiao Yu who gave advice, and the volcano made Yuan Daochang erudite and proficient in divination, so it was better to ask him.
Good idea, Li Yuan didn't care about the summons, and went directly to find Yuan Tiangang in person.
In the tavern, Li Yuanying had just placed the acre of land next door, probably because his fame had not been opened, and there were no other guests except for the workers today.
The account office ran away, and my daughter didn't have to go to class anymore, so after eating, she went to run around in the alley and play.
"Daddy, the third grandfather is back, and he also brought back a Taoist uncle." The little girl trotted all the way back to report the news.
Li Yuanying walked out of the backyard and looked at old Li Yuan with a puzzled expression, "What are you going to do?" I said that it was not so coincidental, and besides, even if it proves that I am your son, what can I do?
We've only known each other for two days, and if you're awkward, maybe I'm awkward too.
In this way, if you really lack a son to support the elderly, you can live in the store steadily, as usual, I call you a third uncle, please don't toss it? ”
Li Yuan was immediately unhappy, "Bastard, Lao Tzu has been looking for eighteen years, a full eighteen years." If it's you, will you find it if you lose it? ”
Forehead......
Li Yuanying was asked, really, if he were himself, he was afraid that he would be desperately looking for it like this old man.
"Well, what means did you find to prove it this time? It is not possible to drop blood for relatives, and there is no DNA technology in this era. Li Yuanying didn't care anymore, sat down and cooperated.
Li Yuan pulled Yuan Tiangang beside him to sit down and introduced: "This is the volcano Ling Yuan Daochang, a famous living immortal in the Tang Dynasty, proficient in divination and calculation.
Yuan Daochang, you can calculate the two of us to see if we are father and son? ”
"Yes!"
When Li Yuan came, he explained clearly, Yuan Tiangang said that he was embarrassed, no matter how great his ability was, he couldn't figure out whether he was biological or not, at most he could calculate the depth of the fate of the two.
Li Yuan is overjoyed, that's enough, if the fate is deep enough, what else can it be besides being father and son?
Seeing that the middle-aged Taoist nodded and began to look at the same time, Li Yuanying couldn't help but laugh: "I said third uncle, where did you find this fortune teller?" Can you rely on fortune telling to determine paternity? This trick is not as accurate as a blood test.
You, a Taoist priest, can really do it, and such a lonely old man can't bear to be deceived? Stop, stop pretending. ”
Li Yuan said angrily: "Don't talk, wait for the result." ”
I saw that Yuan Tiangang's brows were furrowed deeper and deeper, and a layer of fine sweat gradually appeared on his forehead. After a few moments, a trace of blood coughed up from the corner of his mouth, and the calculation stopped.
Li Yuanying had to stretch out his thumb, this fortune-telling performance is too hard, really dedicated, it seems that it is not easy for any line of people to make a living!
How is it? Li Yuan asked anxiously.
Yuan Tiangang shook his head, "I'm ashamed, your life is too noble, and you can't make it easy." Unexpectedly, the son in front of him was even more peculiar, his face looked like there was no past and no future generations, as if he did not belong to this world, a piece of chaos, poor and lowly skills, please forgive me for being powerless. ”
After hearing this, Li Yuan's head hung down in disappointment.
They didn't see it, Li Yuanying's face next to him changed greatly, and he said in his heart, who is this old way? So violent? Did it really work out?
"Ahem, dare to ask the name of the elder honor?" Li Yuanying asked in a low voice.
"Poor Yuan Tiangang, the son is polite."
Who? Yuan Tiangang?
Li Yuanying almost sat on the ground in fright, no wonder, it turned out to be this god man, fortunately, fortunately, fortunately, what he calculated was chaos without front and back, otherwise he would have known everything, wouldn't it be a bad dish?
"Disrespectful and disrespectful, it turned out to be Yuan Shenxian. If it's convenient, can you give the little girl a fortune divination and see what the future holds for her? ”
Li Yuanying, in the spirit of wool picking, pulled her daughter over and asked Yuan Tiangang to do the math.
Originally, Yuan Tiangang wanted to say that he had just forcibly calculated that he had been counterattacked, and he couldn't calculate it in a short time, but Old Li Yuan's eyes lit up and he was surprised: "Haha, that's right!" Yuan Ying was injured before and lost his memory, and he forgot his previous life, but Xiao Doudou is fine, you can calculate it for Xiao Doudou, maybe you can understand. ”
That, okay, Yuan Tiangang pulled the little pocket to show her palmistry.
At this glance, my heart was shocked, and my mouth couldn't help but praise: "It's unspeakably expensive, it's unspeakably expensive!" This child looks at palmistry, and there is no doubt that she should be a royal child, but her future is noble, but it is not because of her background.
The secret of heaven cannot be revealed, and the poor road can only say so much. ”
It's true?
Li Yuan was overjoyed, stood up and stroked his palms and laughed.
It's a real hammer! Xiao Doudou is my royal son, so it must be my granddaughter, so Yuan Ying is the fifth child of my family?
"Son, son who has been looking for my father for eighteen years. Your mother was still chanting your name before she died......" Li Yuan burst into tears and hugged Li Yuanying.
I wanted to subconsciously push the other party away, but I was too uncomfortable, but in this situation, Li Yuanying was also infected by Li Yuan's affection, so he didn't do it after all, for the sake of an old man looking for relatives, let him hug it.
He was still recalling in his heart, what did this Yuan Lao Dao say just now? Little Doudou is a royal child? So am I? What is my cheap daddy? Is this fortune teller accurate paternity test?
(Waiting online, I'm in a hurry!) )
After a while, Li Yuan's mood gradually calmed down, and he held his little granddaughter in his arms and began to tell about the old past. Hearing the end, Li Yuanying was stunned, "You are Your Majesty today, Li Yuan, the founding emperor of the Tang Dynasty?" ”
"Hehe, it's like a fake." Li Yuan stroked his beard and nodded with a smile.
Yuan Tiangang reminded: "Childe, how can Your Majesty's name be called? A great sin of disrespect. ”
"It's okay, let him do it once, so you don't know what your own father is called." Li Yuan was in a good mood.
"Eh, I heard that the emperor is going to salute, do I have to kowtow to you according to the rules?" Li Yuanying said tangledly.
Li Yuan scolded with a smile, "I found my long-lost father, shouldn't you give my father one first?" ”
Li Yuanying shook his head, "I don't know if this Laoshzi divination method paternity test is accurate, I'll go look for old objects, you'd better see if there are any tokens you know." ”
"You kid, once you get rid of the status of a commoner and become the prince of the dynasty, you can faint happily if you change to others, but you still want to push it off?" Li Yuan was puzzled.
"Don't worry, let me take a break. Do you think this counts as the first day I opened and picked up a dad when I went out? Or is it a father? TV series don't dare to act like this.
Don't think I don't know, the prince of the Tang Dynasty is not easy to be, and it is not as safe as me, the tavern shopkeeper. "With the system, how can Li Yuanying see any rich and noble rights?
As soon as he said this, wasn't he alluding to the Xuanwu Sect, and Li Yuan's face immediately darkened.
Li Yuanying knew that she was speechless, so she stood up and pulled her daughter to the backyard, "Doudou, where is the box where our family keeps the treasure?" You help Daddy find out. ”
What's that? ……
Yuan Tiangang almost knocked over the teapot when he heard this, is this your house? Let your child help you save things, no matter how you look at it, it is unreliable.