In the alley in front of the tavern, two big men walked towards the tavern with their shoulders hooked.

One has dark skin like black charcoal, and the other has a beard and eyes like copper bells.

These two are none other than the combination of the two giants of the Tang Dynasty - Yu Chigong and Cheng Yanjin.

Yu Chigong is pure brainless and reckless, Cheng bites the gold thick and fine, but he has always shown people with rammed goods, which is a well-known hob meat in the Tang Dynasty.

While walking to bite the gold, he said proudly: "In the past few days, my majesty has deteriorated, and I have been bullied by the gang of people under Prince Yin for several years and can't raise my head, but this time I finally came back with revenge and killed a happy one." ”

"But it's not, it's really enjoyable!" Wei Chi Gong agreed.

"I originally thought that I would have to fight with the Xue brothers to subdue them, but I didn't expect that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince had the ability to surrender in a few words.

also let Er Xue pick up a cheap one for nothing, and get a princess and wife. Cheng Yanjin said angrily.

He is talking about the two brothers Xue Wanjun and Xue Wanche, originally both of them were built by the prince, and after the Xuanwu Gate, the two struggled to resist, and finally surrendered by Li Er, the king of Qin, and his younger brother Xue Wanche was also promised to marry Li Er's sister and become the princess of the dynasty.

Wei Chigong nodded, "But it's not, it's really a life, why did such a good thing fall on the head of Erxue's fool?" ”

After a while, Wei Chigong turned around, what about people?

It turned out that Cheng Yanjin was standing in place, staring at Yu Chigong with wide eyes.

"What's the matter, what are you doing standing there? Why don't you go? Wei Chigong complained.

Cheng Biting Jin gave a thumbs up, "Old Hei, admire and admire, they all say that the black and white lady in your family has the strictest tutoring." When you say this today, I found out that you are the first real man in the Tang Dynasty, and the folk rumors earlier are not credible or credible......"

Wei Chigong was a little confused, and subconsciously said politely: "Where, where, our brothers ...... each other

Well, no, did I just say something? ”

"What you just said, how could the matter of Princess Erxue Shang not fall on your head?" Cheng Yanjin said with a smile.

What's that?

Wei Chigong went up and covered the other party's mouth, "No, I didn't say it, don't spread the word."

Don't let my two ladies hear ......"

It wasn't until Cheng Yanjin nodded and agreed not to pass it on that Wei Chigong let go.

The suffocated Lao Cheng shook his head and sighed, "Hey, I originally thought you were a real man, but I didn't expect that a stick of incense wouldn't last me."

It seems that this man's dignity has to be maintained by my old Cheng. ”

…… Zhente Niang is shameless, Wei Chigong really wants to pretend not to know this thing.

If it is placed in the future generations, the title of King Cheng is none other than Cheng Demon King.

While chatting, he walked to the door of Li Yuanying's tavern.

Wei Chigong introduced, "This is the good place I told you, and I guarantee that your trip is worthwhile." If you've ever eaten anything more delicious than the rainbow fried rice here, I'll write my name upside down. ”

"I don't care what your name does, if you want to lose, you might as well lose your Dawan BMW to me." Cheng Biting Jin asked for a change of bet.

Wei Chigong stomped his foot and changed.

He seems to have forgotten that since it is both sides of the bet, Cheng Yanjin has not bet yet, this is not an empty glove white wolf.

At this moment, the two of them saw Li Yuan sitting in the tavern coaxing children at the same time.

The two of them froze, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty?" ”

Because Li Yuan was wearing civilian clothes, Cheng Biting Jin and the two were not very real.

"Oh? Cheng Aiqing and Wei Chi Aiqing, are you here to eat? Li Yuan asked in surprise.

Cheng Yanjin replied: "That's right, Jingde said that he is familiar with this shopkeeper and will take me to try the craftsmanship."

Well? Your Majesty, what's wrong with your eyes? Did you encounter an assassin? ”

Xiao Doudou giggled beside him, "Grandpa's eyes were hit by Daddy just now." ”

What?

What a guts!

Little girl, who is your father? How dare you hurt the son of heaven?

Jingde, go back and transfer troops......

Well? Respect?

Old Black! What are you doing? What's the hair? Cheng Yanjin scolded.

Wei Chi Jingde came back to his senses and asked in a low voice: "Your Majesty, is it really Xiao Doudou's father, the hand of the shopkeeper Li?" ”

Li Yuan smiled kindly: "Okay, don't make a fuss, it's all a misunderstanding, you can sit down, there are no assassins, I am also here to eat." ”

The two sat at Li Yuan's table a little cramped.

Li Yuan didn't speak, and the two didn't dare to ask more, so they just waited.

Not long after, Li Yuanying, the back kitchen, came out with a large basin, which was a freshly stewed safflower carp.

"Yo, General Wei Chi is also here, just right, try the new dish of our store, safflower carp, I guarantee that you are satisfied."

Who is this? Li Yuanying looked at Cheng Yanjin while serving the food.

"This is Cheng Zhijie, General Youwuwei, specially for the rainbow fried rice." Wei Chigong said.

Li Yuanying warmly welcomed and said, "Yesterday, Ling Gongzi came to eat and helped the small shop a lot, and when I saw General Cheng today, sure enough, the tiger father has no dog." ”

"Oh? Have dogs been here? Cheng Biting Jin was surprised, and scolded in his heart, rabbit cubs, don't think about dad when you eat delicious food, and beat you when you go back!

"Yes, I also packed him a large portion of rainbow fried rice and said I would take it home for my family to try." Li Yuanying said.

What's that? Do you still bring it home?

Cheng bites Jin so angry, he has to be beaten again.

Yu Chigong said with a smile: "Look, I'll just say it, everything I have eaten is good." ”

Li Yuanying reminded again: "Yesterday, the two sons of the Wei Chi family came with Cheng Gongzi, and I packed them all." ”

Well? My two cubs are also packed? I didn't see it.

In the blink of an eye, Wei Chigong became the same as Cheng Biting Jin, and made up his mind to go back and beat his son, that kind of beating!

Li Yuanying can be regarded as making the Wei Chi brothers and Cheng Chumo miserable.

Yesterday, after eating and drinking, because the Yu Chi brothers got the gold ingots, the three of them made an appointment to go to Pingkangfang, and the fried rice did not arrive home at all, and was eaten by the three of them, and there was nothing left.

"Don't talk about it, if you don't eat this fish, it's going to be cold." Li Yuan picked up the chopsticks and let it.

"Fish? We Datang people rarely eat fish, but I didn't expect ...... Well? Shopkeeper Li, what kind of fish is this? Looks so like, carp? Cheng Biting Jin's question made Wei Chigong startled, and the chopsticks he had just picked up fell on the table.

"Shopkeeper Li, it's illegal for Datang to eat carp, don't you know?" Wei Chigong helped to play the round.

Li Yuan waved his hand and said, "Okay, I am not guilty today, and I will concentrate on eating." ”

Yes, the emperor took the lead in eating carp, so what is taboo? It's a rare opportunity.

Li Yuanying is a little puzzled, why is it illegal for Datang to eat carp? After asking, I found out that the original surname of the Tang royal family was Li, and the carp was homophonic to Li, and the meaning was unknown, so the imperial court banned it.

"What kind of rule is this, and the livelihood of the fishermen and people is cut off with one sentence, how can it be reasonable?

If you are the surname of the Son of Heaven, wouldn't everyone in the world have to stop eating rice because of taboos, waiting to starve to death? Li Yuanying complained, this is what Li Yuan said.

Yes? Cheng Yanjin and Wei Chigong's chopsticks fell again, and both of them knelt on the ground at the same time, and said in their hearts, Shopkeeper Li, are you looking for death?