Chapter Thirty-Eight: Who Tricks Who?
"This ...... Is it really made of wool? Gorou, I don't read much, don't bluff me. Old Li Yuan grabbed the cardigan and rubbed it, his eyes full of doubts.
Li Er didn't believe it either, and pulled out the self-defense dagger from his waist, wanting to cut it to see the thread.
Xiao Doudou hurriedly pounced, "Don't cut my new clothes, bad second uncle!" ”
Forehead...... A few people came back to their senses, and Li Er was embarrassed for a while, "Ahem, good niece, forget it, don't cut it, you let the second uncle study it carefully......"
"Don't give it!"
Li Yuanying held back a smile and just watched the Tang Emperor deflated.
Lao Li Yuan secretly kicked his youngest son next to him, meaning don't just look at it, help say something, and talk about business.
Li Yuanying stood up, grabbed Li Er and persuaded: "Okay, second brother, it's me who didn't think about it, there are still such clothes, the younger brother will give you a dress, don't fight with the child, her set is children's clothes, or women's, you can't wear it." ”
"Fifth brother, good brother, second brother didn't hurt you in vain...... Well? What children's clothing women's models? You bastard, who's going to snatch clothes from the kids? I'm not here to wear it myself. Li Er reacted and blushed.
Then Li Yuanying exchanged his points for an adult wool suit, and Li Er couldn't close his mouth with a smile.
Satisfied, he went back with his clothes, saying that he would go back to discuss and discuss, and work together to see what was appropriate for food.
Old Li Yuan looked at Li Er's back, turned around, and looked at his youngest son with anticipation.
Li Yuanying felt a chill, "Dad, what do you want to do and say it directly, don't look at me with such eyes, it's weird." ”
Lao Li Yuan rubbed his hands and smiled: "Wulang, look, this woolen sweater seems to be only in your hands, it is a masterpiece in the world, although your father and I have retired from the seat, but it is still the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, isn't it?" Such a unique piece of clothing, isn't it ......?"
"Gotta got, don't you just want to set clothes, small things, I'll give you a set, you put away this kind of look, I don't know and think you're ......"
Before he finished speaking, he was covered by Lao Li Yuan's mouth, staring at his youngest son with threatening eyes, "Bastard, the child is here, you dare to open your mouth." ”
The two turned their heads to look at their daughter, and the next second, they stood on the spot at the same time.
What is Little Doudou doing? took off his small clothes by himself, and there was a set of children's woolen sweaters in front of him, and there was only a cute red belly pocket left on his body.
Li Yuanying went up and hugged him, and old Li Yuan hurriedly took the clothes and wrapped the child.
"You stupid girl, where is this? This is the front hall of the tavern, people come and go to take off their clothes, how did Daddy teach you? Li Yuanying reprimanded.
Xiao Doudou stared at the woolen sweater children's clothes, and said pitifully: "Daddy, people want to try new clothes." ”
"Try, try on new clothes, this set of clothes is thick clothes for autumn and winter, it's the middle of summer and the heat, you can't cover the prickly heat when you wear this." Li Yuanying stopped.
"But this set of flower clothes looks so good, you see that there are cute little sheep on it." Xiao Dou reluctantly pointed to the pattern on his clothes.
Li Yuanying realized that he was negligent, and only remembered to exchange clothes from the system mall, forgetting that this was a modern style of children's clothing, with a pleasant goat pattern on it, which was very kawaii, and children would inevitably love it.
"I didn't expect you to recognize this as a little sheep when you first saw a cartoon character." Li Yuanying sighed.
Old Li Yuan scratched his head and wondered, "Good granddaughter, are you wrong, this is clearly a person, where is the little sheep?" You see that there are hands and feet, a head and a face, and curly hair, in my opinion, this must be a Hu man from the Western Regions. ”
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Xiao Doudou was not convinced, pouted and insisted: "Grandpa, you are mistaken, this is a sheep, you see that these hands and feet are all small sheep's hooves, and there are small sheep's horns on the head, how can it be a human?" ”
Old Li Yuan retorted: "Then look, how can these eyes, mouth, nose, and nose be a ball?" It may be deliberately blackened, in short, it is a person, or it may be a trick of the Hu people, and it is possible to wear strange clothes outside, or even simply wear a sheepskin. ”
The old and the young are so arguing.
Li Yuanying couldn't help it, and laughed heartily, "Dad, you are really whimsy, this can't help but remind me of a song, a wolf in sheep's clothing." ”
Old Li Yuan was not stupid, he saw the banter in his son's eyes, shook his beard and reprimanded: "What nonsense, it's obviously a person wearing sheep's clothing, how can it be a wolf?"
You got this dress, tell us, is it a sheep or a human? ”
Xiao Doudou also looked at his father expectantly.
Is it a sheep or a man?
Li Yuanying was stupid, she watched the play by herself for a long time, and the topic fell on herself?
However, is the Pleasant Goat a sheep or a human? It's really hard to explain.
After thinking about it for a long time, Li Yuanying gritted his teeth and said: "This is a sheep, what Xiao Doudou said is right." ”
"But......" Old Li Yuan wanted to retort.
Li Yuanying stopped, turned to her daughter and said, "Doudou, if you want to try on new clothes, go to the back bedroom and change them yourself, and we'll look at it later." ”
After the child left happily, he explained to Li Yuan what a cartoon character is, and this personification is actually to increase the interest and make the child more acceptable.
After all, Lao Li Yuan is an adult, so he can still understand this explanation, but if he changes to Xiao Doudou and wants to explain to her what a cartoon character is, I am afraid that I will not be able to understand it even if I talk about it for a day and a night.
In the alley outside the tavern, the Tang Erbiao group got together again, but this time there were two more young people around, and Wei Chigong brought his two sons to eat together.
"Lao Cheng, let's talk about it in advance, if Wulang lets me go in to eat and doesn't let you in, you have to call me Dad, and you are willing to gamble and lose." Yu Chigong pulled Cheng Yanjin to confirm again.
That's right, the two made a bet, the source is still Wei Chigong, he knows the rules of the parent-child tavern, so after this celestial meeting, he thought of such a bad idea, and was ready to pit this dead friend around him.
Cheng Yanjin's face was entangled: "Jingde, let's bet on this kind of thing, we shouldn't make ethical jokes!" ”
"What? You promised just now, do you want to regret it? It's okay, I'm ......"
"No, no, don't regret it, I mean, since you dare to write a war book, then of course my old Cheng will accompany you, anyway, there is an old lady in my family, I think her old man is happy to have one more grandson." Cheng bit the golden god and reversed, and he responded to the battle boldly.
Wei Chigong was almost shaken, stomped his feet and said angrily: "You don't talk about martial arts, you are obviously taking advantage of me." Hmph, I definitely can't lose today, you wait to be a grandson. ”
Cheng Yanjin muttered: "Impossible, although you and Gorou knew each other earlier, but my relationship with Gorou is not bad, how can he favor one over the other." ”
"Don't talk nonsense, the front is, we'll see!"
The two of them strode forward, and the brothers Yu Chi Baolin and Wei Chi Baoqing, who followed behind them, gathered together and looked at each other and said, "Didn't Daddy and Uncle Cheng call each other Daddy?" Who should be the son, how did it become a grandson? ”
"I don't know, but they gamble really big, or adults can play, why don't we gamble with Cheng Chumo like this next time?"
"Okay, bet on this next time......"