Chapter Ninety-Two: Unlucky Fang II

"Okay, well, the battle is over, Uncle has a good time playing with you." Yuwen Chengdu hurriedly changed the topic, otherwise it would be too embarrassing, and he felt like fools with Fang Yiai.

Next to him, Fang Yiai reminded: "Uncle Shi, no, the little red horse and my Dawan horse are still lying outside the city gate, and they can't race." ”

Xiao Doudou asked curiously, "Didn't Xiaohong come back?" Why? ”

Ahem, don't say it...... Yuwen Chengdu didn't have time to stop it, and Fang Yiai's love was already like a bamboo tube pouring beans, and it was all gone.

"What? Why are you so unrighteous? Xiaohong went to war with you, and you left her outside the city? Two big baddies! I'm going to save Xiaohong. Xiao Doudou turned around indignantly and walked to the backyard.

Yuwen Chengdu patted Fang Yiai's shoulder speechlessly, "Boy, I can't save you, your master is strictly forbidden to use divine power, wait to be beaten." ”

When Fang Yiai heard this, he scratched his head weakly, and couldn't help but look at the master, saying that he didn't mean it.

Who Cheng thought that Li Yuanying was not angry this time, but began to move the tables, chairs and benches in the front hall, which made Yuwen Chengdu and the others puzzled.

A moment later, there was a thump, thump vibrating sound in the backyard, and listening to the sound, you knew that it was a behemoth.

Fortunately, Li Yuanying rebuilt the tavern, and the opening left was spacious enough, otherwise the little elephant would really not be able to get out.

"Shhh...... Is this an elephant from the South? Yuwen Chengdu was knowledgeable and directly said the name of the elephant.

Fang Yiai asked, "Uncle Shi, what is an elephant?" ”

Yuwen Chengdu really wanted to pretend that he didn't know him, stretched out his hand, and said angrily: "This is an elephant, a fierce beast, but it eats grass." However, looking at the size of this elephant, it should be just a cub baby elephant, and the adult is more than twice the size of this. ”

"Oh my God, I originally thought that the ploughing ox and the war horse were already the largest animals in the world, but I didn't expect that there would be such a behemoth, if this was ridden into battle, wouldn't all the enemy's cavalry be trampled to death?" Fang bequeath loves chicken thief road.

Li Yuanying said angrily: "Look at the speed of elephants, they are slower than ploughing oxen, and they are live targets on the battlefield." ”

While several people were talking, Xiao Doudou had already brought the baby elephant to the alley, skillfully climbed along the baby elephant's trunk to the latter's back and sat down, said hello and was about to leave.

"Wait a minute, bring a gas mask, you bring a pair for a while, bring a pair for the baby elephant, the poisonous gas on the battlefield in the south of the city has not yet dissipated, you won't be able to get over it for a while without this." Li Yuanying admonished.

"I'll go with my junior sister, otherwise she will have a child, and I'm afraid I won't be able to get out of the city." Fang Yiai volunteered and shouted.

"Yo, I can't see it, you kid still knows how to protect his junior sister at a critical time, okay, let's follow." Li Yuanying said with appreciation.

Fang Yiai was overjoyed, laughed, and wanted to hold the elephant's trunk and climb up, but how to let the little pocket? The place is so big, and Senior Brother Fang is a big man, if you come up, won't the baby elephant be tired?

Fang Yiai pretended to be aggrieved, but in fact he wanted to try the feeling of riding an elephant, "Senior sister, you see that your senior brother is so tired that he can't stand up, you can't let me walk with you, right?" ”

Xiao Doudou thought about it for a while, nodded and understood: "Senior Brother Fang, wait a minute, I'll help you call a mount." Lion Cub...... Come on, come on......"

Well? Lion cubs? What a strange name for this child, do you name the horse Lion Cub? What the hell is a lion cub? Yuwen Chengdu guessed. Only Li Yuanying and Sun Daochang know that a fierce beast is so cute, is it really appropriate?

After a few breaths, a yellow figure rushed out of the backyard of the tavern, swooped in front of the baby elephant, and squatted on the ground with a frightened fang beai who was holding the baby elephant's trunk.

"Foxy, Foxy......" Fang Yiai stammered and pointed at the lion and shouted, at this time his legs were already weak, and he subconsciously reached behind to touch the kitchen knife.

Li Yuanying explained with a smile: "Don't be afraid, this lion is raised in a small pocket, it doesn't hurt people, if you are interested, you can try to be a mount, this kind of opportunity is not available to everyone." ”

"Huh? Master, don't be kidding, it's a meat-eating beast, similar to a tiger, and this thing can be ridden as a horse? "Fang Yuai is about to cry.

Xiao Doudou said disgustedly: "Yes, I caught it as a mount, Senior Brother Fang is so timid, don't believe you, let's change it, I'll ride the little lion." I see, you're just pretending, obviously trying to test ride my baby elephant. ”

…… Fang Yiai wanted to cry without tears, this time really let him rest assured to ride the elephant, and he didn't have the joy of seeing the hunt just now, his hands and feet were weak, if it wasn't for the baby elephant to help him with his nose, he wouldn't be able to go up.

In this way, the two brothers and sisters, one riding an elephant and the other riding a lion, went straight to the south gate of Chang'an, and Meimei earned a wave of eyeballs along the way, and even Li Shentong, the king of Huai'an, was frightened.

An hour later, the little red horse and the big horse were rescued, but after a night of smelling the stench, the two horses were still dizzy and depressed, and could barely follow them back to the West Market.

After seeing the two unscrupulous masters of Yuwen Chengdu and Fang Yiai, the two horses couldn't stop snorting to express their dissatisfaction, and they were very unwilling to refuse the intimacy of the two.

Xiao Doudou covered his stomach and laughed non-stop, "Uncle Tie, Senior Brother Fang, you have done a good thing, Xiaohong and Da Hei are scolding you for not being righteous." ”

"Huh? No, junior sister, can you understand what they mean? They're just slapping their noses. "I don't believe it.

Xiao Doudou retorted: "I understand, they have been talking, and on the way back with the two of us, Da Hei has already scolded you all the way, and told me to find a chance to fall you well in the future......"

…… Poof, really? It's weird and scary.

"Of course it's true, I never lie, but for the sake of our good relationship, I have already apologized to you and Uncle Tie, and they agreed to only scold you a few words in their free time, and not drop you." Little Doudou explained.

Li Yuanying was shocked, is this the talent of the King of Beasts? Not only is he proficient in the language of beasts, but he can also make all beasts submit.

"I don't believe it, little junior sister, don't make up stories to lie to me, anyone can hear it......" Fang Yiai shook her head in disbelief.

Xiao Doudou got angry, snorted lightly, and said to Da Wanma: "Da Hei, he doesn't believe that I can understand you, you kick him with your front legs." ”

Seeing this kind of scene, Fang Yiai couldn't help laughing, this is not a child's house, I can accompany you to act, but how can the horse ...... Oops!

Before he could speak, Da Hei jumped up and kicked Fang Yuai's stomach, and directly kicked the goods into the sky.

Fang Yiai got up in pain, and the first thing was not to cry out in pain, but to exclaim: "My God, can he really understand?" ”