In the backyard of the tavern, two old men dressed up and prepared for the portrait.

Li Yuanying was entangled by her daughter, on the one hand, her father asked to paint, and on the other hand, her daughter asked to seal the pen and not be allowed to paint, what should I do?

"Doudou, it's hard for your father like this to do, on one side is your grandfather, on the other side is you, the palms and backs of your hands are full of meat, who do I listen to?" Li Yuanying spread his hands, embarrassed. (ps: Sun Laodao: Don't I have a sense of existence?) Do you still want to be cured? ）

Xiao Doudou was unmoved, and wrote lightly: "It's very simple, whoever has the strength to listen to whom!" ”

After speaking, he directly reached out and grabbed the stone bench next to him, and demonstrated, "Daddy, I'll go to grandpa to compare my wrists." ”

Oh, my God......

Li Yuanying grabbed her daughter and broke her wrists? You're going to ask for the old man's life.

"I love you because I paint a portrait of you, and I paint a portrait of my grandfather because of filial piety, so you have to listen to your father in this matter. Just like you have to listen to me, I have to listen to your grandfather, understand? ”

Xiao Doudou pretended not to understand, but she didn't seem to know what to refute except crying.

After a lot of effort, he finally persuaded his daughter to no longer prevent the portrait of the old man, Li Yuanying felt that the sentence "the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility", it should be that the greater the ability, the more trouble.

Half an hour later, Li Yuanying looked at the old Li Yuan in a golden helmet and golden armor, and couldn't help but reach out to support his forehead, "Dad, you're almost the year of the sixtieth year, right?" This golden helmet and golden armor is really not suitable for you, according to this style to draw out the heroic martial arts, but the fastest painting takes half an hour, I'm afraid you can't bear it. ”

"Less nonsense, the old man is not old! I thought about it for a moment, and it was rare to put on this armor again, and it was nothing for half an hour. By the way, good granddaughter, grandpa thought about it, this armor is very compatible with your fox, so you won't ride a horse, and your fox will borrow grandpa to ride and draw a portrait. Old Li Yuan urged excitedly.

Although Xiao Doudou was reluctant, he also understood his father's filial piety, and still called the lion to cooperate with a wave.

Seeing this scene, Sun Laodao looked down at the somewhat white Tsing Yi Taoist robe that he had washed, and the half-used whisk in his hand, how shabby it looked, not to mention the mount, huh...... As for mounts, as a Taoist master, I have to ride a sika deer to meet this Taoist robe, hey...... Am I not asking for hardship, what kind of pomp and circumstance do I compare with the emperor of a country?

Thinking of this, Sun Laodao couldn't help but straighten his waist, his temperament changed, and the Taoist master's attitude was fully revealed, with a transcendent indifference. It seems that this old way is planning to fight for external reasons, but for internal reasons.

Li Yuanying had just set up the drawing board and took out the charcoal, and before he could start painting, the emperor's family arrived.

Li and the others arrived before they arrived, and came directly to the backyard of the tavern, and raised their eyes to see, okay, it's better to come early than to come by chance, it turns out that it is true that the fifth brother can paint.

"Haha, fifth brother, you really hide it, I heard that you have a Danqing wonderful pen, everyone is very hot, you see, I and your second sister-in-law, and a few children all want a portrait, and I will paint it for my father later, by the way, how about painting one for us?"

Li Yuanying looked at the number of people, he didn't hold the paintbrush in his hand, he fell to the ground with a click and broke, and he cried out in his heart, my second brother, you brought a family here, do you want to exhaust me?

Without waiting for him to explain, Old Li Yuan reprimanded: "What does the mess look like? What are you messing with? As soon as I came, I was urging to paint, and they were all in a row in the back, and Doctor Sun was also waiting, and you were in the back of Doctor Sun. ”

Yes? I showed mercy to your boss, I felt sorry for my little son, and drove them away, and after a long time, I didn't speak, so you helped me arrange the task? Li Yuanying is about to collapse, how can he be such a father.

Li Er and the others hurriedly apologized, and Sun Laodao calmly replied: "It's okay, Lao Dao is not in a hurry." ”

Xiao Doudou here was about to cry, "Daddy, you promised me to only paint for Grandpa and Grandpa Sun, and now that there are so many people, isn't my painting becoming more and more worthless?" ”

Seeing this scene, Li Er laughed and said, "What? Are you short of money to spend? Tell the second uncle, if you are short of money, the second uncle will give it to you, why do you need to sell paintings? I'll give you a hundred taels first, take it to buy snacks and toys, and then come to the second uncle after spending it. ”

Li Er took a piece of ten taels of gold from the hand of the old servant, that is, one hundred taels of silver. 、

But Xiao Doudou didn't answer, and said with a little disgust: "Second uncle, are you coaxing me as a child?" My painting is priceless, and it is worth at least three thousand taels when it is sold. ”

What? Three thousand taels? My God, who said that? Li Er exclaimed.

Xiao Doudou stretched out his hand and pointed at the queen, and the eldest grandson queen coughed embarrassedly: "What the concubine said, the painting of Doudou is excellent, and the price is three thousand taels when it is released, and it can be sold." ”

"It's not ......" Li Er was a little confused, and secretly complained in his heart that his daughter-in-law was a little nonsense, what kind of calligraphy and painting to talk to a child, and coaxed him with pocket money, how is it now? It's not easy to coax.

"Ahem, Doudou, what are you going to do with so much money?" Li Er resolved his embarrassment by asking questions.

Xiao Doudou looked innocent, and replied cutely: "Don't do anything, I just like money, three thousand taels is a lot of money, I can count it every day!" ”

Burst...... Li Er almost vomited blood by this big pant, just for this?

"Hey, Doudou likes to count the silver, that's easy to do, I'll let you take you to visit the treasury when I go back, which is the place where the Tang Dynasty stores silver, there are countless silvers, you can count them casually, let you count them happily." Li Er patted his chest and agreed.

"Really? That's great, I'd love to check it out now. Xiao Doudou said with a twinkle in his eyes.

Li Er gave the waiter Lao Gao a look, "Okay, okay, go now, go now, let him take you there, don't worry about it." ”

Yes, easily sent away the little niece, Li Er smiled proudly at the fifth brother, as if to say, no one interferes, you can concentrate on painting, right?

Li Yuanying felt a headache, there are three generations of grandchildren in this family, six people, when did I go to paint? Well? yes, how nice if I could draw a family portrait for them? Yes, yes, that's it.

should really praise his wit, Li Yuanying said his thoughts, and everyone readily agreed, family photo? That's really good, especially Lao Li Yuan, full of praise, don't you want to have children and grandchildren around your knees when you're old.

Li Er and his wife stood behind, Li Yuan sat on a stool by himself in the middle, holding Xiao Changle in his arms, and on both sides stood his grandson Li Chengqian and grandson Li Ke, the scene of a happy family, Sun Laodao, a bystander, couldn't help but nod in admiration.

Li Yuanying frowned, "Dad, this is a family photo, your armor is too eye-catching, let's change it, change into ordinary clothes." ”

"Okay, Erlang, come and help my father go to the first ......" The old man was very interested.

An hour later, Li Yuanying finally worked hard to write and finished the painting sweatingly, and everyone applauded when they looked at this family photo.

Li Er patted Li Yuanying on the shoulder and said that Wulang is good, when the Yan family brothers learn this painting in the future, the two of us brothers will definitely paint another painting together.

Old Li Yuan stared at the picture scroll blankly for a moment, with a lot of thoughts in his heart, after all, he sighed and didn't speak, maybe he remembered his deceased wife, or the other two sons.

"It's a shame that the family can draw a family portrait, otherwise I'm really worried about seeing the old man's golden helmet and golden armor fully armed. And there are so many people, I can't bear to draw them one by one. Li Yuanying let out a sigh, sat on the stone board to rest, and complained to Li Er.

"Hehe, the fifth brother is hard, this family photo is excellent, for my brother to go back to find someone to frame it, and hang it in my study. You rest and rest, and when you go to the palace tomorrow, you will draw a picture for me and your second sister-in-law alone......"

What??

It's over, Li Yuanying feels that he has been cheated.

Sun Laodao, who was also sitting on the stone table, asked in a low voice: "Wulang, Lao Dao is not in a hurry, just wait for your leisure time to paint." ”

…… I believe you are a ghost, you old grandson, you dare to say this sentence not to urge me?