Chapter 129: Two Little Ancestors
The county magistrate was frightened, and his heart said What's wrong today? Could it be that this thief is some kind of big shot? For a small theft, the emperor and the king of Qin came to pay attention together? I've never seen it so grand, and this thief is worth it.
Everyone in the county government hurriedly saluted, and the theft was dumbfounded, no, it should be said that they were scared stupid.
Li Er didn't come down, just rode a lion like this, he felt that this thing was much more comfortable to sit on than riding a horse, stable and even soft, it was really convenient, did you consider asking your little niece to help him catch a head back as a mount?
"Am I that terrible? Answer my questions and spare you the sin of rudeness! Li Er stared at the thief and asked.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, you can make this, this divine beast stay away from the small one, harm, scared!"
Burst...... Li Yuanying couldn't help but laugh, "Second brother, the live-action version of the fox and the fake tiger is powerful......"
Li Er glared at this unscrupulous younger brother fiercely, and commanded towards the Chang'an County Order: "What kind of system is it to be so filthy above the public court?" Take him down to pack up and change his clothes, and then come back for questioning. ”
"Don't be busy, don't be busy, I have a way!" The little Doudou who came after him shouted.
"Yes, we have a way to ......," Princess Changle echoed.
At this time, everyone looked outside the lobby, good guys, two little princesses are riding an elephant, so domineering!
Li Yuanying said in his heart, why did you bring the children? Second brother, you are too hasty, I don't dare to take this child out now, I can cause trouble too much, wherever I go, where I can't be at peace.
The two brothers were whispering to each other, and Xiao Doudou had already begun to instruct the officials to fork out the thief and throw it into the courtyard.
Ancient buildings are basically made of wood and stone, so fire safety is very important, but if a pure wooden building is on fire, it is too difficult to save, so a few large tanks filled with water will be prepared in the yard, and there can be an emergency measure in case of fire.
The two little ones did not dismount, but patted the elephant's head, and the elephant was so clever that he went to the big water tank in the middle of the yard and took a deep breath with his nose, and the water in the tank visibly dropped four fingers.
Then, in the presence of everyone, the baby elephant gave the thief a big open-air shower on the spot.
Doudou and Changle sat on the back of the elephant and kept clapping their hands and praised, the baby elephant is so good, it can water the ground and bathe......
A quarter of an hour later, seeing that a large vat of water had bottomed out, the thief couldn't bear it and begged for mercy: "Stop, stop, stop, two little ancestors, I know it's wrong, I shouldn't have stolen the Qin Palace, I shouldn't have done this business, don't pour it anymore, I'm already full...... Whining. ”
Burst...... Seeing that the thief who had been arrogant from beginning to end was bullied like this by two little girls, all the officials, including the county magistrate, couldn't help laughing, good guys, these two little princesses are really powerful, just take a bath and let him recruit them all, but it is easier than us to try the case, you see how deep this thief knows? I regret joining this industry.
Xiao Doudou motioned for the elephant to stop, smiled at the thief and asked, "Do you blame me for watering too much?" I'm sorry, it's so much fun to hold back, I'll let my baby elephant help you. Baby elephant baby elephant, he drank too much water and bloated his stomach, you step on two feet to help him step on the water out......"
What? Belch...... The thief fainted.
All the officials were stunned, and they couldn't bear to look at the next scene, and everyone invariably rose up with sympathy and pity, and said in their hearts that these two little princesses were terrible, they were really two little ancestors.
Li Er looked at this scene, and secretly said that it was not good, in the future, it would be better to let Lizhi come out to play, and then be damaged by Doudou, it is enough to make such a small fuss as Doudou, but there can't be another one.
Li Yuanying hurriedly went over to persuade him, how can this be done? Let the elephant step on it twice, and not be trampled to death?
"No, Daddy, yesterday I let the little elephant step on Senior Brother Fang twice, he's fine!" Xiao Doudou explained cutely.
What? Oh, my God...... No wonder Fang Er asked me for leave today and said that I was in pain, I thought it was because I drank too much bad wine, and you did it for a long time? Thinking of this, Li Yuanying couldn't help but be a little afraid, she still patted her chest to discipline the child for Fang Xiang, this is good, it's too ruthless, let Fang Xiang know, don't you feel distressed?
"Don't talk, isn't everyone as rough and thick as your senior brother Fang, and he is extremely powerful, and he will never dare to do it again in the future, you know? Come on, hurry up, hurry up, carry this guy back to the lobby, and you have to continue to ask. Li Yuanying hurriedly called for rescue.
"Daddy, I'll let the baby elephant help you ......"
"No, you two come down, just stand beside me and watch, adults do things, you children don't make trouble."
The thief who narrowly escaped his life poured beans like a bamboo tube, recruited everything, didn't need to be asked, and even explained everything he did on the first day of his entry into the industry ten years ago, but the master who was tired of the jury record this time was full of thick records, and it is estimated that he can make up an autobiography.
The eyes of the master looking at this thief are wrong, if it weren't for the presence of His Majesty and the prince, I am afraid that he would want to come up directly and stab this guy to death with a pen!
After this person's confession, it turned out that the story was like this, at first Li Yuanying, the king of Qin, was born out of thin air, broke into a big position among the people, and spread to foreign countries, and some foreigners wanted to buy thieves and want to steal good seeds, but they were rejected by this gang of thieves who also had a way to steal, and let out the words, in the future, if anyone in the Tang thief world did business with foreigners, they would collectively boycott.
Originally, the matter stopped here, but the thief world didn't know who owed it, and it was rumored that he once wanted to steal His Royal Highness King Qin, and he didn't even enter the door, if anyone can succeed, it will be the first in the world.
Good fellow, the person who said this didn't live that night, why? Who is His Royal Highness King Qin? The great benefactor that the people collectively worshipped, do you dare to do it? Like the previous Yin family dead, he was harmonized by the enthusiastic masses.
Although this person died, but he made a bad start, the rumors he left behind kept scratching the hearts of many thieves day and night, and they all wanted to try the truth or falsehood, countless people tried to try their hands from Li Yuanying, the king of Qin, but all failed, it was really impossible to enter the door, and the more it spread, the more evil it became, even the world's first thief Ling Feiyan said that it was unsuccessful.
Hearing this, Li Yuanying and Li Er glanced at each other, couldn't help but shake their heads and smile bitterly, and roughly understood, these people must be a tavern of theft, and this guy in front of him is a stupid thief, and he figured out the rumors, but he went to the Qin Wangfu, although he succeeded, he also pitted himself, what else is he boasting about being the first in the world now? Self-righteous fools, what a shame for the thief world.
Zhongzhu quickly stood up and asked, "Your Majesty, King Qin, this person is too hateful, let the little ones be beaten to death in the court." ”
Li Yuanying waved his hand and smiled: "It's just a stupid thief with no brains, Chang'an Order, according to the law of the Tang Dynasty, how to sentence the crime of theft?" You should deal with it impartially, and I will go back if I have something to do with Your Majesty. ”
Chang'an ordered Li Yuanying and a few people to be sent out of the door respectfully, and then came back to announce the sentence, three years in prison!
After the explanation of the officials, the thieves figured out that they had stolen the wrong place after a long time? The reputation of the first world was ruined, and I thought that I could be the first in the world, what is the first in the world? The first shame of the world of thieves.
The head of the fast catch kicked this guy and scolded: "Count your kid's life to meet His Royal Highness the kind-hearted King Qin, and only sentenced you to three years for stealing the Qin Palace?" It's too light. ”
The thief remorsefully said, "Why don't you give me a good time?" ”
"Want to die? It's a pity, if it weren't for His Highness, we could do it, even if we let you out now, the people of Chang'an would know about it, and it would probably be able to help you. But not now, according to the law of the Tang Dynasty, you will have to be imprisoned for three years. With your crimes, it is safest to be put in prison, and it is estimated that you will be a rat crossing the street when you leave the yamen. Don't talk nonsense, let's go, who wants you not to be long-sighted. ”
No matter how Chang'an County handled the case, here the two Li brothers took their two children to the Tang Dynasty Qin Palace, that is, the Tiance General's Mansion that year, in Chang'an City, in addition to the imperial palace, the highest specification and the most luxurious mansion.