Chapter 133: The Little Talkative Girl
"Let me tell you the secret, in fact, my father has no money, how much he earns and spends, what about the richest person in my family, you might as well guess who it is? If you guess correctly, there is a reward......" Xiao Doudou showed off in a little clever ghost posture, and almost announced that the answer was himself.
But there was a stupid thief among the robbers, and he blurted out: "Who? ”
"Of course it's me, you're so stupid you can't even guess. Originally, my imperial grandfather was the richest, but his money was put in the Daming Palace, not long ago I entered the palace with him, he gave me a big box of jewelry, and said that the remaining nine boxes are also mine when I grow up, so now it's me, by the way, it's still me in the future. ”
In the face of a little girl's merciless ridicule, all the robbers looked back at the one who interjected, and the leader slapped him and scolded: "Soul is faint, who wants you to talk more, it seems that we have never seen the world." ”
Turning his head, the leader said viciously to Xiao Doudou: "Little guy, we don't ask your father for money, although we don't have as much money as you, we don't need money......"
"No, no, my father said, no one in the world doesn't need money!"
"We really don't want money, ahem, don't interrupt me, where did I just go?" The leader seemed a little forgetful, and his subordinates reminded him before he remembered and continued, "As for our ......"
"Oh, what can I do? My family is very poor, and it seems that in addition to money, there are only drinks and food, do you want to eat my family's food and drinks? Then just go and spend money to eat, we have takeaways, oh oh, yes, this is going to cost money, you are not as rich as me after all......"
Xiao Doudou talked to himself, but he didn't care about the other party's threat at all, and finally said excitedly as if he had a flash of inspiration: "I know, you want to arrest me and let my father cook for you for free, right?" ”
Burst...... The leader of the robbers is about to vomit blood, can you listen to the end of the story? Besides, let's just do it? It's just a matter of being despised by you for being poor, and you have to kidnap a princess of a country for wine and food? It's too unproductive, isn't it? We're not foodies!
"Enough! Interrupt me again, and we'll tear you up! Do you understand how to tear up tickets? It's a knife click, so that you will never see your father and mother again. Listen, what do you answer when I ask, remember? The leader roared angrily.
Xiao Doudou pursed his lips, "Hmph, what is fierce, I won't talk for a day, and I still want to answer the question, don't answer, let's tear up the ticket, I'm not afraid of you, I haven't seen a loud voice, the bearded uncle, the black-faced uncle are all better looking than you......"
Me, I...... Don't pull me......
"Chief, we didn't pull you!"
“…… I mean, I'm going to tear up the ticket, don't pull me! , what kind of freak is this stinky girl, so difficult? The leader of the robbers looked at this group of subordinates whose IQ was not online, and he also felt powerless, so he should give himself a step down.
"Little girl, let me tell you, now that you are tied up by us, you have to listen to us for everything, otherwise we will really tear up the ticket, before your father sends us high-yield seeds, you had better be obedient, otherwise we will beat people, many children are beaten by us to cry and cry ...... mother"
"Oh...... So you're here for the potatoes? It's all buried in the backyard of my house, it's worthless, what do you want it for? It's better to ask for money and interest! Xiao Doudou looked disdainful.
Everyone stood on the spot, looked at each other, and then cheered at the same time, "Found it, sure enough, it's here!" ”
Xiao Doudou looked at this group of strange people, angry for a while and cheering for a while, it couldn't be a sick beggar, right? It's so pitiful!
"Hey, if you want potatoes, you are obedient and buy me two strings of sugar gourds, and I will go home and shave two potatoes for you, don't be so troublesome and threaten my father." Xiao Doudou is kind.
It's a pity that who believes these people on the other side?
The leader giggled, "Little one, if it weren't for your greed, how could it have fallen into our hands?" You don't have to worry about the potatoes, we still ask your father to rest assured, let you go home to help, what if you don't come back? Or obediently stay here and give us peace of mind as a meat ticket, when you're in a good mood, uncle, I can loosen the rope for you......"
"You mean that?" Xiao Doudou stood up and held up a handful of broken rope and asked.
Ga!
All the robbers were stunned at the same time, this, what is the situation?
The robber boss turned around and kicked one of his subordinates down, "Idiot, you can't tie up a little girl, fortunately this little guy is a little stupid, otherwise what if she sneaks away?" ”
"Boss, I, I've tied up ......"
Bang, another kick!
"Don't, don't hit the boss, I'll re-tie up!"
"No need, stand aside and watch, Lao Tzu will come in person!"
Xiao Doudou looked at these people with a giggle, just like watching a performance, and when the boss was tied again, Xiao Doudou smiled and said, "Hey, this uncle, your rope doesn't seem to be very strong......
What? Why, why is it broken again?
The leader of the robbers took the broken rope and pulled it hard, no problem, how could it be?
Someone whispered: "Boss, boss, listen to the people here say that King Qin of the Tang Dynasty is a god descending to earth, should it be, should this little girl be blessed by a god......"
No, no, no......
Everyone felt a little cold, the robber boss didn't refute this time, he was silent for a while, and he emboldened himself: "What are you afraid of?" It's done, and it's too late to say anything. Since the rope doesn't work, put her in a dungeon, and no one will find her. ”
Xiao Doudou asked curiously, "Can't people find me?" Are we going to play hide and seek? ”
"Forehead......" The robbers wanted to refute, but looking at this freak little girl who was not dizzy and couldn't be restrained, the robber boss turned his mind and nodded, "Yes, it's hide and seek, I heard that your family has great powers, let's try it, hide you, can your father find it." ”
Xiao Doudou's smile was cold, and he said arrogantly: "Don't lie to me, I'm not a child, just now you said you were going to tear up the ticket." ”
We......
"Oops, but it's okay, I like to play hide and seek, let's go, let's go, where's the dungeon? Is Chang'an's heavenly prison strong? ”
…… Listen, what are these words? It's like you've been in a prison?
It was so bad that they coaxed people to the dungeon, and the robbers could be regarded as relieved, thinking that this was the end, and finally got rid of this little talkative girl, but they didn't know that this was the beginning of a nightmare.
An hour later, the search outside was fruitless, the court ordered, day and night, searched all night from house to house, many generals spontaneously joined the search team with their personal guards, and the whole Chang'an City lost sleep!