Chapter 12: The Rebels Beheaded
"What are you going to do?"
"Slave ......"
"What slave? Hurry up and answer. ”
“......”
"Answer quickly, why did you come to this?"
"Slave... There's nowhere else to go, huh..."
“......”
"Shut up, what are you crying about? Being noticed by the man who looks like a green-haired turtle over there, the consequences are unpredictable! ”
"Poof..."
“......”
"What's the girl's name?"
"The slave has no name, they call the slave Xiaoqing."
"Xiaoqing? Where did you White Snake sister go... Xiaoqing, you're miserable..."
Outside Youzhou City, among the crowd of Yan Dajun, one tall and one short, one strong and one thin, the two kept muttering in a low voice.
Of course, the tall and strong person is Zhou Fugui of Luoyan Village, and the short and thin person is Xiaoqing, a woman dressed as a man, that is, the piano girl rescued by Zhou Fugui, otherwise Zhou Fugui would not be scared half to death...
Zhou Fugui killed people in Youzhou City, killed four Hu people, and has committed a capital crime, and no matter how Zhou Fugui and others destroy the corpses, it is impossible to do it seamlessly, and there will always be horses' feet.
Zhou Fugui originally thought that he was about to go to the battlefield where Yan and Xia were fighting, and life and death were uncertain, so even if the arrest and inspection in Youzhou City knew that the murder was committed by Zhou Fugui and others, it would be beyond the reach of the whip.
Youzhou City's fast capture and inspection will not always take people on the battlefield, right?
But now it's okay, Xiaoqing's witness has found Zhou Fugui by himself, if Youzhou City's arrest and inspection are traced, wouldn't it be a big deal for Zhou Fugui and the others?
But at this time, Zhou Fugui could neither drive her away, nor dare to make a noise, so he could only try his best to conceal the identity of Xiaoqing, a woman dressed as a man, and send her away when he had the opportunity...
The so-called difficult to ride a tiger refers to Zhou Fugui's current situation, Zhou Fugui regretted saving the piano girl Xiaoqing, or regretted that because he was young and vigorous, he couldn't bear the anger of the moment, and killed four Hu people.
"Ouch, what beast was raised by a thief? Do you want to kill your grandfather or do you want to kill your life? Death thieves, thieves with armies, dog minions! ”
Zhou Fugui tried his best to pretend that he was fine, his expression was indifferent, and he stood in the crowd honestly and well-behaved, but Zhou Fugui's old horse did not stop...
The old horse is more than 20 years old, basically the old man in the horse world, the so-called respect for the old and love the young, the old horse should be respected by other horses, but a young healthy horse stands in front of the old horse, the horse's tail keeps flicking around, throwing on the old horse's face, has already made the old horse angry, and the young healthy horse has a bubble of, or thin, splashed up three feet high, splashed on the old horse's face.
The old horse was finally furious, neighed angrily, the person stood up, raised his front hooves, and kicked the healthy horse fiercely, but I don't know what the reason was, maybe it was the old horse's old eyes were dizzy, and a hoof actually kicked on the butt of a strong man in front of Zhou Fugui, which suddenly made the strong man angry, holding his buttocks and jumping to his feet and scolding, all kinds of foul language are endless.
"Hahahaha!"
On the buttocks of the strong man, there were two obvious holes kicked out by the horse's hooves, and the black buttocks were exposed, which immediately caused everyone to laugh, fortunately the old horse did not kick the vital point, otherwise the strong man might really cut off his children and grandchildren...
"Your uncle, trying to kill for money? What is valuable in you two fools? Figure what do you have? Do you have two taels of stinky meat on your body? Phew, don't give the stinky meat to the dogs! Zhou Fugui was in trouble, and the cause of the incident was indeed his own, the fault of this old and stubborn horse, I wanted to apologize for the matter, but the strong man scolded like thunder, and Zhou Fugui was not allowed to intervene at all, and finally scolded Zhou Fugui angrily, and he also shouted and scolded.
"Haha, it turned out to be the old donkey of Jizhou? Donkeys and horses are not in the same groove, you deserve to be kicked! ”
"Hahahaha!"
"Jizhou old donkey is better than your Youzhou lark!"
"Birds, birds, and a group of birdmen, dare to come out and be ugly?"
"Bang! Ouch, if the gentleman doesn't move his mouth, you dare to do it? ”
"It's you Jizhou old donkey!"
"Brothers, this breath can't be bearable, we can't afford to lose this face, kill it!"
Zhou Fugui and the strong man's mutual abuse triggered a scolding battle between Youzhou Banner and Jizhou Banner, and I don't know who made the first move, which then triggered a group fight between the two sides.
The two sides fought together, the scene was chaotic, and Albugu and other flags wanted to stop it, but the two sides were in a hurry and couldn't stop it at all.
The fire at the city gate affected the pond fish, and some flag generals and escort teams suffered a lot of punches and kicks for no reason.
Albugu, who was small and short, fat and had a green fur wrapped around his neck, turned red with anger, pulled out his waist knife, and shouted to stop, but he didn't know who pushed him to the ground, his back was facing the sky, and he couldn't get up for a long time.
The piano girl Xiaoqing's face turned pale with shock, hiding among the villagers in Youzhou, and she could only look at Zhou Fugui with concern, but there was nothing she could do.
"What a white-skinned slave with sharp teeth, your grandmother's, looking for a fight!" The so-called injustice has a head, the debt has a master, and the strong man in Jizhou came straight to Zhou Fugui.
Finally got a new pair of pants, but before he could wear it, he was kicked out of two holes by the old horse, and the strong man couldn't help but feel pain, and was scolded by Zhou Fugui so much that he was angry, so he roared angrily, and his fists went straight up and down, and he pounced on Zhou Fugui.
"Hands-on huh?"
Zhou Fugui threw away his weapon and strode up to meet him.
Everyone is the same Dayan puppet army, known as Han thieves, and they are comrades-in-arms on the same front... Therefore, if you can not move the weapon, you will not move the weapon, and the matter of moving the weapon will be big, and both sides will tacitly agree to throw away the weapon to see whose fist is hard.
The strong man is a strong northern man, with a majestic figure, knotted muscles, a tiger's back and a bear's waist, and his fists dance, which is a tiger and a tiger, directly hitting Zhou Fugui's little white face, Zhou Fugui is also physically strong, but one is black and strong, Zhou Fugui is white and strong, and the flesh on his body is white, like a white stripe in the waves.
This punch is real, Zhou Fugui's handsome face will definitely be beaten into an ugly monster...
The head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the hairstyle can't be messed up! How could Zhou Fugui let the other party succeed? So he sideways dodged the strong man's fierce pounce, quickly flashed behind the strong man, quickly raised a kick, and kicked the strong man's leg.
The strong man's skin is rough and thick, and when he hits other parts, it is like tickling, and his weakness or weakness lies in the joints, throat, etc., Zhou Fugui is well versed in this, so he kicked the opponent to kneel on one knee in the mud.
This is still Zhou Fugui's subordinates showing mercy, otherwise if he kicks on the knee of the strong man, his leg will be useless.
"Haha, I've just eaten sea cucumbers, haven't you... Oops! ”
Zhou Fugui twisted the opponent's left arm and laughed, but before the words fell, the strong man's right arm struck hard, and his elbow was on Zhou Fugui's head, with great strength, and he directly flew Zhou Fugui out, "poof", and fell into the mud.
"Death thief, fake lady, looking for death!"
The strong man roared, flew up, and pressed towards Zhou Fugui like Mount Tai pressing on the top.
This time it was compacted, not only Zhou Fugui's little handsome face was worried, but even his internal organs were also more auspicious.
"Color! Color! Color! ”
"Brother Dianmeng is really powerful!"
"Wealth is not left behind, good job!"
The Yan army was out of formation at this moment, and they also made room for the two people who were fighting fiercely, holding their weapons one after another, watching the two fight, and cheering loudly.
Albugu, who finally got up, sat on the ground and had his nose crooked, but there was nothing he could do to stop him.
The strong man named Dian Meng was menacing, and Zhou Fugui, who was lying on the ground in fright, raised his leg and kicked it in Dian Meng's chest and abdomen, and kicked him in a 180-degree rotation, and with a "snap", he fell into the muddy water.
"Good thief!"
Jizhou Zhuang Han Dian fierce man as his name, really very brave, although he was thrown a dizzy, but soon got up, and pounced on Zhou Fugui, Dian fierce and brave, Zhou Fugui is not bad, so the two were entangled together and fought inseparably, no equal.
"Woohoo!" After a long fight between the two, Dian Meng's pants were finally overwhelmed, and a big gap was torn open, revealing Dian Meng's black, red, black and red buttocks.
"Hahahaha!"
Seeing this, the Yan army burst into laughter.
"I... I... Wow..."
At this time, Dian Meng didn't continue to fight with Zhou Fugui, and with his pants in his pocket, he actually cried loudly.
Although Dian Meng is extremely powerful, in fact, his age is just as weak as the crown.
"Huh? You cry... What are you crying about? ”
Zhou Fugui also suffered a lot of punches and kicks from Dian Meng, and his body was also stained with a lot of mud, but his clothes were also complete, and Zhou Fugui adhered to the principle of not messing up his hairstyle in a fight, so he didn't look so embarrassed, at least much better than Dian Meng.
Zhou Fugui panted and looked at Dian Meng and asked with a smile.
"My mother... My mother... It took three months to sew it, but I wore it for less than a day, and... You pay me, otherwise I will not give up with you! Dian Meng said with a sad face.
"Haha, don't swear to give up?" Zhou Fugui couldn't help laughing when he heard this: "Isn't it just a pair of pants, I'll give you a few more another day, and I'll be verbose." ”
In other words, Zhou Fugui's old horse and horse have a strange temper, and they kicked through Dian Meng's pants... It is true that there is a mistake in the first place.
"That's what you said? Don't cheat me. Although Dian Meng didn't believe Zhou Fugui's words, he was helpless.
Dian Meng is a rare opponent on weekdays, but he fought with Zhou Fugui, who was dressed in white flesh and a fake lady, so Dian Meng also had some admiration for Zhou Fugui.
"Finished fighting?" When the battalion general Murong Tengge heard the news, he finally arrived with more than 100 cavalry, rode on his horse, looked at Zhou Fugui and Dian Meng with a blue face and ordered: "Come on, tie up these two!" ”
When Murong Tengge heard this, he pounced like a wolf and a tiger and tied the two of them into a sturdy knot.
Yan Army's military law, those who rebel against the army are beheaded!