Chapter 147: The Tang Dynasty returns the favor

"Spare your life, be gracious...... We just want to cheat some money, we don't want to die......" The duo of double-reed liars cried and cried in the process of being dragged down, Li Er waved his hand, signaled to go down and interrogate well, and if he asked clearly, he would be slaughtered, and if he dared to cheat the money of the Tang Dynasty, he would be long.

Li Yuanying summoned a little eunuch and whispered a few words, the latter obeyed the order to retreat, and the banquet in the main hall here was about to start.

When the feast began, and the singing and dancing companies were staggered, Xiao Doudou was almost full, and she never understood a thing, so she asked her father, "Daddy, those two people are liars, why did they come to cheat us out of our money?" ”

"Uh...... Maybe they're short of money. Li Yuanying really couldn't answer.

"Then why do we give money? You see, they come to us, we take care of food and shelter, and they have to pay us, right? Xiao Doudou is most concerned about this, "Could it be that if you say hello to the second uncle, you can make money?" ”

"Why are you going?" Li Yuanying asked his daughter who stood up.

"I went to ask the second uncle for money, I saluted every day when I saw him, and it took a month, two, or three from the time I met him...... Anyway, it's been a long, long time. ”

I'm really drunk, okay? What kind of daughter did I have? Fans of small wealth!

Li Yuanying couldn't cry or laugh, hurriedly pulled back his daughter, and patiently explained: "The small countries of the Quartet sent envoys to worship the Tang Dynasty, and there were congratulatory gifts, do you see that after they salute your second uncle one by one, do you have to read a string of gift lists?" Datang gave them property as a return gift. ”

"Oh...... So that's the case, that's bartering, right? Are these people here to do business? So why worship? Isn't it okay to just come and say that the transaction is not good? "Xiao Doudou seems to have inherited his father's business genes, and he knows how to do business at such a young age.

Without waiting for Li Yuanying to answer, the little guy suddenly realized and said loudly: "Ah! I understand, those two scammers must be shoddy, giving Datang some worthless broken things, and then trying to cheat a bunch of valuable good things from us, isn't that so, Daddy? Hee-hee, am I smart? ”

This one...... Li Yuanying couldn't help laughing, her daughter's words are not rough, and this is indeed the truth.

Why did it suddenly quiet down? Is the singing and dancing session over? Li Yuanying was puzzled, looked up, and ...... Everyone stopped to look at their side, or at their daughter, who was talking loudly.

It's over, needless to say, my daughter's smart discovery just now was so loud that the whole hall heard it, how can this be done? It's too embarrassing, even if many of these envoys don't have the heart to eat, drink, and give gifts, they can't expose and slap their faces in person.

Sure enough, before Li Yuanying could open his mouth, the Turkic envoy Zhao Deyan was dissatisfied: "His Royal Highness the King of Qin, what do you mean by this?" We are kind enough to visit His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty on behalf of the monarch, how can you guess us so much? Is it to humiliate our country's small and weak forces? ”

"That's right! Your Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, although we are a small country, we are not called Huazi who came to ask for food, why do you slander us so much? The Goguryeo envoy followed with a furious voice.

Small countries are like powder kegs that have been ignited, and they are making a fuss.

At this moment, Emperor Li Er smiled and waved away the singers and dancers, and said gently to the envoys: "Don't be impatient, it's just a misunderstanding, the child is just talking about those two liars, you are all genuine envoys of various countries, and you are the guests of my Tang Dynasty, and I and your ministers will not guess." ”

"You can't say that, there is a way that the truth comes out of the child's mouth, how old is the little princess, how can she learn to comment on the world's major events? It must be the ......," Zhao Deyan said disdainfully.

"Bastard, you dare to slander His Royal Highness King Qin? Lao Tzu slaughtered you! I can catch you once on the battlefield, and now I can still ......" Cheng Yanjin got up angrily, and after the rest of the generals were not left behind, even the old handsome Li Jing stood up.

Li Yuanying smiled, waved his hand and pressed everyone, and then said loudly to Zhao Deyan: "Others are qualified to question, but you can't!" A few days ago, Jieli led 200,000 troops to invade our Datang, and was beaten by us and fled back in embarrassment, becoming a lost dog, and the feud between the Turks and the Tang Dynasty was concluded. The two sides are not good neighbors, but enemy countries, and you can be happy when you come to worship? It's not an exaggeration to say that you say that a weasel gives a New Year's greeting to a chicken. ”

Li Er scolded his younger brother, and then calmly explained: "I and the fifth brother both know that you have come all the way for the sake of friendship, and in order to prevent everyone from running empty, Datang naturally has a generous gift in return. ”

Well? Everyone was attracted by this generous gift, especially those poor and small countries, such as Baekje, Khitan, and Tatar, etc.

"In view of everyone's sincerity, I think you definitely don't look down on gold and silver vulgarities, and it's too perfunctory to take out these, which is insulting to you, so this year's return gift is unprecedentedly rare, come on, announce it now." Li Er motioned to Gao Nei's attendant to announce the decree.

The inner servant Lao Gao took out the holy decree and read it with full of energy, everyone listened attentively, and after listening to it, they were collectively dumbfounded, including Li Yuanying, no one expected that this return gift would ......

What is it? Datang Guozijian school qualifications, according to the size of the country, can give you different school places, that is to say, Datang will not block the national border of knowledge, and each country can select outstanding students to come to Datang to study art at their discretion.

Burst...... Many people want to vomit blood, for example, the envoys of Goguryeo, their hearts are really pitted, you said a lot of how rare and precious they are earlier, it turns out that this is it? Okay, we're not bad for money, but if you give the quota, you can give it well, according to the site? I, Goguryeo, am a strong country that can compete with your Tang Dynasty, so you will give a quota? Whose child is enough?

But the same problem is not seen in other countries, such as the Khitan country, at this time, it should be said that the Khitan tribe is, they are still northeast nomads, and it is said that the country has raised their value.

The Khitan envoy was also secretly scolding, he really wanted to stand up and shout, we are all rough people, slow to learn culture, we still like real money, I don't think it's vulgar, can you exchange the quota for gold and silver vulgar things, it's acceptable to insult a little.

Xiao Doudou looked at the scene with different expressions and reactions, and asked curiously, "Daddy, what's wrong with them?" Is the second uncle saying that the national eunuch terrible? How did they do this? ”

Li Yuanying said with a smile: "Guozijian is the holy land of Tang Dynasty scholars, you can study in it and learn knowledge, you will be the pillars of the country in the future, no matter how many people ask for it, I am ready to send you in next year." ”

"Really, Daddy? It turned out to be a school, is it fun inside? ”

…… Is it fun? Li Yuanying's face darkened, and he said in his heart, Did I make a wrong decision?

A feast, because of various accidents, made people panic, everyone was in a mess, in fact, except for the Tang Dynasty monarchs, the rest of the envoys were all up and down.

Li Yuanying returned home with her daughter, and imagined in her mind that she heard a New Year's bell on Chinese New Year's Eve, and I was afraid that she would not be able to hear it in this otherworldly Tang in the future.

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