"It's been three days since King Qin's wedding, why isn't the tavern open?"

"Hey! I think nine times out of ten it will not be opened, do you think, it was originally a tavern that His Royal Highness the King of Qin and the little princess opened for their lives to survive, and now the King of Qin lives in the palace of the King of Qin, and there are seven princesses, where do you need to open the tavern again if you don't have to worry about eating and drinking? ”

"You know a fart? His Royal Highness King Qin didn't open a tavern for money, it was a hobby. If you want to make money, you can't make that kind of peerless food......"

"You're just farting, are you here for the delicious food? It's clear that I heard that rumor and came to replenish my body, don't think I don't know your dirty thoughts! ”

"Who are you talking about?"

"Who thinks so much, Lao Tzu says who ......"

"Huh? Brothers, beat this thing to death for me, and tear his mouth apart......"

……

The scene in front of him was the scene that happened in front of the King of Qin's tavern, why was this happening? The cause was the lawsuit a few days ago, the death of the old man Feng did not cause an uproar in Chang'an, but the cause of his death ignited the hearts of many noble sons of Chang'an. Wouldn't it be better to go to the King of Qin Tavern for a big meal first?

So people who have this idea happened to want to go together, so the southeast lane of Xishi was congested again.

In a carriage with the population of Xishi, Emperor Li Er and Li Yuanying rode together, and Li Er asked puzzledly: "Wulang, if you marry seven ladies at once, why do you have to cultivate your relationship in ten days and half a month, why did you leave the house in only three days?" He also sent me a letter saying that there was something important to discuss? But when I arrived at your palace, you brought me to the tavern, what the hell is the matter? ”

Li Yuanying wanted to cry without tears, and whispered: "Second brother, don't mention it, it's all your bad idea, marry seven at once, you can't bear it even if you are an iron man!" If you don't want to escape and hide, I'm afraid you'll have to sharpen the iron pestle into a needle. ”

What? Sharpen an iron pestle into a needle? Li Er didn't react at first, and then when he thought about it, he couldn't help but burst out laughing, this Wulang, why do you have all kinds of rhetoric? It's a shame that you kid can figure it out, true image.

"Hehe, do you want my brother to teach you the secrets of the boudoir? I have more than seven in my harem, and I can't do it without a little wrist? Li Er said with a smile.

"No, the little brother also has a secret trick, go to the tavern to make two delicious meals to make up for it, and when you turn around, you will be alive and well, if you eat it every day, let alone seven ladies, seven more may not be enough." Li Yuanying began to fantasize.

Oh? Li Er became interested and asked curiously, "Fifth brother, do you have any exclusive secret recipes?" By the way, what happened to Feng Deyi before, could it really be that you did something secretly, right? ”

Li Yuanying said with a disgusted face: "Second brother, what do you think of me as someone?" I have no grudge against the old man in the past, why did I hurt him? After all, the child's affairs are just official affairs with political disagreements, can I still harm the minister? It was a pure misunderstanding.

Old man Feng likes to come to eat, eating every day may be because of a hobby, or it may be to nourish it, it was good, but no one could have imagined that he preferred chili peppers, the more he ate, the more he ate, the last love was cooking with complaints, and he deliberately put more chili peppers, and the old man Feng ate it very enjoyable, but he took tonic for days, so that the chili peppers were stimulated, and the fire was too strong, just eat some cool medicine to put down the fire, no one would have thought that he would choose this way to put out the fire, isn't this looking for death? ”

"So, what kind of chili pepper really has an aphrodisiac effect?" Li Er didn't care about the cause of Old Man Feng's death, but instead asked about the tavern's unique chili pepper.

Li Yuanying slapped his forehead, "Oh, it's not good, I missed the secret!" That's right, for men, chili peppers do work. ”

Li Er smiled: "Fifth brother, how about going back to support the imperial dining room?" ”

"No! It's useless, second brother, it's not that I'm stingy, if the chili pepper is cooked elsewhere, it can only make people angry, and it will cause sores on the mouth and tongue, red and swollen eyes, just like a medicine, if you use it well, you can dispel dampness and remove evil, but too much is the cause of poison. Li Yuanying refused.

"You kid is dishonest, we are brothers, why, just opened the mansion and forgot the second brother?" Li Er complained.

Li Yuanying hesitated for a moment and said, "Second brother, I won't tell you, the tavern has its own miracles, and you must have guessed it." All the delicacies that come from the tavern have some special effects, such as rainbow fried rice, which can restore energy and prolong life when eaten often. The big carp ate the blood and dispel blood stasis, and even the presbyopia of those ministers was cured. But these delicacies, you can also make them in the imperial dining room, so you don't have these wonderful uses, right? ”

When Li Eryi heard this, he lowered his voice and asked seriously, "Gorou, is this for...... Wait! Don't say it, my father is right, this is your immortal fate that belongs to Gorou alone, and it is not good if you leak the heavenly machine and evil the immortals. The second brother understands, I just don't worry about it. ”

Li Yuanying grabbed Li Er's arm with emotion and nodded heavily: "Thank you, second brother!" All I can say is that if you bring your family to the tavern for more dinner, the benefits will be self-evident after a long time. That's why I have to take you to the tavern to eat today, if it works wherever you eat, I just let my beloved go to the palace to cook? Why bother? Hehe, I just told you this secret, my brother, I don't tell others, I don't even know about my bereavement. ”

Li Er nodded with emotion, brothers trust each other, how good are brothers, friends and brothers.

"Your Majesty, King Qin, the alley in front is blocked, maybe the march is slower, let the old slave go over and clear the road." Lao Gao, the waiter who was driving, stopped the carriage and said.

Li Yuanying opened the curtain and looked, oh, it was really blocked, it was almost the same as when he was crowned King of Qin, is something wrong?

"Boss Gao, can you go and inquire about what's going on? Don't say I'm here yet. Li Yuanying commanded.

After a while, the waiter Lao Gao turned back, and he didn't dare to say anything, Li Yuanying said angrily: "What's the matter, Lao Gao?" Could it be that something happened to the tavern and was burned down? What the hell is going on? ”

"Back to Your Highness, these are all diners who come here......"

"Oh? Parasite? Although there are many rich people in Chang'an City, there will not be so many, and the queue for dinner on weekdays is only a dozen steps, besides, I just got married, and I didn't open the door, what are they doing in line like this? Could it be that someone sells scalpers and deceives the people? Li Yuanying said and was about to get out of the car to check.

The waiter Lao Gao didn't understand what scalper tickets were, but when he saw that King Qin was going to get out of the car, he hurriedly pulled it, so he told the matter again, and after listening to it, it turned out to be for the aphrodisiac feast, Li Yuanying couldn't cry or laugh, it was really a slap in the face, I just told the second brother that I wouldn't tell anyone, and all the people in Chang'an City knew about it for a long time.

"Lao Gao, I'll write a notice, you let the guard general stick it on the door, the King of Qin Tavern will open in ten days, let everyone go back and don't rob it." Li Yuanying wrote a notice and handed it out, and Lao Gao did what he said.

Li Er couldn't help but smile and said: "Wulang, it seems that you have to think of individual tricks to dodge, otherwise if I see you again in ten days, I'm afraid you won't be able to straighten your waist." ”

"No, let's go around elsewhere, and we'll come back when the crowd disperses, and in a few days we will cultivate a good relationship with the wives, and let them all come to live in a tavern with me, hehe, we talked to them at the beginning, and we have to do the hard work of running the hall when we get married, and we have to honor what we say, right?"

"What? Do you really want to do that, kid? Isn't this nonsense? ”