Chapter 236: Tricking Li Yuanying
"Marry a daughter-in-law! Four, don't you know? My father is going to marry seven princesses at once, including my mother, and he wants to marry again, no, seven times! Xiao Doudou asked Li Yuanba rhetorically.
Li Yuanba was stunned, who told her about this? We have been hiding all the way from the beginning, who dares to disobey military orders?
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but turn his head to look at Yuwen Chengdu on the side, Yuwen Chengdu glanced at the past unceremoniously, "What do you want me to do?" I didn't say it. ”
"Not you? So who is that? Doudou, how did you know about this? Li Yuanba asked curiously.
Xiao Doudou wrote lightly: "Grandpa told me! Oh...... It turns out that you all know it, deliberately hiding it from me, and saying what to bring me out to play, hum, I think it's deliberately not letting me stay to join in the fun! A bunch of bad guys, I won't be playing with you guys in the future. ”
Seeing the little guy's pretended to be disgusted, everyone couldn't help laughing, Yuwen Chengdu explained: "Although it is very lively for King Qin to marry seven princesses at once, but there is your mother in it, and when the adults get married, they take their grown daughters to witness the wedding of their parents, which is easy to cause misunderstandings and damage the reputation of your father, so I brought you out." ”
Li Yuanba waved his hand and emphasized: "Slow and slow, this must be made clear, it is not that we insist on deceiving you to come, it is that you have to come for fun, you don't know, for your business, your second uncle has been impeached by those officials in the court." ”
"It was grandpa who lied to me and said that it was fun to follow you, he said that Chang'an City is no longer interesting, the outside world is big, and there is more fun. Now I know, hmph, he was deliberately coaxing me, and I must have pulled his beard off when I went back. Xiao Doudou explained, "But although he lied to me, it doesn't count, the Western Regions are indeed fun, and the delicious and fun is no less than Chang'an, and I will come again when I have the opportunity in the future." ”
At this time, Zhang Shigui, who was with the Xuanjia Army, said: "Before the expedition, many people in the court and the central government impeached and opposed the little princess joining the army, but this time it slapped them in the face, and the little princess made such a great contribution, I am afraid that I will scare a few old imperial historians to death if I say it." ”
Xiao Doudou was praised for his heart, but he didn't forget Li Yuanba's advice, and hurriedly waved his hand and said modestly: "Where and where, where there is meritorious service, I just came out with everyone to play, and I had a lot of fun, and I have to thank all my uncles and uncles, or you are good to me." ”
In a burst of laughter, Cheng Yanjin, the general of the rear team, sighed: "Hi...... I thought I could kill it this time, but I didn't expect it to be late, and the meat-eaters couldn't catch up. Xiao Doudou, let's talk about it, next time you go out to fight, your elephant herd will have to be lent to Uncle and I will take it out majestic. ”
"Uncle Cheng, no problem, then you remember to often bring delicious food to feed the elephants, otherwise even if I agree, they will not be obedient if they are not familiar with you." The little chicken thief reminded.
"That's that, I must go to make friends with these elephant brothers every once in a while, this thing is vegetarian and doesn't eat meat, you Uncle Cheng and I have raised horses for many years, and I am very experienced." Cheng Bingjin patted his chest and agreed.
Li Yuanba coughed lightly, and suppressed the long sigh of a group of generals behind him, "Don't sigh, this king has given you all the credit for the defense of Dunhuang, don't go around a piece, do you still think it's unfair?" Don't you want to even allocate the credit of the Xuanjia Army to you? ”
Ga! Everyone was so angry that they didn't dare to make a sound.
Cheng Yanjin hurriedly explained: "The prince misunderstood, where are the brothers coveting military merits, everyone has fought for half a lifetime, and military merits have already been earned enough!" This time, I heard that you led the army to fight, and we wanted to come out and have a good time with the battle, and everyone couldn't bear it for a year without moving. ”
Yuwen Chengdu smiled and said: "General Cheng, if you can't find an opponent, why don't you accompany you to practice?" ”
"Huh? No, no, no, no, this trip to see the urine flow of the Western Turk's buttocks is more enjoyable than going into battle in person. Cheng Yanjin immediately changed his face.
Li Yuanba comforted and said: "You don't have to be discouraged, the wolves around Datang are around, and we need to be careful at all times, so there will be many days when we will be used to kill the enemy side by side in the future." ”
Wei Chigong laughed and said: "Lord Wang, the little princess is unparalleled, and 5,000 people can destroy 10,000 elite cavalry......"
Before he finished speaking, he felt a chill in his neck, hiss! On this hot day, where does the murderous aura come from? Wei Chigong's neck shrunk, and he forcibly held back the second half of his words, because he found that everyone looked at him like a fool, except for Li Yuanba, the king of Zhao, his eyes looked like he was looking at a dead person!
Li Yuanba glared at the goods fiercely, and emphasized with a cold face: "Remember, this battle is the result of all the soldiers fighting bravely, and it has nothing to do with the little princess of peace, if anyone accidentally leaks the military aircraft, this king will be severely punished!" ”
"Understood, understood! We have given all our subordinates the strictest gag order. Everyone agreed in unison, this master in front of him is a famous killing god in the Tang Dynasty, although we are all so-called generals of ten thousand enemies, but in front of others, hehe, it is no different from a group of weak chickens.
A month later, outside the Suzaku Gate of Chang'an City, the army returned to the ceremony, the emperor Li Er and the civil and military officials collectively went out to welcome, the battle of thousands of miles rushed to the Western Turks, the 50,000 army returned with a great victory almost unscathed, how many years of a victory, it can be said that the first war played at least ten years of peace in the northwest, so the emperor Li Er has been hyping up the merits of this war recently.
"Daddy, I'm back......" Xiao Doudou followed the elephant's trunk, a slide, and flew directly into the arms of Li Yuanying beside Li Er, with a posture of a milk swallow throwing into the forest.
After a few months of separation, it would be nonsense to say that he didn't miss his daughter, looking at his daughter's slightly darkened skin, Li Yuanying's eyes were moist, and he caught his daughter who flew in.
But as soon as he started it, he knew that it was sloppy! The daughter was wearing armor, although it was a children's version of the small armor, but it was also a Mingguang armor made by a good craftsman, coupled with the strength of the small pocket, the armor was specially required to be strong, so in the next second, Li Yuanying's thin little body was directly pressed to the ground by her daughter, and she was disgraced.
"Gorou, how are you?" Li Er, who had just shaken hands with Li Yuanba, hurriedly turned around, and did not forget to tell his niece: "Don't make trouble, your father is not in good health, and he was poisoned last time, how can he have the strength to hold you?" Hurry up, what if you hurt your daddy? Come on, second uncle hug you! ”
"I don't want it, I want the second uncle to hug it!" Xiao Doudou persevered, hugged his father's neck, and hung on his body like a koala and did not let go.
Li Yuanying's sin, even if she was helped to stand up again, but her daughter's intimate appearance, how can she bear to let it go? Forget it, I don't see you for a long time and I miss my child, sink a little, sink a little, and take a four-wheeled carriage in a while.
Imagination is beautiful, but reality is cruel, when I went back to the city, I proposed that I hadn't seen my father for a long time, so I wanted my father to go home, so I didn't want to take the carriage, I had done it all the way for thousands of miles, and my body was sore, so it was very comfortable to hold.
Li Yuanying almost sat on the ground again, girl, you can't mean it, right?
Hehe, how could it not be intentional? Li Yuanba and other people who knew the cause and effect all watched this scene with a smile, and Xiao Doudou was pondering tricks along the way, and finally after a month, brainstorming, everyone gave such a trick to hold the baby, which seems to be very effective.