Chapter 247: The Master Who Threatens the Audience
"Parents, please hold out your hand!" A school gentleman walked up to several foul parents with a ring ruler in hand, and the rules were obvious, and the foul punishment hit the palm.
"Hey! And it's just a five-grade petty official, the general is ......" As soon as Liu Hongji opened his mouth, he was stopped by his master Li Gang, "There is no official position here, only children and parents, and if you do something wrong, you will be punished, do you want to educate him in front of your son to bully others?" If so, then please take Ling Lang home and teach for yourself. ”
Forehead...... Liu Hongji looked at the master with eyes like electricity, cold sweat flowed, and his face was ugly and hurriedly apologized, "Don't blame sir, you are confused, what you said is that if you do something wrong, you must have the courage to take responsibility, this gentleman, please hit the palm of your hand harder, the more painful it is, the clearer you remember." ”
After speaking, he generously stretched out his calloused hand, which is a pair of hands that hold knives all year round, although it may not hurt or itch to write down the ring ruler, but at this time, the dignified general was punished, and the meaning is much more important than the punishment.
With Liu Hongji taking the lead, Li Xiaogong, Cheng Yanjin and others echoed and praised, "Lao Liu is good, although we are vulgar martial artists, but we must strictly enforce military laws and military orders when we govern the army, and if we are wrong, we will need military sticks." By the way, this ring ruler may not be aware of the palm, or should it be replaced with a military stick? ”
…… Sticks? God's special military stick? Which idiot's proposal?
Li Gang said with a smile: "This is the academy, not the military camp, the academy educates students as a ruler, and the sentence is not severe, just remember it in your heart." ”
Cheng Yanjin pulled the aggrieved Cheng Huailiang and said seriously: "See it, Huailiang, don't learn from your father and me in the future, it's impossible to be so smart." There is a punishment for doing something wrong, even my father is no exception, although our Lao Cheng family is vulgar, but the most reasonable, dare to act, dare to act, admit if you are wrong, come, stand up with your father and beat the palm, remember this lesson. ”
The little guy Cheng Huailiang nodded, there was no more aggrieved look on his face, and he replaced it with a strong face that stood up bravely and took it.
Fang Xuanling, who was onlookers, stroked his beard and said: "Yes, hands-on education, such a class is better than reading ten books, this parent-child activity is wonderful!" His Royal Highness King Qin is a great talent, we have read books for so many years, but compared to His Royal Highness, ...... tsk"
"Hehe, let's keep looking, I guess it's not just education, Your Highness's move will have unexpected effects." Du Ruhui next to him seemed to understand something.
Soon Li Gang announced the second item - use both hands and feet!
The rules of the game, it is still a parent-child team, father or mother, with the child, each group of parents and children are given four rectangular paw size wooden bricks, 30 zhang distance to play a round trip, when the child paves the brick to the father, when the father paves the brick for the child to go, the first to go back and forth for the winning team, the rule is that the sole of the foot can not touch the ground.
At this time, Princess Cui Mingyue of Qin said: "Husband, how are you going to go to this level?" ”
Li Yuanying smiled: "Forget it, if I play, it will be cheating, who can be faster than me here?" ”
Li Er next to him was unconvinced: "Is it the fifth brother?" Why don't you and I try to compete? Although this game was invented by you, don't forget that this link does not only depend on adults, but also requires the cooperation of children. ”
"Oh? Second brother doesn't believe it? Even if I'm the only one in this level, I can win you, or let's compete against each other? Li Yuanying said confidently.
"Okay, bet on you for a jar of wine, I'm talking about the second floor of your wine cellar." Li Er emphasized.
Li Yuanying glanced at the other party, "It's clear that I'm at a loss, the wine doesn't sell at all, and I can't even estimate the price......"
"I got a new set of Lantian jade chess pieces for my brother, and I will send you if I lose." Li Er patted his chest and said, as soon as he said this, Li Yuanying's eyes lit up, and he stomped his feet and shouted, bet!
Li Yuan, who came to see the excitement, laughed and said: "Okay, this gamble is interesting, so it's better to bet on it......"
"Emperor Taishang, Weichen is also interested in placing a bet, or you will open the market and sit in the bank, how about we bet?" The eldest grandson Wuji became interested and proposed to shout, and soon a group of people gathered here to open bets.
Who thought that as soon as the plate was erected, he was hit by Lao Li Gang's ring ruler, "This is a school, gambling is prohibited?" Do you want to educate your children to be addicted to gambling from an early age? It's all gone, who will bet again, and blast out of Hongwen Hall. ”
This...... Everyone dispersed in embarrassment, and said in their hearts that this Mr. Wenji was really upright, and he didn't even give the face of the emperor.
As everyone knows, the emperor Li Yuan is more than ten years younger than Mr. Wen Ji, and his peers have always been his younger brother in front of Mr. Wen Ji, and he apologized at this time: "I knew that a group of boys were unproductive, so I just took this opportunity to educate and educate, and sure enough, let me cheat out, and see if they gamble in the future." ”
…… Good argument! I believe in your ghosts? Who doesn't know that the emperor of the Tang Dynasty is the richest and usually gambles when he has nothing to do? Now pretending to be a good person?
Emperor Li Er pulled Li Yuanying and whispered, "Our gamble has to be counted." ”
Li Yuanying gave a reassuring look, "That's nature." ”
So Li Er took Xiao Changle's hand, Li Yuanying took Xiao Doudou's hand and walked to the track, Xiao Changle looked very nervous with four wooden bricks in his arms, but Li Yuanying wanted to pass the bricks in his daughter's arms, and even threw away one, and said with a smile: "You don't need four, you can take care of it, three bricks, and your father will win your second uncle." ”
"Huh? Daddy, can you do it? Four bricks are just enough to put down your hands and feet, and one less brick is unstable to stand. Little Doudou was skeptical.
"Hehe, wait to see a good show, it's not that more tools in your hand are useful, the important thing is skill."
With the referee waving the flag, all the children were excited to stand on the side of the runway and hurriedly lay bricks, only Li Yuanying was an exception, I saw him leaning over directly to lay bricks by himself, using three bricks hand and foot at the same time, everyone was dazzled, and took a step to remove the back piece and replace it, the speed of travel was almost no different from ordinary walking, and everyone was stunned. They didn't know that this was Li Yuanying's previous play of crossing the river by feeling the stones, and three bricks would be done.
Even a group of children who paved bricks were stunned, looked up at the figure who had already walked more than a dozen steps, and then looked down at the bricks in his hand, and the father who had just taken two steps, and instantly couldn't hold his face, this is better than a fart?
At this moment, Lao Li Gang directly struck a gong, "Li Ping'an violated the rules and disqualified this game, and the others continued to compete!" ”
With a plop, Li Yuanying's feet slipped, fell to the ground, and shouted at Li Gang: "Where did I violate the rules?" My hands and feet didn't touch the ground. ”
Lao Li Gang said solemnly: "This game is very clear, two people cooperate, one person lays bricks and one person travels, you are laying bricks by yourself, you are laying bricks by yourself, hurry up and wait for processing, don't interfere with other people's games." ”
The other competitions were overjoyed, and they were nervous again, especially Emperor Li Er, who casually comforted his daughter Changle and said: "Don't worry, Changle, your fifth uncle has already lost, we just need to win him." ”
Burst...... Li Yuanying, who walked back, felt that he had been ruthlessly mended. As everyone knows, the real mending knife is still behind, Xiao Doudou was named out at the beginning, and the whole person is not good, standing in place and looking at his father Li Yuanying in a daze, what about winning well?