In a carriage in the alley of Xishi, the old emperor Li Yuan was looking in the mirror worriedly, and his mouth was bitter, "I have one of the few beards......

There was an impatient giggle from the carriage: "Okay, okay, grandpa, you've howled hundreds of times, a few beards, they will grow in a few days." ”

"What do you know about your children? The beards of the old people grow very slowly, and these long hairs are the ones that grandpa is proud of......"

"Yes, yes, the beard represents your high morality, and I will carry it. Grandpa, did you forget to cry out in pain? Could it be that the right arm is already healed? Then let's go back to the palace, we don't have to fetch water. ”

Arm?

After such a reminder from his granddaughter, Lao Li Yuan dropped the mirror and grinned in pain, only then did he remember to reprimand his granddaughter, "You leather child, aren't you just playing with you and losing a juju, you will take the hot water pit grandpa, and I will hurt you in vain!" ”

"What's the matter, I tried the water temperature in advance, I will only feel hot, not burned, this is how I washed my father's feet last night." Xiao Doudou hurriedly explained.

Why the right arm and not the feet? That's because Lao Li Yuan is not stupid, he has insight into his granddaughter's intentions in advance, and he can't be fooled, but he can't stand his granddaughter's sneak attack to get his beard, and the two of them spilled hot water while playing, and Lao Li Yuan accidentally burned his right arm in order to protect his granddaughter.

I wanted to be diagnosed and treated by Daotai Hospital, but Xiao Doudou strongly recommended that he had miraculous well water at home to effectively treat burns. Old Li Yuan didn't believe it, he only knew that the well water in the tavern was extraordinary, drinking it was clear and sweet, and it had the effect of clearing heat and reducing fire, how could he even treat external injuries?

But Xiao Doudou patted his chest and promised that he had verified his father last night, and it was true, so Lao Li Yuan took a carriage and went straight to the tavern full of curiosity.

Half an hour later, there was a spiritual spring in the Qinwang Tavern, the spring water could clear heat and detoxify, and the treatment of fire poison and scalds had a miraculous effect.

Looking at the table full of guests in the hall, almost all of whom spent a lot of money to order the signature dishes, and asked for an extra bowl of King Qin's spiritual spring water, Li Yuanying wondered in his heart, what happened?

So curious, I found an old man and asked a few words, the old man got up and leaned over, and replied respectfully: "Back to His Royal Highness King Qin, there are rumors in the market that there is a spiritual spring in the tavern of King Qin, drinking it can prolong life and avoid all diseases, and drinking more every day can lead to immortality, and the little old man is old and weak, and has been tortured by his sick body for a long time, so he came to ask King Qin to give him a spiritual spring to save his life......"

As he spoke, he knelt down directly.

Li Yuanying stomped his feet and scolded hatefully: "Which kind of fake news is this? Don't let me find out, find out that I picked his skin! ”

When he said this, the image of his daughter had unconsciously appeared in his mind, and when he pressed the waves in his heart, Li Yuanying patiently explained to the diners, so that he finally persuaded everyone to leave, and Li Yuanying returned to the backyard by himself and was extremely depressed.

Just as he was about to order someone to find out, Princess Cui of Qin reminded him: "Husband, don't scold, I came back with the Emperor Taishang this morning, and the Emperor Taishang accidentally burned his right arm, and the burn was cured with spiritual spring water, and he went away happily, maybe this news was spread by them, and it is not appropriate for you to scold either of you." ”

What??? How did I not know? Li Yuanying exclaimed.

"Haven't you been invited by Your Majesty to meet with the Turkic envoys?"

Li Yuanying slapped his forehead, "Why did I have such a pair of grandchildren?" The old man is an old child, and the little guy is a troublemaker, so it's not good for these two to get together......"

Cui Mingyue comforted and said: "Husband, since the effect of our spiritual spring is magical, it must not be hidden, even if it can block the curiosity of ordinary people, it can't stop the dignitaries of the court, our relatives are old, if there is an injury or illness, you are also a doctor, it is impossible to turn a blind eye." ”

Li Yuanying said with a wry smile: "Because of this, this spiritual spring is a double-edged sword, if all the wounds and patients in the world rely on this, then who still believes in the way of medicine?" However, we don't know why this spiritual spring cures diseases, but there is only one bite in the world, how many people can be saved? In this case, spreading it is not to save people, but to harm people, and it must be the work of doctors in the world to truly cure diseases and save people. ”

"So what now? The city is full of rumors, how can you hide it? Cui Mingyue worried.

With a black face and a cold snort, Li Yuanying said: "Send someone to arrest Doudou back as quickly as possible, and invite the second brother, the fourth brother and the old man to come over, someone must take the blame for this matter." ”

"Huh? You don't want the Emperor to take the blame, do you? ”

"Say that the Emperor is lying and spreading rumors? Who would believe it? Hehe, madam, why don't you go to the palace for a walk? Li Yuanying proposed.

Cui Mingyue hid her face and chuckled: "No, it's not that I haven't seen you educate your daughter, and every time you make me a villain, this time I want to see if you can do it." ”

(ps: Doudou: It's over, what kind of dad and mother did I meet?) My father wants to beat me, but my mother wants to be an audience? Think it's a monkey? ）

An hour later, in the tavern of King Qin, under the witness of Emperor Li Er, King Li Yuanba of Zhao and Emperor Li Yuan, King Li Yuanying of Qin came to a vivid lesson of teaching his son, the little princess of peace was beaten in the ass and blossomed, and the onlookers felt unbearable to see it, and the children were just playing and making a rumor, why not? Of course, everyone also admires King Qin's tutor.

Since this beating, the rumors have been broken, and the little princess has not gone out for a month, and even three days later, she has not shown up in person, and the whole Chang'an seems to be a lot quieter.

On this day, Qin Shubao asked Li Yuanying for help, saying that he was participating in the Keju competition.

Li Yuanying said in his heart, what are you looking for me to do? Who doesn't know I'm notoriously stinky feet? Last time, 8-0 was a great shame, and I haven't practiced my skills yet, so I have to do it in two months.

"Your Highness has misunderstood, not with ourselves, but with the Turks. Jieli didn't send a nephew to study, or that little Khan of Tuli. This guy is nominally studying, but secretly he has been investigating the wool trade, and if he doesn't achieve his goal, he has been staying in Chang'an.

The last time I saw our parent-child activities Keju competition, I was immediately hooked, and I privately let a group of guards practice for a month, ready to challenge us today, we come to ask you to be a referee, because in addition to Your Majesty, only you are enough to identify, otherwise the little Khan is arrogant. ”

After Qin Qiong's explanation, Li Yuanying was also instantly interested, is there anyone who is not afraid of death? Keju was invented by us, and you dare to challenge it after practicing for a month?

"Who is leading the team?"

"The other party is full of guards, Tuli doesn't play, and a general named Qibi He Li was sent, and we have privately formed a team of young generals, led by Lao Niu."

Li Yuanying nodded, Niu Jinda was calm and brave enough, and suddenly he thought of an idea, "Brother Shubao, why don't you find the fourth brother to be the referee?" Such a good opportunity, if I open a handicap, wouldn't I be able to make a lot of money? ”

Qin Qiong smiled so hard that her stomach hurt, waved her hand and said, "Your Highness, the Emperor Taishang has already opened, and everyone has placed bets on his old man." Everyone bet on Datang to win, and even if the Emperor Taishang raised the odds of a Turkic victory to one to one hundred, no one bet. ”

Burst...... No wonder I didn't recruit the old man to be the referee but came to me, so that's the case?

"One to a hundred? This is an absolute unpopularity, the old man is too bold, why don't I bring some silver and get some money? Li Yuanying rubbed his chin, remembering the World Cup in his previous life, it was right to buy a ball and buy an underdog! So he turned around and went back with a few gold ingots out of the house.