Chapter 258: The Lingnan prince who was scared and cried
"Baby elephant come over and take this brother to play on the swing." Little Doudou beckoned to the baby elephant in the stable.
Feng Zhidai didn't react, and when he heard the little guy's words, he asked curiously: "Little sister, how can an elephant understand what people are saying?" And judging by the size of this elephant, it should be an adult elephant, not a baby elephant. ”
Xiao Doudou couldn't help but cover his mouth and grinned: "You are so stupid, you actually care about this?" Shouldn't you care about yourself? I raised the baby elephant, of course he can understand me, I know he is an elephant, but the baby elephant is his name. ”
Name??? Feng Zhidai felt so good, how could I feel like my IQ was suppressed in front of this little girl?
(ps: Xiao Doudou: If you want to open a point, you are not your one.) )
"Hey, let me ask you a question, do you like swinging?" Xiao Doudou interrupted Feng Zhidai's distraction.
Yes? Swinging? I played it when I was a child, but I haven't played it for many years...... Yes! I...... Help me!
Feng Zhidai didn't finish speaking, he only felt a tightness around his waist, and the whole person was thrown into the sky by a huge force, and then it was the feeling of the world spinning, and the cycle went on and on for a long time!
Who am I? Where am I? Am I still alive?
"Brother Feng? Brother Feng? Brother Feng wake up...... Senior sister is young and ignorant, please forgive Brother Feng! Fang Yiai woke up Feng Zhidai, who was dizzy.
"Fang, Fang, brother...... ...... vomit"
Xiao Doudou covered his nose with one finger, hurriedly took a few steps back, looked at Feng Zhidai who was spitting up, giggled, and said mockingly in his mouth: "Hehe, do you dare to be suspicious now?" ”
"Senior sister, you are too playful, Brother Feng doesn't recognize tomatoes, you look at him, hurry up and help him stop vomiting." Fang Yiai persuaded and said.
When Feng Zhidai heard this, he sat on the ground and stepped back again and again, "Don't, don't come close to me...... Don't come here. ”
Fang Yiai really wanted to cover his eyes, so he could only explain with a smile: "Brother Feng, don't be afraid, senior sister has excellent medical skills, let her help you treat it, otherwise we won't be able to eat this lunch." ”
"Eat? What else do you eat? Do you see if I still have an appetite? All that's left is to spit out the food. Feng Zhidai was powerless to complain.
Xiao Doudou smiled and rubbed his hands and approached, without waiting for Feng Zhidai to react, he grabbed one of the other party's legs neatly, and his little hand connected to the acupoint of the Yang Ming stomach meridian, Feng Zhidai didn't know whether he was scared or in pain, he screamed again and again, but Fang Yiai had no choice but to cover his ears, and mourned silently for this new friend in his heart, let you walk around casually, and didn't let you provoke the little junior sister.
"That's it! Get up, stop howling, do you still want to throw up when you feel it? Xiao Doudou clapped his hands and said with satisfaction.
But Feng Zhidai was about to be tormented by his nerves, where could he care about listening to what others said?
"Brother Feng, Brother Feng...... Well, wake up, healed. Fang Yiai leaned down to wake up the other party, and Feng Zhidai's first words when he woke up were: "Let me go, I want to go home......"
Fang Yiai smiled bitterly: "Senior sister, you seem to have cured vomiting into stupidity......"
"Really? It's impossible, I'll show him again......" Xiao Doudou said and was about to take the pulse again.
"Don't, don't, I'm afraid he'll be scared to death by you later. When the meal is ready, go wash your hands and get ready to eat, and he handed it to me. ”
Woke up Feng Zhidai, Fang Yiai comforted for a moment, and finally calmed down the scholar from Lingnan, although he met a strange little girl, but the other party's medical skills really didn't have to be said, and he felt really refreshed and didn't feel the slightest discomfort when he got up.
"Brother Fang, Sister Ling is amazing, I ...... Gollum ......"
Before he finished speaking, his stomach screamed first, and Feng Zhidai said embarrassedly: "Seeing a smile and laughing, after this toss, my stomach is getting more and more hungry." ”
Fang Yiai patted the other party's shoulder and said with a smile: "It's just right, the meal is ready, come with me to eat, there are toiletries by the well, go clean up yourself, and wait for you at the dining table." ”
At the dining table in the backyard, Xiao Doudou and Fang Yiai sat and waited for someone in a regular manner, but there was no one left and right, and Fang Yiai said that he would wash his face and clean up the mess on his body, for so long? Just wondering, Feng Zhidai came in embarrassed with water stains, and Fang Yiai asked puzzledly, "Brother Feng, is this?" Fell into a well? ”
"Ahem, no, no, see a smile and laugh, these things have been done by subordinates since childhood, and I will do it myself for the first time, and I am ......a little rusty."
Xiao Doudou pursed his lips and said in disgust: "Look, I said that he is a big man who is not diligent and does not distinguish between grains and grains, and he can't wash his face and clothes, so he is ashamed." ”
"Senior sister, don't talk nonsense, most of the children of big families are like this, normal. Brother Feng doesn't have to be polite, let's sit down and start eating. Fang Yiai greeted warmly.
Some stunned sat opposite the small pocket, on the right hand side was Fang Yiai, smelling the fragrant delicacy of the table, Feng Zhidai's index finger moved, and after Fang Yiai took the initiative to help with the dish once, Feng Zhidai couldn't wait to start by himself.
Xiao Doudou was originally going to take a bite of spicy chicken, but seeing that the other party was so anxious to grab the clip, he simply put down the chopsticks, and looked at Feng Zhidai with a smile, with an attitude of sitting and waiting for a good show.
Sure enough, in the next second, Feng Zhidai's tongue was so spicy that his tongue was stretched out, and his whole mouth was on fire, he stood up and wailed, and he knew that he rushed to the well without being persuaded by anyone, and Xiao Doudou smiled and leaned back and forth, Fang Yiai covered his eyes, and forgot to remind him that he had wasted a lot of meat.
"Brother Fang, what kind of name are you, this dish, how is it like a strong poison, hot and spicy, and it hurts me!" Feng Zhidai burst into tears, and when he returned to the house, he didn't dare to return to his seat.
Fang Yiai laughed: "Brother Feng doesn't know, this dish adds a rare spice called chili, the first time you taste chili, the same reaction, but it is definitely not poison, I don't believe that this time you taste it slowly, no matter how spicy it is, don't look for water to drink, slowly you will like this feeling." ”
"Chili? I've never heard of it......" Feng Zhidai was hesitating, but he saw Xiao Doudou eating the spicy chicken by himself, and the reaction was absolutely different from himself just now, a little girl was full of enjoyment, I am such an adult, but I can't bear the spicy at all? Feng Zhidai calmed down, sat down again, and carefully sandwiched a piece of chicken.
Well! When he entered again, the hot smell still filled his mouth, but he held back, and chewed it like a small pocket, although it was painful, but he was stunned.
Gradually, Feng Zhidai felt different, the tangled on his face dissolved, turned into surprise, swallowed the chicken in his mouth, took a bite again, the more he chewed, the more fragrant and fast, and soon he was sweating and sweating.
"Enjoyable, enjoyable...... For the first time since I was a child, I knew that there was such a delicious thing in the world, Brother Fang, your craftsmanship is amazing! Well...... Such a good dish, it would be even better if there was wine! Feng Zhidai sighed.
Fang Yiai smiled and said, "What about the wine?" The first time you eat spicy food, you look at your lips first, and if you continue to overeat like this, your lips will become sausages, and you won't be able to speak immediately. ”
Lip? What's wrong with the lips? Fang Yiai handed over a small bronze mirror, and Feng Zhidai left the spot after reading it, "This, is this poisoning?" ”