"Aunt Hong, it's our turn to play, hurry up and prepare, we will participate in the competition tomorrow......" Xiao Doudou excitedly ran to the Weiguo Mansion to inform the Red Whisk Girl.

At this time, the old man Li Jing and the red whisk girl had just returned home, and when they heard that the old Li Jing was a little puzzled, he turned his head to look at his wife and asked, "Competition?" What competition? ”

The red-whisked girl Zhang Chuchen smiled slightly, and said very confidently: "Of course it's a Keju game, today's Datang team and Goguryeo team played a mess, it's really embarrassing, you are still known as the head coach of the ball game, tomorrow with the Silla women's team, dare to play?" ”

Burst...... Lao Li Jing was speechless when asked, and said in his heart I will ask you superfluously, the people have been scolded as a street rat on the court, and the lady has to mend the knife when he comes home, I am too difficult.

Xiao Doudou covered his mouth and said with a smile: "Uncle Li, are you going to play tomorrow?" My fourth uncle said that he never beat women in his life, so he took the initiative to quit, and everyone else was beaten home by the fourth uncle to recuperate, hehe, why don't you join our women's team? We also ask you to be the head coach. ”

What???

Old Li Jing was so embarrassed that his face was flushed, and he left a sentence to make trouble with you, turned around and brushed his sleeves away.

Imagination is beautiful, but the reality is cruel, the next day on the field, Xiao Doudou with the team to compete, but the referee informed that the team needs to register in advance, each country is only allowed to have one team to participate, no change is allowed halfway, has not been registered, even the qualification for the competition.

In the main stand, the referee was asking Li Yuanying, King of Qin, "His Royal Highness King Qin, if the players of my Datang team are not present, they will be deemed to have given up this game, you can see ......"

Lao Cheng, who was carried on a stretcher, struggled to let his son help him up, "Damn, my Tang boy, only died in battle and was not scared to death, even if he lost, he had to go on the field, what is the matter of admitting defeat without fighting?" ”

"Lao Cheng, today's opponent is the Silla Women's Country, all the participants are women, playing with women, winning is disgraceful, losing is even more embarrassing, you have to go yourself, I won't go." It was the young general Zuo Xiaowei, Duan Zhixuan, Fan Guogong, who spoke.

Ahem, playing football with women? Bah, bah, Lao Tzu is not going! Lao Cheng closed his eyes and lay back on the stretcher.

Here, Wei Chi Gong complained and said, "Damn, the lord of Silla is said to be a man, how can he send a women's team?" Why didn't you say it earlier, my Datang didn't prepare the women's team to fight against it, wasn't it intentional? ”

In the envoy stands, Goguryeo taunted Lu Quan Gai Suwen and said: "The Datang team is all injured, and the Silla women's team won this game without a fight, which is happier than us winning." I would like to congratulate Her Royal Highness Princess Silla on this. ”

The three countries of the peninsula, Goguryeo, Baekje, and Silla, of which Goguryeo is the strongest and Baekje is the weakest, but Baekje has always been the head of Goguryeo, and Silla has been at odds with the two countries all year round.

Silla led the team this time was the young princess Jindeman, I saw her walk out of the envoy stand, came to the main stand and saluted to the Tang Emperor and said: "The Silla women's competition, without informing the Tang Dynasty in advance, is the negligence of the little woman, this battle can be put aside for the time being, and the Tang Dynasty will choose a women's team to do a showdown." ”

Women's team? Where to find it? You just give us time, and you don't have enough training.

"Let's go in, get out of the way quickly, or this princess will beat people......" At the entrance of the stadium, Xiao Doudou rode a golden lion and arrogantly yelled at the guard.

The commotion here soon spread to the main stand, and the guards reported: "Your Majesty, Her Royal Highness the Little Princess of Ping An led a Datang women's team to ask for the competition, but because the rules are in front, the teams that have not signed up are prohibited from participating, and countries are not allowed to change teams halfway, so ......"

Hearing that Li Er was not angry but happy, he laughed and said: "Okay, it is worthy of being the daughter of my Li family, Princess Zhun Ping'an led the team to enter, and this showdown with Silla will be fought by them." ”

As soon as these words came out, Goguryeo and the others stopped doing it and stood up to stop them, "Your Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, how can you change the rules halfway?" We don't care if Silla wants to compete with the Datang women's team, but we are dignified men, and we won't play against weak women. ”

Phew! Don't you blush when you say this? In this way, it means that if the Silla women's country wins today, you will not fight in the next day? Do you throw in the towel? Many ministers of the Tang Dynasty have spoken out about these envoys.

Li Er waved his hand and pressed everyone and said, "Rest assured, today is an expedient measure, no matter what the Datang women's team wins, they will not be allowed to play again." ”

To appease everyone, Xiao Doudou and others happily played, the people in the stands saw that it was Her Royal Highness the little princess, and cheered, originally because they lost the ball game yesterday, today's morale is low, and many people did not come to watch, so the stands are not full, but when the Datang women's team plays, the whole audience is boiling, and the atmosphere is no less than yesterday.

Such cheers spread throughout the city, and many people who had not been there were wondering, what happened to the stadium? So lively? Could it be that you can win today by playing Silla? Hmph, I heard that the girls of Silla participated, what if a group of old men played and won? What is there to brag about.

Li Er turned his head to Li Yuanying and smiled: "The fifth brother is clever, it turned out that he laid out early, and let Doudou form a team, which is admired by my brother!" ”

"Me? Second brother, it's not my consent, if I knew that I did this behind my back, see if I didn't beat her, now I understand, it turns out that she went out early and returned late every day for the past two months, and lied to me that she went to Master Wenji's house to study literature, but secretly she was practicing, this daughter is terrible, she has to clean up when she goes back...... "Li Yuanying is so angry."

"Tidy up?" Li Er glared at Li Yuanying and scolded, "You clean up and take a look?" How much face has Doudou earned back for my Datang, it's too late to praise such a good boy, but you have to clean it up? I'll tell my father later. ”

"What? Tell my father? Don't don't, second brother, misunderstanding, I'm just talking, how can I really hit a child? She shouldn't have been hiding it from me and her mother. Don't alarm Daddy for this little thing, or I'll have to be beaten. Li Yuanying hurriedly said to forgive.

"Hmph, this is pretty much the same, do you still know that you are afraid of being beaten, aren't you afraid of going around? When the game is over, I'll have to pay for it. ”

In the stands, Lao Cheng, Wei Chigong and others sat up one after another, and even Lao Cheng, who had seen Xiao Doudou making a move, laughed wildly: "Hahahaha, the little princess will take action in person, this one will win!" ”

Sure win? Such a confident laughter made the envoys very puzzled, and even pointed to the goalkeeper on the field, Xiao Doudou, and laughed so much that his stomach hurt, "No one cares about Datang?" actually sent a doll to be the goalkeeper, such a game, it is better to admit defeat directly. ”

"Great Khan Wisdom, I have long said that even if Keju was invented by the Central Plains, the arrogant army will be defeated, and the Tang Dynasty will eventually lose to arrogance and underestimation of the enemy." Izumi Gai Suwen echoed.

The Western Turkic prince next to the two shook his head disapprenously, and said in his heart It seems that you have not fought with others, otherwise you will definitely not be able to laugh at this time.